Honestly, this kid took his shot and that was a pretty creative attempt. An obviously going to fail attempt but man, that kid thought he had that shit. Following up with "Should I say no?" That kid is a risk taker.
I'm disappointed, the only time I hear fifth element references to my name is online. Alternatively , I share a name with the thirsty person in this post.
She says she is going to cut off her boob if you don't do it and she is crying now and my mom is yelling and she thinks it's my fault. Please my father is threatening to leave our family and the only way to stop this is to show my sister your boob. Even just 1 my sister said it will get her through the night. I am giving the phone to my mom now she will confirm this is all real.
I've seen one of these where he Was like "this is his mum he got hit by a car and I don't think he's gonna make it. his last wish is to know if you like him." something like that.
Are we not going to comment on the fact that he and his sister casually talk about his sister's boobs? Obviously the main cringe is the attempt at nudes but the pseudo-incestuous angle adds a layer of cringe.
Had a hs ex boyfriend pull this shit on me once. He found me playing a shooter online and recognized my voice, so rather than saying hi he pretended to be his sister and was talking to me about 'boy troubles ' and how much her bro was struggling and if I wanted to say hi...
Hey so my sister has been uncomfortable with the size of her breasts recently, and Ik this is really weird (I told her that too Imao) but she was wondering if you could send her a picture of them maybe just cuz she thinks you have nice breasts and wants to compare. Again Ik this is weird but she knew I had you added on snap. You can send them whenever I'm just gonna give her the phone now and she will give it back to me after you send them to her. She really appreciates it and says thanks in advance
She should have said “sure give me your sisters snap and I’ll send her a pic later when you’re not with her”. I would love to see that guy try to make an excuse of why he HAS to be there for the pic.
Credit where it's due: he was being a real gentleman by telling her there's no hurry, just send me pictures of your milky tits whenever you get around to it.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t try. Unfortunately, in Corbin’s case, he misses 100% of the shots he does try, and then gets hit in the face with the basketball.
Reminds me of the one that he said that his sister wanted to get her nipples pierced but that she complained that all the pictures that she found online were photoshopped/not real, so if the girl would send a pic of her pierced breasts he would pass the phone to his sister to let her see
I love how Corbin just glides over how weird it is that he is talking with his sister about her boobs and being willing to help her feel better about her massive tits.
Hey so my sister has been uncomfortable with the size of her breasts recently, and ik this is really weird (I told her that too lmao) but she was wondering if you could send her a picture of them maybe just cuz she thinks you have nice breasts and wants to compare. Again ik this is weird but she knew I had you added on snap. You can send them whenever I’m just gonna give her the phone now and she will give it back to me after you send them to her. She really appreciates it and says thanks in advance
“Thanks in advance”. LOL Corbin thought he had this locked up.
TIA. I'll circle back later
Honestly, this kid took his shot and that was a pretty creative attempt. An obviously going to fail attempt but man, that kid thought he had that shit. Following up with "Should I say no?" That kid is a risk taker.
Corbin, Corbin my man…
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Dude has my name and it's making me mad.
Exactly how i would expect a "Corbin" to act lmao
“should I tell her no?”
I love 5th element
The creativity is strong in this one.
I'm disappointed, the only time I hear fifth element references to my name is online. Alternatively , I share a name with the thirsty person in this post.
Corbin is another level of down bad
Trying to keep you in the dj business.
But I thought Corbin gave the phone to his sister? How does he know how she replied? Corbin, you have some explaining to do.
Tangled in his own web of lies.
hey, its me Corbin's sister. still waiting on the pics...
he should have responded "corbin told me there'd be titties"
Classic Corbin...
This is like the one time you can blame a guy for trying
i'm gonna be honest, i don't even think he had a sister to begin with :(
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Come on Corbin!
I am sure there is a reasonable explanation for the mixup
Lol in his mind it probably played out wayyy better.
The post nut clarity is going to be brutal.
Yes cause all us chicks randomly send topless pics to each other to compare....lord I want to punch Corbin in the face.
Today, Corbin learned that this angle doesn't work.
I’m sure our boy Corbin still has a lot more to learn as well.
It’s true. All of it.
Lmao I can't tell if this is staged or just really pathetic
12 year olds with smart phones.
His name sells the story
"My sister is insecure about her boobs, make her feel better about them by showing her yours, which are surely perfect."
Corbin thought he had something here.
He did.. he really did.
Damn thats really awkward for his sister to make him ask that
Exactly, I would suggest visiting a doctor for issues. My man here was just a bit misguided
Should I tell her no?
She says she is going to cut off her boob if you don't do it and she is crying now and my mom is yelling and she thinks it's my fault. Please my father is threatening to leave our family and the only way to stop this is to show my sister your boob. Even just 1 my sister said it will get her through the night. I am giving the phone to my mom now she will confirm this is all real.
Third times a charm!
LMAO JK!!... ^unless
Sooooooo, should I give her back the phone? Orrrrrrr......
Hi this is my sister. Should I give the phone back to Corbin?
Hahahhaha in his head this was a perfect plan lmfao
I've seen one of these where he Was like "this is his mum he got hit by a car and I don't think he's gonna make it. his last wish is to know if you like him." something like that.
Are we not going to comment on the fact that he and his sister casually talk about his sister's boobs? Obviously the main cringe is the attempt at nudes but the pseudo-incestuous angle adds a layer of cringe.
I really dont think talking to family members about boobs is that bad
Mans playing 4d checkers.
Large testes
but small brain
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Same! I rarely see my…er, our name anywhere.
Hi Corbin
Oldest trick in the book
Oldest trick in the boob
Had a hs ex boyfriend pull this shit on me once. He found me playing a shooter online and recognized my voice, so rather than saying hi he pretended to be his sister and was talking to me about 'boy troubles ' and how much her bro was struggling and if I wanted to say hi...
Legend says his sister is still holding the phone
Reddit gold makes it so you can't look in a mirror?
U-block origin. Even works on phones.
Should I tell her no, idk but that made me laugh way to hard
Yeah this is definitely hilarious.
Yeah Corbin
Corbin you old dog.
There was an attempt
Can I have the copypasta?
Yes.
Jfc he may as well have just said he’s a prince from Nigeria
There was a plan
Hey so my sister has been uncomfortable with the size of her breasts recently, and Ik this is really weird (I told her that too Imao) but she was wondering if you could send her a picture of them maybe just cuz she thinks you have nice breasts and wants to compare. Again Ik this is weird but she knew I had you added on snap. You can send them whenever I'm just gonna give her the phone now and she will give it back to me after you send them to her. She really appreciates it and says thanks in advance
That shit only works on senior citizens.
Leave my grandma alone!
I got my flippy floppies
Word? Bet.
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This is absolutely hilarious yet pathetic. And for some strange reason, I think Corbin is actually fuckin awesome for this.
He probably thought this was the best idea anyone had ever come up with.
Down bad
She should have said “sure give me your sisters snap and I’ll send her a pic later when you’re not with her”. I would love to see that guy try to make an excuse of why he HAS to be there for the pic.
How did this not work?
Man is down bad fr fr 💀😭
corbin has balls for that one jesus christ💀💀
should I tell her no? lmao
Corbin thinks he’s sick...
This can't be cringe. It's just a hilarious attempt at seeing boobs at 12. I'm sure we've all formulated this plan at the local electrical box 😂
Plot twist: Corbin is 28
It's definitely cringe. Also what is "the local electrical box" and why would you be formulating plans to see tits at it?
Wonder how many more tricks he's got up his sleeve...
Can only hope his DNA is not passed on 🧬 👎
I’ll bet he doesn’t even have a sister.
the amount of times I've seen people attempt this exact same thing on here is ridiculous. Who the hell thinks that shit works?
Imma try this on tinder and see what happens
Really thought that was gonna work.
Did you send them? My sister has the same problem.
This gets posted on Reddit at least once a week.
Lmao “so that’s a no..?”
Asking for a sister.
Gotta respect the attempt though
All weirdos are called Corbin
Gotta give him respect for trying
Credit where it's due: he was being a real gentleman by telling her there's no hurry, just send me pictures of your milky tits whenever you get around to it.
munchmealdeal
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
Kinda related, my fortune cookie gave me that as a fortune the other night.
• Micheal Scott
The absolute balls on Corbin
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take -Corbin
lmao this is just the horny version of the classic "hey it's me your brother."
"What are you doing step bro!?"
I guess “send nudes” was too much for him
Shooters shoot
Corbin? Yeah that guy fucks.
Not cringe. Alpha.
A: no such thing as alphas.
I see what you did there corbin
A- for creativity and attempting. This man's horniness has really made him a creative.
I'm hoping CORBIN is a girl 😂.
Shoot your shot
This is not cringe, this is big brain
A for effort, I applaud his shot from downtown.
ITT: people who can't tell this dude is just being a funny smart ass.
Even if it was, "it's just a joke bro" does not hold up in the court of public opinion.
Wth?
High school is weird now
Wow. That’s a new low Corbin.
Corbin is my brothers name. I hope this isn’t him.
Imagine if Corbin was actually telling the truth
Plot twist: he was serious
Outdated my boy, you’re 10 years too late.
Well at least it can't get any worse, my man corbin has his the bottom of down bad.
Wondered what he got up to after leading the Labour party
Gum...it’s a pretty nice drone
Jesus, Corbin!
Corbin gets +1 for creativity and -1 for critical thinking
If this is what Jeremy spends all his time doing it's no wonder Labour's a mess.
Nice try mate
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t try. Unfortunately, in Corbin’s case, he misses 100% of the shots he does try, and then gets hit in the face with the basketball.
therewasanattempt
Smooth like gravel
I'm gonna smash my head right through my desk
"You...you want to disappoint my sister? Why would you do that?"
Dallas Mool-tee-paaaass
This is the pierced nipples one no?
I respect the creativity, but nah...
A classic
you know, he had a good plan
I mean honestly though, it takes very little effort and all it takes is one pair of tits to make that minimal effort worth it.
That person really thought he was fooling her
madlads
what a lack of sisterhood to not help a fellow girl in need
Who names their kid Corbin?
The kind of people who raise a dumbass
Cursed help
Should he?😳
This became 1000% funnier after imagining it was Baron Corbin asking
He could just say "send nudes" like all the other idiots
What a good brother
It was a nice try at least
At least he put more effort than ‘send nudes’. And he really thought those efforts would work 💀
Down atrocious
Honestly, this gets a solid A for effort
Gotta ask, does Corbin know any Nigerian princes?
I hate that I share a name with this person. Granted, mine is spelled different, but bruh 😭
Reminds me of the one that he said that his sister wanted to get her nipples pierced but that she complained that all the pictures that she found online were photoshopped/not real, so if the girl would send a pic of her pierced breasts he would pass the phone to his sister to let her see
Fake shit.
I mean, points for creativity?
Yes Corbin, you should tell her no.
I physically cringed. Very nice
God damn, Corbin
What is sad though, is that this dipshit probably got a few women to actually do that. Fucking asshole
Don't be sad. Here's a
Corbin is much tighter with his sister than I would be.
Should've sent over a picture of chicken breasts.
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”
Corbin, Corbin ma man
Remember that musical number in Nightmare Before Christmas where Lock, Stock, and Barrel debated ways they could lure and kidnap Santa Claus?
Fucking Corbin
Shooter’s gonna shoot!
I love how Corbin just glides over how weird it is that he is talking with his sister about her boobs and being willing to help her feel better about her massive tits.
Hey so my sister has been uncomfortable with the size of her breasts recently, and ik this is really weird (I told her that too lmao) but she was wondering if you could send her a picture of them maybe just cuz she thinks you have nice breasts and wants to compare. Again ik this is weird but she knew I had you added on snap. You can send them whenever I’m just gonna give her the phone now and she will give it back to me after you send them to her. She really appreciates it and says thanks in advance
wish i could have bond like this with my siblings
Corbin,....you need a lesson in discreetness WITH successful attempts
You know what, he shot his shot. He missed horribly, but he tried.
There was an attempt, but he didn’t really plan ahead, did he?
OMG I GOT THIS FROM A GUY ON TINDER LIKE 3 YEARS AGO
My man be smooth.