I knew this man looked like that firefighting astronaut who is the retired army general who will moonlight as a pizza delivery guy! I’ve seen a bunch of his documentaries. Impressive stuff.
At first I thought that you photoshopped some regular-sized dumbbells to look huge and honestly I prefer to keep thinking that because it is hilarious. All great photos.
I think they're all fine. I like seeing people in the gym because I too go to the gym. I don't rock climb, but I like active people so for me the weightlifting pic is cool.
Get rid of the two where you can only see the back of your head, replace them with a picture of you full on laughing and a picture of you with friends. Put the picture of you smiling up first and with friends towards the back
He could use some candids. A lot of these photos seem unnatural, as if they scream "I'm posing for this photo for dating sites purposes" rather than just doing something while somebody happens to be taking a picture.
3rd photo shows you in a friendlier light, more approachable and open! For myself and my femme friends, clothing hardly matters, it’s the face and the eyes that matter most - having an image or two with an approachable smile or a twinkle in one’s eye will go a lot further than gym pics.
Adding to this, if OP reads it, even though I am a guy: A picture showing an actual close up of his face would be a good idea. After all people might want to see what you look like more exactly.
I think the 3rd photo looks the worst out of all of them though (man still looks great). It's just that the 3rd photo looks like a pic where he doesn't know what to do with his hands, super awkward looking
Just cause he's single now doesn't mean he'd have a hard time finding a girlfriend/wife. Some girls are dumb as fuck and mess up their chances with a good guy for whatever reason. Any single women over 30 has met a solid guy and fucked it up somehow typically thinking there's something better out there for them.
Those are Farmer's walk handles and it's not as hard as it looks. The combined weight one can carry with those is often higher than one's max deadlift. (Still great feat from OP.)
Apparently I’m seeing things because I did not realize this was a disc golf photo until I read your post….I’m sitting here wondering WTH he has a photo of himself holding a knife 🤦♀️
I would say maybe use less photos personally. 5-6 is a good number in my opinion. They’re all great though because they show off your interests, how you can dress up and be professional, friends etc. they hit all the boxes imo
In my historically terrible opinion: You have too many “active” photos and need to show more diversity. The climbing photo and the lecture photo are good examples of ones to keep. Take out the one of you holding the barbell, backpack, and frisbee. Replace those with photos of you smiling big and authentically. This is probably most important. People wanna see you’re not always so serious, and that you can make them laugh, and that you’re happy.
I’d say all except the 3 with the jean shorts are good. And I think the gym pic is ok but unnecessary because you are obviously in good shape so people would assume you go to the gym. And I do think there is something to the whole “less is more” idea. Like just show a little bit of diversity in like 5 pics and leave them curious. I don’t think you need multiple pics of you just posing, action shots are better. But that’s just my opinion
I’m not gonna lie, and I mean this with the least hate possible, but there’s not a lot of personality here. Fitness pictures are not what women are looking for. Like I said, not trying to be a hater, just trying to be honest
Tbh I'd get rid of the weight lifting one. It's already clear you're fit, and your other pics do enough to show you like to work out. Maybe replace it with another image of yourself doing a more fun/social activity? Just a suggestion from a female, my friends and I tend to feel an eye-rolling reaction to men and their workout pics.
Don’t really like any but keep 3,6,8 & 9. 3 shows your face, the expression is calm and friendly, HATE the Jean shorts, pic would be 300% better if you crop the bottom, 6 shows you like fitness stuff so it’s fine, 4 is showing off, frisbee is just another picture of the back of your head and the climbing one is better. 8 is not great but it also shows your face and the pose is more natural than 1 and better than 2. Last pic is dark, kinda meh but it shows you have friends and can potentially be down for fun activities.
Thanks, my disc golf technique is certainly subpar. We play 2-3 times per wek, but I mostly join because it's one of the primary ways I get to see my brothers. They are obsessed by it, training in weekdays and playing a track most weekends.
The only ones I’d get rid of are bottom right, kind of blurry and showing yourself with other women without context might cause people to swipe left. Middle left, rock climbing pic and other pictures already show you’re in very good shape, the weight lifting pic might make you seem like a guy who only cares about the gym plus the stank face ain’t doing any favors. And then top middle lowkey looks like a LinkedIn profile picture or something, might just list your job/passions in bio and lose that one. Otherwise it looks great
Immediately read this guy as a douche, myself. It’s clear he cares about fitness, but the need to show off his arms/body in all of the photos makes him seem less personable. I’d prefer to see him laughing, playing with a dog, doing something silly, etc. Balance is key. It would make him seem more likable.
I think your best pic is number 3 because we can see your whole face, the rest aren't bad at all, shows what you do as far as work I presume, looking very handsome and professional and hobbies you like in the others but I'd maybe do 1 or 2 more of you not looking like you're posing sideways for a picture. More frontal view is my suggestion.
As a female answering the question, all the pictures are great but I would swipe left on the gym picture. I love the rock climbing and hiking one, top row photos very nice. Can definitely see you’re very physically fit, active and professional.
This is going to sound fucked up, but you look eerily similar to a skinhead gang leader I've met who would only respond to people who called him White Power. All you're missing is the tattoos.
Spoken as a straight man, I think all are good I would take the 3rd out though. All your photos give off a strong confident vibe, but your body language in the 3rd is more relaxed versus where 2nd, for example, is more powerful (shoulders back head high)
Great pictures and variety. If you’re not getting matches, it’s the bio. If you’re not getting dates, it’s your messaging. Good luck and leave some for the rest of us.
I like all of them tbh. People saying don’t do the pink or don’t do they gym but I think they give variety and show personality. Someone who thinks you’re a douche for 1 gym photo isn’t going to be a good match for you anyway. I really like that you’re showing different angles, different activities, different poses. If you do swap one I’d say you could use a close up of you smiling which is always a good staple to have.
Get rid of the picture where you are obviously bouldering in rental shoes and put that picture there to make yourself seem adventurous. It’s a v1 calm down
See, I think the middle picture in the pink shirt is the best, you have a great natural smile in that one and it doesn't seem as posed as the others. It's the kind of picture that makes me swipe right. The others are all good, too, for showing you're a multi-dimensional human, but that one, that one is the best imo.
1, 5, 8 and 9 aren't great in terms of seeing your face. 3 is a great photo to have as your main photo, the rest are good. Maybe a close up of your face not from the side so people have a better idea?
As a dude, I would say ditch the weight lifting pic, frisbee maybe even the climbing. They can tell you’re in shape, maybe add a picture of you out with friends. You can always add your interests in your bio.
You might want to add what you do for a living, like being a teacher, astronaut, fireman etc
Or doctor, retired soldier, plummer etc
I knew this man looked like that firefighting astronaut who is the retired army general who will moonlight as a pizza delivery guy! I’ve seen a bunch of his documentaries. Impressive stuff.
His a hitmam agent 47
Or the CEO of Amazon
He's a hitman. Agent 47.
This has gotta be the funniest roast ive heard in a long time. It's just so out-of-pocket but so right
This guy has sex…. No need for all that at least based on the pics
he should also add pics w/group activities/friends. looking like stock photos for male pattern baldness. those dudes are always alone
Or Johnny sins stuntman
Why does it matter what someone does for a living? Just curious
https://youtu.be/CXItyjSo-hQ
Another question: May I use any of these pictures?
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Ay? 🤨
Just stay away from the one with the jorts.
I thought it was Jonny sins meaning you good
It's actually a captcha: "select all pictures containing Johny Sins"
Johnny Jorts
I was thinking the same thing, did he just Johnny Sins meme his profile?
Agent 47 has joined Tinder.
This should TOTALLY be a mission story in Hitman 4.
Omg yes i was like who is he reminding me of , Hitman he looks exactly like Hitman from video game
Good pictures, Agent 47. Now find a match.
You make me laugh mate
Underrated comment
Let's be honest, he needs a big chicken costume.
omfg i snorted haha that was my initial thought as well xD
That's racist bro /s.
Do you want to attract women, men or both?
Did you see those barbells? Johnny sins here is pulling celestial bodies. Uranus is on a collision course. Or somebody’s anus….
I’m attracted. I need a disc golf buddy
My man can attract the moon if he wants.
why would you assume he's trying to attract men? I'm genuinely curious because seems like hundreds are agreeing with you. I didn't see that at all.
You look like this soldier / doctor / policeman I’ve seen on the internet.
Try sneaking in Johnny sins photo
At first I thought that you photoshopped some regular-sized dumbbells to look huge and honestly I prefer to keep thinking that because it is hilarious. All great photos.
I really like the one where he's playing Frisbee alone.
I think they're all fine. I like seeing people in the gym because I too go to the gym. I don't rock climb, but I like active people so for me the weightlifting pic is cool.
what are you waiting for? slide in his DMs
Get rid of the rock climbing one, you can see a couch in the background bruv, you look about 2 feet off the ground
Get rid of the two where you can only see the back of your head, replace them with a picture of you full on laughing and a picture of you with friends. Put the picture of you smiling up first and with friends towards the back
He could use some candids. A lot of these photos seem unnatural, as if they scream "I'm posing for this photo for dating sites purposes" rather than just doing something while somebody happens to be taking a picture.
No the bouldering one has to stay! Better sort out the ones that look a bit unnatural/ just posing for the photo
throw in some animals in your photos if you’ve got some too
I like the rock climbing picture but I agree with getting rid of the other back of the head photo
Definitely take out those two. We need to be able to see the face at least a bit
3rd photo shows you in a friendlier light, more approachable and open! For myself and my femme friends, clothing hardly matters, it’s the face and the eyes that matter most - having an image or two with an approachable smile or a twinkle in one’s eye will go a lot further than gym pics.
3rd photo for sure.
Adding to this, if OP reads it, even though I am a guy: A picture showing an actual close up of his face would be a good idea. After all people might want to see what you look like more exactly.
Yea, third one looks more natural and less posing
I think the 3rd photo looks the worst out of all of them though (man still looks great). It's just that the 3rd photo looks like a pic where he doesn't know what to do with his hands, super awkward looking
“Clothing hardly matters”
I agree with you except about the gym. I like to lift and go to the gym so I definitely used to look for guys doing similar activities.
Huh, as a man I would have considered ditching that picture, and considered 1,2, and 6 to be the best ones. Good to know!
If this guy is single we are doomed boys
I don’t see any dog or guitar photos, so there’s a chance.
His photos are for the male gaze. Not the female. That’s prob a bit to do with swipes
lmao online dating is so screwed for men, even this guy is struggling
Just cause he's single now doesn't mean he'd have a hard time finding a girlfriend/wife. Some girls are dumb as fuck and mess up their chances with a good guy for whatever reason. Any single women over 30 has met a solid guy and fucked it up somehow typically thinking there's something better out there for them.
I think you might get more responses on Grindr.
LMFAOOOO OMG 😂 but you’re not wrong.
3 pictures wearing Jean shorts is 3 too many.
He could be european, jorts are regular there
The man likes his Jorts leave him alone
Came here to say this. First picture I was like, “are those holes… or jorts?” Looked at all nine pictures; Dude definitely loves his jorts.
I have a feeling he is European, where jorts are very popular and worn by most men in their twenties.
They aren’t long enough to be jorts. Kevin Smith would be ashamed.
But Tim Tebow wears jorts
Jesus how do you pick up those barbells like that
He politely asked if they would sit on his face, but in Spanish.
Indeed That is super impressive
Looks like it's with his hands
Those are Farmer's walk handles and it's not as hard as it looks. The combined weight one can carry with those is often higher than one's max deadlift. (Still great feat from OP.)
Lift
I mean it could be as much as 420 lbs but it’s hard to tell with those bumper plates.
Very carefully as to not tweak your back or pull a hammy
Don’t listen to these comments man. Ur a straight up gigachad
*Gigajohnny
tip for disc golf form, practice reaching your arm farther outward as opposed to tucked in, it’ll increase your distance and flight path a ton !
Shouldn’t be looking ahead in his reach back either. Come on man you’re reppin us out there, let’s see that huck face!
Apparently I’m seeing things because I did not realize this was a disc golf photo until I read your post….I’m sitting here wondering WTH he has a photo of himself holding a knife 🤦♀️
He's definitely suffering from rounding in his form lol
Get rid of the jorts and the picture evidence of them.
Man I thought they were confidence inspiring but those suckers are in 3 separate pictures
This is the way
These all look like stock photos
I would say maybe use less photos personally. 5-6 is a good number in my opinion. They’re all great though because they show off your interests, how you can dress up and be professional, friends etc. they hit all the boxes imo
I totes hate those. I feel like he could totally wear better looking shorts. Those ones just give a weird vibe and doesn’t match with this guy.
3rd and 9th one are the best 🌞
You really like those Jean shorts huh?
If you really are Johnny Sins, then yeah.
there's nothing wrong with any of your pictures. Of you like them, keep them.
Lex Luthor having fun
If you match with a real Disc Golfer they’ll call you out on form
I don't like the middle one. It just doesn't make you look good imo
What part of that makes him not look good? Shiny head? Ripped arms? Shredded calves?
(That one is my favorite one though)
It’s the shorts…
In my historically terrible opinion: You have too many “active” photos and need to show more diversity. The climbing photo and the lecture photo are good examples of ones to keep. Take out the one of you holding the barbell, backpack, and frisbee. Replace those with photos of you smiling big and authentically. This is probably most important. People wanna see you’re not always so serious, and that you can make them laugh, and that you’re happy.
Second, third, eighth, and ninth pictures look best.
The one in the middle is the worst one, all the rest are fine.
Respect the cuffed jorts 👨🍳
He looks like Dora the damn explorer
What? I like the middle one a lot. He’s smiling. He looks happy. He’s enjoying the outdoors. You people are weird.
Kinda looks like he’s headed to his first day of pre-k
America is so fucking weird
You got rule 1 and 2 down pat, you're fine.
I would sneak in one photo of johnny sins
I’d say all except the 3 with the jean shorts are good. And I think the gym pic is ok but unnecessary because you are obviously in good shape so people would assume you go to the gym. And I do think there is something to the whole “less is more” idea. Like just show a little bit of diversity in like 5 pics and leave them curious. I don’t think you need multiple pics of you just posing, action shots are better. But that’s just my opinion
I’m not gonna lie, and I mean this with the least hate possible, but there’s not a lot of personality here. Fitness pictures are not what women are looking for. Like I said, not trying to be a hater, just trying to be honest
Fitness pictures are not what all women are looking for. Some certainly are
Totally agree with you. Douche canoe vibes for sure.
Tbh I'd get rid of the weight lifting one. It's already clear you're fit, and your other pics do enough to show you like to work out. Maybe replace it with another image of yourself doing a more fun/social activity? Just a suggestion from a female, my friends and I tend to feel an eye-rolling reaction to men and their workout pics.
Don’t really like any but keep 3,6,8 & 9. 3 shows your face, the expression is calm and friendly, HATE the Jean shorts, pic would be 300% better if you crop the bottom, 6 shows you like fitness stuff so it’s fine, 4 is showing off, frisbee is just another picture of the back of your head and the climbing one is better. 8 is not great but it also shows your face and the pose is more natural than 1 and better than 2. Last pic is dark, kinda meh but it shows you have friends and can potentially be down for fun activities.
You're rounding really bad in picture 7. Try to get your reach back out and away from your body.
Thanks, my disc golf technique is certainly subpar. We play 2-3 times per wek, but I mostly join because it's one of the primary ways I get to see my brothers. They are obsessed by it, training in weekdays and playing a track most weekends.
The only ones I’d get rid of are bottom right, kind of blurry and showing yourself with other women without context might cause people to swipe left. Middle left, rock climbing pic and other pictures already show you’re in very good shape, the weight lifting pic might make you seem like a guy who only cares about the gym plus the stank face ain’t doing any favors. And then top middle lowkey looks like a LinkedIn profile picture or something, might just list your job/passions in bio and lose that one. Otherwise it looks great
Don’t use the weight lifting one, you come off douchey, the rock climbing one shows you are into fitness. All the others seem fine.
Immediately read this guy as a douche, myself. It’s clear he cares about fitness, but the need to show off his arms/body in all of the photos makes him seem less personable. I’d prefer to see him laughing, playing with a dog, doing something silly, etc. Balance is key. It would make him seem more likable.
My man looks like if Johnny Sins and Matt Damon had a love child
Agent 47 is that you?
Use 2, 4, and 9 imo those are the most appealing shots
I think your best pic is number 3 because we can see your whole face, the rest aren't bad at all, shows what you do as far as work I presume, looking very handsome and professional and hobbies you like in the others but I'd maybe do 1 or 2 more of you not looking like you're posing sideways for a picture. More frontal view is my suggestion.
My god, you have any shirts that you’re not bulging out of?
Is it bad that I laughed at this
Top right and middle the best. Most natural and happy looking.
Dude! How much weight is that in that fourth photo?!
Johnny sins, is that you 😂🤫
Legends said that right : Bitches see what they want to see 😶🌫️👀
Jonny sins
Your disc golf form is garbage
I’ve often heard less is more. Keep 3 or 4 (max). I also agree, no gym pics
Take out any pictures with jean shorts…
Don’t use the weight lifting one, you come off douchey, the rock climbing one shows you are into fitness. All the others seem fine.
I would get rid of the ones with the jean shorts, also. Then I would get rid of the jean shorts.
Lifting weights is douchey???
As a female answering the question, all the pictures are great but I would swipe left on the gym picture. I love the rock climbing and hiking one, top row photos very nice. Can definitely see you’re very physically fit, active and professional.
I like the one with the light w8s
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This is going to sound fucked up, but you look eerily similar to a skinhead gang leader I've met who would only respond to people who called him White Power. All you're missing is the tattoos.
Nah… you gotta get rid of that bold guy that’s in every picture
Get rid of 4, 5, 7, and also 8 as it’s a boring picture and same outfit as 2.
I always wear a hat in my pics...a good hat can never be underestimated
My ex used to tell me either shave your head or your face but not both. You look like a serial killer.
Erm, I don’t think you should show any pictures of yourself using a massive knife. Like, ever.
What picture are you seeing ak knife on?
Spoken as a straight man, I think all are good I would take the 3rd out though. All your photos give off a strong confident vibe, but your body language in the 3rd is more relaxed versus where 2nd, for example, is more powerful (shoulders back head high)
That's actually exactly why it should stay. People who come across as relaxed and easy going are infinitely more approachable
1,2,3,4 and 6 and leave it at that :)
And the last one so if looks like you have interactions with other human beings haha
Left to right, top to bottom: keep 1, 3,6,7
My vote is for 1, 3, 6 and 9. (Counting them across)
Yes
Middle left, are they filled with helium? 😭
Middle row, and bottom middle as pfp
Top middle is the best, shows you’re big without being actually at the gym, and no jorts
Only if you’re trying to get ALL of the pussy
If Jhonny Sins has to come on a dating app, fuck are we supposed to do?!?
Pic 1 and bottom row middle are good. I also like the rock climbing pic. Keep those
Remove last two in the middle
It’s a bit sensory overload but not bad pics at all. I’d get rid of the knife picture though.
Delete 3, 5, 7 & 9. The rest are perfect. 10/10 daddy profile
Depends… is that you in all the pictures?
Great pictures and variety. If you’re not getting matches, it’s the bio. If you’re not getting dates, it’s your messaging. Good luck and leave some for the rest of us.
unrelated but don't you run a fitness youtube channel or am I mixing you up with somebody else?
Use them Use them and let me swipe right
3,6,7 and 9 look good imo
A while back someone told me 3 photos only. Anything more only can hurt you and it did increase my matches by like 50%
Keep 3,4,6, and 9
I like all of them tbh. People saying don’t do the pink or don’t do they gym but I think they give variety and show personality. Someone who thinks you’re a douche for 1 gym photo isn’t going to be a good match for you anyway. I really like that you’re showing different angles, different activities, different poses. If you do swap one I’d say you could use a close up of you smiling which is always a good staple to have.
1,3,4,5 & 8
1-6 and 9
yes!!!!!!
Get rid of the picture where you are obviously bouldering in rental shoes and put that picture there to make yourself seem adventurous. It’s a v1 calm down
Man you look like NoHo Hank in the middle one
the backpack one and the frisbee one look a little awkward but the rest are fine
Lose the ones with the Jorts. You’re not Brett Favre on draft day.
See, I think the middle picture in the pink shirt is the best, you have a great natural smile in that one and it doesn't seem as posed as the others. It's the kind of picture that makes me swipe right. The others are all good, too, for showing you're a multi-dimensional human, but that one, that one is the best imo.
1, 2, 3,4 and 8
1, 5, 8 and 9 aren't great in terms of seeing your face. 3 is a great photo to have as your main photo, the rest are good. Maybe a close up of your face not from the side so people have a better idea?
The picture of you in the blue shirt on the bottom row looks nice. 😁
All of the above
Yes
You can’t not use the Jorts pics. I’d say the rock climbing one
All I’m saying is deeper grooves at a level 7
all of em beside pink shirt
Lecture and high five
U can not
Idk can u
As a dude, I would say ditch the weight lifting pic, frisbee maybe even the climbing. They can tell you’re in shape, maybe add a picture of you out with friends. You can always add your interests in your bio.