Something’s not right, i feel it

Call the sex defenders

I did. They sent me an empty picture frame without a back, that said to hold in front of my face for best results.

Now this is sex avengers level threat!

I am an unregistered virginity defender at your service.

aka The Reddit Guard. Able to repel all sexual advances with their personalities alone.

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"Of course I know him. He's me."

Y'know I saw a statistic that said there's a sex offender every half-mile, so I went to the local park to see if I could confront one of them

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And the caller ID says the call is coming from in the house!

I’m about to offend a sex offender

I don't want to be offended please

Hot Sex offenders in your area

Oh it's just me I forgot

"I'm not in danger, Skyler, I AM the danger"

Only gets a bit weird when you going for an evening walk in the woods amd see this

Plot twist: the sex offender has Alzheimer's.

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"Of course I know him, he's me."

but you live alone

Time to grab the old baseball bat and do a little trolling

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

He's already inside of you!

Could mean two things:

That's just your neighbor Pete

Oh no now he has no friends to hangout at playground

who is sex and how did you offend him

2 sex offenders in the same room? No way

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