2. As a wolf girl I find this very offending. Because my mother would have never stayed long enough that I would be in 4th grade.

  3. Nothing more threatening than a random girl screaming "MY EYES TURN GREEN!!!" before running on all fours up to you aggressively.

  4. In high school, it was Byron, which tbf, is a great name for a weird kid and may be a point in favor of nominative determinism. Gothy, long haired, trenchcoat, the works. He was convinced he was a dragon in a former life, and would claim that he had ghost limb of his former wings and just sit there "flexing" them/his shoulder blades. He would also sometimes hold out his hand like he was tightly gripping a softball, and you would ask what he's doing and he would reply "I'm gathering energy, I can use it for stuff later". And then later, he would be sitting there just off in his own world idly moving two fingers on each hand alternating, and you'd ask him what he was doing and he would reply with "I'm juggling energy "

  5. I went to high school during the peak of blink 182s popularity and there was a girl in my class that would walk around and introduce herself as Tom DeLonge's wife. She would freak out if you tried to question it.

  6. For me it was the goth kid that thought he was the main character in an anime. Dude kept walking around talking shit like he was a Jojo character and getting beat up. One day I saw the dude get the shit kicked out of him really bad but every time they were finished he would say some anime 1 liner and then proceed to get beat up even more. This happened like all the time and even the teachers just gave up trying to help because he kept digging himself a hole instead of just not being a shithead to everyone. He even threatened to beat me up one day for talking to his girlfriend and I just couldn’t even take him seriously enough to care or respond. I think he just liked getting beat up all the time. Fucking insane that guy was.

  7. I was one of those in fifth grade, i was that anime furry kid. Shit was awful, and yes im no longer a furry thankfully

  8. I knew a kid who said, in the most serious possible tone, that he believes he himself was the antichrist, or at least some kind of demon. I think he just had some serious self-deprecating thoughts.

  9. That reminds me of the time where one of the neighborhood kids asked me and my brother if I wanted to play Twilight with him and his siblings. Me, being a stupid kid who had no idea what Twilight was, said sure and he fucking BITE MY ARM REALLY HARD LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!?

  10. def witnessed it, wolf girls generally are not self aware about it once they grow out of this phase when they’re 14, they shift into being renaissance faire chicks or nurses and memory hole all the times they bit kaitlyn from mrs smithson’s 5th grade class, this girl def had the unfortunate experience of having an assigned desk next to one

  11. I think she confirmed she used to be like that and is making fun of how she was as a kid, it only makes it funnier

  12. If I'm remembering the trend of this voice thing it's recorded in slow motion then sped up, with an intentionally weird cadence.

  13. Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade A desolate place Without any trace It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh no There will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight

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  15. Why is everyone taking this seriously it’s the most staged thing possible, it’s obviously fucking acting, do you think she is an actual 4th grader?

  16. This is a great example of TikTok humor going way over the head of Reddit. We really are getting old.

  17. We didn’t have a wolf girl, we had the horse girl who would draw all the time and whinny defensively if you got too close to her on the playground. By the end of middle school she evolved into a full blown goth — black metal makeup, chained pants, the snake bite piercings, the works.

  18. This is amazing, she threaded the green eyes comment early on and then paid it off with the "my eyes turn green, ruff." Runs off screen.

  19. Knew someone like this who carried it to high school. Would legit snarl at people on the bus, try to get people to join her pack, and even tried to have teachers call her by her "wolf-kin" name. Needless to say, even the weaboos with their waifu pillows stayed far away from this chick.

  20. If the satirization of another person's behavior makes you genuinely cringe, the it is peak satire.

  21. A sat by a furry kid once in high-school math. I preferred him to the kid who was a cat boy and talked in that disturbing uwu voice. I wanted to die.

  22. We had a kid like this in elementary and junior high, he thought he was an alien. He also had a 1000 yard stare. The story was his older sister found out they were adopted and told him, he was 8 or 9. Worst part about this is they both look like their adoption parents. Like I didn't believe it until I herd his mom talking about it. Ran into him and his father years later. He still had that stare.

  23. I have to believe this is some next level satire because the alternative is this is real and that’ll make me want to unalive

  24. I know this is satire but it brings back memories of when I was in high school and we had schizo kids that were unironically like this

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