You can say bruh after every sentence, you can also say fr and on God no cap so for example "On God no cap this lunch here is fr the best thing ever bruh"
Just say "slay" while elongating the "slaaaaaay", add the most sarcastic, """girly""" tone to it and do weird feminine gestures with your hand. Works every time if you want to either "impress" or simply annoy a person
Bruh I’m 28 and reading through this, and it’s crazy. All of this is just a mixture of old 4chan slang from 2011 mixed with the way people in the mostly black neighborhood I grew up in spoke like fifteen years ago
Stop exposing me dude 😂, I’m not with all the slang and trends because well idk where they look to figure this out even lol. And I’m about to turn sixteen and my parents are finally letting me have social medias so I missed out on being with what was popular with the other teens lol. I wouldn’t call myself nerdy though
First off, that's adorable. Next, acquaint yourself with old videos from Vine (you should be able to find some on YouTube) and quote them randomly. Quoting popular songs/memes is good too. Example:
Whenever he texts you something that remotely implies anything romantic or sexual, even if he just told you that he talked to a girl today, reply with: 🤨📸
Also you can act like ur better at fortnite then them and say “im cracked my guy” “I would box you like a fish” and best of all “ I crank 90s you would get clapped”
Whenever anything somewhat positive happens, put your index and middle finger together like your making a gun, put it on the inside of where your elbow joint is, squint your eyes and say "SHEEEEEEEEEEEE". The louder and longer, the cringier.
“fo shizzle” in place of “for sure” is horribly cringe inducing, you could use “brick” in place of “cold” “damn its brick out here” ya know. Use the term “pogchamp” in casual conversation, you dont even have to use it right, just pit it somewhere. or “poggers” replaces “cool” or “dope” EDIT: respond to a statement with “based and redpilled”
The next time you're eating something really good you can say "This [insert food] is bussin', no cap" or "This is even better than that bussy I ate last night, no cap". The second one is a lot more cringey, as "Bussin'" just means really good, but "bussy" on itself is a slang for a guy's ass (boy + pussy), but you might need to explain what it means to your wife, which would be really awkward, so the first variant is the safest one
On god, bussin bussin, fire, slaps, fake laughing/screaming, AYY YOOOOO, unnecessary swearing. Do all these excessively then you will be hated by most logical people.
this guy is definitely not a parent, go through their post and comment history, they post lots of cringe and in their comments they say stuff like “sus” and others. They’ve even posted in this sub before. Kinda odd
say everything in acronyms, like lol or omg, nobody does that but it sounds like something that people would do. instead of "what do you want for dinner?" say "WDYWFD?" and let him figure it out
Deep down, every kid thinks their dad is cool, they are just afraid to say it, no cap, unless their dad is an asshole, then they don't, but we all love our fathers, I always say it to him cause I want him to know that. Make dad jokes, many of them
Say ‘imma bout to hit the meanest griddy of 2022’ and do a random dance while waving your arms.
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This fucking killed me lol
that ain’t no griddy that’s a griddle
Ohh that's pretty griddy
And say things like “mans capping” instead of your lying
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Randomly say based after he says jokes. Your kid will cringe guaranteed.
Based
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you can say for real for real as a slang term for agreeing with someone
Noted📒, I will use that one
That post of yours is enough to make your son both laugh and cringe
It is kinda embarassing, though
You can say bruh after every sentence, you can also say fr and on God no cap so for example "On God no cap this lunch here is fr the best thing ever bruh"
This lunch right here is bussin fr no cap on god
Noted📒, what does no cap mean, by the way?
or you could say this lunch is bussin/bussin bussin,, you can say it once or twice, ur choice
Say somethings “goated” when it’s really good
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This comment goated.
If you agree with them, say “Yuhh”
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when something sounds off or strange, say sus (short for suspicious)
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That example sounds like an urban dictionary example
Amogus?
“Hey son, I just want to let you know that you’ve been a little sus lately. You Sussy baka”
If they get annoyed at u say stop being salty
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Or “cope harder”
Call him a super based ultra giga chad
I called him a yoghurt male once
Say to him infront of his friends "Wassup my driller, man's bussing today innit!"
What does driller mean? Like the music genre thing?
This guy is incredibly british
Say ‘lmao’ after ever sentence, in a really sarcastic way
Noted📒 lmao
"My grandma just died lmao"
Just say "slay" while elongating the "slaaaaaay", add the most sarcastic, """girly""" tone to it and do weird feminine gestures with your hand. Works every time if you want to either "impress" or simply annoy a person
I dont know if my wife would beat me to death after doing that or not, but noted📒
“Yaaaasss slay girly pop! slaaaaaay!” Is exactly what I was thinking
slay
Yes our glorious creation, become the ultimate cringe machine, and we shall enjoy the show
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idk dude just say 'balls'
My wife would kill me lol
I’m trippin’ balls over here. Threw a little NJ in there.
Instead of saying that something is good, call it "bussin'". 94% guaranteed cringe.
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Say bet instead of “yeah right”
Ok bet
When something bad happens call it a L
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I text like this and it scares me. I'm starting to say this shit unironically. I won't go the "no cap" though, that's just horrible
Or “nah fam” instead of no way or just no
Noted📒, "based" comment
All the nerdy teens reading this post to try and learn how to be a teen in 2022 💀
Bruh I’m 28 and reading through this, and it’s crazy. All of this is just a mixture of old 4chan slang from 2011 mixed with the way people in the mostly black neighborhood I grew up in spoke like fifteen years ago
Stop exposing me dude 😂, I’m not with all the slang and trends because well idk where they look to figure this out even lol. And I’m about to turn sixteen and my parents are finally letting me have social medias so I missed out on being with what was popular with the other teens lol. I wouldn’t call myself nerdy though
Shhh
If you're not American this is all useless
My friends dad recently said “lol slay” to a photo of his dogs.
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using bro as a pronoun
Noted📒, based comment.
Boutta get that victory royale poggers!
No cap fr fr
You can say goofy or tf when he says something dumb
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tfw
very goofy haha
Definitely the cringiest things you can do would be:
She will probably like that too lmao
YOLO is cringe I think
But I say yolo all the time :(
Say “you got that goofy ah look”
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You can point at there shoes and say ‘WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEE’
Why lmao
Is it a reference to black panther?
YO STINKYYYY TOEZZZZ
Say Gucci instead of doing good
And wyd instead of how are you
“Straight fire” means something is good
What country are you from, just so I know if I can help you
I am a Turk but my wife and son are American and we live in America, no cap.
If they say something surprising you can say “ ZAAAMMM” in an exaggerated tone
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First off, that's adorable. Next, acquaint yourself with old videos from Vine (you should be able to find some on YouTube) and quote them randomly. Quoting popular songs/memes is good too. Example:
He bought me a Rick Astley body pillow on Father's Day, lmao
Say "Poggers" when something good happens to him, and "Based" when he tells a joke about himself.
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If something is good or cool say “Poggers”
"Based" comment, noted📒
“This is Straight bussin” instead of this is good
This comment is straight bussin
If ur kids likes anything at all (pizza, a certain show, etc), make sure to just say ”it’s mid”.
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Keep saying slang with these " when talking in text
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yeet /jiːtʰ/
What does it mean, and how do i use it in a sentence?
Use the word epic as an adjective for cool things
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oh wow a dad that actually cares
Maybe if you can stop smoking, your life actually matters, even if you are some random person commenting on my post, "bruh"
If something is surprising say “SHEEEEESH” in an exagerated voice
PEERIOOOOTT
swag is so cringe
What does it mean and how can I use it in a sentence?
I say swag :(
Dab. That’s all you need to do. Bring back the dead shit he’s young enough to know.
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when your kid is wearing something cool, tell him that he has drip
He got the drip
Say someone has rizz when you want to say someone has game
Noted📒, thanks for your help!
Reddit dads💀
I am hoping I can be a good one lol
Say thats bussin fr fr
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Say “this fit is dripped out no cap” it means my outfit is good bassically
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Say things like this is “legit the best “ it means legitimate
Epic
DEEZ NUTS!
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Say sussy instead of suspicious
Mike, why are you acting all "sussy" again?
respond to rude statements with "L+ratio"
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Whenever he texts you something that remotely implies anything romantic or sexual, even if he just told you that he talked to a girl today, reply with: 🤨📸
Lmao
When the room is silent, just randomly say "I'm Bricked up right now".
Na fam no way
look at him dead in the eye and say "No maidens" when hes doing something. He will cringe or be confused af.
bonus points if you can raise one eyebrow
Also you can act like ur better at fortnite then them and say “im cracked my guy” “I would box you like a fish” and best of all “ I crank 90s you would get clapped”
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Say bussin if something is good....automatic cringe from my grandkids when used
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W comments.
fr fr
Whenever anything somewhat positive happens, put your index and middle finger together like your making a gun, put it on the inside of where your elbow joint is, squint your eyes and say "SHEEEEEEEEEEEE". The louder and longer, the cringier.
SHEEEESH
You are a great dad
Yay
“fo shizzle” in place of “for sure” is horribly cringe inducing, you could use “brick” in place of “cold” “damn its brick out here” ya know. Use the term “pogchamp” in casual conversation, you dont even have to use it right, just pit it somewhere. or “poggers” replaces “cool” or “dope” EDIT: respond to a statement with “based and redpilled”
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The fuck ever said "fo shizzle"
CRINGE GUIDE FOR BASED PARENTS!
"Bruh" that helped me a lot, "no cap".
When ever you eat a meal, say damn bro this meal is bussin
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[удалено]
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Yaaaaaasss slayyy queeeen the most cringey thing I can think of
Slayyyyy
Yyyyyaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssss
Do u know the dance “the floss”
"No cap" he plays fortnite often, of course i do "bruh"
Wag one my G instead of hi
Epic
Say dope instead of cool
The next time you're eating something really good you can say "This [insert food] is bussin', no cap" or "This is even better than that bussy I ate last night, no cap". The second one is a lot more cringey, as "Bussin'" just means really good, but "bussy" on itself is a slang for a guy's ass (boy + pussy), but you might need to explain what it means to your wife, which would be really awkward, so the first variant is the safest one
Yea my wife would "yeet" me off the roof if i said "bussy", "no cap".
On god, bussin bussin, fire, slaps, fake laughing/screaming, AYY YOOOOO, unnecessary swearing. Do all these excessively then you will be hated by most logical people.
Fr fr
this guy is definitely not a parent, go through their post and comment history, they post lots of cringe and in their comments they say stuff like “sus” and others. They’ve even posted in this sub before. Kinda odd
Dude just wants attention.
Drippy, drip
What does "drip" mean?
say everything in acronyms, like lol or omg, nobody does that but it sounds like something that people would do. instead of "what do you want for dinner?" say "WDYWFD?" and let him figure it out
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Reply to me if any ideas work lol
Will post an update tomorrow, "my G"!
Zoomed slang will get u cancelled bro. Can’t go around saying the shit we did
No cap, fr
This comment section is where it's at bro☠️
Any type of band nerd joke. Like "amogus sussy baka UwU"
Mike, why are you acting all sussy, my driller?
“Bazinga” (I think I recognise a similar post from few days ago or yesterday, are you the same person :3 )
No, but like I said, I saw it
Call him a sussy Bala when he does anything good or bad. I hate it when ppl say it ironically or unironically, and he probably will too
Lol noted📒
When something goes wrong like you spill a drink say “that’s a major L”
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Call everything he says "the mad note"
The thing you just said is the mad note, my guy. No cap.
The thing you just said is the mad note, my guy. No cap.
Based Reddit dad💀
fr fr
looking at ops history,he’s 100% and teenager. this is for karma and y’all fell for it lol.
your post history is rather suspicious, If you're gonna lie on reddit atleast clean your post history first.
Use pog or poggers after something good or exciting happened
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Deep down, every kid thinks their dad is cool, they are just afraid to say it, no cap, unless their dad is an asshole, then they don't, but we all love our fathers, I always say it to him cause I want him to know that. Make dad jokes, many of them
Ask him hold up, ain't you Nathaniel b?