Sea captain appreciation post

  1. Arr, I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail 'round the horn and return with spices and silk the likes of which ye have never seen!

  2. “Y’Argh. It’s kind of you to deliver these copies of Jugs. They’ll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality…for about ten minutes!”

  3. Always cracked up at that part! It has a bit of a dark side in that all of his life choices has led him to be a rowboat rental assistant and even that just straight up sinks haha

  4. "You know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one. We stress tough love, daily chores and the like."

  5. He always has great products… My favorite is Barnacle Bills Home Pregnancy Test. The box came with a free corncob pipe and awesome directions. The box's directions for the test read: "Ahoy maties, if the water turns blue, a baby for you. If purple ye see, no baby thar be." Expect it was pink instead of blue or purple, Marge looked at the box again and saw, "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail."

  6. I love that he's holding a swordfish with toilet paper on its snout. Like, what could that joke have even been?

  7. I just watched that episode the other day and was about to post "There goes a true friend.." lol

  8. I know, people don't take kindly to the newer seasons, but for anyone interested in the Captain, I recommend watching E12S31.

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