This reminds me of the greatest burn I have ever witnessed. It was the early 90's and I was easily the tallest kid in 8th grade. I went through a growth spurt and was feeling awkward about my posture.
10 gets you nothing it's just a stray femboi catgirl. Remember; catgirls are very disruptive to the environment and should be kept inside at all times. They may complain, but outdoors in no place for them. They face dangers from coyotes and unscrupulous anime peddlers.
I've driven through the panhandle and stopped in Amarillo for gas. That was enough. I'd be content never going through the panhandle again. I understand why meth would be popular there.
Looks like a skinwalker!! Ugh, gave me chills!! I spent a month in the Utah/AZ high desert in one of those "bad kid wilderness programs." People explained a creature that looked like this, at least in that area. The stories were terrifying, a coyote that takes a demented human form. Don't make eye contact!! Or it's a deranged tweaker.
Ofcourse its a black & white and blurred image! Whenever creatures like these or UFOs appear the cameras suddenly turn into a 2mp potatoes. How long can we take any of these nonsense seriously?
It looks like a busted Sonic lol
Sonic fell on rough times after he met the one person faster than him. That damned cameraman.
Sanic
Ugly Sonic can't catch a break.
Just Sonichu, zapping to the extreme
Sonic strung out on meth
https://youtu.be/0t2GGBYyrIM
Which only made it a little creepier in my mind.
Stares
"swiper no swiping"
Ohhhh MANNNN 🫰
Hang on is Rocket Racoon just Space Swiper?
That's just a furry with horrible posture.
If doofenshmirtz was a furry
https://i.imgur.com/SGhTkRW.jpg
It's just a furry. They all have horrible posture. No need to be redundant
https://i.redd.it/n4qqdrta9gw81.jpg
This reminds me of the greatest burn I have ever witnessed. It was the early 90's and I was easily the tallest kid in 8th grade. I went through a growth spurt and was feeling awkward about my posture.
So most furries
Damn, a night-furry. You know, from how to train a bad dragon.
I’m suing you.
What magnificent wordplay 😂
You win! 😂
You. Get out. You’re not ruining my favorite movie like this.
It's kind of a stretch, but that's a pun that could leave a person gaping.
That's a fuckin furry init?
Why he look like he about to show me the Carfax?
Glad it wasn't just me going "Some dingus got baked and went for a midnight run in their fursuit."
Has to be
Lmfao my first thought too
God we all had the same initial thought lmao
And a repost from earlier this morning, poor guy just wanted to yiff
I was thinking a methed out furry- but same
how much of these tales (chupacabra, Bigfoot, my fat fuckn mother in law) are just furries?
No, It's Kenny Powers during Night Moves.
I can confirm this is a furry costume
Came here to say this, I was too late
That’s just Bill in his furry suit, he takes a stroll every Tuesday.
Someone call Magnus the red!
That was my first thought
Looks like someone with long hair and sideburns, wearing a cowboy hat, and looking down toward their toes.
still fucking terrifying
Came here to say that too haha
Is Chris Chan still in prison?
Yup.
Oi dat ting der do be a fookin furry
Just had his way with the zebras.
It's two, one's on the back of the other imo.
Is it shocking that a furry tried to sneak into a zoo?
10 gets you nothing it's just a stray femboi catgirl. Remember; catgirls are very disruptive to the environment and should be kept inside at all times. They may complain, but outdoors in no place for them. They face dangers from coyotes and unscrupulous anime peddlers.
Looks like a real goddamn sticky one. Probably lost after some kind of sex and drug bender, poor thing. I'd help it but I'm repulsed by it.
I think so, I've never seen on in real life so keep that in mind.
Sanic?
Apparently really wanted to get into character…
Oiiiiii bruv!
Oh, that’s just my son. He’s a furry. Disregard.
I feel betrayed. He moaned like a sasquatch. Kissed like a sasquatch. Mmmmmmm his touch.. it felt like a fucking sasquatch...
That's honestly a pretty likely explanation.
Sasquatch Furry
Sassy's degenerate cousin.
Jesus Christ it’s crash bandicoot
wOaH
Came here to say this LMAO
Where’s the jorts then
Samsquancht
Oh my god boys. We are officially dealing with a fucking samsquantch. It's probably a 10 footer by the looks of that stuff.
Or .. Chumacamra
I fucking atoadaso didn't I? It's not rocket appliances..
My favorite response so far.
This Samsquanch has been at the liquor by the looks of things
Finders creepers I say. Worse case Ontario we get two birds stoned at once.
Oh my fuck.
It's just a weather balloon
It's always the weather balloon.
Looks more like swamp gas to me
Looks more like a barn owl to me.
Nah homie just reflected light
Comment is completely underrated
Amarillo Texas meth head in the wild.
This guy Amarillo's 👆👆
I've driven through the panhandle and stopped in Amarillo for gas. That was enough. I'd be content never going through the panhandle again. I understand why meth would be popular there.
How did I know we were going to make it onto Reddit from some crazy shit like this
ManBearPig at it again
I’m super cereal
Half man, half bear, and half pig.
Someone call Al Gore, he can meet up with Satan (whom I presume is already there, it's Texas)
Global Manbearpig
Maybe even a jewpacabra
News story link
My question is why is it just a still shot? Shouldn’t there be a video clip of this thing walking/moving? That way we can easily determine what it is.
"Another settlement needs our help!"
Why did I have to scroll so far lol
Looks like the Cheetos cat
Chester Cheeto?
That’s just me making my way to the fridge to eat some shredded cheese and take a sip of lemonade at 2:47AM
You look like you were hella lost my G
do you tuck the cheese in like a pinch of dip
Squanchy?! Is that you
It actually looks a bit more like Scary Terry for me!
He just looking for a good place to squanch
can't a guy squanch in peace??!
I love to squanch my family
Show me the footage or fuck off. No screen shots!
Basically just a Halloween prop until given it.
This guy knows his pixels. He don't want no still images.
The quality does make it seem like it’s standing still. Usually when something is moving on a trail cam, there are blurred pixels following it.
Man in costume.
Seems like the most likely thing
Man in a man costume
What my mom sees on the ring doorbell when I’m sneaking out.
That's my buddy Xavier he's on a quest to buy spaghetti os from every city in the us
Tell him to leave the X-Men alone, they are better off without him.
SONICHU??
The merge is happening
So this is what Ugly Sonic did when his whole career went down.
His career just had a revival. Major character in Rescue Rangers.
Bitch i know a werewolf when i see one
Fr everyone’s saying furry cuz it’s an animalistic shape on two legs like come on just accept the truth that cryptids like werewolves are real
More like unknown person in costume
less horrifying thought: oh a werewolf how nice, they do exist!
Why do all security cameras suck?
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Lol right might as well get a ring camera
Hard to record HD footage 24/7.
That’s just old Greg.
What ya doin in ma waters?
you ever drink baileys from a shoe?
Do ya love meh?
Hash slinging slasher
Anybody else see a person in a cowboy hat with their head down?
NOPE! I’m already getting the silver bullets, I don’t care if it’s a werewolf or a furry, IT. IS. DYING.
That's just Ted Cruz. Leave him alone.
It's alright guys it's just the Demogorgon 🤷♀️
Visiting his buddy on the inside
Officer Barbrady: Move along nothing to see here people, it's just a furry!
I can quite confidently say this is just a fucking furry.
That’s a guy in a lion suit jerkin off to lions
Fuckin fox furry....
That’s a Sonic the Headgehog furry
Chill dude. He's just a werewolf, he'll be fine in the morning.
Chupacabra?
Nah too big.
This was way further down the list than I expected for Texas
devil monkey?
Equinsu Ocha?
The Fantastic Mr. Fox took up hard drugs after the success of his movie
whistles and clicks with noticeable drug use
Werewolves of London again
Werewolf
so does anyone not think this is a furry?
Yeah but everyone is saying furry cuz they don’t want to accept that cryptids are real
That looks like a hobo I’m a poncho
I live in Amarillo! This was even on the news
Sonic’s real
It’s a lost Furry. Happens all the time in Texas
Furry trying to fuck a zoo wolf?
Is that the flower dude from Undertale?
CHUPACABRA
Where's Dustin when you need him?!
Quite an interesting picture, but this whole thread is just people regurgitating the same jokes. Peak reddit
Everyone is a comedian on Reddit. Don't get me started with the puns...
It’s just a sonic fursona
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that’s just my aunt sue out on a stroll, don’t worry she ain’t a biter
Better than IN the zoo!
cosplayer probably
Looks like a methhead in a macrame sweater
Oh great, my posture is as bad as theirs
That’s called a furry
Ugly Sonic
That’s obviously a werewolf
Sonic wants to play some baseball
Looks like a man in a wolf costume.
Teen wolf!!!
can they release the video? people are laughing in this thread but this is legit concerning to me
I’m honestly surprised it’s not holding a gun. This is in Texas right?
Either it's
If the picture looks like a screenshot from a 2005 flv video then it's confirmed to be a supernatural mythological creature, guaranteed
Skinwalker?
Maybe
or this…
Looks like a skinwalker!! Ugh, gave me chills!! I spent a month in the Utah/AZ high desert in one of those "bad kid wilderness programs." People explained a creature that looked like this, at least in that area. The stories were terrifying, a coyote that takes a demented human form. Don't make eye contact!! Or it's a deranged tweaker.
It’s just a furry. it’s too hot in Texas to go out in the daytime with suits on, so they wander around at night looking for a purpose
I commented on this in another sub when it was posted there:
"Oh yeah guys it's the worlds largest jackrabbit".
I want to believe that, but the shape doesn’t seem to fit that angle, I’m not sure that’s the case
Better return the slab
It's just a furry. He means no harm. He just looks horrifying.
nah thats jim. he chill
If the werewolf experiments are working WHERE DO I SIGN UP! I WANNA BE TALLER FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Ofcourse its a black & white and blurred image! Whenever creatures like these or UFOs appear the cameras suddenly turn into a 2mp potatoes. How long can we take any of these nonsense seriously?
Banjo Kazooie!
Chupacabriolet, where I grew up in France we had some of those visiting once in a while
“Even a man who is pure in heart, And says his prayers by night, May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, And the moon is full and bright.”
I’m open to believing and all, but also fairly certain this is a dude with a mullet wearing a bandana.
Mfs out here using fursuits to blend in and gets called entity smh
Average fur out for a yiff
Dude that’s just a furry jerking it to some animals. They’re harmless.
Honestly if I were a furry I would do shit like this to fuck with people
Manbearpig