For more detail, that’s supposed to look like a Boll Weevil, which was a pest that ate cotton before it could be harvested. In Enterprise, Alabama, they celebrate the weevil as it forced them to diversify into different industries and kept the town from financial ruin when cotton became not enough to run a town off of. I’ve been to Enterprise but unfortunate wasn’t able to see Weevil McDonald.
Obviously a blessing in disguise for the town, but I still get a chuckle whenever I heard about Enterprise and its bizarre celebration of an insectoid pest.
I lived near a city in Alabama called Enterprise that had a Boll Weevil statue in the middle of it. The town I lived in, Dothan, had statues like this, except they were peanuts. They were made by a local artisan and you could buy them from the local Hall of Commerce and they would promote you on their "peanut tour".
He looks like those clunky cheap looking weird 4 eyed versions of the old McDonald's toys in the adult happy meal boxes. I didn't find the online pics the slightest bit appealing, but other people can go right ahead and buy them at those crazy high marked up resale prices if they like them.
As others have said, this is a Boll Weevil Ronald McDonald, so probably a Christmas parade in Enterprise, AL. Could be another weevil-positive community, but my guess is Enterprise.
For more detail, that’s supposed to look like a Boll Weevil, which was a pest that ate cotton before it could be harvested. In Enterprise, Alabama, they celebrate the weevil as it forced them to diversify into different industries and kept the town from financial ruin when cotton became not enough to run a town off of. I’ve been to Enterprise but unfortunate wasn’t able to see Weevil McDonald.
It’s
Obviously a blessing in disguise for the town, but I still get a chuckle whenever I heard about Enterprise and its bizarre celebration of an insectoid pest.
Thank you for this info. Im here wondering why tf Ronald has so many arms and a dick for a nose? The whole Weevil thing makes sense.
Ronlad MgDorgle
And Mario doing security incognito
Arnold MacFrugal
Something something boll weevil
Aww yiss it’s
I lived near a city in Alabama called Enterprise that had a Boll Weevil statue in the middle of it. The town I lived in, Dothan, had statues like this, except they were peanuts. They were made by a local artisan and you could buy them from the local Hall of Commerce and they would promote you on their "peanut tour".
yes! exactly this
Forget Ronald, looks like Luigi ate Mario there in the front!
Is anyone else more intrigued by that security guard and his stache?
Itsa me! Hairio!
Wario is the traffic guard who smuggles all the blue shells
Looks like normal American security guard, yes? I can tell because I am also normal American citizen.
Super Mario
Super Mario
Mmm... not really.
Of you zoom in on his face he looks like the boogeyman
Brought to you, by Meat Canyon lol
RONALD MCWEEVEL
He looks like those clunky cheap looking weird 4 eyed versions of the old McDonald's toys in the adult happy meal boxes. I didn't find the online pics the slightest bit appealing, but other people can go right ahead and buy them at those crazy high marked up resale prices if they like them.
Ardoln McCthullu
100% thought this post was about the guy in green
The Mario Brother?
Why is Malcolm McDowell on that float with it?
Hey and Super Mario is the security officer!
Mario is running security I see
It’s a-me, secur-ity!
Nalds McDoo
Ronald McDildo!
I want to know about the guy in the brown coat on the float looking like he's having a religious transference moment with the abomination.
[удалено]
Oddly terrifying adrien mcBrody
McDowell’s
What’s the function of that dong shnoz?
That's Ronald McWeevil in Enterprise Alabama. He had made his rounds in Reddit before.
Is that Stavros Halkias on that McDonalds float?
Was this in Dennison?
IT'S NOT DEFORMED HE'S A WEEVIL
i live in enterprise, where this monstrosity comes from, i didnt go to the parade, but i can tell you that statues been through some shit
i live here as well! i love the weevil but he is so cursed!
something in his "Happy Meal"
That's Ronald's older brother from his Dad's first marriage.
where are his droogies...?
Dick nose
Remold MacMlemlold
That man has a sick flavour saver.
My sister had a doll just like that. When she got older it had more responsibilities.
Kinda looks like a Cross between Ronald McDonald and watto from Star Wars
With Gabe Newell in Jesus, the third coming of half-life
Ah yes, old dickface McDonald back again!
Weird Elden Ring boss, but OK. I'd give it a go.
I always knew they were liars
McDonald's isn't free, he must feed.
They should call him Ronnie Deformed.
Were they trying to represent Lord Ganesh of Hindu mythology?? This seems a valid but very bad attempt. Context:-
I like it...
Ronald McAnklepants
It looks like it's trying to be worshiped by the puny mortals below it
Looks suspiciously like an AI-generated image...
Looks like vr chat lol
WHAT TIME IS IT?
weevil art project
As others have said, this is a Boll Weevil Ronald McDonald, so probably a Christmas parade in Enterprise, AL. Could be another weevil-positive community, but my guess is Enterprise.
Donald Mickronald
Did no one else notice that Ron Swanson is a freaking parade guide here?!
[удалено]
It's like a cheap AI artist app came up with it!
It’s a weevil
Ronal MacDonal
Lugigi? Maybe Wario?
Why is a plumber working security?
Is that Mike Lindell in the foreground?
Who knew McDonalds had hot dogs on the menu?
YOOO THE MCWEEVIL!! its only a couple hours away from my hometown we all love it
The evil weevil
Alien Ronald McDonald
That's Reginald Archibald McDaggard III. The result of royal inbreeding.
I spy ordinary sausage
That ain't Ronald thats Renald
This is the second time I’ve seen this statue……am I gonna be ok?
Rornold MacDunna