My boy Max is five years old, and he had a special tag on his cage that said people had been adopting everyone except him. Friendliest cat ever. He loves to set his head down on your hand and fall asleep. Adult critters need a home too, and the ones people look over for a long time can be real sweethearts.
This is one I can actually get behind. We are naming actual dogs here and I can't consciously support naming a dog Bamboozle or Dat Boi. I really hope your comment gets to the top.
ALSO NO BAMBOOZLES I PROMISE!!! I WILL ONLY BAMBOOZLE IF THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ADOPTABLE PUPPIES AVAILABLE!!!! If I don't get the pupper I will donate $100 to an animal shelter instead :-)
If this is one of the highest voted comments then you have to name one of the puppies "ALSO NO BAMBOOZLES I PROMISE!!! I WILL ONLY BAMBOOZLE IF THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ADOPTABLE PUPPIES AVAILABLE!!!! If I don't get the pupper I will donate $100 to an animal shelter instead :-)"
You want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It's a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o shit waddup!
I think the most obvious and simplistic one would be "Doggo", but call one of them "Sammy" just like my dog. I´ve always felt like it fits pretty well for a dog.
You want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It's a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o shit waddup!
Borknerys Stormbone of the House Dogaryen, First of It's Name, the Unbamboozlable, Queen of the Puppers and the First Doggos, Khaleesi of the Great Dog Heaven, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Good Boys
hey guys! i just want to make it clear that i will visit my animal shelter the same day or the day after this post reaches its goal to take a look at the puppies & possibly adopt one??? so mark that on your calendar once we reach our goal!!! :D
SUB WOOFER
BUT ONLY IF THE NAME IS SHOUTED
PUP WOOFER
Anakin Skybarker
Dude standing at the shelter desk
me_irl
I assume he intends to round down. Let's be real, 1 or 2 would be plenty. Think of the responsibilities, financial and otherwise.
so, 2 and a cat
Great name for a pupper^
:) i hope you name one bamboozle.
but if i name it bamboozle does it mean i would have bamboozled you all????
Will the name be this entire phrase? Or just Bamboozle?
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Does it have to be a puppy? Older doggos need homes too. Even just a little bit older like a year or two still get looked over a lot
That's a good name for a dog
Yes OP please adopt old doggos. They're good dogs too, Brent.
Ya plz if it's like 30k can the half dog be the older one! They are the ones my heart goes out to. Cuz they had a family and then we're given up.
My boy Max is five years old, and he had a special tag on his cage that said people had been adopting everyone except him. Friendliest cat ever. He loves to set his head down on your hand and fall asleep. Adult critters need a home too, and the ones people look over for a long time can be real sweethearts.
All dog are puppy
TH_
This couldn't be further from relevant and yet all I can feel is joy that i now know about it. such is me_irl i guess
meunderscoreirl
You should change it to "Þ_"
nice
Shit I think I'm gonna get a dog and name it that...
Thunderstood
Meth_irl
name one of them brent
They're good dogs Brant
They're good dogs, bront.
Why not Howard?
They're good dogs Brynt
This is one I can actually get behind. We are naming actual dogs here and I can't consciously support naming a dog Bamboozle or Dat Boi. I really hope your comment gets to the top.
here, Name One Of Them Brent!
Name the dog Bamboozle. That way when it shits in your house you yell out "No Bamboozle!"
Bambi for short
haha totally relatable
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ALSO NO BAMBOOZLES I PROMISE!!! I WILL ONLY BAMBOOZLE IF THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ADOPTABLE PUPPIES AVAILABLE!!!! If I don't get the pupper I will donate $100 to an animal shelter instead :-)
Donate $100 per pupper (ie per 20k upvotes) or $100 in total?
Are you actually in a position to take care of several puppies?
If this is one of the highest voted comments then you have to name one of the puppies "ALSO NO BAMBOOZLES I PROMISE!!! I WILL ONLY BAMBOOZLE IF THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ADOPTABLE PUPPIES AVAILABLE!!!! If I don't get the pupper I will donate $100 to an animal shelter instead :-)"
Guys upvote this to highest comment
I dont see TH_ on the poll. Thunderscore gets my vote. Edit : typo
Vote for me cat is the best name
Thirsty Boy
This is a good one
very good, haha yes
And Thirsty man
Must be a diabetic dog.
Name one Meryl for (Me_Irl)
Might as well spell it like Meirl and pronounce it like "Mei-rill"
omg
why do you need upvotes to save a pupper? dont put the sadness of puppers on us
This is gonna be one strange name...
You go, Glen Coco!
Dont make a puppers life depend on internet points. Just adopt one OP!
yeah OP adopt the pupper anyway :)
I'm betting if they actually go through with it, they were planning on getting up to a certain amount or something anyway.
Adopting a dog is a 10+ year commitment. You better be very fucking serious about that commitment.
Crippling and Depression
:(
That is an interesting name for a dog.
Comrade Lenin
Not a bad name.
Karl Barx
Pupper McPupperface
It should be Pupper McPupface
Dat boi.
You want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It's a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o shit waddup!
Oh shit waddup.
what if female
Can I implore you to adopt an older dog instead?
What kind of a name is that
M'~
I think the most obvious and simplistic one would be "Doggo", but call one of them "Sammy" just like my dog. I´ve always felt like it fits pretty well for a dog.
Hi. My name is Sam. Everyone on the planet names their pets some variation of my name. Why? Why do you want to hurt me?
thats a long name
My dog's name is Sammy too!
You want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It's a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o shit waddup!
Fantastic pupper name
🙏
papa smoke
Bork Samson.
You might want to consider adopting an older dog(s)- lots of people go for puppies, and the others get left behind more often.
Bernie
Call one Muriel, bc it's like me_irl...
Jeff
Jeff is my dentist's name.
Stop
best name here
One of the Puppers needs to be named No Bamboozle
I'm casting my vote for "Dr Woofenstein"
Salami mommy
Name one the whole navy seal copypasta
Bamboozle
Borknerys Stormbone of the House Dogaryen, First of It's Name, the Unbamboozlable, Queen of the Puppers and the First Doggos, Khaleesi of the Great Dog Heaven, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Good Boys
bambi for short
Puppy McPupface
Name them dat boi, that boy, that man, that gentleman, etc
brazil, this way u say please come brazil
Maybe get a senior dog... They need forever homes too
If this is a bamboozle, it will be the worst of them all. Please OP no bamboozle
Let's name one Coca-Cola™.
Can I still have a coke or is that offer done?
Why not just adopt one?
Puppy McPupperface
"Give me updoots"
hey guys! i just want to make it clear that i will visit my animal shelter the same day or the day after this post reaches its goal to take a look at the puppies & possibly adopt one??? so mark that on your calendar once we reach our goal!!! :D
Hey, so I assume you have the best intentions with this, but I have to ask, have you owned dogs? And are you in a good financial place to own dogs?
will you post a pic of the pupper with the name once you adopt?
You can just do it without begging for imaginary internet points
Where's the fun in that
But now we can all enjoy the puppers together
What's the point of doing anything without internet points?
Cat.
Cat.
Puppy Mcpupface
If this comment gets 1000 upvotes, you'll name one of your dogs precious because dogs are gifts bestowed upon us from above.
you're not wrong
Doggy McDogFace
Saskatchewan.
CatyMcCatface
Michael Vick
Mr Poopybutthole
Puppy McPupface
Call one updoot
Chad
Why do you need upvotes to adopt a puppy?
Pupper McPupperface
Why was this thread removed?
Chef boy
FlavoredMarker
The good sleep pupper
I can't be bamboozled again my heart can't take anymore.
Dog
This is not me irl.
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Am I too late to get a top comment?
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Undertaker
I didn't see the word "permanently" anywhere in the post.
I suppose you should name your potential second pup Reddit.
Dat good boi
Muugen
or you could just adopt a dog without making low effort posts on
And reddit has gone full Facebook
Stop
NO MORE BAMBOOZLES, OP
Squidward
pupper mcdoggo face
ok
Name: bamboozle
Thunderpup
If you named one of them "Pupperoni" it'd be awesome.
skateboard
Pupper McPupperface
Woofing machine
Boaty McBoatface
Tom Hanks
Doggo McPupperson
Baron von Puppykins
Darth Plagueis
Good Boy
Egg
Merle
Cthulu
"That old man"
Chicken
Choccy Milk, Choccy for short
Doggy McDogface
Tsukimi
Beep
Spelling "Luxury-Yacht" Pronounced "throatwobbler mangrove"
Snoofer McWoofer
L O N G B O Y E
WE DID IT REDDIT 1 PUPPER SO FAR!!