Me as a 6 year old wondering why he use the Chimney since we have always flames in our fireplace at night, it's better to sneak in through the balcony door.
Reminds me of the time my Dad and I set up his phone so we could catch some footage of Santa. We looked at the video the next morning and little me was amazed. I still can’t figure out how my Dad managed to make that video, and I don’t really wanna find out because that moment was special to me :)
My mom told me after we had our chimney sealed up (it was an older house) that he would pinch his nose and wave his hand and appear in front of the tree
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magic
"Hey strange you know what better than magic? Math"
Me as a 6 year old wondering why he use the Chimney since we have always flames in our fireplace at night, it's better to sneak in through the balcony door.
He deflates and slides under the front door
Like terminator liquid metal man.
/) He's hiding under your bed.
Lockpicking increased
Reminds me of the time my Dad and I set up his phone so we could catch some footage of Santa. We looked at the video the next morning and little me was amazed. I still can’t figure out how my Dad managed to make that video, and I don’t really wanna find out because that moment was special to me :)
warp pipes
He crawls up through the toilet, duh. Reverse shawshank style
“Got bad news for you kids”
He digs thru the ground
He's got that special lock-picking tool that LPL and Bosnian Bill built together.
Quantum tunneling, ya dipshit. Smh my head, kids these days /s
Have you ever watched "IT"?
Crowbar
Ain’t no chimneys in the projects
Breaking & Entering, he breaks the law, makes a sandwich and leaves off brand presents under your tree
He's a demolition expert. He used to plow your mum though.
You see the grown-ups call it "breaking and entering"
I was told he had a key that worked on every house in the world just in case there was no chimney
My mom told me after we had our chimney sealed up (it was an older house) that he would pinch his nose and wave his hand and appear in front of the tree