I am currently taking master's level business classes as part of my statistics master's and yeah...finding an antonym for dragon is harder than anything we've done so far
I knew a guy called Dez once. Very proud of his nuts; his genitals in general actually. I feel that Dez would have enjoyed that his nuts were as renowned as they are with middle-schoolers.
By all accounts my handwriting was great for a kid starting out. Unfortunately my teacher hated that i was a bit slower than my classmates. This is the same teacher that took me into the hall and shook me so violently that my head hurt really bad afterward. Tiny me was terrified of her. I sped up alright. She kept rushing me until I could write fast but my penmanship suffered. To this day my handwriting isn’t what I’d like it to be. I’m not saying my crappy handwriting is all her fault but I do wonder what it would have been like if I’d had a teacher who wasn’t physically abusing us.
If your child’s handwriting is bad enough it’s difficult to read, see if you can get your kid occupational therapy services at school. There can be an underlying issue such as poor hand, arm, or even shoulder strength that affect it. Sometimes it’s also the inability to focus (like with ADHD).
It can happen to anyone. I wrote a paper in college on Oedipus Rex. The working title was “Oedipus: The Original Motherfucker.” Turned it in without changing the title.
Points for using a homonym for word play though. This sentence legit made me laugh and that's why. You just know he picked dragon as a word to play the long game.
I mean my handwriting (or spelling, geesh) wasn't that bad at 9, but my teacher at the time had me re-write homework (2x, 3x) until it passed his muster sometimes. He was... very traditionalist on that point.
Got any tips for a mom whose kid is 11 and still writes like this because he insists the paper feels bad on his skin and hates arts and crafts with a passion?
I think practicing actually writing and actively trying to improve will improve his writing skills more than with motor skills because when i was kid i had terrible handwriting but my motor skills were very good, i was not even trying to write in good handwriting but as soon as i recognised this issue my handwriting improved drastically
Can’t believe this comment is so far down. Why is a note from school bringing your kid’s handwriting to your attention? Do you not help them with homework
Also a teacher…..The content IS funny but, after years of trying to decipher this crap and the lame comments by others, it brings back a lot of aggravation.
I was mid 20's and did something similar when I was working a call center. We had to log all our calls, and for common issues there was a database of generic answers that you could click on and it would autofill half the log for you.
If this is the first time you’ve noticed that your 9 year old’s handwriting is equivalent to that of a preschooler, you are probably not involved enough in their education.
I can’t get past that aspect of this. This must be a farce. On the other hand, a child being exposed to that type of crudeness without being guided on when it is and isn’t appropriate seems consistent with the child falling behind in class.
Handwriting is one thing. I'm a lefty and my handwriting has always been shit. Spelling and grammar is something they can learn. They need to READ actual books. It helps with everything
School doesn't begin nor end at the building. It's a good idea for parents to give a head start to on their kids education. I would rather my child get in trouble for being bored because the content is easy.
Yeah the way OP thinks it's all funny is kind of sad. Current young generations need more hands on learning and parenting. Instead of all this unfiltered access to the internet. Future generations are fucked.
I cannot imagine how my mom would’ve reacted if me or my brother did something like this! And she really wasn’t that strict of a parent or super conservative. have some fucking standards for your kids ffs. I would be mortified if I had a child and they handed this in 🤦🏻♀️
I always assume these kind of posts are faked by adults with nothing better to do aside from deliberately write hackneyed printing, claim it's their child's, and get a load of useless Reddit upvotes.
How old is your boy? I think penmanship will improve slightly with age, if they continue to write. It’s hard with the digital interfaces that we have now. Just my thoughts.
"Listen here, boy. You're going to sit here and write deez nuts jokes over and over, and you're not allowed to leave the table until your writing improves."
If you're pissed off that his handwriting is so bad, then you haven't really been paying attention have you? Why are you pissed at him for something nobody taught him? (Including yourself)
Do parents not practice stuff like this with their kids?? My mom had me tracing letters at home until i could write properly so i could get a passing score. If my parents saw i was behind anywhere they sat down with me and had me work on it, they wouldnt just throw me to a school and hope that these stranger teachers can mold me into a genius
His poor handwriting is because nobody sits with him after school working on it. at least twice a week sit down for an hour and work on basics, make it fun make it together time, but spend the time.
As a parent, should you be taking some responsibility for your child’s handwriting? To rely solely on teachers to educate you child is bound to bring disappointment and dissatisfaction for parents.
Thank you everyone for all the upvotes and comments. We've enjoyed reading them tonight and talking back and forth with many of you. Dom is off to bed, he's riding high on his evening of internet fame. He thanks you all for your kind words, recommendations, and other comments. We were able to teach him a bit about trolling tonight and how some people just feel the need to be negative, so yes thank you as well for that.
Hopefully you as the parent, will take this opportunity to work on lil man's hand writing and grammar. Less YouTube trash and more reading as well as accountability from his parents.
Literally just have the boy read a bit daily, 10-15 minites, same with writing. My grandmother was an English teacher, despite being deaf, I speak rather well. My writing has always left something to be desired but, considering I dropped out of school at 17 and got a GED…school isn’t for everyone. Although I do believe we all benefit from further education, not everyone can learn in a standardized format.
Pretty good punctuation but spelling is bad and random capital letters. All in all, not bad for a 9 year old but you should look into some early intervention in English tutoring. Doesn't seem to do well with long vowel sounds. Still likely overcoming covid learning.
Shutting down in-person instruction for two years has had a staggering impact on early childhood education. It was a decision that needed to be made due to the pandemic. But unfortunately our schools weren't prepared, and are essentially playing catch-up to this day.
As someone whos had bad handwriting my entire life and was blamed for it up until 8th grade please look at your kids hands and see if they shake at all, it makes it a hell of a lot more difficult to write than youd think
I'll never understand why kids aren't taught to write properly in schools. I had good handwriting hammered into me (Indian education system) and it has actually served me well professionally.
Don't even bother sending that one to college, academics clearly aren't his strong suit. Give him a microphone and tell him to do stand up comedy. He'll probably be great at it.
What’s really crazy is he’s doing an MBA.
His handwriting has "future doctor" written all over it
Well, I’m not surprised then.
I am currently taking master's level business classes as part of my statistics master's and yeah...finding an antonym for dragon is harder than anything we've done so far
Working towards his doctorate no doubt.
How old is Dom? Just curious. I have a 7 y.o.
He's 36
He's 9. Plays a lot of video games and listens to things probably above his pay grade on podcasts.
Am I the only one who originally read the last line as “sincerely.com”? I thought that was pretty funny then I realized the kid’s name is Dom
Bro I think you misunderstood. His joke was so good the teacher made all the other students go outside while he got to eat Reese’s.
"Get out! You can't even watch him!"
Poor Reese. RIP
It wasn't even at recess time the teacher just made them leave because the joke was so good
I say it’s worth doing more often when he gets Reese’s out of the deal!
Absolutely disgusting... who writes "dez nuts" it is very clearly "deez nuts". What is our school system teaching these kids?
No shit! Worried about the handwriting when the spelling’s just as bad?
Hooked on deez phonics amiright?
But al the uther speling mistaks are ok, write?
I knew a guy called Dez once. Very proud of his nuts; his genitals in general actually. I feel that Dez would have enjoyed that his nuts were as renowned as they are with middle-schoolers.
*Deez kids
Unless you’re a big fan of camping lanterns, in which case you join the Dietz Nuts club
Didn't Dez Nuts play for Dallas back a few years ago?
"I more pissed" The apple doesn't fall far from the tree I see. /s
.... Got me.
Came here for this. LOL! That bit made me laugh out loud.
First thing I thought as well
No need for the /s.
By all accounts my handwriting was great for a kid starting out. Unfortunately my teacher hated that i was a bit slower than my classmates. This is the same teacher that took me into the hall and shook me so violently that my head hurt really bad afterward. Tiny me was terrified of her. I sped up alright. She kept rushing me until I could write fast but my penmanship suffered. To this day my handwriting isn’t what I’d like it to be. I’m not saying my crappy handwriting is all her fault but I do wonder what it would have been like if I’d had a teacher who wasn’t physically abusing us.
If your child’s handwriting is bad enough it’s difficult to read, see if you can get your kid occupational therapy services at school. There can be an underlying issue such as poor hand, arm, or even shoulder strength that affect it. Sometimes it’s also the inability to focus (like with ADHD).
How the fuck your kid know "draggin' these nuts" but doesn't know how to spell "face" yet loool
Right? And apparently still has, but cannot spell, recess as well
Because OP made it up and wrote it himself. Shhh...
YouTube. That's how.
Because no matter how much OP tried to convince himself otherwise, his kid is actually kinda dumb for his age.
The kid's apparently 9. So he's just stupid and spends more time online than learning...
Just so blatantly fake
It can happen to anyone. I wrote a paper in college on Oedipus Rex. The working title was “Oedipus: The Original Motherfucker.” Turned it in without changing the title.
I feel like a lot of professors would let you go on that. I mean the students are all adults and it’s pretty funny.
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Writing essays was always an exercise in restraint for me. The title was one of the few places I got a bit of joy.
Bo burnham says something similar in words words words
I did something like that in high school. My teacher was going through her edits and just checked it and said "and this sentence needs fixed".
Classic bo burnham joke
Similar but different.
“Dragon dez nuts across your face” 😂
Btw, have you heard about Joe? He had a disease called ligma
fa$e
"Can anyone say a sentence using the word dragon?"
Shakespearian
I would have had a hard time being upset with him the joke was to funny
Points for using a homonym for word play though. This sentence legit made me laugh and that's why. You just know he picked dragon as a word to play the long game.
That's not even a complete sentence.
fase
That's a pretty good one, ngl
The kids are alright.
"Imagine Dragon deez nuts..."
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Improve handwriting by improving fine motor skills - scissors, needle and thread, beads, arts and crafts, musical instruments, etc
I mean my handwriting (or spelling, geesh) wasn't that bad at 9, but my teacher at the time had me re-write homework (2x, 3x) until it passed his muster sometimes. He was... very traditionalist on that point.
Got any tips for a mom whose kid is 11 and still writes like this because he insists the paper feels bad on his skin and hates arts and crafts with a passion?
I think practicing actually writing and actively trying to improve will improve his writing skills more than with motor skills because when i was kid i had terrible handwriting but my motor skills were very good, i was not even trying to write in good handwriting but as soon as i recognised this issue my handwriting improved drastically
Have you seen what the handwriting of surgeons? Don't think that holds water.
Alternatively, I suture people with excellent dexterity but also have illegible penmanship.
That does not help, as a kid I had very good fine motor skills but I couldnt (still cant) write eligibly, and I habe no idea why.
This doesn't work.
Any help for a 76 year old that hated writing all her life and has hand like leafs in the wind these days?
Or by, you know, writing.
I hope this is real.
100% real. We discussed his handwriting spelling and knowing who is going to see it.
I for one am just happy to know deez nuts is still alive and well among the youth of today.
I think you can rest easy knowing most of reddit will be making Dragon Deez Nuts jokes all day tomorrow at work.
Dez nuts
It's Phyllis White's favorite joke
Most of reddit doesn't talk to anyone else at work. If they even have a job to begin with.
Kids going places. Not college, but places.
Straight to Ligma
Straight to SCOTUS
Is this the first time you've seen your son's handwriting? You have to help them develop this skill at home.
Can’t believe this comment is so far down. Why is a note from school bringing your kid’s handwriting to your attention? Do you not help them with homework
If you’re mad then maybe you should sit down with him to practice hand writing.
I think I'm going to get him one of those disappearing ink hand writing books.
Not reeses man😔
NoReesesForOom
I more pissed off
Get him checked for dysgraphia I have it. It sort of like dyslexia but it make you handwriting terrible and you misspell a lot of words
Does it have anything to do with writing backwards. He starts at the bottom of his letters instead of the top.
Are you not, like, involved enough in your son's life to already know what his handwriting looks like?
Is no one going to point out he used dragon as a verb and not a noun?
Finally! My wife pointed out the same thing. Had to scroll way too far to see this.
There's that. I was also going to ask if we're ignoring the "lizard is a synonym for dragon" bit.
Well of course he did. That's the joke.
I’m sorry but as a teacher I find this hilarious.
I hope his teacher does too
Also a teacher…..The content IS funny but, after years of trying to decipher this crap and the lame comments by others, it brings back a lot of aggravation.
I was mid 20's and did something similar when I was working a call center. We had to log all our calls, and for common issues there was a database of generic answers that you could click on and it would autofill half the log for you.
Hey good on your friend for trying to erase your submission even if it was the reason they noticed it.
If this is the first time you’ve noticed that your 9 year old’s handwriting is equivalent to that of a preschooler, you are probably not involved enough in their education.
The real question is why doesn't the parent recognize the children's handwriting until now?
That’s cute how your handwriting slips back into adult mode for big sections of that.
The funny part is his kid is in college
How the hell is he old enough to understand that joke, but writes like this?
I can’t get past that aspect of this. This must be a farce. On the other hand, a child being exposed to that type of crudeness without being guided on when it is and isn’t appropriate seems consistent with the child falling behind in class.
Be sure it’s made up for the internet.
Fake as shit.
It’s your fault. Stop expecting teachers to raise your children.
I more pissed off that your grammar is still this bad
Well of course he got in trouble, he used it as a verb
They should have never stopped teaching cursive.
Kid looks like he can barely print, cursive is going to be way above his head
Not to mention his spelling.
Plot twist: kid is in medical school
Be pissed at yourself!
Handwriting is one thing. I'm a lefty and my handwriting has always been shit. Spelling and grammar is something they can learn. They need to READ actual books. It helps with everything
Clearly you parent your kids using the tik tok method.
School doesn't begin nor end at the building. It's a good idea for parents to give a head start to on their kids education. I would rather my child get in trouble for being bored because the content is easy.
One of my grade 5 kids scored in tennis last week. Told the kid he beat to "suck my dick you gay bitch"
Bad parent bragging about it ok
at least he's understanding accountability and consequence, that's a W for him!
That is not funny. You need to take action for your kid, there is clearly something wrong here. You need to correct it.
trashy
Yeah the way OP thinks it's all funny is kind of sad. Current young generations need more hands on learning and parenting. Instead of all this unfiltered access to the internet. Future generations are fucked.
I cannot imagine how my mom would’ve reacted if me or my brother did something like this! And she really wasn’t that strict of a parent or super conservative. have some fucking standards for your kids ffs. I would be mortified if I had a child and they handed this in 🤦🏻♀️
I always assume these kind of posts are faked by adults with nothing better to do aside from deliberately write hackneyed printing, claim it's their child's, and get a load of useless Reddit upvotes.
that is too high level of a deez nuts to have been thought up by someone with spelling that bad
Fake
How old is your boy? I think penmanship will improve slightly with age, if they continue to write. It’s hard with the digital interfaces that we have now. Just my thoughts.
He's 9. He writes better if he slows down and writes smaller.
Time to sit him down with a pen and paper, he's only going to get better by practicing.
"Listen here, boy. You're going to sit here and write deez nuts jokes over and over, and you're not allowed to leave the table until your writing improves."
Fake
If you're pissed off that his handwriting is so bad, then you haven't really been paying attention have you? Why are you pissed at him for something nobody taught him? (Including yourself)
Is he 5? Then it's ok. Any older than that and he may be.. stupid.
Had you never seen his handwriting before?
then help him learn to write better.
Obviously fake.
idiots still fall for these fake ass kid notes? seriously?
Look at it this way, he’s in a good position to become a doctor.
I mean at least the kid got to stay in for Reese’s.
well, it's good your son has the deez nuts jokes down.... at least he'll have a home on reddit.
He cannot spell for shit, everything is wrong
Do parents not practice stuff like this with their kids?? My mom had me tracing letters at home until i could write properly so i could get a passing score. If my parents saw i was behind anywhere they sat down with me and had me work on it, they wouldnt just throw me to a school and hope that these stranger teachers can mold me into a genius
Pissed? As his parent you should be embarrassed by your lack of parenting. His education shouldn't end the moment he leaves the school.
His poor handwriting is because nobody sits with him after school working on it. at least twice a week sit down for an hour and work on basics, make it fun make it together time, but spend the time.
I would probably have told my son, "If you're going to say something stupid, at least be smart enough not to get caught. Do better."
As a parent, should you be taking some responsibility for your child’s handwriting? To rely solely on teachers to educate you child is bound to bring disappointment and dissatisfaction for parents.
Thank you everyone for all the upvotes and comments. We've enjoyed reading them tonight and talking back and forth with many of you. Dom is off to bed, he's riding high on his evening of internet fame. He thanks you all for your kind words, recommendations, and other comments. We were able to teach him a bit about trolling tonight and how some people just feel the need to be negative, so yes thank you as well for that.
Maybe you can have him practice his handwriting at home. Don’t blame anyone if you can help
Hopefully you as the parent, will take this opportunity to work on lil man's hand writing and grammar. Less YouTube trash and more reading as well as accountability from his parents.
You could sit with him 20 minutes after dinner and practice. Help him. Put your phone down though.
More writing tasks would just make things perfect though like this would help him a lot.
LOL! Knucklehead!
Should this be on
Give em a break his only 2 yrs old
Glad teacher supported his comedic ambitions by rewarding his quality work with Reese’s
It’s always the Dominics.
His son is 27
Literally just have the boy read a bit daily, 10-15 minites, same with writing. My grandmother was an English teacher, despite being deaf, I speak rather well. My writing has always left something to be desired but, considering I dropped out of school at 17 and got a GED…school isn’t for everyone. Although I do believe we all benefit from further education, not everyone can learn in a standardized format.
This kid has an older brother or he is part of the reason YouTube comments are so fucked up
He's 17.
You're one to talk, Mr. "I more pissed off"
Pretty good punctuation but spelling is bad and random capital letters. All in all, not bad for a 9 year old but you should look into some early intervention in English tutoring. Doesn't seem to do well with long vowel sounds. Still likely overcoming covid learning.
You guys are too much in the comments xD
Shutting down in-person instruction for two years has had a staggering impact on early childhood education. It was a decision that needed to be made due to the pandemic. But unfortunately our schools weren't prepared, and are essentially playing catch-up to this day.
I would stay in for Reese’s every day.
As someone whos had bad handwriting my entire life and was blamed for it up until 8th grade please look at your kids hands and see if they shake at all, it makes it a hell of a lot more difficult to write than youd think
Have you had him tested for dysgraphia?
I'll never understand why kids aren't taught to write properly in schools. I had good handwriting hammered into me (Indian education system) and it has actually served me well professionally.
I mean I don't know about anyone else but staying in for Reese's doesn't sound all that bad to me
How much time have you dedicated to practice writing with him? Or concealing his jokes so they are not obvious to teacher for that matter?
Don't even bother sending that one to college, academics clearly aren't his strong suit. Give him a microphone and tell him to do stand up comedy. He'll probably be great at it.
I can clearly see he’s gonna be a good doctor
This kid is gonna be a politician one day.
I love that millienials and gen z have kids that say deez nutz now. Feels good man.
At least he used the proper 'your', it feels like the majority of reddit cannot do this, take that for what its worth!
You're worried about his handwriting? With spelling like that, he should've failed preschool.
How often do you practise writing at home?
Y’all I don’t think I could be a parent because I’d be laughing my ass off at the joke and get mad that my kid got in trouble for being hilarious 😩
If this is real, your son is a legend and has a bright future ahead. Handwriting will improve but that kind of wit is timeless!
We will watch his career with great interest
Jeez. What's with the teacher?
FreeDom
Fake as fuck. Kid can’t spell or write to save his life but is using parenthesis and quotation marks
“Dragon deez nuts across your face” LMAO way to go Dom
For his particular usage, it's a verb! Hilarious! (I was a teacher for 20 years and I think his sentence is very funny.)
He got held in for Reeses, that sounds pretty good in my book…
Ngl, little dudes dragon joke made me chuckle. Can’t be mad about that
It's okay son. You gottem. wipes away a proud tear
🤣😂😭 LMMFAO..."Dragon dez nuts across your fase"!!!! (Gasping for air, grabbing my stomach because I'm laughing so hard)...OMG!!! Hahahahahaha 🤣
I laughed at his joke.
Your son is a poet, a responsible poet, the rarest of them all.
Honestly I'm not shocked that people's kids have worse handwriting because of access to technology.
Dez nuts
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Bullshit
Thats pretty clever for a 7 year old