Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
Schizophrenic? I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him! You...
On the real, automod used to be so fucking awesome. You'd comment something and it would respond back with some completely unrelated, yet hilarious anecdote or text image. There were so many different responses and 9 out of 10 of the them were funny. The 1 out of 10 was some dumb uwu weeb shit, but those got downvoted, so it was okay. Now, for WHATEVER REASON, it's just 'pees in your ass' this and 'pees in your ass' that and I'm sick of it. Automod was once something great but 'pees in your ass' has ruined it.
Blame the people Who would completely nuke an entire thread spamming 20 buzzwords and having Automod blast 300000 replies to the first comment on a post, making reading any other comments impossible
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million Kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the Kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan would have to fight off 14 kangaroos
Only if it's toned down. We shouldn't have to be purposefully making sure we don't have trigger words and accidentally clog the comments with hundreds of automod responses from a normal comment.
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
no automod?
pees in ur ass
pees in ur ass
Chew my balls
nom nom
Can I swath them in tartar sauce ?
could use a little more seasoning please dont shower from now on
All of you
I accept your very generous invitation
Oh my god it’s just a cycle. They get rid of auto mod then people ask for it back. Then people hate it and ask for it to be removed.
Its the circle of life
auto mid
But he is still here? I don't understand.
why the fk did you edit your comment a week later?
the book of judges
Please for the love of God dont
Automod lives matter!
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
Schizophrenic? I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him! You...
if automod returns i will blow my head off with a double barrel
Pics or didn't happened
Ok
pees in ur ass
Count me in
Holy shit Patter the Knatter has Reddit account!11!!!1
ronnie?
THE CYCLE
It's called the cycle of life.
Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
No automod
How do I vote no on a change.org?
Remember when this entire sub went into anarchy to remove him? And now we want him back? Why
We don't want him back
No we fucking dont
I thought it was cool but people dropping automod nukes and ruining the comments section kinda ruined it for me.
No
No
Nah
No
no
No
go to hell
No.
No shut up
pees in ur ass
On the real, automod used to be so fucking awesome. You'd comment something and it would respond back with some completely unrelated, yet hilarious anecdote or text image. There were so many different responses and 9 out of 10 of the them were funny. The 1 out of 10 was some dumb uwu weeb shit, but those got downvoted, so it was okay. Now, for WHATEVER REASON, it's just 'pees in your ass' this and 'pees in your ass' that and I'm sick of it. Automod was once something great but 'pees in your ass' has ruined it.
Would’ve been fine if it weren’t for the people purposely spamming every mod trigger word and ruining comment sections
Blame the people Who would completely nuke an entire thread spamming 20 buzzwords and having Automod blast 300000 replies to the first comment on a post, making reading any other comments impossible
Agree!
https://www.change.org/automoderator
pees in ur ass
Shut
no, fuck automod
No
deepthroat a live pipebomb
Shut the fuck up
No shut the fuck up.
BURN IN HELL AUTOMOD
WTF
No
No
no
Every comment having a million massive replies that made it hard to read isn’t great.
[удалено]
Eat yourself
Fuck no
please dont fucking do it
pees in ur ass
pees in ur ass
No
Nah let automod burn in hell
Pees in ur ass
this should stay at least 100 away from 1000 votes at all times
Don't!
i want to actually speak with people not a bot who sends 5 replies when i type a sentence
Hell nah shit was fuckin annoying
NO
Auto mod is annoying stop
No. Only pee in ass
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Go pee in your own ass, automod!
pees in ur ass
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million Kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the Kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan would have to fight off 14 kangaroos
No and shut the fuck up about it
People used to just fucking spam auto mod, please shut the fuck up
bruh you guys asked to remove automod and now you want it back
pees in ur ass
Did automod even have a use besides spam cringe ass replies?
Yes
In soviet rossiya, food eat you!
I NEED MORE COPYPASTAS
the pee in my ass is kinda funny but gets repetitive really quickly
Try pee in your nose to mix it up
automod fucking died rip bozo
No fuck off
No. Fuck automod.
Pees in your ass
No
pleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedont
Thanks mods! I love you Kevin!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/x57epw/eminem_dropped_this_diss/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Your praises of Kevin have not gone unnoticed. Kevin will let you live for another minute as a reward
I love Kevin!!!☮️🪧✊
We must not bring back automod!
Maybe put spaces between the keywords? I want to be able to say "Something" without a Breaking Bad copypasta.
No but also yes but also no
No automod?
No
Bring back everyone’s favorite automod
We do not want Kevin back.
MR ELECTRIC SEND THIS MAN TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED
No
don’t
bro there’s 1.9 million members and you guys set the bar at 1000 signs?
Yes
BREAK THE CYCLE!!! JUST LEAVE AUTOMOD DEAD ALREADY!!
no
NO
Nyes
Yes
No
Goddamn it no. NOOOO
no
No fuck you
yo mistah white we at 1000 signatures
waltuh
pees in your ass
Downvote this post
Yes
YES
No
Nooooo I don't want automod to pee in my ass nooooo
Please don’t bring it back, this is the only good subreddit on this shit app
"at 1500 signatures, this petition is likely to be picked up by local news" 🗿
HELL NO
nein
But I don't want piss in my ass ☹
😈
Only if it's toned down. We shouldn't have to be purposefully making sure we don't have trigger words and accidentally clog the comments with hundreds of automod responses from a normal comment.
👊🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👊🏿
yes
Yes
yes pls
Yes
Yes.
I have an idea. Automod should be brought back, BUT only some users can activate if they have a Automod flair.
ok guys dont get rid of it again we've done this like 2 times already just enjoy the spam
Bring it back but add new anecdotes and copy pastas or something
Good idea 💡
Pleeeeez
pls bring back automod
pees in ur ass
👍
I just want someone to pee in my ass 😩
pees in ur ass
Yes.Chad
It was funny reading those weird paragraphs. Though who on earth came up with all that weird stuff.
Only 17 people to go
Never forget…
We reached 1000, now can you please bring him back?
pees in ur ass
No fuck off
Don't bring back automod
yes.
automod returns but only with actually good copypastas.
This comment is about stuff (plz bring back automod).
BRING HIM BACK OR I WILL EAT YOU FIRST BORN CHILD
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Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
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