Right. The turkey could get pregnant. Not your cousin. How long has it been ? U can get the pill for the turkey if it’s not too late. Target or Walmart will have it.
I don't get this whole ordeal of not wanting to buy condoms, in Italy anyone can buy condoms of all ages, and they even have machines outside to evade embarrassment.
The clit isn’t even a hole???? Y’all really need some sex Ed holy shit. Pulling out doesn’t do anything. Sperm can still get in the vagina even if you “pull out”. Just at least use some condoms.
I am not a teenager, but I saw this on my feed. Usually I ignore because this sub isn't targeted towards my specific demographic, and you guys deserve your own space. But there is so much wrong with this post. I'm scared for what passes as sex ed these days.
you need to have sex again in the next 24 hours but use a condom, that way, it will kill any existing sperm that could have got anywhere. the lubricant on condoms is sperm killing just in case
Well man.. I’d just pray and cross my fingers , it’s 50/50 that she’ll be pregnant. Also, the clit is the little bean looking thing on the top where the lips meet , try to use protective next time ! Lots of stds going around, very common now a days .
if the semen goes into her vagina then possibly yes. However if its wiped up or washed off without entering the vagina then there is a possibility that she might not get pregnant. Whenever you have sex there is a chance to get a partner pregnant, always remember to wear a condom.
Okay; there is no such thing as a “clithole.” You do not understand human anatomy or reproductive function; if you can’t figure out the answer yourself, for the LOVE OF GOD, go back to jerking it.
bro im 13 an i know damn well if im penetrating im using a condom always and if i for some reason which is never gonna happen im putting full concentration into not nutting in there, i dont want a kid rn def later but not rn, also HOW TF DO YOU NOT KNOW IF YOU NUT IN HER YOUR THATS THE NUT YOUR GONNA HAVE TO RAISE, NUT ON HER NOT IN HER
Op just get some plan b, it's emergency contraceptive and it's most effective as soon as you use it within 72 hours of sex, the more time goes on the lest effective the chance it'll work will be and next time wear a condom
This is why women of this generation will not have orgasms. Do you not know what and where the clit is? It’s not what you think it is based on your comment here. It is way more important.
Wym? Like on the clitoris? Or actually in her? Cause if it was on the clitoris, there's still a risk but not as much as in her. Use fucking protection. Pull out. Gah damn.
I mean, that's why you use condoms so you don't have accidents. I'm confused on how lots of teenagers (any age) do the dirty and not wear condoms and worry about pregnancy. I'm also super surprised that you aren't afraid of STD's. it's not 100% guaranteed that she will get pregnant though as it depends on the situation but that doesn't mean to spin the wheel with your dong raw and risk having a baby or a STD in your body. Long story short, use condoms.
In her clit??? CLITHOLE????? Dude, i think you mean you literally just came in her vagina 😟 I seriously feel sorry that you’re so irresponsible and uneducated on anatomy before having sex. And I’m praying for the girl you had sex with and that her abortion goes well (slightly kidding cuz hopefully she just doesn’t get pregnant by some miracle)
That poor girl is going to be become pregnant, chances are you’ll leave her, and her life will be ruined because ya’ll didn’t use protection and Sex Ed in schools is extinct.
Wrong sub for wrong question. Mostly 1st world country kids use this sub. Idk why I an seeing posts from this sub but, don't go asking important, life altering information in a teenager sub reddit. Good Luck on the FatherHood tho
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I will be messaging you in 9 months on
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God no
Guys I accidentally nutted in my Thanksgiving turkey. My cousin ate it, could she become pregnant?
No, but the turkey could
Right. The turkey could get pregnant. Not your cousin. How long has it been ? U can get the pill for the turkey if it’s not too late. Target or Walmart will have it.
“Ground me if you want. Nothing will unfuck the Thanksgiving turkey!” I want to say that one year…but I’m not sure I have the strength to pull it off
If i get water in my mouth and swallow will I get hydrated 😓
no I think you’ll get pregnant
ask
This has to be a joke right? Sex education isnt that bad... right????
They don’t teach sex ed anymore (at least not in my school)
Sadly some people either have bad schools or they don't put safe sex into practice
I got all my sex-ed from the internet 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
They just tought the anatomy in our school nothing more
Tf were you expecting to happen?
Love how the 13 year old has the most rational response here lmao
13 years old and already more responsible then half this sub
I don't get this whole ordeal of not wanting to buy condoms, in Italy anyone can buy condoms of all ages, and they even have machines outside to evade embarrassment.
09 gang pretty wise.
How tf you know all this at this age
Im a female and I'm genuinely confused so I'm going to assume this a joke
He came inside her
Okay I'm confused cause wtf is a "clithole"??? That doesnt seem real
Yesterday some dude just posted about how fucked up this sub is getting and now I am totally convinced.
can someone please teach
Nahhh I'm having fun reading about their stupidity
I had to read the title twice because I thought bro said, “I nutted in her chilihole”.
Realising she is a vegan .that mean her body automatically eject it out again.
Brotha, you are gonna become a father 💀
Let's suggest a name for his son/daughter
Chad
Even me, a total virgin, knows the clit isn't a hole
Bro I know that and I'm 14 and a virgin the us education system sucks I know cys I live in the us
holy fucking shit.
Yeah it’s like all the new 13 year olds all just rocked up with a body count of ten under their belts for some reason and everything else went to shit
no shit
Reading the word clithole has solidified my rationale that humanity was a mistake.
Get a load of this virgin, he doesn’t know what a clithole is!
The clit isn’t even a hole???? Y’all really need some sex Ed holy shit. Pulling out doesn’t do anything. Sperm can still get in the vagina even if you “pull out”. Just at least use some condoms.
I don't understand how this rocket science to some people.
Even then the condom could break. Just don't have sex
what type of nut we talking about? like Peanut? Cashews? Almonds? Mark Nutt? theres like ten thousand. Please specify!
id say he's talking about peanut butter am i wrong?
Man nut
As if anyone knows where it is
I am not a teenager, but I saw this on my feed. Usually I ignore because this sub isn't targeted towards my specific demographic, and you guys deserve your own space. But there is so much wrong with this post. I'm scared for what passes as sex ed these days.
finally, a matured comment taking this seriously.
Thank you
I don't know but you have to pay the child support
He also has to pay for my therapist now, after using the word "clithole"
badwomensanatomy
If you nut on her clit Her clit grows to nut in you. Be aware my boi.
POV: You are 13 and have no idea what the clit is
POV: you're almost 19 and don't know what a clit is (you're me)
POV: You are not a native english speaker and have no idea what the clit is
well explain then
🤨
I hate this subreddit
Same.
Bruh, what did you expect, of course she is most likely gonna get pregnant, unless one of you are infertile,
What is this sub💀
gen Z hub
you need to have sex again in the next 24 hours but use a condom, that way, it will kill any existing sperm that could have got anywhere. the lubricant on condoms is sperm killing just in case
Not the ones that have already passed the cervix. Which takes 15 minutes.
...clithole?
Bro no clipped his nut inside her clit😂😂😂
My guy, youre fucking stupid for this.
cmon man pulling out isnt even a viable protection method. there will be sperm cells on yo willy the whole time, it's a lost cause either way
ok but like where you hear there is sperm cells on your dick all the time, not necessarily true
Well man.. I’d just pray and cross my fingers , it’s 50/50 that she’ll be pregnant. Also, the clit is the little bean looking thing on the top where the lips meet , try to use protective next time ! Lots of stds going around, very common now a days .
“bean looking thing” 😭😭😭😭
if the semen goes into her vagina then possibly yes. However if its wiped up or washed off without entering the vagina then there is a possibility that she might not get pregnant. Whenever you have sex there is a chance to get a partner pregnant, always remember to wear a condom.
Bro’s speedrunning child support 100% no glitches 💀💀
Okay; there is no such thing as a “clithole.” You do not understand human anatomy or reproductive function; if you can’t figure out the answer yourself, for the LOVE OF GOD, go back to jerking it.
Well, what's ur age? 🧐📸🧐📸
Is this a joke?
what the fuck is this subreddit.
Take plan B, as soon as fucking possible
She might be a little embarrassed
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Why you do that
When you say clit what party exactly are you talking about? Because it can’t be the real clit…
ah hell na he got her gregnnat
should've used a rubber, are abortions allowed where you live?
IN
Leave a country, just run away
Least horny
bro im 13 an i know damn well if im penetrating im using a condom always and if i for some reason which is never gonna happen im putting full concentration into not nutting in there, i dont want a kid rn def later but not rn, also HOW TF DO YOU NOT KNOW IF YOU NUT IN HER YOUR THATS THE NUT YOUR GONNA HAVE TO RAISE, NUT ON HER NOT IN HER
W h a t
her clithole? 😭
Idk i forgor all in sex ed class. Not a bad kid, just hated that class
spoiler alert: yeah
Smartest
I think Im the only one trying to figure out what a clithole is (im a woman)
The fuck
Only on sundays😗😗
If the nut was only blood, then it‘s 50/50.
Op just get some plan b, it's emergency contraceptive and it's most effective as soon as you use it within 72 hours of sex, the more time goes on the lest effective the chance it'll work will be and next time wear a condom
This is why women of this generation will not have orgasms. Do you not know what and where the clit is? It’s not what you think it is based on your comment here. It is way more important.
.....wtf is a clithole? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you even sure you nutted in the right hole?
bruh sumone pls learn this kids their genitals
The, clit hole???
It ain’t a hole
If I stab someone until they die, am I a murderer?
stup pregananate ez1!
WTF IS A CLIT HOLE?? WOULDN'T THAT HURT???
The number of people reading over this and replying with 'yes, of course' is concerning.
Don't let this man drive
what is a cilthole..?
Clithole?
Yes. It's made out of sperm, and that's where the egg is. Should have used protection
Wym? Like on the clitoris? Or actually in her? Cause if it was on the clitoris, there's still a risk but not as much as in her. Use fucking protection. Pull out. Gah damn.
Clithole..?
I mean, that's why you use condoms so you don't have accidents. I'm confused on how lots of teenagers (any age) do the dirty and not wear condoms and worry about pregnancy. I'm also super surprised that you aren't afraid of STD's. it's not 100% guaranteed that she will get pregnant though as it depends on the situation but that doesn't mean to spin the wheel with your dong raw and risk having a baby or a STD in your body. Long story short, use condoms.
Why is nobody realising that this is obviously a really bad joke?
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…in her clit? In her clithole? Good fucking god PLEASE look at a diagram
u nutted…in her clit??? elaborate
hun the clit is outside not inside. if you nutted in her clit I would be very very concerned. But yeah she might
In her clit??? CLITHOLE????? Dude, i think you mean you literally just came in her vagina 😟 I seriously feel sorry that you’re so irresponsible and uneducated on anatomy before having sex. And I’m praying for the girl you had sex with and that her abortion goes well (slightly kidding cuz hopefully she just doesn’t get pregnant by some miracle)
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badwomensanatomy
Yes my boy
This is the only mammal that is afaik taking penis in her clitoris.
That poor girl is going to be become pregnant, chances are you’ll leave her, and her life will be ruined because ya’ll didn’t use protection and Sex Ed in schools is extinct.
Well at least you will get celebrated on Father’s Day
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me too <3
pregnanante
First thing I see when I open reddit
It's the amount of people in the comments here that find nothing wrong with this to bother me
bro?
VS
Fuck you
you forgor. cunt
Clits have holes? I learn something new everyday.
No. They do not, that would be physically impossible. The person who made this post is severely uninformed.
Lmao no they don't. This guy doesn't know his anatomy.
You should always wear protection dude 🤦🏻♂️
I nut in her clit every day, morning and night.
go touch grass.
Wrong sub for wrong question. Mostly 1st world country kids use this sub. Idk why I an seeing posts from this sub but, don't go asking important, life altering information in a teenager sub reddit. Good Luck on the FatherHood tho
wtf is the dif between a clithole and a vag
One is a real thing. The other is a demonstration if the state of OP's sex ed.
Clits have holes?
Possibly, depends if she was ovulating or not. You should have used protection tho
Yes you fucking idiot
You might have a lack of milk in the near future
bro found the clit💀💀
bro
Wtf is this how old are you kiddo
yo nsfw tag? we dont want to see this shit, especially in public
Congratulations! You a dad now!
Congratulations, you're gonna be a dad!
Dawg said clithole 💀💀
Bro what the fuck were you thinking condoms aren’t that fucking expensive
average
Why the fuck are you asking us
You found the clit? Props!
nsfw tag???
I am mad and disappointed at you son. Always use protection. Now, get sperm killer and prepare to pray!
Repent.
This sub is unhinged and I love it.
Doesn't matter where u nut, always use protection, if Nah, always consider the chance of pregnancy
Bruh seriously
Sounds like you’re gonna be a father if she doesn’t take plan b or get an abortion
time to go for plan b.
name your son after tatar chess master from USSR rashid gibyatoviç nezmedinov
Its time to take plan B bruh
HUH????
If you are really unsure, find a place that sells emergency contraception if you can. They usually only work 24 hours after sex though.
There’s a chance, but just stop. It’s not worth it bro.
Yeah
if yall dont know how to use it, dont use it
damn, rest easy bro🙏🙏