When he tries to rival Gabbo with his own puppet. It rapidly falls apart and he throws the little dismembered and rotten wooden corpse into a crowd of screaming children. I lose it every time
Didn't itchy Jr look happy playing with this father? Didn't scratchy Jr look happy playing with this father till they get ran over by the thresher?! WASNT THAT A BEAUTIFUL CARTOON KIDS?!
'TALK TO THE AUDIENCE! Oh this is always death.'
I came here to write this, but you did the whole quote much better than I would have.
You people are pigs! I personally am going to spit in every fiftieth burger.
I like those odds.
Great minds.
Live, at the Apollo, it's the Krusty Komedy Klassic!
KKK?! That’s not good…
well, we’re still on.. 346 consecutive hours, and all because of one little boy who WON’T LET ME STOP!!
idk I’d say he powered on through pretty well, despite the circumstances
Children, remain calm. The Falkland Islands have just been invaded! I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded!
The disputed islands lie here, off the coast of Argentina.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahah amazing!
"what the hell was that!"
Worker and Parasite 😂
Endut! Hoch Hech!
this one always makes me laugh
“She must think you’re after her eggs!”
This is the winner
LOUD? That's our secret word for the day!
Standing in front of a banner reading "KKK" in the Apollo Theater in front of a largely Black audience.
Was it the big ear family and then he goes “there’s 15 more minutes of this” and sighs something like that
Mad about shoe
But first, a word from our new sponsor: PERCODAN?!
Ah crap!!’
"For the love of God, cut to the commercial!"
“I just threw on a rerun. Nobody will know.”
The disputed islands lie here off the coast of Argentina
“TRY TO RUN, TRY TO HIDE, BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHERSIDE! YEEEAAaaahhh”…what was I on??
So, why do they call this a URINE monkey?…ohugghhh, I just found out.
That’s funny for so many reasons
"I KNEW i shouldn't have turned down those cue cards..."
“Send in .. the clown” sobs
old grey mare ain't what she used to be
When I saw A Little Night Music on stage I had a “wait- what?” moment when that song began. Not about clowns… who knew‽
Hey hey kids! Tonight I’m going to suck!
[удалено]
What’s he gonna do next? The flapping dickey?
uh oh im losing em time for the A material!
Lightning strikes, the peach cobbler goes out………….. cobbler!!!
Tiffany? Woo hoo! I love you people! I love my kids...poor little guys! So tragic...so nauseous! You should see the bus they came to the studio in!
"You people are the worst audience I've ever seen!"
that spot on Gorbachev's forehead? Herpes!
So, this patch steadily releases nicotine into my body — eliminating my need for cigarettes!
When he tries to rival Gabbo with his own puppet. It rapidly falls apart and he throws the little dismembered and rotten wooden corpse into a crowd of screaming children. I lose it every time
‘The puppet can’t hurt you! He’s DEAD!’
♪ O, SAY CAN YOU SEE ♪ ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA LIGHT ♪
Ohhhhhh shouldn’t have turned down those cue cards
To enter send in your parents’ braaaaiins..
"You were in The Blue Lagoon, and I'm a blue haired goon... what the? That's terrible! My hair's not even blue, it's green."
Coming up next; an hour long episode of Momma's Family.
"Yes!"
ehh I could pull a better cartoon out of my aaaa hey whoa! wasnt that great kids??
You people are pigs! I am personally going to spit in every 50th burger!
It wasn't me. It was the Percodan!
No I'm not reading that, no not that one either
KKK… that’s not good.
“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?”
"May nothing STOP you from PAYMENT!"
Oh that's right. I'm crippled.
“Me so solly”
Oh, the Bolshoi's doing The Nutcracker in my pants!
Shoot it somebody shoot it!
Tonight I'm going to suck!..... your blood
Krusty giving up smoking is always funny
I think there's some space left on my butt
It's poison...
.. I could pull a better cartoon outta my a..ahhh....heyyy!!
I will just stand here on my mark between the snake and its babies
Sex Cauldron!?
I thought they shut that place down!
Eleanor, we’ve got to do something about this depression.
Hello Alphonse! I got a riddle for ya: why is a raven like a writing desk?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
‘What the hell was that!?! I could pull a better cartoon out of my aaa…uhh HAY HAY!
And I've GUH GUH a lot of AROOGA
Oh no, not the flapping dickie…
walking as Franklin Roosevelt.
Endut! Hoch Hech!
You’re not gonna like our NYPD Shoe sketch
Didn't itchy Jr look happy playing with this father? Didn't scratchy Jr look happy playing with this father till they get ran over by the thresher?! WASNT THAT A BEAUTIFUL CARTOON KIDS?!
"Here's a message from our new sponsor...PERCODAN?!?" seconds after talking shit about Percodan
Now, why do they call this a urine monkey?
Oh. I just found out.
"Now back to Krusty's Komedy Klassic!"
KKK? That’s not good
Krusty Komedy Klassic
That depends on what you mean by cwisis.
Children, remain calm. The Falkland Islands have just been invaded! I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded!
Does anyone have a clip with audio of Krusty trying to pronounce Xiu Xixia Xoxchitla?
Me so solly! Me so solly
Ah so! Ah so!
SEX Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!
Zookeeper: She thinks you are after her eggs!
I could pull a better cartoon outta my a-hey HEY!
Tonight I'm going to SUCK....your blood
TO A BIGGER HOUSE!
"Sorry krusty I choked..." "You choked?! You choked?!"
I could pull a better cartoon out of my a- ehhhhh woahhh wasn’t that great kids?
-sizzling, glizzling, hOt! (exhasperated noises) Dangut! Oh, I'm dying! I'm dying!
tonight i am going to suck
I ONLY ATE ONE!
Krusty's speak and say
Kristy's various cue card scenes always make me wonder at what point did he learn to read?
His heart attack.
I mean, I like what happens seconds before this bit... "Welcome to my home!" can see the studio through the window
“Tonight I’m going to suck…your blood”
I sure wish someone would give me a banana cream pie!
Sounds weird but it's a mistake