The government doesn't have the power to decide how I live mah freeedommm.... but yes plz send young people to die in foreign lands for oil and zero geopolitical gains and undermine our national security. Kay thnx, byeeee
You guys and gals wanna hear a fun fact? Sure you do, 90% of the gun restriction/gun ban bills have came from Texas state representatives. Now isn’t that very patriotic of them. So if you’re from Texas and you support the second amendment maybe you should pay attention to what your district representatives stands for come election time 😉
Because the virus tends to attach itself to droplets from when you talk/breathe. Since asymptomatic transmission is what makes this plague so virulent, you may be infected and not know it. Wearing a mask prevents you from infecting others.
Had to look at the comments. Was not disappointed. People are taking a satirical article seriously and arguing about it? If you're in one of the states that no longer requires masks, wear it or don't. It's still your choice. What's there to argue about?
The problem is that if a significant number of people dont wear them, then anyone wearing them won't make a difference. Again, they are for protecting others, not yourself (unless you're talking about ffp2).
Oh we’re labeling seating now?
😂😂😂
I miss the days when The Onion was satire. This is far too real.
I didn’t see the sub or link at first and just accepted that this was a real news story. I wasn’t even shocked...
Agreed, only people who wear masks should get pussy.
Problem is... do we get to choose whose or are we ass-signed a certain one by lottery?
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That's the saying goes, "You are what you eat!"
Love it
The government doesn't have the power to decide how I live mah freeedommm.... but yes plz send young people to die in foreign lands for oil and zero geopolitical gains and undermine our national security. Kay thnx, byeeee
Trumps wall blocked the warm Mexican air from jumping the border and coming to Texas !
I draw whiskers and a nose on my mask and wear a pussy hat
You guys and gals wanna hear a fun fact? Sure you do, 90% of the gun restriction/gun ban bills have came from Texas state representatives. Now isn’t that very patriotic of them. So if you’re from Texas and you support the second amendment maybe you should pay attention to what your district representatives stands for come election time 😉
“Take the guns first. Go through due process second, I like taking the guns early” - DJT
Mine would say: I wear a mask because I'm not a pussy.
What was it like being a mask?
you go girl!
Mine might say: I wear a mask and I own a pussy.
Where is the humor?
I know it’s an onion article but it’s not even funny
That means all Texans should be fucked in the mouth, I guess.
What is going on with texas. insulting citizens is stupid on so many levels.
This is a satire post by the onion. The Onion only does satire stuff, but lately it hard to tell. Lol
Sounds like fake news to me
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Someone post this on
I live in Texas. Why are people wearing mask? Did I miss something?
Because the virus tends to attach itself to droplets from when you talk/breathe. Since asymptomatic transmission is what makes this plague so virulent, you may be infected and not know it. Wearing a mask prevents you from infecting others.
Where have you been the past year?
Texas...go west until you smell shiot, then head south until you step in it.
Had to look at the comments. Was not disappointed. People are taking a satirical article seriously and arguing about it? If you're in one of the states that no longer requires masks, wear it or don't. It's still your choice. What's there to argue about?
The problem is that if a significant number of people dont wear them, then anyone wearing them won't make a difference. Again, they are for protecting others, not yourself (unless you're talking about ffp2).