Finally…an accurate movie about this event. Bear goes balls out on bad drugs and is fucked. Bear causes terror for a period hopped up on the product. Bear drops dead.
Do you know the whole story behind cocaine bear?? It's fucking insane. The dude was ex military turnes cop turned lawyer turned drug smuggler. He jumped out of a plane to parachute down, I think letting the plane crash, his chute failed, and he went splat in some dudes driveway with like 4 handguns, night vision goggles, and a shitload of cocaine and money. I guess one kilo fell off and a bear got to it. It's wild.
If I become a millionaire by investing in the company being run by this crazy mfer (which I 💯 believe I will), then we are living in a simulation for fr fr.
I think it’s important to remember, for anyone that takes simulation theory seriously, that just because it could be a simulation, doesn’t make the experience any less real and it’s still important to be kind to one another and spread love and good fortune.
My buddy sent me this trailer earlier and I was laughing my ass off about it… then I was casually scrolling 🐦 and saw RC’s comment on the movie and had to do a double take to make sure it was real 😂
Total coincidence, but it's pretty crazy that it's coming out on the 24th of February, the same date that gme doubled from 40 to 80+ after the January sneeze.
Bro, stop set expectations too high. That makes you only dissapointed if it doesn't hit. If gme doesn't report profits I would also be happy since transformation needs time. Tesla didn't report profits for over 9 years I think. Always red and stock went up crazy
So that’s really a thing…yeah this timeline is definitely getting weirder and weirder lol CERN back at again colliding atoms and merging the multiverse
He might have just been excited about this movie guys. I mean if I knew about this earlier and if that was like it’s first trailer I’d also be pretty hyped. Looks fun lol
Why GME?
This bear market is fucking high!
Cocaine Bear seems like the highest representation of a market crash...
What’s bear say?
I’m waiting for either a bad come-down or overdose, neither is good
I never knew I wanted to see a bear on cocaine till just now.
Same
My Favorite Murder podcast episode 268 covers this story. Its the second of the two stories, starting around 1:26:00 It’s very funny.
Finally.
Where’s drone guy when you need him
For some reason I can't fathom out, that bear reminds me of Cramer.
Cocaine Bear Sterns is Fine
Bear Fine Is Sterns!
"The bear! It was fucked!" ;)
Yussssss
Finally…an accurate movie about this event. Bear goes balls out on bad drugs and is fucked. Bear causes terror for a period hopped up on the product. Bear drops dead.
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Bruh! Spoilers!
My first thought was of Cramer. I mean he is bearish on gme and you know the cocaine thing
Fat dog it
Best quote of the trailer-
High af rn, but hooooly SHIT!!! December to fucking remember apes!!!
I’m excited for that scene to be used in a future meme video here 🎷🐓♋️
RC Tweet: "BEARS ARE FUK"
I know of others who are fucked…. 😂🩳💀
Pepperidge farm remember when it was snowing inside the Shitadel HQ
"higher baby, higher baby, higher baby, get higher baby and don't you ever come down"
Cocaine fucking BEAR mother FUCKER.
Do you know the whole story behind cocaine bear?? It's fucking insane. The dude was ex military turnes cop turned lawyer turned drug smuggler. He jumped out of a plane to parachute down, I think letting the plane crash, his chute failed, and he went splat in some dudes driveway with like 4 handguns, night vision goggles, and a shitload of cocaine and money. I guess one kilo fell off and a bear got to it. It's wild.
🥤🐻
This is fucking glorious 😂
I know. Wish I knew why.
🌈❄️🐻 R FUK
Idk what to do with my hands!
Honestly, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
what is going on:
No one knows, but it’s provocative
the simulation is crashing
Seriously, this is the first RC tweet I didn't get any type of notification about and I open this thread and people are talking about fucked bears 🤔
I"m kinda excited for this movie.
The coming meme harvest will sustain us through the long winter.
Ye I just joined you in that excitement
not an accurate depiction- cocaine is an appetite suppressant….or so I overheard behind the dumpster at Wendy’s
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He’s got an appetite for COCAINE
I don't see that bear doing a whole lot of eating.
You dont need a car and insurance if you can run everywhere you need to go.
I fuxking love Ryan Cohen.
Clueless, but jacked none the less.
The legend that is Pablo Escobear
FINALLY!!!
I just logged back in and you're right!
Oh sweet jesus YES!
What a time to be alive!
Wut mean?
I just finished eating yellow crayon. What mean MFA/2FA
Oh awesome. They read my post a few months ago.
Oh fuck that’s huge news
This is what I've been waiting for to DRS more shares!!!!
Citadel loves to short stocks and do cocaine at night
And bears are fuk
And during the day. Really, whenever they get a chance, I suspect.
Jizzing for visibility
Fo jizzle
So apparently this was 1985, the bear did 15 million in Coke. Went on a wild rampage before dying. Coked out bears are fuk 🐻🏴☠️
Remember when Citadel employees did cocaine? Pepperidge farms remembers.
Cocaine bear….
12/1 is…tomorrow…
I definitely am
12:01? Where was 12:01 involved?
Bruh you finna make me cum
8.01 est, ie market time.
This!
If I become a millionaire by investing in the company being run by this crazy mfer (which I 💯 believe I will), then we are living in a simulation for fr fr.
I think it’s important to remember, for anyone that takes simulation theory seriously, that just because it could be a simulation, doesn’t make the experience any less real and it’s still important to be kind to one another and spread love and good fortune.
All Wall St. short sellers are bears that do cocaine.
I'm dead. I don't care what the deeper meaning is. I am fucking dead.
Wake TF up samurai. We’ve got hedgies to burn.
I LOVE COCAINE !!
I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock 'n roll clown...and I do cocaiaiaine.
Ki-ki-ki-yeeeaah.
I LOVE LAMP!
EASY TO INTERPRET: BEARS ARE FCKED
And FULL of cocaine
. ✦ ˚ * . . ✦ ,
This is a really cool comment.
It smells delicious.
Bear market February confirmed, DRS faster!
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❄️=💵
My buddy sent me this trailer earlier and I was laughing my ass off about it… then I was casually scrolling 🐦 and saw RC’s comment on the movie and had to do a double take to make sure it was real 😂
Why so few comments? It's already been 14 minutes since post!
I reckon everyone’s busy studying macroeconomics in the 2 part Dollar Endgame post.
Finally
Stopped receiving notifications
Honestly it's pretty bullish when our chairman comes to words before earnings. Even if it's only a word. BUY THE RUMOR GUYS!!!
I was here!!!!
Cocaine bear! Jim Cramer intensifies
I think we should have a special academy awards and have people choose between Cocaine Bear and Sharknado for best picture
EVERYONE GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW! “RC has a cocaine bear and shit is getting real!”
Total coincidence, but it's pretty crazy that it's coming out on the 24th of February, the same date that gme doubled from 40 to 80+ after the January sneeze.
GME is about to report profits
RemindMe! December 7, 2022
Bro, stop set expectations too high. That makes you only dissapointed if it doesn't hit. If gme doesn't report profits I would also be happy since transformation needs time. Tesla didn't report profits for over 9 years I think. Always red and stock went up crazy
Bears on cocaine jacking these bullish tits. Finally LFG!
“There was a bear, it was f*cked!”
Bears r fuk
Cocaine Cramer and all GME bears are absolutely unequivocally fuk
This so ducking funny - there was legitimately a bear that ate 15 million dollars worth of cocaine and died high as a MF
hahaha
Cocaine Bear is fucked…
Would you rather fight 1 bear sized coke rat or 100 rat sized coke bears?
'member when 2 Citadel employees were caught snorting cocaine on drone footage
He just has a dark sense of humour, ok guys?
How you always first OP? 🤔
😳😈
He's talking about me guys. I started my diet after all these years!
GET IN HERE QUICK!!! MOASS TOMORROW!!
All Cocaine Bears. DIE.... FINALLY... MOASS SOON APES
The Rock Has Come Back To......MOASS!
I can't wait to watch that movie hahah!
I kinda want to see it now 😂
What the fuck does it mean
So that’s really a thing…yeah this timeline is definitely getting weirder and weirder lol CERN back at again colliding atoms and merging the multiverse
You don't go bearzerk just because you're hungry.
Suddenly reminded of the Citadel employees caught on drone cam doing lines of cocaine.
Those were the days
Woo hoo! LFG!
this is the prequel to the documentary, "cokerat cramer"
BBW
Oh...its an actual bear
Everyone get in here!!
‘The Bear Who Ate Cocaine: The Jim Cramer Story’
In the trailer, there's a kid in a tree saying "The bear is FUCKED!"
I don’t even know what to say to when the wifey asks how’s GameStop today?
The longer I watched the more confused I was. Thought for sure that couldn’t be a real movie at first, now I just don’t know.
Real movie, based on a real thing. There’s a link further up.
Same. Thought it was a meme based off a horror movie, then it just kept going. Guess it's legit and I'm gonna have to go watch it.
Yo Booboo
😂😂
So, we searching for cryptic interpretations ooorrr . . . .?
Cocaine Bear FTW 🙌
WHERE IS MY NOTIFICATION TWATTER!!!!!!??????
“Higher baby…higher baby… and don’t ever come down!”
Whistleblower?
Profit?
Bullish
Citadel does cocaine. Bears are bears. Rip citadel
FINALLLYYY….THE….ROOOOO….
Guys. I think he means the gamestop BEAR who does coke… Who was bearish on GME that also was speculated to do coke?
Just to get it out there, the song in the
Song was also in Shaun of the Dead.
Cocaine Cramer has been a Bear on GME since the start.
This is going to be fucking glorious.
Is this the same bear Leo had to wrestle to win an oscar
Reference to that coca cola town making bank on their investments without selling? It's gotta be! /tinfoilhat
What in the fuckity fuck fuck is goin on with the bear shit I stepped out when I walked in this thread?
This is fantastic. I love our chairman. I never know what he’s talking about but I still trust him with everything.
Get the fuck in here, everyone!!!!
Here
I would watch that movie lol
Im here for the books
RYAN COHEN IS OUR DAD
Luv u bro
Finding you in the comments is an Easter egg at this point lmao
This movie is actually based on the time Jim Cramer went on a bender
I guess "the time" is one way to put "has always been".
Dad may ratio the movie
All these people looking for a hidden message when Ryan's just loving another memelord movie
He has spoken
Coke rat ? Or COKE BULL!?
Amazing!
Kenny is the OG cocaine bear
Titties!!!
What did cocaine bear say?!
The mother of all bear markets is coming
Everybody get in here!
thats butthole-puckering good.
Come to Lexington, KY and you can see him! Cocaine Bear was stuffed after they found him dead from... Cocaine
An accurate documentary finally coming out
Kens a big ole cocaine bear lmao!
bears (shorts) on cocaine? checks out
Can’t wait for tomorrow
I can’t c it
Musk also chiming in!!
"I'm not addicted to cocaine, but I do really love how it smells" -jimmy Cramer
There is literally no other connection than he likes the movie.
It has nothing to do with GME, but love the awareness this movie is coming
He might have just been excited about this movie guys. I mean if I knew about this earlier and if that was like it’s first trailer I’d also be pretty hyped. Looks fun lol
Who’s he replying to?
Movie Trailer on YouTube
"there was a bear. It's FUCKED". 🤣🤣😂😂