Sharon is just using him for all that he’s worth, his lyrics went from “this is crazy, but awesome” to “please make this stop, I’m suffering”… so I don’t blame him for acting like this.
Lifting someone in the armpits can be uncomfortable and painfull. Their lifting technique could have some improvement and is generally for agressive/dangerous people where you need to immobilize the arms.
You have no idea. Yeah our police may not have guns, but some of them carry whistles which if blown close by can be very unpleasant. And one time a police officer shone a torch directly at my eyes. Sure, he apologised profusely after, but that didn't stop me from seeing coloured spots for two whole minutes afterwards. It was traumatising.
I think these are those guys gluing themselves to streets in Germany to protest climate change. If you wanna wear your tin foil hat for a sec, maybe an oil company is organizing dumb protests to make climate change activists look bad. Kinda like the theory PETA is actually run by the meat industry. No real evidence of either theory but it's a fun idea lol
I am majorly pissed at these people. Just one ir two weeks ago, one of these glue-activists ocked a rescue service that had heavy equipment to cut out a women that was involved of a sever accident. They got her out with other methods severely delayed, and it is currently investigated if she wouldn't have died if there was sufficiently quick help.
You know those little kids that throw a tantrum in the middle of a grocery store that just lay down flat screaming at the floor while their mother watches helplessly and embarrassed, with the "if I just let him be he will stop eventually" look on her face. Show her this video and tell her this is what here kid is gonna grow into if she doesn't do something.
Well I know this is funny what isn't funny is it in many European countries it takes 3 years to become a police officer. And when a call goes out for assistance the first responding officers do not have guns. Imagine that, the police actually come out to solve problems rather than create new ones. And in those countries officer fatalities are minimal.
I have so much respect for my local police. My neighbour is epileptic and came into my flat by accident while having an episode because he thought it was his flat. I was totally freaked out. Tried talking to him but he didn't respond because his brain wasn't putting things together properly. And then he locked himself in my bathroom.
Guns. There are guns everywhere in the US. No sane person expects a cop in the US to be unarmed. We expect them to be well-trained and follow the laws. Sadly, not all do that.
Only Britain does that. The rest of Europe got police, similarly equipped to US peace officers. These specific ones are German police officers. They got helmets and MPs or assault rifles in their trunk. And the pistol is always to be carried. Still they don’t use them most of the time. It’s just frowned upon by society and superiors.
What are you talking about? The police here in finland all carry pistols and each patrol has a submachine gun locked inside the car. Many other european countries also have armed police.
Fuck I really despise those football players. You can easily see that there was no real foul. The other player was touching the ball. He's just exaggerating the whole time
Thinking these are one of those guys that glue them selves to stuff? Problem is they don’t use enough of it ever to actually do anything and the items they glue them selves to aren’t ideal. Concrete, waxed surfaces etc…
Okay, weird screaming, but you know that there are certain methods to grab and twist peoples arms/hands etc. or use pressure points to hurt them whithout weapons? There was actually a discussion going on about German Police using "Schmerzgriffe" against clinate activists:
The only thing missing was a comfy blanket to gently place them on.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Gently wrap it around them, then bring out the pillow.
That's because he was resisting a rest.
I just don't get Ozzy's new material
Sounds inspired by Yoko Ono
Sharon is just using him for all that he’s worth, his lyrics went from “this is crazy, but awesome” to “please make this stop, I’m suffering”… so I don’t blame him for acting like this.
Yoko Osbourne?
idk if its just me but that guy looked like he had no bones in his arms
Nor his legs. Dude looks like a cartoon character after they get crushed by a boulder
Ikr looks like he isn't inflated xD
That's a dude?
Cousin boneless
I'm German, nobody cared to translate so here we go:
Ahhh Germany. You have words for everything! ♥️
Who said Germans don’t have a sense of humor. This really cracked me up 🤣
I am confused. I thought the plural form of AAAAA - AAA - AAAOOO was AAAAA - AAA - AOOOOO. Or am I remembering this rule wrong?
Ahhhh. Ich hab nicht verstanden, was er gesagt hat. Danke für die Übersetzung. 🤦🏻♂️ Jetzt versteh ich’s.
I can’t express how hard I laughed at this. Best read of the day. Thanks.
Thank you for the translation, I’m not a bot
Thank you. I now fully understand why they were protesting so much. They have indeed been through the wringer.
Thank you, I spent all my time in Bavaria and I never did get the hang of Hochdeutsch.
No way…it sounds exactly the same in English too!
Thanks man, my German is pretty much non existent.
You even translated the exact screaming in the video. I was expecting some random aa oo aaoo's.
"We have such delights and sights to show you"
Lmao this gave me a good laugh, I wish I had an thingy to give but I don’t. So here is an upvote thingy.
Foetballer ja?
It’s not what I expected.
Isn’t that a song by The Police? 😂😂😂
As an American, danke!
AAAAA EEEE IIIIII OOOOOOOO UUUUUU (and sometimes WHYYYYYYYY)
Brain power... Let the bass kick!
So convenient that they took the time to make up so many words that all translate to ‚ARRRRRGHH‘ in English. Crafty little Germans bastards
Thanks for the translation LMAO
Had a hard time understanding before, but I get it now!
Wow I am now very concerned
U did ur best 🙂👍✨
Danke, Herr Übersetzer!
Thanks Germany
Never before have I wanted to willingly pay for awards but holy shit this is getting saved as a screenshot. Thank you.
Amazingly accurate transcription!
this shit broke my ribs
Pins and needles am.i.right?the pain
Probably knocked his funny bone as they picked him up
Lifting someone in the armpits can be uncomfortable and painfull. Their lifting technique could have some improvement and is generally for agressive/dangerous people where you need to immobilize the arms.
There it is! The violence inherent to the system!
I’m being repressed!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Don't be too harsh... poor fellas balls stuck to his leg and overextended when they stood him up.
I was ready to be overly critical, until I got to the end of the video and realized the lady actually has legs. Optical Illusion that was
That is the only valid excuse for this behavior. Ball trauma is real.
"Now you see the violence inherent in the system! Help, I'm being repressed!"
“Strange women in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
Bloody Peasant!
Reminds me of Charles Dozsa:
suddenlymontypython
I'm not too convinced on this new siren for the cops I think they need to stick with the old one
That made me laugh. I just imagined the police going out and just this guy with his head out the window and screaming.
That was brutal, you are at peace now sweet angel..
Their outrage genuinely made me laugh. Probably not the intended effect.
Who’s gonna feed the cats now?
I have to say those officers are professional as hell.
They do have a mandatory basic training of 2-3 years and regular updates on that depending on their job.
Pretty much normal in Germany. Not everybody can become a police officer and they are actually in training for multiple years before becoming one.
They are just carrying them away lol. What's the unprofessional version here? To shoot them?
Footage of me dragging my toddler away from the sweet aisle in the super market.
Footage of me taking my "not tired" toddler to bed to nap
Imagine toddlers gluing themselves to the shelf with candy.
That was brutal
To be fair the officers probably didn't know he superglued his nuts to the pavement.
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I never realized how hardcore our Euro friends are. How can they live everyday in this police state!?
You have no idea. Yeah our police may not have guns, but some of them carry whistles which if blown close by can be very unpleasant. And one time a police officer shone a torch directly at my eyes. Sure, he apologised profusely after, but that didn't stop me from seeing coloured spots for two whole minutes afterwards. It was traumatising.
This is straight up fascism!
National Geographic: The male adult environmental protester can scream up to 92 dB to attract a female partner.
Unsuccessfully. The male now mates with a rock.
I just thought it would be funny to lay the sound of the video over an animal video of a Hyena or a Lion.
These people must be really bored.
I think these are those guys gluing themselves to streets in Germany to protest climate change. If you wanna wear your tin foil hat for a sec, maybe an oil company is organizing dumb protests to make climate change activists look bad. Kinda like the theory PETA is actually run by the meat industry. No real evidence of either theory but it's a fun idea lol
Wonder how much they get paid
I am majorly pissed at these people. Just one ir two weeks ago, one of these glue-activists ocked a rescue service that had heavy equipment to cut out a women that was involved of a sever accident. They got her out with other methods severely delayed, and it is currently investigated if she wouldn't have died if there was sufficiently quick help.
What a dildo.
Dildos can be very useful! Don't drag the dildos into this! 🤣
Dildos serve a valid and important public good.
I'm all for protestors, but have some dignity.
Now if the protesters had been French, it would be a very different video lol. Say what you will about the French but they know how to riot!
Seems kinda shitty to fake scream about police brutality while your police are so relatively gentle and professional.
They should probably stop coaching these people to act like they're suffering as much as possible. It's like every single one of them was a
Put on a safety vest and flip over a car. Anything but this
If your protest includes ripping off Goofys yell at least commit to it! It's: AUUUOO HOOOW WHOOEE!! Not AUOOO.
These are professional soccer players doing what they do best.
None of the cops giving a single fuck about her screeching is honestly fucking funny.
I think that was actually a guy the police carried away
Professional soccer player?
Talent scouts are working diligently to identify and recruit this individual.
There it is. Thought this comment would be higher
this is so inhumane this should have a nfsw tag
Yeah and no sound, the screaming…haunting really, sending thoughts and prayers from the dinner table. 🙏🏾
People filming trying to make it look like something from nothing
The irreparable damage to the shoes of that brave soul shall never be forgotten.
Off the the ward with them
Well to be fair he might have had his balls superglued to the concrete. In which case that is a valid response.
Yooo, new kink just dropped!
Those poor German cops having to deal with this kind of shit
That is one skinny, long legged MFer
Making a fool out of oneself..
And that's why protestors lose the public vote
He was glued at the floor… maybe
You wouldn't give a shit no matter what he did.
LOL , they should put her on the roof of a police car
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But...that would scare and enrage the stray cats...
Ok whose offspring is this?
What a narcissistic child
Why do people act like little kids?
I would assume that it is because of the journalists and to make the protest go on for a longer amount of time.
You know those little kids that throw a tantrum in the middle of a grocery store that just lay down flat screaming at the floor while their mother watches helplessly and embarrassed, with the "if I just let him be he will stop eventually" look on her face. Show her this video and tell her this is what here kid is gonna grow into if she doesn't do something.
Must be a soccer player
Throw her to the floor Centurion.
"Do what Sir?"
These people are an embarrassment
Wow what a baby. Looks like 2 year old throwing a tantrum
They should play soccer. They've got that fake bullshit down.
Shit, I was getting 90's NBA Bill Lambier vibes.
I thought it was only a torso right till the end
This guy should be a professional soccer player
I was waiting for them to walk her into a pole they couldn't decide which side to walk around lol.
I think it's a him
obviously thought he was in a soccer game
Well I know this is funny what isn't funny is it in many European countries it takes 3 years to become a police officer. And when a call goes out for assistance the first responding officers do not have guns. Imagine that, the police actually come out to solve problems rather than create new ones. And in those countries officer fatalities are minimal.
Police in Germany always have guns. Though they barely use them during their time in service.
German cops all carry guns, UK cops never carry guns except for specifically trained officers.
Police in Germany usually have guns with them
I have so much respect for my local police. My neighbour is epileptic and came into my flat by accident while having an episode because he thought it was his flat. I was totally freaked out. Tried talking to him but he didn't respond because his brain wasn't putting things together properly. And then he locked himself in my bathroom.
Guns. There are guns everywhere in the US. No sane person expects a cop in the US to be unarmed. We expect them to be well-trained and follow the laws. Sadly, not all do that.
Only Britain does that. The rest of Europe got police, similarly equipped to US peace officers. These specific ones are German police officers. They got helmets and MPs or assault rifles in their trunk. And the pistol is always to be carried. Still they don’t use them most of the time. It’s just frowned upon by society and superiors.
What are you talking about? The police here in finland all carry pistols and each patrol has a submachine gun locked inside the car. Many other european countries also have armed police.
Unarmed police only in the UK Haven't really seen unarmed police anywhere else in Europe
You're generalizing way too much. I can think of several countries where police always carry guns in Europe, eg. Finland.
In Rio they use war guns. Pointed out through the car window.
Gee, whats the difference between the U.S. and European countries, I wonder:
Fuck I really despise those football players. You can easily see that there was no real foul. The other player was touching the ball. He's just exaggerating the whole time
Dude is a professional football player.
Looks like a pro soccer player.
He screams like he superglued his balls on the street and they ripped him off it.
Is he a football player?
Average redditor
Euromon used screech
How is this police brutality?
This is exactly how id expect someone blocking traffic to act
That's good acting
kneeing the neck could help
These idiots that are blocking the road are completely worthless
This infuriates me. Those guys put their backs and livelihoods at risk for this histrionic moron. Not funny.
Redditors when Elon said to pay 8 dollars for the mark
This is a typical activist grasping at straws trying to play it up for the cameras and play the best victim he can.
What were they protesting? Having bones in their limbs?
Did she survive?
That dude needed to get beat more as a child.
the really horrible part is that the arrested usually survive
Fun fact for context:
The real Story is something different. But the germen FOX news and the german GOP teils the Story like this. And lot of idiots shout hang them high.
Man if this happened in 1700s england it be click clack your now in a mental hospital having shock therapy what a poor little girl
Shock therapy in the 1700s?
PCP is one hell of a drug.
No matter how much you act hurt, you still don't have to pay your hospital bill.
Please stop with the European shit as if we're all a single country. It's the most ignorant shit ever.
I’m struggling to see what happened here the police just picked him up an he started screaming like a little girl
Thinking these are one of those guys that glue them selves to stuff? Problem is they don’t use enough of it ever to actually do anything and the items they glue them selves to aren’t ideal. Concrete, waxed surfaces etc…
Okay, weird screaming, but you know that there are certain methods to grab and twist peoples arms/hands etc. or use pressure points to hurt them whithout weapons? There was actually a discussion going on about German Police using "Schmerzgriffe" against clinate activists:
A normal day in Germany
These officers are incredibly professional. Wow. This is the right quality, and they are worth every penny to hire.
I feel more disgust at this than amusement...
Just going to put this over here, with the rest of the protesters.
He was looking for the right pitch to attract a mate.
Lord forbid he goes to L.A.
Feel free to use your nightstick, officer.
You know she's still single lol
Poor guy, he super glued his balls to the intersection to protest climate change. May they rest in peace.
I hope the two cops sue him for eardrum damage.
Oh my goodness! They made him strain his vocal cords! Those monsters!
Is that Ozzy or Geddy Lee?
Talk about a man made siren
The horror
“Be fucking annoying. That will wake people up.”
Gives me college student has nothing better to do but obstruct traffic vibes
Sounds like an episode of Rick and Morty
Reminds me of that time I took a goat to slaughter. Only the goat was quiter.
When you try to actually AVOID a nazi comparison…
Dramaqueen
Must play a lot of football
they almost killed him!
Give me the batton cause I want to smack him....
Quick! Kill it with fire!
Things are getting rough across the pond, gotta take some lessons from US police
George Floyd Halloween costume
When you fall down in front of mom.