Can't see the underside, but some toilet seats don't have supports in the middles. So if you lean too much, putting too much pressure on the middle, it can snap. You don't even need to be grossly overweight to do it.
Someone peed standing and is used to let it down without holding it. Probably bc he has one that slowly goes down... Doesn't excuse the leaving without telling tho.
Then they probably touched their phone. Then the doorknob, the microwave, their keys... One good thing to come out of the pandemic is more hand sanitizer in public places.
You can see what looks like a gnarly pube and some piss on the front of the rim, too. OP is full on grabbing some piss dribble spots on the underside of that seat, guaranteed.
this shit is absolutely disgusting and I expected a comment about it to be the very first. im appalled its this far down. dudes full cupping a piss sponge.
My toilet seat snapped in a similar way to this a few years back, I'm not particularly heavy, but one evening after a long sit on the toilet, I got up and was halfway through brushing my teeth when the toilet seat snapped and made quite a loud snapping-plastic sound.
When I first read it I thought you were saying that it snapped while you brushing your teeth on the toilet. Lol was about to ask if that’s something people actually do.
Well, toilet seats don’t last forever, especially if you buy cheap ones. I suppose the weight of the people who regularly use that toilet would be a factor. Also, if you slam the seat/lid down instead of gently closing it, that’s also going to lead it to breaking faster. A new cheap toilet seat is like $25, so hardly anything to be upset about.
Possible that the seat is low quality too, especially since OP said it’s a rental. I’ve cracked two toilet seats just by leaning slightly and I only weighed about 160 lb both times.
I'd feel bad if my toilet seat broke while a guest was using it. I wouldn't blame them or ask for money. Cheap toilet seats are not very strong and that looks like it could cut someone's ass up! Unless there's a reason to think they were misusing it in some way then they didn't break it exactly, it just broke.
I don’t think it was so much sitting on it that broke it, I’m betting someone lifted it to do business and the seat fell back down hard on the toilet causing it to break.
I have broken 3 toilet seats always when wiping. The toilet seat where loose and moving around on the toilet. lifting up a butt cheek leaning to one side with all my weight on an un centered toilet brakes them. Think of braking a stick/plank on a corner of table all that weight on the edge brakes it.
You can replace it for less than $20. It's just held on by 2 very easily removable screws. Your family member was just embarrassed. It's just a lousy toilet seat.
If I broke someone else's toilet seat during a dinner party or a family gathering, I would fucking walk out the door and keep waking until I reached Canada. There's no overcoming that level of embarrassment
I understand the morally correct thing to do would be to tell someone, but realistically that would be humiliating. I think I would have been bawling the second I made it back to my car.
Honestly bro just let that go. For the low price of 20 bucks you don't have to make a family member publicly admit that they're so fucking fat that toilets break under them.
I would never use a toilet seat with a soft cushion in someone else's home. I can't articulate all the reasons why - all I know is the feeling I get when I stare down a toilet with a cushion seat. And it ain't a feeling I can pop a squat through.
I had family come to my house a few years ago for a week long visit. One of my relatives who came is about 500lbs. He broke my toilet, a chair and a table that he decided to sit on. No apology, no sense of shame at all. Just “oh hey there’s something wrong with your toilet/chair/table.” He acted like I had defective stuff and it wasn’t his gargantuan ass that destroyed my shit. Needless to say, he and his family have not been invited back.
Did you know he was 500 lbs when he was invited to visit? It sounds like an apology was in order for breaking your stuff but what was the alternative to sitting on your chair or using your toilet? Not trying to be rude, just genuinely sincere.
Whoever did it, they already know what they have done. I bet you that they also know that you are aware of the person who did it. I think there’s no reason to mention about it and give them a hard time. It’s obviously a very embarrassing situation for them. Unless you think they did it on purpose (they’re mean or you two had issues before), I would recommend not to give them a hard time. If it broke because of their weight, it will hurt if you’d let others know. So, I would let it go if I were you.
I believe its a battle of the haves and the have nots. They (the person who dropped it) own the slow auto down seats and you own the put down with your hand seats. I broke one of my sisters seats and I didn't realize it. They told me later. I remembered dropping it didn't realize I broke it.
Dude, that is mildly infuriating, but if I was not only fat enough but I had to slam down on that toilet in such a manner that it snapped in half, I'd be embarrassed as fuck. And would be deathly afraid of humiliating myself by saying something. Granted the next day I send you a text, profusely apologizing and asking you not to tell anyone, and I I'd ask you how much it cost to replace, if I had the money. And then Venmo it, but I'd have a hard time showing my face after that.
Not taking their side but if you broke a toilet seat (assuming that it broke by sitting on it), you probably wouldn't want to say anything either out of sheer embarrassment
I hate shitty extended family members. I literally just have one extended family living in the same country (and they're selfish pieces of shit) and the rest are in India. The ones in India are amazing people.
One Christmas my husband's step father exploded diarrhea all over our toilet, didn't tell anyone, and everyone kept claiming our youngest had a full diaper and kept pestering me to change him even though his diaper was clean. His step father excused himself from the rest of the evening and drove himself home. My husband went to use the restroom and immediately called me back to bring him cleaning supplies.
I could see this happening and someone being embarrassed or if it happened when they weren’t doing anything crazy them thinking it was broken before and they just moved it. I’d just replace it because a toilet lid shouldn’t just break.
If you don’t know how to go to the hardware store, purchase a toilet seat, and install it (only takes 20 seconds)… it’s high time you learn how to do that.
How
Angry poops >:(
Can't see the underside, but some toilet seats don't have supports in the middles. So if you lean too much, putting too much pressure on the middle, it can snap. You don't even need to be grossly overweight to do it.
I had one break recently and I wasn't really doing anything weird. I think it may have been old but idk.
If it’s not a soft close seat, I would have guessed that it broke when it slammed back down into the bowl. In that case, they may not have noticed.
He was an extended family member in more ways than one, I suppose.
sat down way too hard (I've done it)
weight
I just saw you what the hell? On a snail parasite post I'm pretty sure
Someone used to a soft close lid just dropping it out of habit (if this wasn't soft close)
Someone peed standing and is used to let it down without holding it. Probably bc he has one that slowly goes down... Doesn't excuse the leaving without telling tho.
That happened to me when I was wiping. It broke and when I leaned back it pinched my penis.
Ah that sounds really crappy!
Imma need you to walk me through this. How the fuck does your dick get to touching a toilet seat to be pinched in the first place?
I hope you yelled “oh no my poor Pee Pee got pinched!”
I imagine the sound that came out of you was something akin to Tom getting his foot smashed by a giant mallet 🤣😅
I have no idea why this made me chuckle. I guess it was just ending it with "pinched my penis".
Standing ass wipers, assemble!
Imagine if it grabbed your sacc
… why was your penis near the seat while wiping
haha I bet you knew who it was instantly too
Without a doubt
I mean surely it would be the last person to use it
Was my Uncle over there?
That’s probably exactly why they didn’t say anything
well... you were gonna find out sooner than later
Yeah, but we were renting a beach house. It wasn’t our property that she broke
FAFO. “Fart Around, Find Out”
Shit happens man!
Yea it was on its way out. Someone prob heard it snap well before your fam killed it
Why is no one mentioning how you held the toilet seat underneath like that?!
Holy shit thank you. For fucking real this an air BnB toilet seat and bro is just bare handing it.
Its soo gross.
I think I scrolled too far for this
Then they probably touched their phone. Then the doorknob, the microwave, their keys... One good thing to come out of the pandemic is more hand sanitizer in public places.
Fucking thank you I scrolled so long looking for this comment
Amen, my FIRST thought. Then seeing that it’s a short term rental, I was even more disgusted. Wash your hands, bro.
You can see what looks like a gnarly pube and some piss on the front of the rim, too. OP is full on grabbing some piss dribble spots on the underside of that seat, guaranteed.
Thats literally where most of the piss ends up lol
Thanks, I had to scroll way too far down to find this
Scrolled for this comment — so gross 😂
this shit is absolutely disgusting and I expected a comment about it to be the very first. im appalled its this far down. dudes full cupping a piss sponge.
My toilet seat snapped in a similar way to this a few years back, I'm not particularly heavy, but one evening after a long sit on the toilet, I got up and was halfway through brushing my teeth when the toilet seat snapped and made quite a loud snapping-plastic sound.
When I first read it I thought you were saying that it snapped while you brushing your teeth on the toilet. Lol was about to ask if that’s something people actually do.
So it's plausible this one broke when nobody was there to witness it?
How hot is your ass?
Let me guess: you're a structural engineer?
My grandpa hit my car and insisted he didn’t even though we were all standing right there looking at his car touching mine when he was leaving
How
I cracked one, and I'm not that big. If it's anything like it, the seat was cheap plastic that formed cracks over time.
If you bounced like a walrus to shake off a sticky nugget hanging on for life, I’d imagine
Old seats. We had one crack in our house when I sat in it one day. Had been using it for ten years with no problem, then crack.
Well, toilet seats don’t last forever, especially if you buy cheap ones. I suppose the weight of the people who regularly use that toilet would be a factor. Also, if you slam the seat/lid down instead of gently closing it, that’s also going to lead it to breaking faster. A new cheap toilet seat is like $25, so hardly anything to be upset about.
A women broke the door off the stall at the restaurant I was at. She was drunk.
Possible that the seat is low quality too, especially since OP said it’s a rental. I’ve cracked two toilet seats just by leaning slightly and I only weighed about 160 lb both times.
Be thankful it was just the lid. My husband broke an entire toilet, getting out of a shower in a hotel.
Hope there was no blood. Those things are sharp.
how is that even possible lmooo
Sledgehammer doesn’t count
Not mentioning it is the bad part, it may have just been a hairline fracture before.
Probably embarrassed, who wouldn't be.
I'd feel bad if my toilet seat broke while a guest was using it. I wouldn't blame them or ask for money. Cheap toilet seats are not very strong and that looks like it could cut someone's ass up! Unless there's a reason to think they were misusing it in some way then they didn't break it exactly, it just broke.
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That's what I'm saying. And OP has to go all being a dickhead about it.
shit happens
I wouldn't have said anything either
Spend $20 on a new one and stop your whining. Bullying someone who is clearly going to be embarrassed by this is idiotic. How is this even in my feed.
Embarrassment will do that to a person.
I don’t think it was so much sitting on it that broke it, I’m betting someone lifted it to do business and the seat fell back down hard on the toilet causing it to break.
That is a possibility that I honestly haven’t thought of
I have broken 3 toilet seats always when wiping. The toilet seat where loose and moving around on the toilet. lifting up a butt cheek leaning to one side with all my weight on an un centered toilet brakes them. Think of braking a stick/plank on a corner of table all that weight on the edge brakes it.
You can replace it for less than $20. It's just held on by 2 very easily removable screws. Your family member was just embarrassed. It's just a lousy toilet seat.
This is why I never buy a toilet seat with an MDF core, or any toilet seat without properly spaced standoffs.
If I broke someone else's toilet seat during a dinner party or a family gathering, I would fucking walk out the door and keep waking until I reached Canada. There's no overcoming that level of embarrassment
Eff that - it’s a rental - superglue
yeah. i don't get what is so hard to understand about that? weirder things have happened, this seems uncalled for, like grow up
This is too reasonable for reddit
My thoughts exactly. What a useless thing to get infuriated by.
If I did that I would try to keep a lid on it
I understand the morally correct thing to do would be to tell someone, but realistically that would be humiliating. I think I would have been bawling the second I made it back to my car.
They're plastic. Not going to last forever. Especially the cheap shit from a big box store.
Yeah... Just go buy a new one for like $10-$15.
It’ll buff out.
Fix with ramen
What’s he supposed to do? Run to Home Depot?
“Cousin Eddie, you didn’t happen to break the toilet seat just now did you?” “Nope Clark, I believe it was the dog!”
Thank you.
They were probably embarrassed.
Grabbing that with your bare hand is bothering me more.
I bet they were super embarrassed so didn’t want to own up to it.
Honestly bro just let that go. For the low price of 20 bucks you don't have to make a family member publicly admit that they're so fucking fat that toilets break under them.
They are probably used to a soft close seat. I think it is mildly infuriating when people don’t have one.
I can see that. If you always had a soft close seat they probably just flicked it and it slammed down and broke.
I would never use a toilet seat with a soft cushion in someone else's home. I can't articulate all the reasons why - all I know is the feeling I get when I stare down a toilet with a cushion seat. And it ain't a feeling I can pop a squat through.
I had family come to my house a few years ago for a week long visit. One of my relatives who came is about 500lbs. He broke my toilet, a chair and a table that he decided to sit on. No apology, no sense of shame at all. Just “oh hey there’s something wrong with your toilet/chair/table.” He acted like I had defective stuff and it wasn’t his gargantuan ass that destroyed my shit. Needless to say, he and his family have not been invited back.
Did you know he was 500 lbs when he was invited to visit? It sounds like an apology was in order for breaking your stuff but what was the alternative to sitting on your chair or using your toilet? Not trying to be rude, just genuinely sincere.
Dude that would suuuuck. Sounds like it was an expensive visit
What an ass. Literally.
Wait, he sat on a table?
I've busted the little spacers that separate the seat from the toilet before, but not the seat itself. That looks like it may be temperature related.
Probably a child that got scared
Whoever did it, they already know what they have done. I bet you that they also know that you are aware of the person who did it. I think there’s no reason to mention about it and give them a hard time. It’s obviously a very embarrassing situation for them. Unless you think they did it on purpose (they’re mean or you two had issues before), I would recommend not to give them a hard time. If it broke because of their weight, it will hurt if you’d let others know. So, I would let it go if I were you.
Probably too embarrassed to face all the fat jokes coming his way
That was Uncle Sam Shitabrick
Half of the people here want to basically murder this guy while the other half thinks he did nothing wrong.
Probably too embarrassed to say anything
Buy a new seat and get over it.
How extended was he/she?
It would seem significantly laterally.
My aunt. It was just insult to injury because how annoying she is and no one has liked her since she cheated on my uncle. No one wanted her there
Or do you mean distended?
I believe its a battle of the haves and the have nots. They (the person who dropped it) own the slow auto down seats and you own the put down with your hand seats. I broke one of my sisters seats and I didn't realize it. They told me later. I remembered dropping it didn't realize I broke it.
Sounds like they were embarrASSed.
It will cost ya $20 and take 10 minutes to swap it out. I’m guessing the person that did it was mortified and didn’t know what to say.
Things break. A relative broke my old seat. It cost $39.99 to get a new one at Home Depot. Toilet seats don’t last forever. Why post about this?
I mean they were probably mortified. Unless they are the type to just break your shit all the time, for fun, I’d let it go.
Jesus! Did he at least clean the poop knife?
Came here for the poop knife comment. Leaving happy
Leave them alone.. I'm sure it's embarrassing for them enough
Maybe they didn’t realize it. Maybe they were standing on it with the seat down so they could exhale their smoke close to the exhaust fan.
I have also been to drug rehabilitation
It was Dave
How extended were they to have done this?
Well that was shitty
at least they are not that expensive
This is like the plot to a strange clue remake
The ole Irish goodbye
I guess they extended quite a bit.
I have so many questions. WHAT? 😳
Coulda been worse in that they might have broken the actual toilet.
Yo extended family member SO FAT when they sat on the toilet... They broke the damn thing insert laugh track
Aww shit.
You gotta be shitting me….
I had someone do this. He walks into the room everyone was in and said “you guys are gonna laugh…”
It's gutsy to hold it right where everyone's gooch rubbed.
Post it to them in an unmarked envelope.
Dude, that is mildly infuriating, but if I was not only fat enough but I had to slam down on that toilet in such a manner that it snapped in half, I'd be embarrassed as fuck. And would be deathly afraid of humiliating myself by saying something. Granted the next day I send you a text, profusely apologizing and asking you not to tell anyone, and I I'd ask you how much it cost to replace, if I had the money. And then Venmo it, but I'd have a hard time showing my face after that.
Not taking their side but if you broke a toilet seat (assuming that it broke by sitting on it), you probably wouldn't want to say anything either out of sheer embarrassment
Oh for sure. If I’m his hated aunt who cheated on his uncle and has a huge ass I’d be jetting the fuck outta there
I mean, it's plastic. It doesn't last forever. Drop a couple hundred pounds on shitty plastic enough times and it's gonna break eventually.
I had an extended family member steal my shower head once at a birthday party. That was fun. Last time I hosted anything at my house.
I’ve never seen an ass like that
Someone went a little hard at dinner
Somebody ate way to much turkey I bet they feel better now
Send it to them!
Uncle Obesor at it again…
Happy turdsgiving
Wooden toilet seats are much stronger than plastic.
I like big butts and I can not lie
We have the same trashcan ihiii
I bet that pinched their ass🤣🤣. Some people are unsufferable.
My uncle did the exact same thing one year. Didn't say a word. It happened the morning he was going to fly back home
That's when you start s family group chat with that photo and ask who did it lol
And I thought it was bad when my sister clogged my toilet and left without saying anything. This wins
Start a group chat "hey who broke the toilet"
I hate shitty extended family members. I literally just have one extended family living in the same country (and they're selfish pieces of shit) and the rest are in India. The ones in India are amazing people.
Extended you say.
Wrap and send to them for Christmas with an invoice.
I bet they wanted to ask for the poop knife but didn't want to give themselves up
Next time you'll need the reinforced concrete version
Throw it at them like Captain Americas shield
Thanksgiving Reddit makes me very glad I live several hours away from family.
Give dude a break. It could have been cracked since he sat on it last year.
Someone is getting coal this Christmas
What an ass!
Shitters’s Broke! Pass the stuffing please!
Thought you wouldn’t notice😂😂 this gave me a great laugh
Happy you got a laugh from it!
Probably stood on it while smoking & blowing smoke in the exhaust fan. My daughter did this so I know.
That stinks. What a shitty thing to do.
Just imagine that pinch
What an ass.
I'm not saying he should have done that, but I understand.
You got the bigger half, make a wish!
Buns of steel 😂😂😂
Hint: It was not the 90 lbs grandma.
That's because it's embarrassing...
Any DNA left at the scene?
If this doesn’t scream thanksgiving I don’t know what does
Let’s be honest, who wouldn’t?
Thanksgiving day drama. Let the games begin.
I can’t believe no one is wondering how she broke the seat?!? HOW?!?
One Christmas my husband's step father exploded diarrhea all over our toilet, didn't tell anyone, and everyone kept claiming our youngest had a full diaper and kept pestering me to change him even though his diaper was clean. His step father excused himself from the rest of the evening and drove himself home. My husband went to use the restroom and immediately called me back to bring him cleaning supplies.
Quick, complain to the internet!
No one has mentioned the pube?
I could see this happening and someone being embarrassed or if it happened when they weren’t doing anything crazy them thinking it was broken before and they just moved it. I’d just replace it because a toilet lid shouldn’t just break.
Well, its not like they weren't going to find out sooner or later! 🤣
If you know who it was, mail it to them and say something along the lines of, “thanks for making your Christmas gift an easy choice.”
How do you even?
Sorry but I’d do the same
Oh they were extended all right. Especially in the body department.
You know who it is
Slammed that ass down HARD
I mean that seat failed in its one job
If you don’t know how to go to the hardware store, purchase a toilet seat, and install it (only takes 20 seconds)… it’s high time you learn how to do that.
DO THEY FIT IN A ROWBOAT?