Canceling plans excuse generator

  1. “I’m sorry I can’t come, Dan Rather died in front of me” - me, to the very next person to invite me to something.

  2. Personally I like “I was minding my own business and boom a professional cricket team posted my nudes on instagram.

  3. This is going to sound like an excuse but, the ghost of Hitler, stole my bike, stabbed me, proceeded to shit in my bed, find my box of human teeth, post my nudes on Instagram, and is now having a nervous breakdown.

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