What specific culture are we referencing here? I’m imagining a 15 year old Russian gopnik in a fake Adidas tracksuit with a cheap bottle of vodka. These are the kind of people who comment on pornos
I don't know what type of porn you watch but usually the comments in the porn I watch are hilarious and usually people asking for advice on minecraft, school projects and stuff
I dunno man, the funniest shit I've seen people say have been pornhub comments. The one I remember the most was on a video where the dude wouldn't shut the fuck up saying dumb shit and someone commented "This guy talks to much. Like, calm the fuck down there, Shaggy. I get the new monster of the day's giving you head, but use 2% of your power to shut the fuck up." And directly above that comment was "Remember. Porn is temporary, but speed is permanent." It's safe to say I didn't nut that night. I have so many screenshots of the best shit from pornhub comments I've read when scrolling down.
I’ve been saying this for years. The people who comment memes or something funny is fine, but the actual weirdos that leave comments on videos are the sickest fucking people on the planet. I can only imagine it’s some fat neckbeard typing those
There was this one video with one dude and 3 girls, 2 were white and one was black. And after the guy fucked the white girls they said "thank you master". So I brought into question the consistency and lack of equal treatment for all races.
I have seen some of the wisest minds humanity can conjure in those comments. The brightest light can only be seen in the darkest night as Master Oogway says.
Often there will be comments asking for the performer's name(s). That can then help others find more material of said performers. Those people are heros.
This thread has made me see the light. I will have to start commenting "I'M SO GLAD I CAN COME HERE AND SEE MY SISTER AGAIN. I REALLY MISS HER SINCE SHE DIED!"
I was doing some investigative journalism for Harvard Business Review, and found that the comments on hentai are actually pretty wholesome. Like they denounce underage, incest, rape, and other messed up stuff.
The only comments on a porn video should be the name of the actress or the scene name/production. Otherwise, nobody gives a shit. Please shut the fuck up about how you came, or how horny you are (girls/guys), or how you want this done to you (grifter girls).
You kidding? Pornhub's comment sections are a hell of a lot better than YouTube's. Besides, that girl did look for stage direction at 3:23. She was bored as hell.
Ohh if she was here I'd worship her unlike the guy in the video. I'd have my cock down her throat and be felling on her titties ohhh yeah and because I'm a generous lover I'd be rubbing her clit, too ohhhhhhhhhh
Obviously, not a man of culture
Have you seen the stuff men comment on porn videos and posts? Absolutely barbaric.
HAVING A PORN ADDICTION DOESN'T MAKE YOU A MAN OF CULTURE, IT JUST MAKES YOU A PORN ADDICT
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What specific culture are we referencing here? I’m imagining a 15 year old Russian gopnik in a fake Adidas tracksuit with a cheap bottle of vodka. These are the kind of people who comment on pornos
Can I be a woman of culture if I comment on porn?
Porn commenters are the best comedians on earth hands down
Outside of PH, funny comments are so rare
Not on reddit, they're just absolutely Neanderthals
1 hand down
Yeah but the problem is that you also have some people who do role-play on there and it's the most embarrassing shit ever.
Is no one going to comment how Christian Bale has been photoshopped into Pheonix Wright?
I was looking for a comment like this lol
Objection!
Why is that even a thing?
Aah, naruhodo!
I like it ahahaha
I love it and I'd watch it.
This is the reason for my upvote.
Maybe it's not photoshopped at all but Christian Bale is secretly a cosplayer.
Pheonix?
Is it that or Kazuya from Tekken?
Exactly. Well, unless you comment, “hey, that’s my sister!”
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Shit, I thought that was your daughter
Step sister
“I thought it was my mom but it was just my sister! Damn it she tricked me again!”
I don't know what type of porn you watch but usually the comments in the porn I watch are hilarious and usually people asking for advice on minecraft, school projects and stuff
It’s a mix of that, spam and “omg so gorgeous!”
I too love biblically inspired Clown porn.
People who comment on porn vids are always either the best comedian on earth or the world's horniest and kinkiest person. No in-between.
Extremely true. They also always have a profile pic of their wee-wee
Mr Phoenix Wright hasn't been the same since having been framed by Kristoph Gavin.
Playing Apollo Justice for the first time and finished the first case. At least that case changed him
Let alone getting in arguments and shit. Like there's reddit threads then there's porn site threads and that's the scum of the human race
Wanna know how to get some real interesting comment fights? Go to any random loli hentai and read the comments to see the absolute brawl go wild
It's like they accidentally turn on speech to text and talk with themselves while fappin
"Who is she?"
THAT'S MY WIFE!!!
The only acceptable comment, because it saved me from having to ask.
"i know her, she's my neighbor!"
How else am I supposed to do my homework?
Show me your Bobs
Show Bob and vagene or I kill myself then you
( . )( . )
There used to be this hilarious single topic blog dedicated to
"wuld pound. yes." lmao
There’s always one hero at the bottom who comments “name?” And then another hero who pulls through with the info.
OBJECTION!
2 yutes
Source?
Some people can’t finish without writing out their thoughts
philosophers be like
Patrick Bateman Ace Attorney?
man fears his fake internet name might get a bad reputation and look foolish
Patrick Wright
You'll get the best advice in the world in the comments section of porn because of post nut clarity
i filled out my onlyfans profile. i think i may be sick.
Almost as bad as filling out your LinkedIn profile.
I dunno man, the funniest shit I've seen people say have been pornhub comments. The one I remember the most was on a video where the dude wouldn't shut the fuck up saying dumb shit and someone commented "This guy talks to much. Like, calm the fuck down there, Shaggy. I get the new monster of the day's giving you head, but use 2% of your power to shut the fuck up." And directly above that comment was "Remember. Porn is temporary, but speed is permanent." It's safe to say I didn't nut that night. I have so many screenshots of the best shit from pornhub comments I've read when scrolling down.
Hell they even argue in the comments
I am going to check every reddit comment history here just because of this post.
Porn is funny
Brother in christ what kind of porn do u watch??
The sheer absurdity of the human condition is a constant source of humor, especially during mating acts.
Trojan vibrating twister ?
You gotta give em feedback. No, don't gawk gawk slurp. It's gwak slurp slurp gawk slurp.
Bro theres some dank stuff over there
American Phoenix: Ace Acquisitions
Why is his hair like that lmao
Idk wym sad dudes with post nut clarity always have good wisdom to share
I think it's worse when they comment porn on normal posts
Still better than Youtube comments.
It's like this, outside of emotions. Sex is bland, very vanilla to some degree.
I’ve been saying this for years. The people who comment memes or something funny is fine, but the actual weirdos that leave comments on videos are the sickest fucking people on the planet. I can only imagine it’s some fat neckbeard typing those
Same coomers that comment on reddit
Nice tits love! Loved the way that geezer absolutely annihilated your pussy. Here's my home address, let me have a go
Thank you Phoenix Wright very cool
I only do so if I think of something funny.
Live action Phoenix Wright when?
There is already one
I don't comment on porn because when I see the title like "perfect pair of boobs", I have the urge to nitpick and comment "Are they though?"
There’s comments ?
"Mmm I wish that was me🥰🤩"
Those are the funniest comments.
This meme admits we all read that shit. Glass houses….
So fucking hot
How about guy's "horny" complementary comments of girls photos, on dudes profiles. Which one is worse?
Never had a casual chat online with someone who shares your kinks? It's pretty interesting.
I’m the guy that comments the name on the girl you’ve been scrolling 25 pages for on pornhub
I only comment on porn if I'm making fun of it.
There was this one video with one dude and 3 girls, 2 were white and one was black. And after the guy fucked the white girls they said "thank you master". So I brought into question the consistency and lack of equal treatment for all races.
It's one of the least toxic comment sections you will find though
Phoenix wright in the image 💀💀💀
Good fap 11/10 would fap again
Wait, whats wrong with commenting on porn? Like... Thats one of the reasons to make porn, wanting people's feedback...
Horny beyond saving
Porn comments are the most civil comment section
Ok when did Phoenix Wright come into real life
Definitely
Phoenix wright?
I have seen some of the wisest minds humanity can conjure in those comments. The brightest light can only be seen in the darkest night as Master Oogway says.
Porn comments are funny as shit
Except for the people who comment "name?". Those people are American heroes.
Ikr
He looks angy... i wonder if that attorney badge is made if cardboard...
Defo not me
So what if I put the all weapons cheats from turkey 2 on a few videos. I'm not a bad person
how do you make a cake in minecraft
Sometimes it can be funny sometimes it's just weird
But, what’s wrong with asking for homework questions?
The only thing one can say is 'thats hot' why comment at all?
Some of them are funny tho
OBJECTION!
Our ambitions are lost on the plebian masses
Couldn’t be me
"Phoenix and I get our hair done at the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut."
I do not have the mental consistency to write comments before OR after porn wtf are those people going through
Nice bobs I wish to see them
Lol hey man don't knock it till you try it
I dunno where you watch your porn cause most of the comments I’ve seen are always hilarious and classy af.
You've never ventured out of town.
It's the best comment section, but also some of the worst comments ever.
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Funny or extremely, unbelievably, horney. (A friend told me this by the way I would never watch porn)
Often there will be comments asking for the performer's name(s). That can then help others find more material of said performers. Those people are heros.
Uh oh
It's OK when the comment is funny
Porn comments superimposed onto stock photos is a pretty fun time
How else would I talk to my mom
Not commenting on porn: 🤢
Look, I actually appreciate the girls and guys that go out there and request a name.
My comments on porn is battery percentage better spent than my comment here. Yet here I am jerking into a metaphorical t-shirt of dankness.
Clearly made by someone who doesn’t read the comments in some porn. There’s some gold in there!
This thread has made me see the light. I will have to start commenting "I'M SO GLAD I CAN COME HERE AND SEE MY SISTER AGAIN. I REALLY MISS HER SINCE SHE DIED!"
I was doing some investigative journalism for Harvard Business Review, and found that the comments on hentai are actually pretty wholesome. Like they denounce underage, incest, rape, and other messed up stuff.
"Made an account just to comment...☺️"
Loneliness probably. Too socially awkward to get with someone or even hire a sex worker lol.
I kind of want to make a joke account that'll just comment on NSFW posts with reasonable or legitimate responses.
Why is he Pheonix Wright Ace Attorney?
It's so bad, like holy shit these people are down bad
I’m the type of guy to sometimes and other times I
After you nut gotta do something with your free time. Already there, might as well see what everyone’s up to.
i learnt how to make choc chip cookies from some comment on a pornhub video definitely not all psychos cuz that shit was better than sex
I’m sorry, what?
I'm the guy that comments dadjokes and memes
"Joker I think you have a porn addiction."
Couldn't be me. Don't even have an account
Industrial society
There's a famous PH comment that reads "Does anyone know how to do tangent lines?"
Um, yeah what's with those kinds of people... Wait a minute, I've not seen you at the meetings! You're no psycho!
where meme
When I leave a comment, I leave tasteful and respectful comments like I leave
Hey, some of those commenters help me with my math homework
The only comments on a porn video should be the name of the actress or the scene name/production. Otherwise, nobody gives a shit. Please shut the fuck up about how you came, or how horny you are (girls/guys), or how you want this done to you (grifter girls).
i mean, sometimes you wanna know the name of the actress. not me, mind you, you
You comment on porn.
As a lonely person, they are probably just desperate to interact with another human, no matter the who/how/where of it.
bricklicker26
Porn comments are GOLD.
You kidding? Pornhub's comment sections are a hell of a lot better than YouTube's. Besides, that girl did look for stage direction at 3:23. She was bored as hell.
sometimes i just really gotta get something off my chest
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
My brother-in-law tells me there’s a whole bunch of people who watch porn videos and then post comments on the decor of the room.
Ohh if she was here I'd worship her unlike the guy in the video. I'd have my cock down her throat and be felling on her titties ohhh yeah and because I'm a generous lover I'd be rubbing her clit, too ohhhhhhhhhh
Nah son, I don’t want to give them an email.
Porn comment sections are the kindest comment sections ive ever found.
OBJECTION!!!!
You haven't seen something until you see the Rule34 comment section.
Gotta do some flex in the porn
It's always something that's kinda broken, too, which is fun.
Why did they use a phoenix wright shopped version of Bale for this?
I’m going to jack off to every post you’ve ever commented on
What’s her name? Why you hating
Where is this picture from?
Hey we like to leave our appreciation, that don’t make us psychos.