Well wait a second, isn't it kind of lame if a girl just starfishes there? Same would be if a dude just lays there and expects her to ride herself the whole time and not move. Being dead in bed is objectively a bad thing no?
i bet this dude would get offended if the girl insisted to pay for her own dinner / taxi because he cant guilt trip her into having sex with him later loool
There is this tip I heard about how to find out if a guy is actually interested in you as a person vs a sex object. If they offer to buy a drink you suggest a snack (that can be cheaper than a drink!)
This happened to me... During the date, he kind of switched to a totally different person and I was no longer interested in him and said we should not pursue that further. He seemed to take it well. I insisted on paying for myself but actually started to make a giant scene about it. Not wanting it to continue I let him pay. This damn creep still tried to kiss and grope me and even wanted to drive home with me. Later he told everyone who would listen how I'm a bitch that he spent a "fortune" on and he didn't get to smash conveniently skipping over his disgusting behavior.
I jumped into the comments to come to Saitimas help here XD Poor dude doesn't have anything to do with any of this! Leave the Caped Baldy Alone XD (I think he would be appalled by this sort of behaviour. Not this specifically, but the whole entitled bull)
Lol I donāt even like anime but just started one punch man out of boredom the other day and gotta say Iām hooked. Saitama aināt no incel, how dare he?
Someone in another post mentioned that women might starfish because consent wasn't clear and coercion could easily play a factor, so it's something that is happening to her rather than something she is into. It made me think.
Because dating is socially acceptable. Hard to bitch and brag to your buddies the next day about the sex worker you hired. (No disrespect to those whose profession it is)
We can buy our own dinner. We can make ourselves orgasm. If you want us around youāre gonna have to do better than just paying for things and fucking. Youāre gonna need to be decent people with personalities at the very least.
Everything kinda is a transaction in life . If you put something on the table generally you will receive something in exchange. Of course that doesnāt explain the weird mentality on this guy
Have you ever if your life used a dating app? There's absolutely no shortage of women looking for a sugar daddy. And isn't prostitution considered "the oldest profession"? Sex, like anything else, can most certainly be a transaction.
Why the fuck do guys think they deserve transactional sex and relationships. Itās so goddamn manipulative and full of false equivalencies. Sorry, didnāt realise that sex with me was only worth the fifty fucken dollars that covers my part of the meal. Iām totally gonna let you smash one of the dirtiest parts of your body up against my cervix, bowel, and vagal nerve until you start spouting goop. Fuckin a mate no dinner is worth that shit.
This reminds me of that YouTube group fresh and fit outing themselves by saying "the female orgasm doesn't matter" or when Ben Shapiro said WAP is a condition because it shouldn't be that wet.
Considering that the Fresh & Fit dudes are probably rapists, that doesn't surprise me. To explain: a woman who was going to be a guest on their show backed out and later released messages from them saying they'd only let her on the show if she had sex with them (sexual extortion, which is essentially rape in all but name). I say "probably rapists" because while they failed to extort this particular woman, odds are high that they've managed to succeed at this tactic at least once, given that they've had other women on their show (we obviously don't know for sure that those women were likewise extorted, but it's plausible).
He thinks sex cost the price of a meal. What, $30-50? Not counting the meal he ate himself. Not only is that calling your date a whore, itās calling her a cheap whore. You canāt even get a decent escort for that price. Thatās a blow job behind a dumpster by someone who needs crack money. The audacity.
After the post a few days ago about a woman not wanting to date right now due to RvW possibly being overturned, I had to just block that sub from even showing up on
I really, genuinely, unironically love that this thread heard "starfishing! Yeah starfishing is real! But your assumptions about what it is and why it happens are so WILDLY OFF BASE LMAO."
The thing is most women now a days try to at least pay half but some guys insist on paying for all of it. Probably because they can hold it over their heads for sex or have something to complain about. Itās happened to me and itās happened to a lot of women I know. I knew a guy who got incredibly angry because my friend paid her part. Yes there are probably a minority of women who still think men should pay for everything but most women want to pay.
Dude clearly doesnāt realize that if thatās what he expects he needs to find a prostitute and the rate is going to be a lot more than dinner. I canāt believe someone actually said what he said.
The tinder subreddit is a garbage hole. It's mostly a place where incels complain about single mothers existing at them. I'd honestly be surprised if a bunch of assholes don't agree with him there.
āDonāt you know that since he paid for the date, sheās required to sleep with him? The only one who deserves to be pleased is the one who pays. My inability to please a woman is her fault!ā Can you imagine being such an AH?
The reassuring part about this is that it didn't happen. This guy didn't actually get laid, and if he ever does, he's going to ejaculate prematurely and then cry for half an hour.
What is it with these guys that think they can get sex for the price of a meal and a few drinks when even a used up hooker charges at least twice that much?
This is cringe. But seriously sex is a 2+ player game. It sucks when the other person just sits there expecting to be pleased. Wether its the dude or chick. Do your best to respect your partner.
I mean... If her sole reason for not going out with him again is because she didn't cum after 1 time then she's not even interested in dating if he truly was a gentleman
Oofā¦swing and a miss. They already fucked so if it happened after a date where he paid everything Whatcha really gonna say? Itās funny. Some of yāall really missing with your replies.
I also dont get why boys get so angry about this, making your partner climax turns both parties on, right. All it takes is 5 to 10 minutes of LBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB
The tinder subreddit is full of men with an entitlement mentality. I got dragged on there for saying itās weird for someone to see me on tinder then go out of their way to find my social media on other platforms when I donāt have my handles listed in my tinder bio.
Umm, he realizes if all he cares about is getting his D wet, then he can hire a prostitute. That way he can avoid the dinner and awkward conversation that he clearly isn't interested in. It'll probably cost around the same as well. Problem solved!
What a shithead. First he assumes a woman owes him sex after a date, then when he wheedles his bastard way into her bedroom, he has the audacity not to please her.
Not trying to be a pick me, but if there are people who really think like this, why don't women just pay for their part in everything? Don't let these creeps think that you owe them anything. I think this is more feminist than expecting to somebody pay for you.
A lot of guys will insist on it. Annoyingly so. I made comment above about it. I knew a guy who got incredibly angry at my friend for paying her part. She had to sneakily do it because he refused to let her. They want to be able to hold money over our heads.
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'You don't understand guys, I CAN please a woman. I just chose not to. š"
Well wait a second, isn't it kind of lame if a girl just starfishes there? Same would be if a dude just lays there and expects her to ride herself the whole time and not move. Being dead in bed is objectively a bad thing no?
Kinda a power move, though
i bet this dude would get offended if the girl insisted to pay for her own dinner / taxi because he cant guilt trip her into having sex with him later loool
Iāve 100% seen guys like this get angry if a woman pays because they feel āemasculated.ā They have issues upon issues.
There is this tip I heard about how to find out if a guy is actually interested in you as a person vs a sex object. If they offer to buy a drink you suggest a snack (that can be cheaper than a drink!)
This happened to me... During the date, he kind of switched to a totally different person and I was no longer interested in him and said we should not pursue that further. He seemed to take it well. I insisted on paying for myself but actually started to make a giant scene about it. Not wanting it to continue I let him pay. This damn creep still tried to kiss and grope me and even wanted to drive home with me. Later he told everyone who would listen how I'm a bitch that he spent a "fortune" on and he didn't get to smash conveniently skipping over his disgusting behavior.
Yesssss
yep thats how this bullshit usually goes
Canāt guilt trip two idiots with self-esteem issues
Yep great hypothetical situation
You ever read something cringe and actually cringe?
I cringed inwardly so much I became a black hole.
Why this asshole gotta bring one punch man into his incel bullshit
Thatās what I was about to say!!! Fucking incels leave Saitama alone! I wish he would rid the world of all incels with just one punch.
He's One Stroke Man
A lot of incels Iāve encountered are unfortunately very into anime. Especially ones with female characters that they can call their āwaifuā.
I jumped into the comments to come to Saitimas help here XD Poor dude doesn't have anything to do with any of this! Leave the Caped Baldy Alone XD (I think he would be appalled by this sort of behaviour. Not this specifically, but the whole entitled bull)
Because incels are nearly always weaboos
Holy shit I thought the OPM part was a sarcastic dig at the original guy, imagine telling on yourself like that
Lol I donāt even like anime but just started one punch man out of boredom the other day and gotta say Iām hooked. Saitama aināt no incel, how dare he?
Nah he just outed himself that he canāt and WONT pleasure a woman which is embarrassing
Second level incels, you don't just owe them sex but great sex
Great sex for them. Your pleasure is not necessary.
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Right? Like itās surprising someone with this attitude wasnāt abandoned in the restaurant.
So there are levels now? š¤
Someone in another post mentioned that women might starfish because consent wasn't clear and coercion could easily play a factor, so it's something that is happening to her rather than something she is into. It made me think.
I've never met a guy who wasn't a POS complaining about starfishing. Seems like only shitty dudes encounter it. Mmmm, wonder why.
Yes! Women love missionary!
What is meant by āstarfishā
I am one of the exceptions to the rule.
Thatās a great way to never sleep with a woman again
I don't get how they haven't realized that if they're good at sex, people are more likely to want to have sex with them again.
If youāre only after your own enjoymentā¦ why not just get a sex doll or prostitute instead?
A lot of them are looking forward to sexbots as a replacement for women.
Because they see dating merely as a cheap alternative to hiring a sex worker. Crazy levels of entitlement
I love that you posted your comment in my repost. I forgot to red out the name in the last one.
Because dating is socially acceptable. Hard to bitch and brag to your buddies the next day about the sex worker you hired. (No disrespect to those whose profession it is)
Who are you asking?
My fetish is their guaranteed disappointment!
Because the type of person to have this attitude would probably be a dangerous client for a sex worker, I agree on the sex doll though.
Literally. Thereās flashlights *FLESHLIGHTS under 10 dollars nowadays. Cheaper than any date.
If theyāre only after their own enjoyment I imagine a consensual women is better than a sex doll or prostitute
We can buy our own dinner. We can make ourselves orgasm. If you want us around youāre gonna have to do better than just paying for things and fucking. Youāre gonna need to be decent people with personalities at the very least.
Best I can do is holding the door open for you /s
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It's funny that they really think food is incentive enough to demand sex like we're incapable of buying our own meals.
and boy does this make them super mad
This is too simple and straightforward. almost as woman are real humans and not objects for masculine validation
Uh oh!
"I gave you food and drinks and bestowed my dick upon you...why aren't you faking it for the sake of my ego?!"
Sex is NOT a transaction
It shouldn't be. But I can be if both parties have consented to that.
Unless it is an overt and freely consented to transaction.
Everything kinda is a transaction in life . If you put something on the table generally you will receive something in exchange. Of course that doesnāt explain the weird mentality on this guy
unless you can call the trading of fluids a transaction
I mean it kinda can be.
Have you ever if your life used a dating app? There's absolutely no shortage of women looking for a sugar daddy. And isn't prostitution considered "the oldest profession"? Sex, like anything else, can most certainly be a transaction.
Offering to pay =/= rewarded with sex
Why the fuck do guys think they deserve transactional sex and relationships. Itās so goddamn manipulative and full of false equivalencies. Sorry, didnāt realise that sex with me was only worth the fifty fucken dollars that covers my part of the meal. Iām totally gonna let you smash one of the dirtiest parts of your body up against my cervix, bowel, and vagal nerve until you start spouting goop. Fuckin a mate no dinner is worth that shit.
Nobody forced this guy to take her out and pay for everything.
This reminds me of that YouTube group fresh and fit outing themselves by saying "the female orgasm doesn't matter" or when Ben Shapiro said WAP is a condition because it shouldn't be that wet.
Worse than the ones saying the female orgasm doesn't matter are the ones who claim that the female orgasm doesn't even exist.
Did Ben really say that??? His poor wife š
Considering that the Fresh & Fit dudes are probably rapists, that doesn't surprise me. To explain: a woman who was going to be a guest on their show backed out and later released messages from them saying they'd only let her on the show if she had sex with them (sexual extortion, which is essentially rape in all but name). I say "probably rapists" because while they failed to extort this particular woman, odds are high that they've managed to succeed at this tactic at least once, given that they've had other women on their show (we obviously don't know for sure that those women were likewise extorted, but it's plausible).
You didn't spend 20$ so why should you get to have fun.
Women become "starfish" in the bed either because of:
Right? Iāve seen so many guys say āWeLL sHe jUsT LaiD tHeRe LiKe a StARfiShā bro if she was really into you she wouldnt be starfishing -_-
Interesting way of saying you can't get a woman to orgasm.
He thinks sex cost the price of a meal. What, $30-50? Not counting the meal he ate himself. Not only is that calling your date a whore, itās calling her a cheap whore. You canāt even get a decent escort for that price. Thatās a blow job behind a dumpster by someone who needs crack money. The audacity.
tinder
After the post a few days ago about a woman not wanting to date right now due to RvW possibly being overturned, I had to just block that sub from even showing up on
Wdym? The sub has a massive 5.3M subs. It has literally every type of person imaginable.
I really, genuinely, unironically love that this thread heard "starfishing! Yeah starfishing is real! But your assumptions about what it is and why it happens are so WILDLY OFF BASE LMAO."
Leave master Saitama out of this. He would not condone this behavior
he only needs one punch
BRUH, she is giving you the chance to do it again.
I wish there was a second part showing the people in the thread disagreeing but good stuff either way OP
It got deleted when i showed more. You can go on
are we unironically making memes that tell everyone we're bad at sex now?
Some men are just fucking disgusting. And this idiot is surprised? Iām actually surprised he got any at all.
Real gentleman donāt call themselves gentlemen, they get called gentlemen by others.
Lay there like a starfish.... she didn't wanna fuck you bro
I always pay for myself so I wonder what their excuse would be with me lol
The thing is most women now a days try to at least pay half but some guys insist on paying for all of it. Probably because they can hold it over their heads for sex or have something to complain about. Itās happened to me and itās happened to a lot of women I know. I knew a guy who got incredibly angry because my friend paid her part. Yes there are probably a minority of women who still think men should pay for everything but most women want to pay.
Guys your mouth and hands exist for a reason
tinder
Heās just trying to make excuses as to why he canāt please a woman
Dude clearly doesnāt realize that if thatās what he expects he needs to find a prostitute and the rate is going to be a lot more than dinner. I canāt believe someone actually said what he said.
That sub is fucked.
Wtf is he only dating prostitutes? Is sex purely transactional for this guy
āWomen who I CHOOSE to spend money on owe me sexā
Considering the state of
How much you wanna bet she didnāt just ālay there like a starfishā and that he actually just gotta couple pumps in and called it good?
The tinder subreddit is a garbage hole. It's mostly a place where incels complain about single mothers existing at them. I'd honestly be surprised if a bunch of assholes don't agree with him there.
Are we surprised that
So he doesnāt know how to please a women and decide to make up excuses for it?š
So u need to pay for your own food if u wanna cum
Boy they really think treating a girl to a mcrib is a guarantee sex?
Thereās no way to win as a women in this scenario.
Starfish slowly, quietly, carefully crawl away
This is such a weird mentality
Lmao you didn't cum cause he don't know how your parts work
What the FUCK??
Tell me you're a lousy lover without saying that you're a lousy lover.
Eeeww
Guys post shit like this but then I think...
Did he out himself as One Pump Man?
āDonāt you know that since he paid for the date, sheās required to sleep with him? The only one who deserves to be pleased is the one who pays. My inability to please a woman is her fault!ā Can you imagine being such an AH?
Tell me youāre bad at sex without saying youāre bad at sex
How dare he use Saitama in his misogynistic bullshit.
Dont disgrace my mans saitama this way
The reassuring part about this is that it didn't happen. This guy didn't actually get laid, and if he ever does, he's going to ejaculate prematurely and then cry for half an hour.
LOL Oop also posted a thing about premature ejaculation on his page
Dating is like cheap hookers for some dudes, huh?
Names should be tagged alongside this so others can be warned for this specific person
I put it, but mod deleted
Someone giving enthusiastic consent does not "lay there like a starfish." Sounds like a trauma response to date rape.
he could have just said "I don't know how to act like a decent human" we would have all got it.
What is it with these guys that think they can get sex for the price of a meal and a few drinks when even a used up hooker charges at least twice that much?
The conditional gentleman.
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Shoulda hired a prostitute instead
This is cringe. But seriously sex is a 2+ player game. It sucks when the other person just sits there expecting to be pleased. Wether its the dude or chick. Do your best to respect your partner.
This sounds like youāve never had sex and have only talked about it on the internet.
They clearly didnāt want to be there if theyāre just laying still. Not everyone has the courage to say no when pressured.
2+ Co-op!
I feel like this is an incomplete screenshot?
This is why I always pay 50/50 on dates now.
I agree this is a neckbeardy thing to say but it made me laugh tho lol
Saitama's face made me laugh nonetheless and now i feel bad
I hate hookup culture so so much
Why the Saitama pic tho?
*demonstrates zero interest in mutual pleasure and sees women as something to cum in after paying, like a fucked up vending machine"
Saying I didn't cum is kinda an asshole move, but this guy is also an asshole.
I mean... If her sole reason for not going out with him again is because she didn't cum after 1 time then she's not even interested in dating if he truly was a gentleman
Idk man this is kind of funny. maybe thereās something wrong with meā¦
Oofā¦swing and a miss. They already fucked so if it happened after a date where he paid everything Whatcha really gonna say? Itās funny. Some of yāall really missing with your replies.
Hes prob just bad at sex. Girls dont just lay there if you know what you are doing...
This is fucking hilarious.
One Pump Man.
Dude Saitama was the one that stuck Fubuki with the whole bill after she only ate one fry
Dafuq?
Can someone translate the image for me? Sorry I canāt read morons.
Weird way to say āI canāt make a girl cumā. But okay
So if I buy myself dinner and then don't cum that day is that illegal
Wtf?? And they wonder why theyāre single?
I also dont get why boys get so angry about this, making your partner climax turns both parties on, right. All it takes is 5 to 10 minutes of LBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB
Oh honey, if a woman lays there like a starfish it is because she is wishing she could be literally anywhere else. It's called dissociation!
The tinder subreddit is full of men with an entitlement mentality. I got dragged on there for saying itās weird for someone to see me on tinder then go out of their way to find my social media on other platforms when I donāt have my handles listed in my tinder bio.
You're telling me this was an unironical post?
Yes. His profile was full of them
how dare he drag saitama into this š”
Why use saitama ? He is true gentleman
This is the way
š§ my face rn
Umm, he realizes if all he cares about is getting his D wet, then he can hire a prostitute. That way he can avoid the dinner and awkward conversation that he clearly isn't interested in. It'll probably cost around the same as well. Problem solved!
"We both ain't" is the worst thing about this.
And one of us has no reason to do this again.
Are dudes not aware that vaginas tend to clench up and pulse during an orgasm? Like...why wouldn't you want more sensation...?
This literally made me LOL!
I actually laughed at this. The absurdity makes it such a good joke holy shit
Aw man, what an asshole he had to rope toy photography and Saitama into this mess.
What a shithead. First he assumes a woman owes him sex after a date, then when he wheedles his bastard way into her bedroom, he has the audacity not to please her.
As a starfishsexual I find this offensive
the meme is pretty funny tho tbh
Sure this guy is lame, but Women can be useless in bed and they often are.
The orgasm gap shows men are more often useless in bed
This is a bad look, brother.
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The pic with one punch maybe, but the op title was serious
It sounds like a joke...
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Or you know, not fucking into it
So someone is a twat because they donāt have sex the way you like? You sound like a terrible guy.
I dont get why ppl are mad? Sex isnt a one person thing.
She clearly wasnāt into it, and he pressured her into sex by holding that he paid above her head.
Not trying to be a pick me, but if there are people who really think like this, why don't women just pay for their part in everything? Don't let these creeps think that you owe them anything. I think this is more feminist than expecting to somebody pay for you.
A lot of guys will insist on it. Annoyingly so. I made comment above about it. I knew a guy who got incredibly angry at my friend for paying her part. She had to sneakily do it because he refused to let her. They want to be able to hold money over our heads.
Hilarious ngl
I mean he should have known that was not the correct sub to post that too, but image is funny asf.
The meme is kinda funny tho... Shame he took it so seriously