I saw this in r/KidsAreFuckingStupid and this kid is terrifying

  1. Billy Mays here from the grave. Tired of that hole in your kid making that awful noise? Seal it up with Flex Seal!

  2. No it's a step stool. Helps experience what tall people feel when they gotta jam up near the shower head.

  3. For me it went from horrifying thinking that was a completely burnt kid and then much relief and oh yeah kids are stupid when I realized he was just covered in muck.

  4. One of the Coal Children. The Kobolds would adopt children that got lost in the coal mines in Wales. Children were used in the mines back then, there's a famous photo of child mine workers that regularly gets reposted to Reddit, and sometimes they'd get separated from the group down a branch or by falling through a crack.

  5. My daughter did something similar but with Desitin, yep the butt paste stuff. She was 2yrs old. 27 baths, a gazillion baby wipes and a few bottles of baby shampoo later she was still covered in it. It was literally on the waterline of her eyelashes ... It took close to 3wks for her to be fully rid of it. 🤣 Little Brat.

  6. I'm both curious and scared to know the details behind how he ended up like this and that's actually going on.

  7. The first Silent Hill had little shadow baby monsters called larval stalkers. They all looked this way and had no attacks whatsoever, they'd just squeak and fall over when you focused your flashlight on them.

  8. Imagine though. You get home. It's quiet. You slide off your shoes. Take the four steps from your front door, enough distance to be withen arms reach of the light switch. Your arm gets half way there and you sense it. The sense you can be seen, heard or felt. You shrug it off, it been a long day, Janice from the office was being a bitch, you dropped your coffee after you commute. You skipped lunch. It was one of those days. You bypass the light and go to the kitchen. Drop your bag on the table. Maybe you undo.a button on your shirt. You dreaming of a shower and something comfortable to wear. You open the fridge, sigh... seems those left overs you've been saving have spoiled today. To enough to mold. But it's got am off smell and it not worth the risk. You shut thenfirdhe. Ever more defeated. And head to the hall so you can get the shower your dreaming of..at least you still.have hot water Because you paid the bill on Tuesday. You turn on the hall light you walked past before and your paralysis sets in full tilt. You see this little bastard. Standing at the other end. Quietly. But the kind of quiet the so, so loud. You can't move. His head tilts. He shifts side to side, and you break out onto that instant sweats. He becomes completely still. Seemingly starring right through you. Let's out a little grunt. Then a full on sprint, hand over fist Usain Bolt kind of sprint down the hall. In your direction with a screech that's unearthly. You turn to run but trip on the shoes you haphazardly slid off your feet on arrival. You feel the weight of the nightmare jump and mount your back. Your last thought being of that bitch Janice. The last smell being that chicken pilaf and baked potato you had saved. You feel the head of the demon child get close to yours and then nothing.

  9. Sorry, but this comment has been removed since it appears to be about the situation developing in Ukraine. With Russia's recent invasion of Ukraine, we've been flooded with a lot of submissions about this, but in addition to our politics rule, there is nothing oddly terrifying about the situation. It is a plainly terrifying situation that will affect the lives of many people.

  10. Sorry, but this comment has been removed since it appears to be about the situation developing in Ukraine. With Russia's recent invasion of Ukraine, we've been flooded with a lot of submissions about this, but in addition to our politics rule, there is nothing oddly terrifying about the situation. It is a plainly terrifying situation that will affect the lives of many people.

  11. As a kid before the Internet, I often came home looking like that, but for this poor kid, that looks too nutrient rich to be dirt.

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