They all look like they have sticks rammed up their asses. The photo looks to be 1990s, maybe newer, but their stuffy, stern expressions look like portraits from the 1890s.
Ben, the two of us need look no moreeee... We both found what we were looking forrr... With a friend to call my own... I'll never be alone... And you my friend will see, you’ve got a friend in me -MJ
Ah! Yes! Lil' Stuart inspiration!
I came here to say just this!^
“Traditional Anglo-Saxon lower-middle class with aspirations Christmas portrait, with Mouse.”
You don’t get that lad’s coif with aspirations my friends. These are petit-bourgeois wasps
Legitimately thought that was Jared Kushner.
Same, maybe even his father.
Oh I legitimately thought the pocket mouse was Jared Kushner
I thought the same.
Wormtail, is that you?
That storyline creeped me out so much. Oh, just a grown man masquerading as a young boy's pet. *shudder *
Came here to see if this reference was made. Thank you for not disappointing!
"WE agree? Who, you and the mouse in your pocket?"
Is this not from a Wes Anderson production?
I have a feeling this bunch is great fun.
They all look like they have sticks rammed up their asses. The photo looks to be 1990s, maybe newer, but their stuffy, stern expressions look like portraits from the 1890s.
Dude with the bunny looks like someone famous, but I can't put my finger on it
Looks like that wesley guy from harry potter
It's the author MT Anderson
Young Bill Gates
I kinda saw James Spader too or Andrew Mc?Carthy? is there an Andrew McCarthy?
My immediate thought was a Kushner, either Jared or his father.
Is it real or a fuzzy patch?
It's real:
We? What do you mean we? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?
Ben, the two of us need look no moreeee... We both found what we were looking forrr... With a friend to call my own... I'll never be alone... And you my friend will see, you’ve got a friend in me -MJ
Truth, though? Never fuck with a dude with a rat named Ben.
Cheesers
Awww, it's Boo! Our favorite giant miniature space hamster. Remember, "Every hamster has its day!"
Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, the only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm!
Oh my god, this is amazing lol
Based on everyone else's faces, I think this idea was mom's, and literally everyone else hates this. Lol. Mom always wins.
Minsc in his younger days
James Spader??
A Munchie draws near! Command?
Hampter
That's what you get for taking chocolate from strange women with square toed shoes...
Stuart Little Netflix adaptation
Honestly I thought this was my husband. It isn’t. But he loved it and now wants to find his fellow gerbil-loving soulmate. #nohomo
The adult male looks like John List who killed his entire family.
Ron Weasley?
Willard?
Socrates?
Stuart Little
Did he work at Xerox PARC?
Thought this was
Is that a mouse in your pocket or are you just hung like an elevator button?
Bartholomew!
“Could you fetch me a bit of lettuce dear boy?”
A Mouse In The House?
emergency food
Snowball is part of the family!
i love this more than my own family
Stuart lil vibes
Pocket snack
Stuart Little?
Awee so cute!
Review Brah!
It’s yankee John, that pocket rat
I wouldn't recognize Tom Greene in this picture if it weren't for the mouse in the pocket.
Looks like one of the guys in the meme shaking hands through their zippers.
Who brings a mouse to a funeral? Totally inappropriate.
this looks like exactly the type of guy to have a mouse in his breast pocket
He came with the suit
My is that a mouse in your pocket or you just glad you see me?
Say cheese.
And in that little mouse's pocket?
THIS LIL FLOOF IS SO CUTE YOU WILL EXPLODE!
Algernon in his better years
Damn, that is brilliant timing!
we? you got a mouse in your pocket?
Hampter
Chip and Potato?
Straight up thought that was a handkerchief.
I'm convinced some people have daemons.
🥺
Willard, is that you?
When was your brother turned into a mouse by the witches?
Mr. Jingles; is that you?
Cheesers came back 😎
He’s at Hogwarts. He’s at Hogwarts.
Pretty sure that’s the dude who ratted out the Potters to Voldemort.
Little snack
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The least strange thing about that picture is the rabbit or whatever in that guy's pocket.
He's saving it for later.
Ron's family.
snack for later
Pocket snack
Snack On The Go!
Midnight snack!