I've had a few drinks so may find this funnier than I should... but when I was younger I used to like pulling the heads off of my sister's Barbie dolls and drawing a face on the stump underneath

The wave makes it

https://i.imgur.com/8HX6fw5.jpg

Wave, salute, whatever.

And the shitty quality. Almost cursedimages worthy

Heil*

You see a wave on her left, I see a third Reich.

Walking out of your house to get your mail and your neighbor says hi.

Impossible beauty standards.

No, the beauty is deep inside of you. Just tear off your ugly head and reveal your beautiful nub.

Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

This is the ideal female body. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

When a car beeps as it drives past, you're not sure if it's to you but you wave anyway

I have hard wired myself to not acknowledge a cars "hello" beep. Also to ignore my name being shouted at me from a distance because I'm almost always wrong.

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When you think you dont know them, but you make eye contact and you're forced to beep in response.

My mom's favorite joke is to beep at someone walking and then have the entire car wave out the opposite window. I'd say it was funny, but you can't even see the person's reaction...

That was probably me. I like to beep my horn and wave at strangers walking down the street like I know them. The look on their face as they slowly raise their hand to wave back trying to figure out who I am is priceless. Of course you get the people who really don't give a fuck who you are but god damnit they are gonna give you a confident, strong wave back without even breaking stride. I try to make it obvious who I'm waving at. I roll the window down, make eye contact and just really sell the idea that I know them from somewhere.

Looks like those Koopa Troopers from the old Super Mario Brothers movie.

I was thinking the waiting room in the Beetlejuice movie.

Those were the goombas. Yeah the movie was that bad.

I think they were supposed to be the Goombas, which makes it worse.

Came here to say this. Goomba's.

One of them needs a tiny harmonica head gear attachment.

Did mario swear?!

Came here to say this :D

I am laughing too hard about this

Maybe you've had too many drinks.

That shit caught me off guard even though I knew what I was getting into.

Me too. In public even.

Would you more tea Mrs Nesbit?

I. Am. Mrs. Nesbit

Mary Antoinette and her little sister.

"Sucking down Darjeeling!"

Neutral Milk Hotel

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What a beautiful face

Sea men stains the mountain tops

Is that a real band? I think they were referenced in parks and rec, but so much pop culture is made-up in the show, I kinda thought they were too.

The King of Carrot Flowers...What an amazing track

Non-partisan dairy motel

You would have gotten along great with my sisters. They would run over my barbies with their bikes so I had dolls with indented boobs.

My sister and I had a ton of barbie dolls and a big bag of barbie clothes. They went all over the world (in our minds) and had all kinds of adventures. And then...There was that summer that we got hold of our oldest (by 11 years) sister's barbie...We hated that bitch (the doll, not sister). She developed a coke habit and ended up hanging herself off a bridge (our second floor staircase landing). Bridget always was a troubled soul...And my sister and I probably watched too many 80's soap operas...

My barbies had orgies with dinosaurs in the closet and one of them pulled her own hair out from stress.

My sister had a Hercules doll that she loved and cherished. One day she made me angry so I ripped its head off. My dad tried to salvage it for her buy drawing a face on the little nub. He called it neckules. I remember him bringing it to her and he was super proud of his work. I also remember her crying in absolute horror when she saw the end result too :(

This whole comment has made me laugh harder than it should have 😂

This is the rare comment that made me actually chuckle.

OP's post had me crying and "neckules" started it all over again. This thread is a gold mine.

I’m gonna have a real hard time looking at any Barbie the same, because underneath all their heads could be this face and that’s just terrifying...

Terrifying or hilarious?

What comes to mind

What is that from?

Came to the comments for this.

In The Aeroplane Over The Sea (1998)

Older brothers.

I used to take my sister's beloved Cabbage Patch Doll (yeah, I was an 80s teen) and put it up on top of the door out of her reach.

This is really funny but I'm also retroactively mortified for my 8 year old self.

Is that Pinhead Barbie pregnant?

I used to call them Pinhead Barbie too! Unfortunately I don't know the answer to that though..

There used to be a pregnant Barbie that had a removable stomach that would hold the baby inside. You could take the baby out!

Yes, I worked at Toys R Us and we had one. I think it was a different brand though. I only had one complaint and it was because she looked too happy.

Is there a tweeker Barbie that’s like a walking skeleton that has a matching Ken doll with a bicycle and a backpack? I saw some hardcore tweekers come into Taco Bell today. That classic up for days look that just gives that uncomfortable vibe. If you know tweekers you know just what I mean.

Looks like an alien from Men in Black

Sad this comment isn’t higher. What is this world coming to?!

Do you have any idea how much that stings?

Only 1 thought :

How about this?

Or this?

I was thinking this

That’s a quality photograph right there.

This photo was taken years ago which explains the unfortunate potato quality

Nazi doll

Hope you're not in UK. Could get arrested for a joke like that

beholdthemasterrace

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave

Borbi

Lol ! Perfect

No drinks here...can confirm...still funny

cursedimages

BRB, gotta raid my daughter's toybox...

Don't do it. The heads never go back on quite right. :(

Yeah, sadly that is the first thought i had too. #dadsneverreallygrowup

When you return a wave but it's not for you.

We'd pull the heads off my friend's sister's barbies and my little ponies (first generation cause I'm old) and swap them.

Not quite a sphinx, not quite a centaur...

I went to high school with a girl who had a tiny head like this due to some genetic condition. A bunch of guys on the hockey team got in trouble for having a contest to see who could get a picture of themselves being blown by little head. I guess the idea was that with her head being so small, anyone would look enormous next to her face.

Hockey team just tryin to get a little head

Well, did anyone win?

Ugh that’s so mean 😭. I’m sure that girl will remember that until the day she dies

Microcephaly?

How's she doing these days?

I can’t not see

He's even waving in the

Anyone else think of the Goliaths from Borderlands 2?

I used to pull them off and put them on pencils and play with that part of it only, no body

Wow all that and not one Beetlejuice reference...

Beetlejuice

A friend once left a box of Teddy Bear Grahams unattended at my house. Another friend and I sat there and took all the heads off and ate them, then put all the bodies back in the box.

hmmm

Is that Barbie pregant? Is it okay to ask that?

That was a whole line of Barbie, and yes it’s ok to ask.

Lmaooo yellow!

Have a few more bro, because that pregnant pinhead chick on the couch over there is waiving to you....

That you Tim Burton?

When I was a kid, I went to my friends house to play. We ended up in his basement where his sister had a massive barbie collection. I proceeded to rip all of the heads off and throw them every which way while laughing hysterically.

Once you rip the head off it never sits the same. Those dolls are kinda expensive too... I would be Fucking Pissed some kid broke a bunch of my kids toys tbh

That's kinda shitty of you to do.

I know there’s plenty of kids out there like that but I can’t fathom how they wouldn’t feel bad doing that, I was so careful not to hurt other people’s feelings even at that age

Well, you might be tbh

No beetlejuice comments making me feel old

But it is refreshing to see so many people mention Goombas.

I used to work with a sweet young lady who had some stuffed animals on her desk. I couldn't resist. One day she came in to find Winnie the Pooh standing over Piglet who was lying in a pool of blood (red paper) with a knife in his hand and a Jason mask. All the other stuffed toys were cowering at the far end of the desk.

I feel that joke in today's corporate culture would result in you being pulled into hr and informed that you are the subject of an intimidation complaint and a 165 million dollar lawsuit that they have agreed to settle on behalf of "stuffed animal girl".

It’s still funny sober

This feels like Beetlejuice

This is hilarious. I can't believe that we never thought of this when we were kids. All I remember is going to my cousin's house. Whenever his sister wasn't around we would go into her room and have our He Man figures invade the Barbie mansion and turn it into what had to look like an Eternian brothel. God I miss being a kid sometimes.

Hi stranger. You can look at my butt.

Thanks a lot for making me spit out my orange juice all over my beige blanket.

Raise your hand if you stole the ticket from the voodoo guy in the seat next to you.

9,998,383,749,996 closer in line

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In England, you can go to jail for this post.

freak. show.

Order of magnitude level achieved, you glorious bastard.

Don't mess wit da voodoo mon!

This is funny but it’s also some serial killer shit...

Nah, kid shit.

Your Barbie might have questionable political motives

Reminds me of that one guy that Scaramouche from Samurai Jack called a talking penis

Zika Virus Barbie™

Goliaths from Borderlands.

this is amazing

So many fond memories. My sister used to pull off the head and put red nail polish on its neck. She really loved me.

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The people at the head enhancement clinic said nobody would notice!!😭😭

You're out alone, brother. Let's start a 12 step program. "Hi, my name is Mike and I decapitate." "Hi, Mike!"

Drinks or not, that’s friggin hysterical.

I have 4 brothers. My barbies went through hell. But !!!!! That tops it

Ah man you got me belly laughing. That's hilarious.

Is that a pregnant Barbie?

My mom never let me play with Barbies....I have four brothers!

Laughed way too hard

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

You’re name isn’t Spike is it?

Oh. My. Fuck. This is amazing.

Looks like it would be a character from that fucked up family from adult swim. The oddwalds was it?

haHA!!

cursedimages

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave

Is This Bald Hitler?

You are a genius. I would only lift up the shirts to see the nippleless boobs underneath

Showed this to my 10 year old son who has a 7 year old sister, with the warning "don't get any ideas."

I did this to a Barbie once and sent it to my brother with no return address and his address made from magazine clippings. I brought it up months later and he said "That was YOU!? Oh thank god!"

This is funny and very innocent. My older brother would cut my barbies hair off and then glue them to armpits and private areas.. before I knew what it even meant

Hail hitler!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/dd/09/8add097eca0b310bd5a54255d4f6d72b.jpg

I cant wait to see the meme this becomes

The girl in class that asks a question every 2 minutes

My dad used to put Barbie heads my sister and I would pull off on the bottom end of the windchimes we haf outside the kitchen window. We lived behind a church.

bows Your highness! Looking fine today.

When I was younger I cut all the hair of my sisters Barbies and then buried them. I’d then tell her they died of cancer.

This has certainly sparked my interest in the comedic styling of laughter. Thank you, sir.

Please share your YouTube

Have all those hours in therapy set you back much?

Have more drinks. That is hilarious

I’m sober and that’s funny.

Oh

As a huge fan of Barbie as a child (and even now, really)... This is sacrilegious. 😂

unexpectedsiegheil

She’s beauty and she’s grace. She’s Miss United States.

Heil hitler

You’re finding it exactly as funny as you should. Can’t stop laughing and I’m totally sober.

Had a couple drinks, saw a couple things

Ah, Marie Antoinette and her little sister.

Is this the new Neutral Milk Hotel album?

I laughed for literally 30 seconds straight. baaaahahahaha

Am sober. Hilarious!

I've also had a few drinks, but I laughed out loud.

Nah, that is legitimately funny

Yep...funnier with alcohol ..check

So did my brother but it wasn’t funny. I only had four Barbie dolls to my name over the course of my entire childhood. He destroyed them all.

But everyone else was. 😂😂😂

Quality post.

“When you’re not feeling like being social, but you go out anyway.”

Can someone smarter than me please make an animation that has her arm wave back and forth?

Seriously? This is on front page?