No candy for you

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

I gave the children little painted stones wrapped in candy wrappers.

you’re going to hell

Lucy: I got a full-sized Snickers!

U deserved to get captured by those ghost hands

Me: takes the bowl

Checkmate

I'm sorry to see Halloween dieing

Because their parents live in a world of fear and distrust

Hell I still did this in the 2000s and 2010s. Trick or treating was the shit. It's part of why Halloween is still my favorite holiday.

Welp I guess I know what I’m doing this Halloween

and then there's me, coating brussel sprouts in chocolate.

Satan: Well, I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

What if I use my concealed carry M32 rotary grenade launcher to blow these children away with the amount of stuff they get?

Why, so, many, commas,?

Because that’s correct punctuation, lol

I did the candy bowl the last couple years because I got tired of adults and teenagers being assholes when I opened the door.

Happy cake day!

You can say "trick" and perform the old trick of closing the door immidiently.

On this note I have a question: I want to take my kids out but I also want to hand out candy, do I leave it with the neighbor or do I throw it at children as we walk by?

ah yes, they definitely left an empty bowl

my 5th-grade teacher did this. she knew what had to be done

Thank you. I was going to hand out tooth brushes or ketchup packs from McDonald's but the empty bowl idea is so much better.

Setup a camera to watch the madness from your couch

I thought that was my original idea.

This Halloween I plan on activating the moment where it happens

Ferb I know What we are gonna do this halloween

I will one million percent be that person

OMG that's genius, trying that this year

Free bowl.🤷‍♂️

this is so ass