Close the door and wait for the motherf*ckers to freeze. Unless they come during the summertime then bulldoze in any direction and bloop right into a lake.
I would hope the city would construct a corral of concrete and funnel the horde right into that giant ass shredder at the Turner Street Padnos. I’ve seen that thing grind up 2 cars stacked on top of each other in 4 seconds.
Our climate poses a benefit and a problem. The zombies freeze in the winter, but they reanimate In the spring. Makes it really hard to farm enough to feed yourself through the winter.
We’ll gather and build a makeshift fortress at the top of Heritage Hill. While the zombies are distracted devouring the anti abortion protestors halfway up the hill, we’ll unleash a barrage of soggy ass Yesterdogs which will repel even the undead.
What kind of zombie apocalypse? I'm a zombie head, if we're talking shamblers you've got time to grab supplies and then find some where to hunker down for the next few days. If they're runners and you didn't go shopping that week you're basically screwed. Now if we're just going off the wall like left 4 dead or dying light.... You Just die
I hope they aren’t runners. I think I can deal with the slow ones, but if it’s anything cardio related I’m screwed. I can’t cart my two kids around anymore…they have aged up to far.
Cabellas is my plan. Go up onto the upper level where the offices are. Get as much firepower, ammo, food and camping supplies as possible and barricade yourself up there.
Head up north to my cabin in the woods, shoot anyone that gets in the way. Bring as much dry goods as I can, forever fire starters, ammo, compound bow, fishing rods. We have a manual water pump there. At one point I had all of this sitting in the back of my truck, but it is still within my vicinity. Hunt, fish, play cards with my family.
Head to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
We may have to kill my stepdad.
See ya there! Hopefully olive burgers are on their menu still
You got a bit of the red on your shirt
You win the thread.
This is the correct answer
At first I thought you meant head to the Winchester as in grab your rifle.
Now I have Queen stuck in my head.
Bless you
Recently moved to the area. Made my wife who has never seen that movie go there with me while I quoted it to amuse myself.
Yes.
Close the door and wait for the motherf*ckers to freeze. Unless they come during the summertime then bulldoze in any direction and bloop right into a lake.
Lol! I’ve always had that thought too, surely they would freeze in the cold.
We could round up and bloop them into Lake Superior. Problem solved.
With the way summers are going, they’ll just melt June-mid September. Thanks climate change!
I would hope the city would construct a corral of concrete and funnel the horde right into that giant ass shredder at the Turner Street Padnos. I’ve seen that thing grind up 2 cars stacked on top of each other in 4 seconds.
Rip out to Beaver Island, raiding summer houses along the coast for supplies and build my Great Lakes pirate empire.
I see you’re planning to recreate the kingdom of beaver island, hope it works out better for you than the last monarch.
The snarky saying, ‘at this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just follow” comes to mind.
Same, I'd embrace being bitten and try to become a leader of the Zombies. It's just a fresh start.
Take the Grandville castle of course.
Was going to say, didn't we build something specifically for this? Castle.
Just ignore it like I did with all the other Rob Bliss things
I haven’t heard that name in years
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Get bitten, join the horde, head to the Winchester.
Crisps?
Probably go to work so you guys can have your beers
Go to McDonald's.
I want to downvote this but I don’t want to be rude.
Was going to suggest Taco Bell on Michigan, but that's not really fast food.
Just die
Well, i only live a few blocks from the Winchester. It seems to be the only logical solution.
Hey neighbor. See you there.
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My boss would definitely ask me if I was still planning on coming in.
aboringdystopia
Circle of treadmills around the outside of my house, all running at full speed.
Our climate poses a benefit and a problem. The zombies freeze in the winter, but they reanimate In the spring. Makes it really hard to farm enough to feed yourself through the winter.
JW Marriot would be a good base of operations.
We’ll gather and build a makeshift fortress at the top of Heritage Hill. While the zombies are distracted devouring the anti abortion protestors halfway up the hill, we’ll unleash a barrage of soggy ass Yesterdogs which will repel even the undead.
What kind of zombie apocalypse? I'm a zombie head, if we're talking shamblers you've got time to grab supplies and then find some where to hunker down for the next few days. If they're runners and you didn't go shopping that week you're basically screwed. Now if we're just going off the wall like left 4 dead or dying light.... You Just die
I would cry if dying light zombies were real.
Stock up on Twinkies
Wait till after the initial panic then load up and ditch the city
Go north.
"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up!
Same as it is rn: eat my co-worker
Re:Your Brains starts playing softly
I hope they aren’t runners. I think I can deal with the slow ones, but if it’s anything cardio related I’m screwed. I can’t cart my two kids around anymore…they have aged up to far.
I have a plan, but I’m not sharing it with you or anyone else.
This dude doesn't have a plan.
Cabellas is my plan. Go up onto the upper level where the offices are. Get as much firepower, ammo, food and camping supplies as possible and barricade yourself up there.
Rei other than firearms would be great for gear also
I like I would tell you, a stranger, about my fully supplied self sustaining bunker….. shit!
Drive to Lansing and clear all the zombies for the Meijer Distro Complex. Big fenced in area with all the supplies you could want.
Wouldn't the place at 3 mile/ walker be closer? I think that warehouse also
Go north, specifically try for Mackinac island.
"to anyone who can hear this: proceed to spectrum hospital for evacuation! i repeat: proceed to spectrum hospital for evacuation!"
Fuck, we'll be there for years the way things move there
Hide out at your moms house.
I've already enacted my zombie plan by moving 879 miles from GR
Keep my distance and shake my head in disbelief while I watch people yell, "It's a hoax!" and walk directly into the zombie horde.
Costco. The have everything you need. Or the GFS warehouse
Roll a bowling ball or 20 down the Michigan hill. Just for fun
Rob Bliss has entered the chat
They'll starve
Exactly, with how everyone drives it's like they don't have a brain.
Go north, hit rural Canada, find a gun store owner and become friends
I was thinking of going to Taco Bell. Even the Zombies will steer clear!
Head north
MILE AFTER MILE OUR MARCH CARRIES ON
Trip you and run.
Dispatch Service Professor
Probably go to KCTC or Downtown Market. Those places have everything for a zombie apocalypse.
Go to the castle on 28th street
Loot a bunch of RC cars and batteries. Draw out any zombies or humans with RC cars before going into any area.
Gonna see what round i get to
Avoiding the highway and going to the UP before they blow the bridge
Meh, worst case, go up Chicago side thru Wisconsin
Bite as many conservatives as I can. Which will be easy because Ill be a hoax
Attract hordes of zombies to rich people's houses. Looking' at you DeVos's.
Why sell yourself short. Target Meijer fam's mansions and department stores. They have more $$$
gypsum mines...
and just incase you need the nostalgia
Hide behind that dude's big butt cheeks.
Head to McDonald's
Go to Yesterdog and stock up on some Cheddar Dogs.
I’ll take 4 ultras
None of you said the best place, the Grand Castle! JK if it had a moat like a REAL castle then yes.
Buying remote land up north.
Sit back and watch the libs get destroyed.
LOL… right… as the GQP tells everyone “it’s no worse than the flu”
Chill on bridge st.
Try one of the new breweries
Wait it out till the fools die off. Then take what I want.
After covid just assume you're doomed.
smoke trees
North to the woods. Bug out gear, guns ans bow and arrows. Cottage on a lake. With the ability to fortify the area surrounding the property..
We talking "World War Z" zombies or "The Walking Dead" zombies. The plan would be very different...
Romero’s zombies
I plan on eating as many people as possible to become an evolved super zombie. Gotta stay on the grind even if I’m a zombie
Find some good drugs and enjoy the ride.
Shit. Is that happening soon? I better get planning.
Hopefully gone by then
Definitely not hiding in the varnum building
KMS
Raid every brewery lol
Head to Mackinac, live off of fudge, pray they can’t cross the ice in the winter.
We just got back from Mackinac. Both of us got Covid-19
People plan?!??
Leave GR
Chill out.. make some popcorn maybe
Cannonsburg
Don't have to worry about the Russians they won't be the zombies since they'll be missing entire generations soon.
wat
Head up north to my cabin in the woods, shoot anyone that gets in the way. Bring as much dry goods as I can, forever fire starters, ammo, compound bow, fishing rods. We have a manual water pump there. At one point I had all of this sitting in the back of my truck, but it is still within my vicinity. Hunt, fish, play cards with my family.