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Bunch of people distantly related to my husband died due to tainted well water. That was back in the 30’s, but still. A mom and 3 or 4 kids, all gone. Hearing that story really put me off the idea of well water.
You basically bore a deep hole using a drill rig, and once they hit ground water they shove a long pipe into the hole and seal the outside of the pipe. Then you insert a hose with a pump (some are submerged at the bottom of the well and others outside of the well), and the pump pumps out the water. The well automatically recharges with new water from the surrounding aquifer.
My gran had bad well water with high iron , came out the tap smelling vile she ended up having to get a new well drilled which was $$$. I can only imagine how awful that smells.
Missed out on a great title. Could've been "well water that, well, sucks" I'm doubting that my punctuation is right but I wanted to put something that makes a pause.
More like unwell water
it's literally the well that sucks
BA DUM TSS!
Well that’s not good
This is the funniest joke so far, lmao
You son of a bitch…
I see what you did there.
Ah yes the unwell water
Unwell well
angryupvote
@OP, willy Wonka memes aside what causes this?
Large amounts of Iron in their well water
It’s iron leachate from acidic mine runoff.
Its sludge. The well pump is sucking up mud and minerals not just water.
Yikes - at first I thought this was one of those chocolate fountains
No Augustus! Save some room for later!
Stay with me, and you'll see - a world of pure contamination...
I thought it was chocolate and under
On the upside you wouldn't have to wonder if you're getting enough iron in your diet it you lived here.
Well at least its not the septic tank.
It's coming straight from the chocolate river in Charlie and the chocolate factory.
Probably this one
I bet that smells....awesome...
Can confirm it smells like old eggs.
Must’ve been tough to get the job as Willy Wonka’s plumber
Cool blood faucet
Is that the new Dethklok album?
Well…. That sucks.
substakenliterally
beatmetoit
Best post ever.
You done struck oil
“Somebody’s poisoned the water hole!”
There’s a snake in my boot!
Cistern needs tendin to
You'll uh need to send that to the lab (plz I need employment)
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“It’s polluted!” …. “It’s chocolate!”
Looks like blood to me...We're going to need a young priest and an old priest.
“The power of Christ compels you!”
I just saw a well that had dead snakes in the pipe yesterday, starting to think screw well water
Bunch of people distantly related to my husband died due to tainted well water. That was back in the 30’s, but still. A mom and 3 or 4 kids, all gone. Hearing that story really put me off the idea of well water.
This is what the water looks like on a lot of indigenous reservations here in Canada.
And here in the States.
How do you get water from a well? I've just never experienced this
You basically bore a deep hole using a drill rig, and once they hit ground water they shove a long pipe into the hole and seal the outside of the pipe. Then you insert a hose with a pump (some are submerged at the bottom of the well and others outside of the well), and the pump pumps out the water. The well automatically recharges with new water from the surrounding aquifer.
Pretty sure this is fracking
Cursed chocolate fountain
Flint water is getting out of hand
Come with me
Is that all mud? Or mixed with iron from the rusty pipe?
Filter, done :)
This is actually iron bacteria… you need many different stages of filters.
Ive showered in filtered well water that smelled like straight sulfur. They don't catch everything.
Willy Wonka joke here.
Got excited for a chocolate fountain... then i read the title
Got excited for a chocolate fountain... then i read the title
Did you know that 95% of your water is 100% toxins?!
Transylvania?
Whoa, which deity did they piss off?
Demonic invasion immanent
Good old rural water sources.
It’s blood of they’re enemy, I see this as an absolute win
Dantes Peak anywhere around this?
DON'T DRINK FROM THE CHOCOLATE RIVER!!! IT MUST BE KEPT STERILE!!!
Don’t call a plumber call a priest
Well well well… how’d it get fixed? simply swapping back the faucet onto the water supply instead of the dhiarea-well?
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Who can take a rainbow, sprinkle it with dew?
forbidden chocolate
I read this in Homer's voice then I pictured him put faucet in his mouth lol.
We can all relate to the 30mins after eating Taco Bell, right?
Looks like me on my period good job
Fracking?
Willy Wonka's chocolate source...
Forbidden chocolate
Literally a well that sucks
I want to paint Redrum with that.
“Water”
The customer was Augustus Gloop.
Chocolate
That's some Amityville shit right there.
At least you found the ghost room
Redrum…redrum!
Recently had an earthquake? This happened to ours after a 7.3 in anchorage
I seen this in a horror movie once I just can't think of the name of IT🤡 right now....😵
Their well tapped into Wanka's chocolate river.
forbiddensnacks
Wow. A true Well That Sucks.
*hell water
Is this normal?
Yep absolutely fine. Take a drink
“Well first thing you know ole Jeb’s a millionaire…….”
That looks nasty
A very literal post, a well that sucks...
WELL, that sucks.
The forbidden choccy milk
cursed chocolate
Choccy milk fountain
That fracking sucks.
charlie’s workaround inheritance should be nextdoor, tell the trucks to leave a slip saying wrong slag pipe
The forbidden chocolate milk
What the frack is that?
Is their last name Wonka?
Free chocolate milk
Well, that's not water.
He’s got chocolate milk straight from the tap
Is this Amanda Hurd’s sink?
Mmmm, chocolate!
Your customer is Willy Wonka?
R/wellsthatsuck
Willy Wonka has entered the chat
Cursed choccy milk
Is the customer Willie Wonka???
What's worse. This or the water that can be lit on fire?
Hmmmmm... chocolate water.
Oompa Loompas start singing and dancing
The first thing I think of is that song from Willy Wonka, Pure Imagination .
Wonka: "The jackpot, my dear sir! The grand and glorious jackpot!"
So much time! So little to do!
Don't let any little German kids near this sink.
Sumpthings wrong here
Must be expensive pumping Worcestershire sauce through the pipes like that
Agustus Gloop spawns in
Construction? Burst downpipe?
It's just a chocolate fountain, wish i was that lucky
2 taps 1 well
Holy fuck what even is in that
Augustus, no! My chocolate must never be touched by human hands!!!
Choccy milk
Instant coffee, straight from the tap
can I dip my strawberry in it?
forbiddensnacks
Did they ignore Moses' pleas to free the Israelites?
Thatwellsucks
Heh
Well, well, well, how the turns have tabled
Shut her down Clancy! She’ a pumping mud!
I see Moses stopped by...
Didn’t know nestle made water
Forbidden chocolate milk
"Come with me, and you'll be, in a wooooorld of pure imagination"
The chocolate must never be touched by human hands!
Well, well, well. What have we here?
Pretty sure Augustus Gloop is going to shoot out of that faucet.
They look so much like chocolate
You have some mud in your water
Augustus Noooooo!
♪ Come with me and you'll be in wooooorld of sedimentation ♪
Honestly thought that was melted chocolate for something like cake
It's industrial waste, that. You've ruined your watershed, Wonka. It's polluted.
forbidden melted chocolate
Another accident at the Hershey plant, by the look of it.
In a world of pure imagination…
Augustus Gloop is about to pop out
Looks like Willy Wonka's Forbidden Chocolate River.
My gran had bad well water with high iron , came out the tap smelling vile she ended up having to get a new well drilled which was $$$. I can only imagine how awful that smells.
Iron?
Cursed Chocolate Fountain
Willy Wonka chocolate fountain
Forbidden chocolate
Forbidden Chocolate
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Okay...we'll allow it.
Chocolate
Willy Wonka...
Damn looks like they updated the factory in Willy wonka
I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE.
Holy sh*t
Turns out someone taint.. someone tapped the tainted water supply
Ehh, just put some dirt on it
Willy Wonka moment
Sorry, is it the plague next, or locusts?
If you want to view paradise...
Subreddit title checks out. This is a well that sucks
It's just...minerals. and stuff.
Liquified rust
Does your customer employ the entire global population of Oompa Loompas?
so thats where the excess chocolate milk went from willy wonkas river
https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA
Forbidden chocolate?
forbidden hot chocolate
Hersheys
It looks like Agustus Gloop is about to fall in
I shall get me some of that churros
Is your customer Willy Wonka?
savevideo
Missed out on a great title. Could've been "well water that, well, sucks" I'm doubting that my punctuation is right but I wanted to put something that makes a pause.
Forbidden chocolate
wellthatblows
Forbidden hot chocolate
Well that sucks
forbiddensnacks
Forbidden Mocha ☕️
Looks like they used gas pipe for water