Maybe Maybe Maybe

Thanks for showing me the pineapple little dude

And the little smile at the end. He knew what he was doing.

really made my day, good on him

Damn fine pineapple, really.

He's so proud. I love his smile at the last second

I was reading about the history of pineapples, and did you know in the colonial days pineapples were so expensive that they were strictly used as ornaments to show off wealth? There were even places you could rent a pineapple for the evening.

buddy saved the video

That kid is right, that pineapple is way cooler than any dance.

I didn't know what I was missing!

Was far more interesting than the same dance that every “influencer” does these days

I actually like the smaller pineapples better.

Litlle dude has sPine

you have been blessed by pineappel dude

That was a good looking pineapple

He’s VERY proud🥰

Pineapples were one of the

They are fucking metal too. They've got flesh eating chemicals in them and the two times I tried eating a whole pineapple, I ended up with bloody lips.

Came here to say this! That kid knows what people really want to see.

Enterprise will deliver a rental pineapple to your home. Just saying.

It even has a crown! 🍍

Not just EU, in India too kings used to flex them for fancy dinners. So much so the pineapple got famous that it is carved in lot of monuments especially in city of Hyderabad.

My man Louis 15th got a pic commissioned of his gardener presenting him with a Pineapple. Big flex

Huh, TIL. I suppose this explains the prevalence of pineapple imagery in antique European furniture.

Thanks..a big TIL moment for me from the link..

It's a finisher pineapple. A fruit of the gods, the golden god.

My soon to be ex wife loves pineapples. Has a tattoo and everything. We festooned the house with them, as they are a symbol of hospitality.

it went from 0 to🍍very quickly

Yup and I don't even want the dance now just bring back the pineapple boy!

I got a pineapple, I got a pineapple, I got a pineapple hey hey hey

From 0 to Hero?

🌲🍎

Went from 💃 to 🍍

Pineapple.

Isn't that a signal for the swinger community?

Pineapple, pineapple.

Why’s that pineapple so damn sexy?

EGG

Ananas.

Pineapple

penpineapple

Apple

Pineapple is the safe word, he wanted the dancing to stop.

Pineapples are in my head

🍍

Express

Have a pine-tastic day!

🍍

Applepen

Sup

https://youtu.be/-yhT9i7y0iM

Either that kid has giant hands or that is one tiny pineapple.

I think it's both

Little brother energy

little brother being protective 😂

Or babysitter

Getting major lazy babysitter vibes here

Why is she interrupting that kid showing off the cool pineapple

The bananas minus b.

What the fuck is the context of that shot. It's clearly the part where the dialogue pauses for canned audience laughter, but in silence it's just so... intense

That kid rules.

That cheeky smile at the end got me.

Pineapple is forever

Pineapples are a girl's best friend

A N A N A S

upvote for the ananas. That's how we cal it in the Netherlands.

Arabs for Ananas

Téléfrançais! Téléfrançais!

This is a child who is very proud of his pineapple.

Emmanuelle don't do it.

DO NOT CHOOSE .... ANANAS TODAY!

Whatever this kid is doing looks way more interesting.

I'll watch a chubby kid presenting a pineapple to the camera over #dancingchick_7736362 all day.

My fav part is that she laughed vs raged.

What’s he doin with spongebobs home?

Spongebob has been evicted. His landlord has seen fit to consume his home

"Can I offer you a nice pineapple in this trying time?"

He's gonna get real weird with it

It’s a jumping off point!

For some fucking reason, i read "nipple" instead of "nice pineapple".... Can i offer you a nipple in this trying time

What's her tiktok

@purplehairnotitsorass

Fun fact: pineapples contain neither pine nor apples

Another fun fact: if you throw a pineapple at someone, it really hurts.

Another fun fact, most of the non english speaking world calls them some version of the word "Anannas"

Everything in my life has been a lie.

The peanut is neither a pea, nor a nut.

They are also an accumulation of berries that end up one large lump.

Having a bad day and this fun fact gave me a laugh. Thanks!

Strassman?

Another fun fact. They contain a flesh eating bacteria

Shall we slice this up for the road?

You know that's right.

Don't be exactly one half of an eleven pound black forest ham

deeply

That kid’s going places, especially with that pineapple.

I have a pen

I have an apple

future

Bold of you to assume that he isn't already.

Is that the babysitter?

No I think that's a pineapple

Fairly sure its his mom (she says “nao amor” which sounds very motheresque)

I see you also partake

You know that’s right!

Do smaller pineapples taste sweeter?

The pineapples I grow at home are very small and almost too sweet.

"Now that I have your attention, I would like to talk to you about the United Farm Workers of America Union."

🍍

He tryna squeeze in an ad for real estate for sea sponges.

He fixed the video

All these people shitting on this poor girl for dancing, and I am willing to bet a large part of them only clicked because she was on the thumbnail. Y'all chucklefucks are hilarious.

well said LMAO

suddenlycaralho

O Alexandre frota cantor

pau rtx

omg exid

I fucking miss that group

Kid has a super-developed sense of humor. He'll be famous one day.

Aragorn was wrong. Today is that day.

Lil man like "nothing to see here but this pineapple " lil bro acting like a big brother early lol

we stan a king.

In the 17th century, pineapples were such a rare and expensive item, that many rich people would carry pineapples with them to flaunt their wealth.

Ah yes, the single best topping on pizza - pineapple

Someone get that kid a pizza to put that pineapple on

Yo thats a fuckin awesome pineapple tho

unexpected

Ananas

watchitforthepinapple

𝙿 𝙸 𝙽 𝙴 𝙰 𝙿 𝙿 𝙻 𝙴

I've never asked for much in this world. I try to live humbly and simply. But the one thing I want—with every ounce of my being—is that ruining influencers' TikToks by walking into frame and stoically-yet-proudly presenting a pineapple becomes a thing that lives forever.

So many morons in this xomment section expecting an average girl to have a kim k ass. You lot should look in the mirror and grow a pair before you go off on an obvious minor. Fucking idiots I swear, hope the lot of you never reproduce and inflict your bullshit on your kids

🍍

He’s the messiah!

Such an immaculate pineapple

pineapple 👍

Chicks are temporary, Pineapple is forever

Sean and Gus would be proud.

You know that’s right

🍍👍

I appreciate it

I see a kid who knows what he wants to be when he grows up: A produce salesman.

anànás 🍍

MaybeMaybeMaybePineapple

Good content, talking about pineapple

That smirk at the end.

Lmao

Now I want a pineapple.

Suddenly, pineapples.

I love that kids are random like that: Look, I have a pineapple.

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Here is your video at 0.5x speed

I don't know why but this video made me laugh uncontrollably

Kid knows whats really important in life, and what we all really want to see.

Better than

Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Look kid, she might not be on your pineapples level but she’s still a better dancer than me.

🍍

thank you for the pineapple

That’s a badass pineapple!

Can I interest you in a pineapple in these trying times?

My mans brought a healthy serving of vitamin C. He’s just doing his part

What an awesome pineapple

Piña 🍍

Mighty fine pineapple

Thanks for making the video better dude

PINEAPPLE!!!!!!

He's showing us his new diet

🍍👍

No no I wanna year what he's gotta say

🍍

🍍😃👍

Nice Pineapple

The pineapple saved the video. Kid's a star

Gentlemen, BEHOLD!

Honestly, the pineapple was better

Yo pineapple

That little dude knows what's important in life.

Oooo, you KNOW that kid’s nickname is Gordo or Gordito.

Max: Pineapple!

Pinapel👍

🍍

Yes little one, show me the pineapple!

I gladly accept your delicious pineapple. Thank you

🍍👍

The pineapple is way more interesting

Good kid

He said “🍍”

Cool looking pineapple.

Chad