Don’t worry OP unless your mom is as old as the dinosaurs, she has one in her bedroom that makes as much noise. She just not as impulsive and she waits till nobody is around. I just realized I took for granted OP is female doesn’t matter enjoy
better check your walls too sir I've been on a quest to have a lil taste of walls around the world and sometimes I get a lil excited and gobble up the entire wall
Well several years passed before i realized that our walls are actually thin and everything can be heard everywhere, my parents probably heard me watching porn or masturbate many times, though they didn't even give a look at me about it.
Lesson one: always play other distracting audio when you jerk it, I usually play the theme from the anime JJBA;VA so when I climax there’s an accompanying hype beat. Lesson two: always lock your doors, this is the most obvious lesson, don’t want someone walking in while you’re “playing the flute”. Lesson three: choose your time man, do it when there’s no one in the house.
At some point in every person’s life, their parents catch them masturbating/having sex. It’s normal, not a big deal-unless your parents are like super religious and make it a big deal, in which case I’m sorry. Otherwise, she probably understands and went through this herself.
You are a growing teenage girl so its perfectly normal for you too use one . And chances are your mom uses one too so just pretend your mom didn't hear it and continue doing what makes you happy. Your mom should have no control over you, your possessions or your body.
Uh so.. I'm not a teenager but when I WAS a teenager, my dad heard my vibrator in my room while I was out of the house. It turned on somehow and was vibrating against the wood of the dresser it was in so it made a weird noise and that's when he found it.
Maybe you shouldn’t have used it in the living room.
During a family meeting
Don’t worry OP unless your mom is as old as the dinosaurs, she has one in her bedroom that makes as much noise. She just not as impulsive and she waits till nobody is around. I just realized I took for granted OP is female doesn’t matter enjoy
At a wake
Mom: “ooh she’s using the vagi-matic 2000”
You have a few options if they ask about it
Sebastiano is also an acceptable name
Most sane reddit user
5. All of the above
Come to Brazil
I am Brazilian and this is awkward
What if they’re already called Pedro?
I saw this as a list of things to do, not a list of options.
Don't move to brazil right now
Skill issue
Goddamn redditors with troll pfps always get me
Shouldve side climbed and angled
Start planning on moving out
Nah just leave the country/planet/galaxy/multiverse
Time to break up with her, this is a serious red flag
Bro how thin are your walls?💀💀
better check your walls too sir I've been on a quest to have a lil taste of walls around the world and sometimes I get a lil excited and gobble up the entire wall
It’s probably like dry wall or something
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You’re poopy :(
Make it louder to assert dominance
Moan excessivelly doing it.
Tell them that was a trimmer i was shaving my pubic hair if it works.
“Why the hell are you shaving it?”
Well several years passed before i realized that our walls are actually thin and everything can be heard everywhere, my parents probably heard me watching porn or masturbate many times, though they didn't even give a look at me about it.
Based parents, by far the best way to go about these things.
During NNN too man... we need to work out our temptations people
Does NNN apply to girls??
NNN sounds like a bad idea for your balls. Do not recommend.
Just claim it as testingna homemade tesla coil. She will be proud of you sciencing
START BRUSHING YOUR TEETH REALLY LOUDLY
ngl that's a great idea... someone looks experienced
THANKS
susssssssss 🧐
What happens when you buy a vibrator while living rent free
fr 🥲
Lesson one: always play other distracting audio when you jerk it, I usually play the theme from the anime JJBA;VA so when I climax there’s an accompanying hype beat. Lesson two: always lock your doors, this is the most obvious lesson, don’t want someone walking in while you’re “playing the flute”. Lesson three: choose your time man, do it when there’s no one in the house.
Bro nuts to the beat 💀
Bro is pulling a cbat with the jjba theme 💀
Just use your electronic toothbrush instead of a vibrator.
Why I haven’t think of that
Best option is blame it on a toothbrush or electric razor.
its not yours anymore...
Our
Do you know what month it is bro? For shame, for shame...
yall fuckin wild bro jesus christ
i’m thinking the same thing bro
Why are you using your vibrator in NNN
Say that your group chat was being spammed
Most normal
Let her use it, that'll convince her
You have two options run away or never speak to her again
WHO TF GAV THIS A HELPFUL AWARD
Holy shit it’s November
She should be glad it’s not the real thing you’re using🤭
why :amongus_eyebrow:
The only advice I can give you is if you want to use that thing again go into the bathroom turn on the shower and/or the fan and then use it
Say NO to waisting water✊✊
At some point in every person’s life, their parents catch them masturbating/having sex. It’s normal, not a big deal-unless your parents are like super religious and make it a big deal, in which case I’m sorry. Otherwise, she probably understands and went through this herself.
I haven't been caught yet. Hopefully never
Just blame it on your toothbrush
Tell her it was just your electric toothbrush
Let her borrow it
stupid af
Fr 😐
o7
o7
just say you had your phone on vibrate and you got a call noob
i wouldve done that if it weren't for the velocity i was using...
Don't u need to be 18 to buy those? If ur 18 then so what. If not then how did u even get it
idk i just walked up to a store w a friend and bought it
Most places have no age rules on sex toys, though most sex shops are 18+ as they carry porn
nope it’s not a weapon or porn…anyone could buy one
nope you can buy them at walmart without being IDed
Amazon and stuff have them. Don't really get id'd there
Good luck
Should have bought a battery powered massage thing. And had it running simultaneously.
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
when the boy's mom starts opening the big flashlight's lid.
Walk out with it in your hand
Tell her it was your phone and your friend was spam messaging you. Always works as a gay man using a v1brato0r
Ask her if she wants to join.
You are fucked Xd
Give her the birds and the bees talk.
There are much bigger things to worry about.
“Our vibrator” - Mom
Isn't it normal to use vibrators?!
Lol dumbass
Are you old enough to own one?
How can you not be old enough? It has No age restriction
No age rules for most places
Probably not
Share it with her./s
Bruh my mom has a drawer full of them why isn't she sharing with me
You know what. Just talk to her about it lmao
not good.
Gg wp i guess
Rookie mistake
I NEED SOMEBODY
Wasn't that your phone vibrating?
Hey, it's better than your dad hearing
tf you want us to do? XDDD
My mums heard mine before. Welcome to the club
Make it louder to assert dominance
Why is this teenager post in my feed? Plus what is a vibrator
You sweet summer child
nah it’s just an electric toothbrush
...Wtf is even this sub?
am i the only one open about sex to parents?
Ratio + you fell off + skill issue
If you have some kind of massaging machine just say that it was that
Tf are we meant to do?
i just opened reddit man
L BOZO
L
how did you bought a vibrator lmao
🗿🌀🌀🌀
Well what did you expect?
OH HOLY FUCK DUDE THATS A GOOD WAY TO DOITSU
My mom heard my vibrator, best tell it to Everyone on internet rather than talk to my mom. Seems logic.
NAH WHO PUT THE WHOLESOME AWARD
Why are you sharing that with the world
Did she want to watch?
So what? Its common thing to masturbate.
LOOL
LOOL
Better a vibrator than a teen pregnancy.
Come on it's NNN
So?
Say it's your phone or pray
Wtf...
Go full Chad mode. Ask if she liked what she heard and if she wants a turn. Flip the power dynamic.
One problem: The real world is, in fact, not a lesbian porno
days without
Good luck explaining stuff to her!
Tell her it’s one of these possible things:
girls masturbate?
I upvote with the assumption this is a joke
Lol L ratio dumbass
avg. 13 year old
L + RIP
in the words of bruno powroznik: vibrators
So you failed NNN
Na, she's doing "now nut November", so shes winning
Skill issue 😐
Sucks to suck my dude next time use that shit o natural lmao
Ha ha
Why is this downvoted. Besides from the fact it’s probably fake, this is funny
ooooof
How old are you ?
It’s no nut November!!!!😤😤
Better call saul
Bro failed nnn
dont buy adult items as a child maybe?
Well, close the door next time dumbass
shouldn't have used it
You sure are a rookie
Why is this a post
L
You are a growing teenage girl so its perfectly normal for you too use one . And chances are your mom uses one too so just pretend your mom didn't hear it and continue doing what makes you happy. Your mom should have no control over you, your possessions or your body.
this is why I turn on my fan beforehand, it acts as a white noise mashene and nobody can hear me
OH GOD
HOW
Skill issue
oh god-
Good luck surviving
say it was an electric toothbrush
Pretend it was a phone notification, or a phone call
And it was on silent so it only vibrated
Average Ermest fan moment:
That's enough Reddit for today
you mean your back massage machine? pretend to be innocent and say its a back massager you bought of amazon XD
Tell her that was your phone vibrating
I know a perfect studio apartment around the corner. You might need it.
just say it’s your phone vibrating
Oh geez
Don't nobody wanna hear this weird shit🤦🏾♂️
Why the fuck do you even have one
What’s wrong with a vibrator
Relax you were just brushing your teeth
I wouldn't worry about it. She's prob got one herself.
Uh so.. I'm not a teenager but when I WAS a teenager, my dad heard my vibrator in my room while I was out of the house. It turned on somehow and was vibrating against the wood of the dresser it was in so it made a weird noise and that's when he found it.
Tf are people encouraging lying for? Just own up to having a wank, nbd
RIP
ur so silly
just tell her the truth and try to explain it in the nicest way possible
Share it with your mom :))