So the Wendy's manager is all "you gotta clean that up." and I said "they're your hamburgers, you clean them up." And then Artemis got all bummed out because of something I did with the onions to myself and now she won't talk to me.
Looking at the actual product listing, I think it will look exactly as portrayed. It has the same complexity and quality as my very first sewing projects. High slits are very convenient for not having to account for 3 dimensions in the piece. It's a cheap bra with a long loincloth. It looks like shit in the listing.
Exactly. I was expecting this to be higher up. If these are the sort of results she's getting, it's because she's looked at or purchased similar dresses in the past. Big self-own.
Had someone come in for an IT position in the shortest Khaki shorts and tightest short-sleeve sweater top I'd ever seen post-graduation. In Michigan. In February.
I knew a girl who didn't quite go this risque but the tight leather corset, shiny pleather pencil skirt, and fishnets did look rather out of place in a Christmas party. She wasn't even a goth girl or anything.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
This reminds me... At my university, one of the female professors came to a Christmas party wearing a dress that was like a mesh or something. Her panty and bar was visible and she was forced to resign by the department head few weeks later.
Story time! I used to dj Christmas parties and one time everybody was getting smashed and a girl wearing a short dress on the dance floor leans back while dancing and shows every person there her beaver since she was not wearing underwear. Time slowed down and I saw the shocked look on each of there faces. I doubt she went back to work after that one.
Someone wore a similar dress to my company's Christmas party last year. Many people were making negative comments like "attention whore", "slut", & "tramp". However, I thought Bob looked magnificent in the dress.
At £12.99 that purely for fucking. You wear it for 15 min. It gets ripped off and you are fucking. There is absolutely no other use for it at that price. It’s probably all probably fake leather and sharp vinyl.
Depends where you work
And are they taking applications
I was in the US Navy and 100-percent people wear those sorts of outfits all the time to command balls.
On Jabba’s barge
Work at a strip club and it'll be appropriate. Maybe a little conservative.
£12.99 to be the best dressed at the care home Christmas party. Result
Dress for the job you want
Chick looks like Artemis from Sunny… wonder if she has a bleached asshole
Exactly! It is appropriate if you work at a brothel.
Or if you're Chun-Li.
Depends on where you werk.
Looks like Artemis from IASIP
Mortal combat
Names Artemis
gotta take off my bra, blast mah nips
Whatever. I'll be desert grape.
"Is there any nudity involved?"
Was gonna say. This has big “I have a bleached asshole!” energy
I shake it, and I shake it!
So the Wendy's manager is all "you gotta clean that up." and I said "they're your hamburgers, you clean them up." And then Artemis got all bummed out because of something I did with the onions to myself and now she won't talk to me.
I have a bleached asshole
It looks like her after the roofies start kicking in
Is this a reference I don't get?
As in the Rocket
"What a hooooor" -Frank
I have a bleached asshole
That's the after after party dress
Hey Lemon! You going to the after after after party?
That dress is the party
For 13 Pounds? The real product will not look like the image xD
Wait you’re saying you think there will be LESS material?!
Looking at the actual product listing, I think it will look exactly as portrayed. It has the same complexity and quality as my very first sewing projects. High slits are very convenient for not having to account for 3 dimensions in the piece. It's a cheap bra with a long loincloth. It looks like shit in the listing.
Searched it up and found a link from Shein. Do with that as you will
Well, that's one way to get me to attend a work Xmas party.
You mean a XXXMas party?
You don’t want to be around when Santa empties his sack though
For real. This would get me to be there
There’s not 1 person at my work I want to see dressed like that
At first, I didn't see the word "work" in your sentence. I was taken aback a bit tbh
If they are selling ham, I'm in
And to ensure you get that promotion
Appropriate? No.
It lets you know who’s naughty or nice.
I mean it depends, I would not want to see the majority of my colleagues wearing this. The ones who would actually wear this are a part of that group.
Oh, but you know Nancy is just gonna have a fit.
Her royal thickness is here with the TPS reports.
As you can see from the pie chart, our Red Beans and Rice Didn't Miss Her numbers are the best in the last six quarters.
Feelin cute might kill M Bison later
So the party's on a Tuesday?
People went bonkers over that DLC costume!
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Your Honor.
👦🏿👉🏿👉🏿
Thicker than a double peanut butter sandwich with no milk.
Thick thighs save lives, but those thighs can end mine.
Big snu snu energy
Dem tiddies tho…
I was gonna say Klingon aesthetic, but with big girl energy. Works surprisingly well.
Welcome to this year's XXXmas party. Put your keys in the bowl.
Depends on what kind of raise you're trying to get from your boss.
For 12.99? I think it’s a pretty great investment.
I see what you did there
Both kinds, it would seem.
2nd dress looks adorable, though
Yeah I thought so too, but for 17$ I question if it holds up in person. I doubt it will last beyond the party at the minimum.
I thought so too like okay sugar plum fairy ❤️😩
I found it if you're interested
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Would do inappropriate things to my wife if she wore that.
Same. I also choose this guy's wife.
So would her boss...
That depends on your work. It does beat the usual ugly christmas sweater contest.
Let's start a new trend!
It’s based on your past searches 😜
So, keep up the good work!
Yeah, I was going to say, this is targeted advertising.
Exactly. I was expecting this to be higher up. If these are the sort of results she's getting, it's because she's looked at or purchased similar dresses in the past. Big self-own.
OP, you'll look fabulous.
A former co-worker brought his girlfriend to our company xmas party wearing a similar dress (this was about 20 years ago).
I don't work with anyone I want to see in that dress.
Derek is pretty hot tho.
Meredith, where are your panties?
It’s casual day!
I wasn't thinking about having a Christmas party but now I am
What, in your pants?
True , should be Red and Green touch of White. 😩
Being in HR, this doesn't surprise me. Have had people come in for interviews wearing club attire...
"I don't know why they didn't hire me. I wore my dressiest outfit."
Purse chihuahua and all?
Had someone come in for an IT position in the shortest Khaki shorts and tightest short-sleeve sweater top I'd ever seen post-graduation. In Michigan. In February.
When they roll in for their 9am interview wearing club gear, still half-drunk from the night before, you know the morning's going to be fun.
No that’s “WERK Christmas party dress”
"Off t'werk we go!"
Chun Li
Chunk Li
That dress is uncomfortably cheap... I would be worried about it breaking halfway through the night and showing a lot more than it already does
I don’t think it can show much more
Seriously, 13 euros? That's either a scam or it's made of tissue paper.
Merry Thiccmas
really depends where you work
Exactly what I was going to say.
I mean, do you want a promotion or not?
Layered on top of another dress or some combination of skirt/leggings-top this would be a cute tunic thing. I have spent too long thinking about this.
Does it come with Christmas ornament painted paddles?
I think Janice from accounting wore that last year. Cause Janice from accounting don’t give a fuck
Link please lmao I need this for research purposes
https://www.shein.co.uk/Plus-Lace-Up-Front-Cut-Out-M-slit-Hem-Dress-Thong-p-10670711-cat-1942.html
Death by snusnu
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
DEATH BY SNU SNU!
What is a snusnu?
Aren’t work parties just fuck fests? Or have I been with a really good company?
-Harvey Weinstein
Sauce of the one on the left? For research purposes only.
If worn at church, it might raise attendants.
"Hey do you guys have Jesus?"
I mean - I’d wear it lol
What if you wotk at a strip joint?
Attending a party for work...or Working the party???
That’s a wild thigh to height ratio.
If I was the CEO there, I wouldn't discriminate. I see someone wearing a dress like that, it's raises for everyone.
If your boss is a hutt this is perfect
What if it's a Christmas party for strip club staff?
At strip club Christmas parties they all get rascally drunk and do incredibly tame things like play safety ludo or guess-the-shipping-forecast-region
👀 what’s her @?
You won't know until you try it.
It is efficient however.
When you want to make sure people know you're on the naughty list.
Looking cheap doesn't have to mean expensive…
Oh c'mon, where's your sense of adventure.... or maybe unemployment. No judgment.
If that's allowable Christmas work attire, then where are you working and are they hiring??
Dress for the job you want
Someone's getting a promotion...
I could buy the black one to go to a World Cup game in Qatar.
I mean daaaaaaaaam girl look at them hips <3
Nah just a mortal combat Christmas dress. Perfectly fine inoutworld
Goggles trailered adds I wonder what they usually search for
I wouldn't complain to HR.
Certainly not a dress you'd want to wear during Christmas dinner. People will be too focused on your yams to eat the ones on their plate.
Every place I’ve ever worked that had a Christmas party always had at least one of those show up.
We know you are thick
Don’t climb the corporate latter, climb on top of your boss with our festive Holiday party Skank attire!
That I'm getting that god damn promotion dress.
It's appropriate if you want a promotion from the boss
I knew a girl who didn't quite go this risque but the tight leather corset, shiny pleather pencil skirt, and fishnets did look rather out of place in a Christmas party. She wasn't even a goth girl or anything.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Looks like a ad for wish. Com
I'll allow it.
But really though, she’s killing it.
This reminds me... At my university, one of the female professors came to a Christmas party wearing a dress that was like a mesh or something. Her panty and bar was visible and she was forced to resign by the department head few weeks later.
Pics or I don't believe you.
I’d kiss her under her cameltoe…. Sorry auto correct. Under the mistletoe*****
This is the link for that dress. Inappropriate for a work party is an understatement. Date night though...well.
14 dollars?!
I say if you can pull it off...
Damn, two pickets to Tittsburg please.
Good to wear in strip clubs
Business (socks) casual.
It's not uncommon in the pots and pans business, or so I've heard!
I know, how can it not be Christmas colors. This is outrageous and false advertising
Would certainly be memorable
Im going to offer a bonus at my company party for that one.
They just said you couldn’t show too much skin. Didn’t say anything about silicon.
Totally appropriate for a work Christmas party- if you work at a strip club.
the 2nd one thoooo?😍
I would be all over that party.
Story time! I used to dj Christmas parties and one time everybody was getting smashed and a girl wearing a short dress on the dance floor leans back while dancing and shows every person there her beaver since she was not wearing underwear. Time slowed down and I saw the shocked look on each of there faces. I doubt she went back to work after that one.
I guess that depends on where you work.... And if you want to KEEP your job...😏😳
Appropriate, no. Legendary for sure though.
Amazingly cheap. But to be fair, it isn‘t a lot of cloth.
Mark that NFSW
Time for the office orgy, let’s celebrate some festivus (spelling?)
Your personalised algorithm is showing
Just sew a panel across the bust, you'll be fine
Intern becomes Senior VP due to her "hard" work.
idk, it seems to be streets ahead.
I agree! Red or green would be more appropriate for a Christmas party.
No, that's right. How else would you be able to give her the raise while she is sitting on your lap telling you what she wants for christmas?
Someone wore a similar dress to my company's Christmas party last year. Many people were making negative comments like "attention whore", "slut", & "tramp". However, I thought Bob looked magnificent in the dress.
Qatar approves
Oh that is VERY appropriate
You should’ve specified the type of work
Are they accepting resumes?
If she is attending, I’ll be there.
If anyone has been to a Marine Corps or Navy Christmas party, that dress is about right..
That’s the promotion dress
Looks scrumptious
Maybe for the after party 😜
At the Amazon after prime day party I saw a couple walking around in full s&m getup with one in a leash being walked like a dog
12.99 though, not bad.
At £12.99 that purely for fucking. You wear it for 15 min. It gets ripped off and you are fucking. There is absolutely no other use for it at that price. It’s probably all probably fake leather and sharp vinyl.
Okay, but what if I dare you?
It's appropriate where I work. I'm a housewife. Boss is cool with it.
It's like a mash-up of slave Leia and Jabba the Hutt
It’s working for me
I guess depends on what your work is ..👀
That's for a "stick your dick in the mashed potatoes" kind of party.
I don't care,... I like it.