I’m in the ER with my grandmother who’s having chest pains & I’m waiting for her to come back from tests & this comment right here gave me the first moment of relief/happiness I’ve had all day. Just thought you should know this laugh went a long way 🥹♥️
Post history is suspicious. Not to mention, animals dont walk right up to you in hikes for having food on you. Especially dried food in containers (like nuts). When you hear about bears encountering campers and such its because you left food scraps in the open or you cooked. A can of peanuts sealed or beef jerkey sealed isnt going to bring a bear from miles away into your face.
It is 100% a lie story. Why would this lady go hiking with no plan to pump if she was producing that much milk. It would have been a terrible time for her.
I used to give shot of it to my ex husband when he would get a cold. He had a shitty immune system and I worked at an Urgent Care so I had all kinds of immunities.
There are two wolves in each person. One longs to suckle the sweet milk of the blessed titty. The other craves the dark powers of the cursed antibiotic. Something like that idk I'm not a doctor
I was gonna say "always has been" but then I remembered it was originally created to evade the politically oriented censorship of the original sub. We've come a long way down...
It is . Op claims to be a 19male but post history shows 45 days ago OP posted in confessions claiming to be a 18 female . Tf going on here , recent sex change or some shit ?
Attract animals really dude I've done long distance hiking and carried a weeks worth of food on my back and slept with it in my tent in an area of bears and mountain lions that's just ridiculous
Yeah its none sense. It defies common sense. Its not enough calories or sugar to make a bit of difference. Like eating your friends snot to spike blood sugar. Might work for a tiny newborn. But not a grown man. This sub is just worthless creative writing prompts.
Yeah breast milk story aside I don’t understand his reasoning for not bringing food. It’s a hike. You need food and snacks when you’re out on a hike especially if you have blood sugar issues. His reasoning makes no sense at all. What does he think people do when camping? Starve to death?
As a type 1 diabetic myself, OP is straight lying. There would not be enough carbohydrate in breast milk to correct hypoglycemia. Also, any T1 or someone with history of hypoglycemia would know to bring something. Anything. Literally, any bar or snack is sealed in packaging and airtight. OP is straight lying.
I absolutely refuse to believe this. I have SEVERAL family members with diabetes who would never even consider hiking without at least glucose tablets?!?! I’m calling BULLSHIT right now.
This is a ridiculous post. I was diagnosed with diabetes only three months ago and quickly learned how critical it is to carry both glucose and low carb/sugar protein bars. And what nursing mother has time to go hiking with a friend? I call BS.
There is an ancient Roman story of a daughter breastfeeding her imprisoned father who is sentenced death by starvation. There are even famous paintings about it.
This really seems like a fantasy. Especially since in your other posts you're a 19F. Having food doesnt make animals walk right up to you. Especially dried food in containers like nuts for example.
Ok but for future reference, you passing out is a MUCH bigger concern than animals. Bringing food on a hike is litterly 100% fine as long as you aren't staying the night.
As a currently lactating woman, I’m sorry but no. Bring a snack next time weirdo Edit: if this is real, your friend is a real one for that. But I’m doubtful
Even though this is a shitpost I still want to hear how the fictional conversation went down. “So, uh, I don’t have snacks but I think I can still help you…”
You'd never believe it, but the hormones produced by the body after childbirth help to keep the breastmilk in best conditions for the baby to consume. Now different babies have different preferences, so the left tit generally maintains a temperature of about 8 to 10 C, and the right tit actually keeps it at 65-70 C. Unless you're a lefty of course, then it's reverse.
I think the more time goes on you'll realize how lucky you were that your friend was a walking milk machine. No shame. Really fortunate and another person said, that milk is made for humans it's definitely okay to drink.
Your friend is an absolute Saint. I'm not sure what your relationship is like, but from my understanding breastfeeding can be painful, not to mention the awkwardness she may have felt. Consider doing something nice in return as a thank you
Bodybuilders drink this stuff and don’t get busted for roids. It’s quite possibly the best thing you could have had access to, and straight from the tap?
I don’t actually believe this happened. If you did indeed feed from her breast milk it wasn’t out of necessity. There’s not much in the way of carbohydrates in breast milk, especially for just a minute of time. Also there’s a process to let down and all that. We don’t just have milk available to whomever needs it. And as someone who is hypoglycemic and also lactating, I don’t believe for a second neither of you went hiking without a snack. Lactation makes a person very hungry. Hypoglycemia is dangerous.
Op, if you are prone to hypoglycemic episodes, perhaps you should get a tube of glucose tabs to keep on you. Any fast-acting sugar will do but those are convenient.
I won't even drive to the UPS store without some mints and baby Snickers in the bottom of my bag just in case. You went on a whole hike with not enough food and water? And had to breastfeed from a friend?
I drank my friend's it wasn't for any big reason we just didn't have any cow milk so i asked her if she had some for cereal. She did and it was alright. It tasted like the milk at the bottom of the cereal bowl milk.
I... wow... I'm not judging or anything but I do have a question or two. Mainly, if you know you're prone to passing out from having low blood sugar, diabetes?, then why the Hell aren't you carrying food???
Homelander?
He IS mommy’s special boy
I'm so glad I understand this
Omg 💀
I knew I would see this comment 😭
Yummers
Mother's Milk?
Marvin T. Milk
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
I think you're taking "TrueOffMyChest" a tiny bit too literally.
“Oh noooo, best friend, I am gonna pass out… oh nooo. Pls help.”
What do you mean? Sounds like they were breast friends
I’m in the ER with my grandmother who’s having chest pains & I’m waiting for her to come back from tests & this comment right here gave me the first moment of relief/happiness I’ve had all day. Just thought you should know this laugh went a long way 🥹♥️
Should be titled “TrueOffHerChest”
TrueOffHerChest for real this time
😭😭😭😭😭omg this is such an underrated comment! 🤣
I literally hyena cackled at that one
Breast comment I’ve seen tonight…
Yet it’s still probably a fake story.
One of the best comments I came across in recent time !! 😁😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this needs so many awards
OMG. You Win. Shut her down. Reddit is Over.
TrumooOffHerChest
Out of all the stories I've seen, this is definitely one of them.
Post history is suspicious. Not to mention, animals dont walk right up to you in hikes for having food on you. Especially dried food in containers (like nuts). When you hear about bears encountering campers and such its because you left food scraps in the open or you cooked. A can of peanuts sealed or beef jerkey sealed isnt going to bring a bear from miles away into your face.
Right, how does anyone read this and not just immediately think "lol that's not real"
Every so often, a comment comes along.
Truly one of the stories ever written.
It’s certainly the most recent, that’s for sure.
I call bullshit.
I generally give the benefit of the doubt but this just sounds like this guy's sexual fantasy.
The comments are making me cringe. So many are believing this 100%
It is 100% a lie story. Why would this lady go hiking with no plan to pump if she was producing that much milk. It would have been a terrible time for her.
No actual diabetic person is going hiking without a snack unless they’re suicidal
No it's clearly an irl hentai plot
I call breastmilk.
Is anything ever real in this sub or is it just weirdos with weird fantasy’s?
People just don’t understand why others lie like this so they think it must be true (because what’s to gain if there’s anonymity right?)
I think a good amount are true, this one no way.
Your friend is a real one for that because I would have just let you pass out I'm gonna be honest with you
Oh gosh… hate to admit this but same. Or hand expressed or something.
I don’t think it would have even come to mind 🤣 I would have tried to find something in the woods before popping out a boob
honestly i wouldnt have thought to breastfeed, and if i did, yeah idk if i'd do it. jeepers thats a good friend though.
She probably has a semi crush on him if this is even real. Less drama than a boyfriend, more romantic than a purely platonic friend
He would have most likely went into a coma if he is really this bad.
Left those candy bars in the car on purpose. 😂
Evil grin hehehe… All according to plan
It’s important that we don’t attract the animals, after all
Like straight from the source or from a baby bottle
Imagine walking around the corner to see what's going on, while eating a snickers....
she sat on a rock and i kneeled in front of her with her tit in my mouth 😳 like i said, never doing it again
I used to give shot of it to my ex husband when he would get a cold. He had a shitty immune system and I worked at an Urgent Care so I had all kinds of immunities.
The blessed titty
There are two wolves in each person. One longs to suckle the sweet milk of the blessed titty. The other craves the dark powers of the cursed antibiotic. Something like that idk I'm not a doctor
The cursed antibiotic
I am going to try to forget this exists
Does that work?
Her husband gunna mess you up
baby daddy split. ive been trying to support her through it
Ain’t no way
Welp. That's enough Reddit for today.
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How did it taste?
IMO it tastes like fruit loop milk
My breast milk reminded me of watered down cereal milk.
almost like almond milk, but sweeter
This more like a TrueOffHerChest, isn't it?
innit?
What in the Wattpad
Its meant for humans. Its ok to drink it.
unless youre lactose intolerant. it'll give you the poops
You’re prone to passing out due to low blood sugar and don’t have food on a hike
He left the food on purpose
suuuuuuuure... low blood sugar
When did this place become “Dear Penthouse”?
I was gonna say "always has been" but then I remembered it was originally created to evade the politically oriented censorship of the original sub. We've come a long way down...
This is BS. If you actually had a condition like this, you would have snacks on you regardless unless you were shit-stupid.
It is . Op claims to be a 19male but post history shows 45 days ago OP posted in confessions claiming to be a 18 female . Tf going on here , recent sex change or some shit ?
Or he playing 3D chess to suck on some friend titty
Well this definitely didn't happen but damn if it wasn't a funny fuckin read
The comments are the best part
Attract animals really dude I've done long distance hiking and carried a weeks worth of food on my back and slept with it in my tent in an area of bears and mountain lions that's just ridiculous
Sounds like an elaborate plan to drink your friend's breast milk.
I low-key don't believe this as the amount of calories you would have obtained would have been so few that you would have still passed out.
Yeah its none sense. It defies common sense. Its not enough calories or sugar to make a bit of difference. Like eating your friends snot to spike blood sugar. Might work for a tiny newborn. But not a grown man. This sub is just worthless creative writing prompts.
Yeah breast milk story aside I don’t understand his reasoning for not bringing food. It’s a hike. You need food and snacks when you’re out on a hike especially if you have blood sugar issues. His reasoning makes no sense at all. What does he think people do when camping? Starve to death?
Good points. Not like she would just have a letdown of milk mid hike with no plans of pumping.
Lol right, hiking with no food to not attract animals. Sure buddy. That’s definitely a thing hikers do.
As a type 1 diabetic myself, OP is straight lying. There would not be enough carbohydrate in breast milk to correct hypoglycemia. Also, any T1 or someone with history of hypoglycemia would know to bring something. Anything. Literally, any bar or snack is sealed in packaging and airtight. OP is straight lying.
Alright that's it for reddit today. See you tomorrow guys 🫡
Dear penthouse...
"and then I woke up"
Buddy was definitely stroking while he wrote this story.
I absolutely refuse to believe this. I have SEVERAL family members with diabetes who would never even consider hiking without at least glucose tablets?!?! I’m calling BULLSHIT right now.
That's very Grapes of Wrath of you both.
Okay that's enough internet for tonight... 😅
I'll have to try this maneuver out.
This is both fake and weird. Well done, OP.
If you get low blood sugar you pass out. I have a great idea. Go hiking in the wilderness with nothing to replenish your blood sugar levels.
If it's all true, he is the smart person
Yeah, no.
“Oh no, I’m dizzy. Looks like pulling out your titties is the only thing on earth that can save my life!”
This is a ridiculous post. I was diagnosed with diabetes only three months ago and quickly learned how critical it is to carry both glucose and low carb/sugar protein bars. And what nursing mother has time to go hiking with a friend? I call BS.
There is an ancient Roman story of a daughter breastfeeding her imprisoned father who is sentenced death by starvation. There are even famous paintings about it.
Yup I’d rather let pops go
There has to he a Sub for this...
I'm willing to bet there is a hentai of this.
Homelander wants to know your location
WHY IS NOBODY SAYING BREAST FRIEND
I burst out laughing sorry
You didn’t bring a snack? Or is that why you invited this friend?
Damn Reddit is horny tonight
"and that's what we are going to tell to your husband"
Sounds like you two became breastfriends.
You're in the breastfriend zone.
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I’ve breastfed two children and I think what you just said is incredibly weird. Why was your nephew asking for your milk? Dude that’s weird lol
I don’t think it’s wrong either. Plus he was desperate. It’s logical to do this.
9 days ago you were a 19F.....?
This really seems like a fantasy. Especially since in your other posts you're a 19F. Having food doesnt make animals walk right up to you. Especially dried food in containers like nuts for example.
Are you a diabetic?
Plot twist: he isn’t
Okay so was that a realistic solution? Like I don't k ow whether I should be thinking you're a sicko or a genius, lololol.
I’m calling BS on this little story, and it isn’t even a good one!
You’ve got a good friend there. Just don’t keep trying to get her to do it or that would be creepy.
This is straight out of a porno or a fanfic.
I just opened Reddit, man, come on
Damn. Empathetic and able to think on her feet... or rather, off her chest...
You guys are breast friends now.
What's worst than drinking hot milk? Drinking mildly warm milk. 😬
Lol you set that up. Don’t deny it
This could be a business. Milk on the Mountain llc
Giving Homelander vibes 😆
So this post belong on “trueoffherchest”
yep, i gotta say, this is definitely the story of all time
I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for $500
Well tits, that’s enough reddit today. Glad you are ok.
One of my girlfriends tried my breast milk just for fun, no biggy 😹💦💦💦
Hey, this happened in the final scene in The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck about the 1930's depression).
Do people really wwste their time making up stories. I will admit I am a bit gullible. But why would someone make stories up? What's the reward?
Ok but for future reference, you passing out is a MUCH bigger concern than animals. Bringing food on a hike is litterly 100% fine as long as you aren't staying the night.
Out of all the fake posts I’ve read, this is the one I wish was true.
As a currently lactating woman, I’m sorry but no. Bring a snack next time weirdo Edit: if this is real, your friend is a real one for that. But I’m doubtful
could you call them your breast friend now?
Doesn’t sound like a fetish fanfic at all
Diabetic goes on hike without any means of stabilising his sugars. I call BULLSHIT!
Living the dream of many men. Don't envy you the Diabetes though. Take better care next time, mate.
Even though this is a shitpost I still want to hear how the fictional conversation went down. “So, uh, I don’t have snacks but I think I can still help you…”
What a big boy out on your first hike
I’ve drank my own breast milk lol. That shit is liquid gold, body builders pay top dollar for it. I’m glad it helped you out in that moment.
bear gryls aint got shit on you homie. it's sweet aint it? father of two, tried it and can't say I enjoy it.
You should probs prepare a little more on the next hike. Or don’t, if you’re into that kinda thing
Bro took "trueoffmychest" personally💀
I'm guessing u planned this to get the titty u wierdo
This is an odd question but what was the temperature of it like? That’s something I’ve always wondered about breast milk
The same as body temperature
You'd never believe it, but the hormones produced by the body after childbirth help to keep the breastmilk in best conditions for the baby to consume. Now different babies have different preferences, so the left tit generally maintains a temperature of about 8 to 10 C, and the right tit actually keeps it at 65-70 C. Unless you're a lefty of course, then it's reverse.
You best shoot your shot with her homie!!
You sucked it out of her tit? Hell ya
Thats how i found out my ex gf was pregnant. Was sucking on her tits then suddenly i tasted something
Milk doesn't usually come in until after child birth maybe what you were tasting was the clear discharge that comes in before breast milk
I think the more time goes on you'll realize how lucky you were that your friend was a walking milk machine. No shame. Really fortunate and another person said, that milk is made for humans it's definitely okay to drink.
I have so many questions. So so so many questions
Sounds like it wasn't off your chest but off of hers...
This is hilarious. I have put my own breast milk in my coffee lol the real question is... did you drink from the tap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T17fFQLHkck
Ah... the old fake low blood sugar to get tits in your mouth....classic!!
At least breast milk is meant for humans unlike cow's milk.
Pics or it didn't happen
So how was the awkward car ride back home?
True off her chest tho
Your friend is an absolute Saint. I'm not sure what your relationship is like, but from my understanding breastfeeding can be painful, not to mention the awkwardness she may have felt. Consider doing something nice in return as a thank you
Bodybuilders drink this stuff and don’t get busted for roids. It’s quite possibly the best thing you could have had access to, and straight from the tap?
I think you took mommy milkers to a whole new level
I don’t actually believe this happened. If you did indeed feed from her breast milk it wasn’t out of necessity. There’s not much in the way of carbohydrates in breast milk, especially for just a minute of time. Also there’s a process to let down and all that. We don’t just have milk available to whomever needs it. And as someone who is hypoglycemic and also lactating, I don’t believe for a second neither of you went hiking without a snack. Lactation makes a person very hungry. Hypoglycemia is dangerous.
True TRUE off my chest: I didn’t really have low blood sugar 😏
Aww that’s so nice
Op, if you are prone to hypoglycemic episodes, perhaps you should get a tube of glucose tabs to keep on you. Any fast-acting sugar will do but those are convenient.
Ooooh right you had low blood sugar 😉😉 and was in desperate need of something to keep you from passing out 😉😉😉😉 I gotcha We all have been there😉😉
You took the true off my chest to true off my bestfriend's chest
I won't even drive to the UPS store without some mints and baby Snickers in the bottom of my bag just in case. You went on a whole hike with not enough food and water? And had to breastfeed from a friend?
If this is a real story then I think you guys had an amazing solution. And you got a titty too so that's an interesting friendship story now.
Ladies and gentlemen The award of the year goes to righttomychest Lol
How did your virgin girlfriend react to the news that you sucked on another woman's tit?
You mean your Breast Friend.
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New fanfiction trope unlocked
W
Lol, then they had sex while all the wild animals watched in amazement…
"Step-bestfriend breast feed me ! 😵"
True off her chest
Y’all it’s really not that weird.. y’all be sucking on titties all the time, but this one is a problem??? 😂😂😂 stfu
Time to close Reddit for a bit
You have just created an entirely new category of porn my friend
I drank my friend's it wasn't for any big reason we just didn't have any cow milk so i asked her if she had some for cereal. She did and it was alright. It tasted like the milk at the bottom of the cereal bowl milk.
as a type 1 diabetic,
Damn I've been slacking, I usually just bring my hiking breast milk in a canteen.
I... wow... I'm not judging or anything but I do have a question or two. Mainly, if you know you're prone to passing out from having low blood sugar, diabetes?, then why the Hell aren't you carrying food???