It reminded me of that one episode where SpongeBob slams doors against squidwards face and he becomes ✨handsome✨ (obviously real gs know that squidward is the epitome of beauty at all times anyway...)
Is this even real? Seems like satire. Not to be shallow but her figure/height are within the range of “you’re not going to end up with a blow up doll.”
It's real, I remember this girl very well. She was a frequent poster and very very serious about it. She had the life-size Squidward custom-made. I think she explained her sexual orientation as some sort of object sexuality that just happened to be targeted towards Squidward, she wasn't interested in irl people. She actually seemed like a pretty smart and really nice person and as weird the whole Squidward thing is I just always thought, to each their own.
He's dreamy, and the way he has to suffer from Spongebob's and Patricks shenanigans every day when all Squidward wants is some peace and quiet and love and respect is relatable to pretty much everyone. She has good taste.
The heart wants what it wants!
He has a full time job, owns a house with land, plays an instrument, likes to pamper himself. Squidward is a catch.
tentacles. it wants the tentacles
”Nancy! He married his daughter!”
I remember this girl. She's a redditor lol. Was a poster on a sub called waifusim I believe.
knew nothing about her and i could've told you she was a redditor
Yep. She actually seems really nice in her comments as well.
Yeah I remember her. The doll is also anatomically correct.
Wow, I just checked that sub. What a rabbit hole. Seems wholesome I guess, but.... wow
You can't help who you fall in love with 🙈
Counterpoint: Squidward is the most marriable character in Spongebob.
Uh, what do you have against Mr Krabs?
I’m sure I’ve seen something similar on the internet involving a woman and tentacles…
It reminded me of that one episode where SpongeBob slams doors against squidwards face and he becomes ✨handsome✨ (obviously real gs know that squidward is the epitome of beauty at all times anyway...)
Honestly Squidward is a catch, He's got arms for days, a job, a house, hobbies, and manners.
He's also a depressed, misanthropic loner and a failed artist who works part time as a fast food cashier.
I get it tbh
fuck squillam squidward is where its at
Well, maybe what they say about guys with big noses is true...
Big wives?
Have you seen Squidward before? She’s the lucky one
Understandable, its hard to resist squidwards charm
Have you seen that nose?? 🍆
Don't even need a pp with a nose like that
She heard just one toot of his clarinet, and after that the love story just writes itself
theres actually alot of girls who wanna sit on his nose
Still way better than the Snapewives
that is clearly squilliam.
Wrong. If it were Squilliam Fancyson, you'd see his iconic unibrow.
Is this even real? Seems like satire. Not to be shallow but her figure/height are within the range of “you’re not going to end up with a blow up doll.”
It's real, I remember this girl very well. She was a frequent poster and very very serious about it. She had the life-size Squidward custom-made. I think she explained her sexual orientation as some sort of object sexuality that just happened to be targeted towards Squidward, she wasn't interested in irl people. She actually seemed like a pretty smart and really nice person and as weird the whole Squidward thing is I just always thought, to each their own.
I’d take a pic like this tbh
It’s a squids world baby
I wonder how long she can hold her breath.
He's dreamy, and the way he has to suffer from Spongebob's and Patricks shenanigans every day when all Squidward wants is some peace and quiet and love and respect is relatable to pretty much everyone. She has good taste.
I mean, have you ever seen anyone as handsome as this guy. Plus... Tentacles. They do more than what regular people are capable of.
Some people are so lucky
Mega based
Pretty interesting how little attention this post has gotten. If it was a man with a body pillow there’d be much more traffic
Her girdle is doing some hard, hard, work. Just look at how long her torso looks 😂
When one tentacle is never enough
Bro I went down the deepest rabbit hole with this lady
Hey man.. you play for the crowd that shows up.
You’ve clearly never seen handsome Squidward
Oh my God, I knew he was cheating on me. That clarinet playing bastard.
Idk why in tagged on this. But I am FINE with it.
Everybody nose what she’s after
Idk dude you see how long them Tentacoolz are?👀🤭
SO JELLY
Love has no boundaries
This isn't cringe. This is based.
Me with suguru geto