In an alternate universe

It’s true. Very hard to “count” to zero. Therefore: countless.

He is too smart to be left alive!

Ah shit, you got me

You can fuck them, you just need to not nut, easy trick is to tie the foreskin

Do zip ties or duct tape work better?

A recipe for blue balls

circumsiced people: I see this as an absolute win!

You guys get girls ?

I read this as “you guys met girls?” 😭😭😭

Heavy is the crown

Not the Redditors women deserve, but the ones they need

Damn!! Why did u Remind me this! (To many no's to type to too many moms out there😔)

Just don't cum

"Like that's ever gonna happen."

Girls?

As if I’m not disappointing them year round

Im sure your mom can get through this 💪

Ah, a proper plot twist befitting to Reddit

Wait you guys have girls to say no ?

Can’t count imaginary numbers :(

Well my imagination will be really sad

What girls?

GIRLS!!?? Naah its always just been me and the boys

What girls

What girls? You just posted a meme to reddit

I did that shit last year and I'm never doing it again, that was fucking awful

Youre on reddit we know ppl on hear don't get bitches

How's that different than the rest of the year?

honestly imo NNN only counts for jerking off. Sex is something different

Which episode?

NNN is a tool used to trick fools into decreasing their testosterone production for a month. I have no time for such foolishness.

Sir this is reddit

But what about the hot MILFs on my local area?! WHAT ABOUT THEM?!?!

Oh yes, very true... Hopefully my flock of girls will be waiting for me in December.

please bro, post things relevant to redditors. in what world would a redditor have this issue?

cap

I thought people who were in relationships got a free pass from NNN. That said, NNN is mostly a Reddit thing, so it doesn't matter.

In my head yes

Can't disappoint if nobody expects anything from you.

I already disappoint countless girls by refusing to date anyone. >:)