November calendar

  1. On the morning of the 24th, you tell yourself you’ll never drink alcohol again for the rest of your life. Six hours later, you commence drinking.

  2. You forgot the most important day in November. November 8th. The first Tuesday of November that is not also the first day of November. AKA election day.

  3. Useless bit of trivia is that the day before Thanksgiving is the second busiest bar night of the year after St. Patrick's Day. It was the only night of the year that there would be a line outside of a local I went to because they needed to monitor the capacity.

  4. I know it's meant to be a joke, but I don't get the whole 'try not to murder your family' thing. You have a choice. If you don't get along with them don't spend Thanksgiving with them.

  5. I highly disagree with purple. Christmas music should not be allowed until December (24th if I had my way), but if it must start sooner Black Friday is absolutely the earliest moment. I am done with Christmas mashing its rampant consumerism into the one holiday that is supposed to be a chill time stuffing your face with no other obligations, it can wait til Rampant Consumerism Day.

  6. People understand that Daylight Saving Time ENDS on November 06th, right? We go back to Standard Time on November 06. Like, this is what it’s supposed to be like, and that DST was a stupid war time invention.

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