Taliban dancing to Drake.

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They should make this a COD loading screen

Me n the boys preppin to lose to a squad of middle schoolers.

Hide your sheep, hide your goats

I need off this timeline.

Not even as a joke but seriously.

Call of Allah

Is this real?

This is an awesome idea

Epic

The gun work 💀

Impeccable muzzle awareness, too!

The Gang Dances Their Asses Off: Part 2

: Taliban Boogaloo

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Remember gentlemen, if you can't dance... just hold a gun and no one will stop you

Pretend to stab em with your bayonette. Its as old as the chop.

But just remember...... We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance And if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine

Also homosexuality is punishable by death but you can only dance with men.

What about if you can't dance without having a gun. Maybe stop dancing....

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/08/24/fact-check-taliban-not-dancing-drake-song-viral-video/8212400002/

Pakistan wedding video.

not the taliban, not afghanistan, not a drake song. why shouldn’t this post be removed? or at LEAST flaired?

It’s a wedding in Pakistan. A distinction without a difference.

[удалено]

A Gentlemen Night

These guys are so gay for each other lol. Look at the damage that repressing your sexuality can wreak upon not only your own life , but those around you .

Straight bussin

[удалено]

I don't see a bus?

That one guy playing air guitar on his ak… to drake.. lmao

They were not listening to drake.

Wait until someone tells them music is haram

It's not the Taliban. Nor were they dancing to Drake. It's a village wedding from Pakistan where some lads are dancing at a Pashto song.

Somebody needs to tell them that "dancing" is haram.

No they listening to the halal version, next in playlist is Allah’s Plan

Not all music is haram, just music with drumbeats or strings.

All my homies hate women.

They're deep in the closet.

Coz all my homies are homos.

I hate to be a party pooper but this title is misleading.

Needs to be at the top. Thank you for your service

I thought, aside from a drum, music was forbidden in Islam.

These aren’t Taliban. Video isn’t even from Afghanistan.

These taliban are already as far as you can get from Islam already. They are just carrying the name now

Yeah only under very deranged and strict readings, a bit like Christianity and shellfish

Not at all the Islamic world has tons of music in many genres. What’s forbidden is loosely “music that takes you away from your religiousness” which interprets maybe to modern day “smack that ass ass ass ass” club stuff

wait till they find out he's Jewish.. lol

Half Jewish. Easy to guess which half.

they are not nazis lol

Me and my boys after a night of oppressing the ladies

No taliban, Waziri Tribe! They fight against Taliban!

Some goats are in trouble tonight.

i dont get the goat joke can someone explain

Got em!

Eggs Tyrone!!!!

Yo I was about to comment that this looks like Eggs Tyrone's handy work

Creepy little bastards

They are not, misleading title

Gay clubs are so different in other countries

Of course the Taliban listens to Drake

Can t understand this obsession with guns

Is this really taliban? You got a source to prove it? Or are you just making some cultural assumptions that might be a little of color.

Its a pakistani wedding. OP just sees middle eastern clothing and assumed taliban.

I was looking for this comment. Everybody in these guys' type of clothing is a terrorist?! Racist af

Sausage fest going crazy lmao

They were getting themselves all psyched-up for the raping and killing of a group of innocent women and children.

At least they are consistent. They have shit taste in their beliefs, dance moves and music taste.

About 10 seconds in, there's a very clear camera cut but the music is unaffected. This is fake.

Apparently the music is dubbed over whatever they were dancing to, but honestly the gun dancing is funny enough on its own

Damn bro, really?

We’ve come a long way since Degrassi

I thought they had banned music

They're not taliban and the music is dubbed over the original.

Something tells me that party was the bomb 💣

It's "bombastic"

people know this isn't real, right?

This makes sense.

I thought these cucks weren’t allowed to dance.

Disgusting human beings.

When you ban women from fun and music, you dance with the next most dangerous thing you can think of.

Gettin sturdyyyyy

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Don’t rock the casbah

Sausage fest getting down - drake would be proud

Drop that bomb

Well, there you go.

I knew someone listens to his shit

I like to imagine there are guards watching over them from the outside with twice as many guns.

These guys should have been wiped out by bad muzzle discipline alone already.

its amazing how hypocritical the middle east is. They spenda all their spare time shitting on us and talking bad about the west in general but then glorify western entertainment, trends among other things.

Dang it. US military should've just played this. Taliban would've danced their way out of their caves.

They got guns and drake. Maybe America did win the hearts and minds

dancing and music where illegal just a year ago under taliban rule....

Isn't music and dancing haram to these extremist folks? I guess they're only extremist when it comes to other people, not themselves.

I thought they weren't suppose to listen to music...

Did they not know, music and dancing is haram, off to the chopping block with them!

It’s extra funny cus you know they’re all sober

Imagine being the DJ…. One wrong song and you are absolutely done for

How comes no one shoots each other while doing this shit

Adam Sandler is getting edgy with Don't mess With The Zohan 2

This is one of the outake clips they’ll play during the credits after the world ends

Fuckin’ Goatfuckers

How are they taliban? Source

Dancing with guns sad people

This cant be real. Lmfao!

It kind of goes to show how fucking stupid and young they are as a group.

I found that disturbing asf.

Spent a LOT of time on Afghanistan. Those are not Taliban. Too many clean shaven dudes in there and their clothing is silly costume-y. My guess is Pakistani for a wedding or some celebration like that by how "dressed up" some of the guys are.

Wait until.they find out that Drake is Jewish...

Where the ladies at??? Oh....wait....right

The music is edited in, please don't spread falsehoods.

Haram

Someone is definitely going to accidentally get shot.

Kiki do you love me? Do you need me to throw you with stones?

When you gotta suppress women and go after 12 year old girls, no wonder they love Drake.

Dude in dark blue with the herky jerky gun moves is obv an NPC. Guy playing AK like a guitar is a vibe tho.

I may have tons of problems with Drake but it’s obvious he’s who we send to begin negotiations, if he doesnt come back alive, that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

I just witnessed a true act of terror.

These are not taliban

🔥🔥INSHALLAH🔥🔥

This can't be real

Drake should tour there

Someone Bennie Hill this.

I really want to go to one of those middle eastern AK47 parties. They seem dope as fuck.

Wankers dancing to wanky music...

It's almost like they're people.... Almost

bunch of pedos

Misogynistic pedophiles.

🤣🤣🤣 that one prick is stabbing someone as a dance move. 🕺 🕺🕺

This is what a bunch of dumb religious cherrypicking asshats looks like. They like western music just not all the other things - can't have it both ways.

Extremely homoerotic if you ask me.

No goats were harmed in the making of this video.

Just shortly thereafter

Was this just after they stoned women to death and through a gay guy off the top of a building #medievalcunts

That is the most wholesome thing I've seen involving ak_47s and the Taliban.

What a sausage fest. No women wanted to show up and hang out?

Surprised they chose Drake. I was sure it would be Kanye.

Is this real?? 😂

It isn't.

I too want to know

Well Drake is a lot like them- they all wanna fuck 14 year old girls.

When the party was over they burnt all speakers and cassette player (I’m assuming they don’t have CDs or digital music) because music goes against their beliefs

WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did we lose to this ?

Think this is fun, try allowing women to dance too.

Is this real

Cavemen with modern weapons...

Anyone have the original with the original music?

These dudes have better trigger discipline than most of the 1st tier meal team 6 operators here.

Uhhmmmm.... 👀

I hope they all NDG into each others faces.

The "Bacha Bazi" must have been tired that day.

Bayonet an infidel on the dancefloor is their version of a pelvic thrust

but are they comedians? I think I keep seeing clips of these guys dancing, first in a street then i a school then here to Drake. The short guy, the goofy tall guy with long hair and the other dude. I dont know....just thinking.

THE AKAIRGUITAR GTFO!!

Looks like a standard rap music video to me

Them boys can move

Sausage party.

What a [email protected]&!ing sausage party

Only fools and horses ones better Taliban dance, same vid diff music

Where the ladies at?

“Yo come to afters, it’s sick” Afters:

Huh. As long as those are not loade...

Sausage fest

Afghanistan or Texas?

Pretty good moves really

They Dance like white suburban dads

That’s a big sausage fest

Now imagine if they let girls in to dance

This is footage from a Pakistani wedding

Looks like a party in Russian embassy in Afghanistan

This is edited right, right?

They all look like they’re rollin titties lol

Super gay!

Backpack Boyz

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They lit tho

It's okay though, if you ask them - because he's from Canada (fair game).

Never forget Mr. Stabby

This has to be the greatest video I've seen

Giant sausage party

This feels like a skit or something.

It's a sausage fest

He bout to get cancelled for this