Tick tock u/-einfachman-

Why GME?

MOASS or Mo ass. Either way a sight to behold!

The PP or dd works both ways. We always winning!

Moon or moon, no other option

Glad to see the old holiday traditions coming back. ⛄🎄

Was hoping y’all forgot about that 🤣

Great work today, I'm already waiting for your next DD to drop.

America, we got em.

Einfachman confirmed forum sliding with good DD to try to get apes to not remember the bet 🤣

Apes never forget 🤣🤣🤣

We can forget our login info for CS but not this. MOASS is tomorrow though so you should be safe

Can’t wait to see that cake… or the whole bakery🍑😩

Now we got this reminder 😎🥳

This place never forgets

The internet never forgets...ever.

That's the neat part- we don't.

How are we gonna hold you accountable when we can't even search your name within Reddit!!?

DRSing slows down temporarily

Not the moon I was hoping for but I suppose the moon we all deserve?

!remindme 1 month

So ss wakes up to a new year with a butt pic.

Bring on MOASS (Mo Ass)

An ape never forgets.

Make sure there’s peanut butter on it

Sir, this is a Wendy’s 😂

we never forget 👽

The Internet never forgets.

At least no banana’s involved.

This is

An ΔΡΣ never forgets

Can a requirement be added that he has to do it while the market is open?

This is going in my fapfolder.

Do we seem like the crowd that forgets??

Superstonk never forgets

We didn’t.

So I either get MOASS or I get moar ass?

This is Reddit, we never forget anything.

Hahah the internet and especially apes never forget 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Did you really think we would? 😂

You should know better by now.

Dude - we will love your ass just as much as your DD

Not. A chance.

His name is Robert Paulson.

excited to see the purple circle

The internet never forgets.

Nice try , this is a wendys hehe

neva

We never forget anything moon related.

Booty Butt Booty Butt Booty Buttcheeks!

Sorry friend, the internet is forever 😎

Nah fam......we got receipts

We’ll be smiling from cheek to cheek

Reddit does not simply forget

I still vividly remember what happened 84 years ago hahahahahaha

You still have a month...

Just DRS the float, than you’re safe 🦧

We never forget a bet

I read your flair as 'Myass is inevitable" you're fucked my friend lol.

lowest volume tattoo guy got off the hook when didn't seem possible. MOASS will save your ass 💜🏴‍☠️

You better have a donk

People don’t forget

The hive mind never forgets.

The North remembers and so do we!

NNN just ended and im eager to release the beast. You better take a good selfie, you know, proper lighting, no shades, no blur, no hair, no stains.

Start doing squats now just in case

Literally no one gives a fuck. See my flair for reference.

JFC, THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEEDED.

Technically speaking, is it just the buttocks or are there any objects involved in the demonstration

The internet never forgets.

Where is

As if! 🤣

There's a new post about this 🍌 🍑

Hey Einfachman! Looks like your times up so start prepping your butthole. We are expecting your post.

-einfachman-

This is great for superstonk, MOASS or MO ASS! Either way we get to see a moon in 31 days 🎷🐓♋️

By 23 or the end of 23?

Oh man, if this happens in a month, I'd be so happy.

They need to start doing squats.

That's enough time to see a little difference if he starts some serious squat exercises

Until his pants fall.

Yes, shave your ass.

Y’all never forget anything. Do you set reminders on this stuff?

Superstonk forget? Never…

That's what the remindme-bot is for

That's my secret captain, I'm always about dat moASS

Billions or butts.🧐

[удалено]

Win win

Wrinkly brain, wrinkly booty?

Possibly some wrinkly bag if the camera angle's right.

Wrinkle brain=smooth butt. Now this is just off of one DD writer. We need more examples so we can gather more data.

Wrinkle brain, smooth buns

Bunz or MOASS - round 2

Moon or moon. No way out

WE GOT ANOTHER DATE BOIIIS!!

DATES!!!

You know damn well that moass aint close until they start Epsteining people. They already crime the system, they can do worse crimes.

How will we even know if this starts happening?

You remember Bed, Bloodbath and beyond’s CFO?

Queue the "pepperidge farms remembers" meme, please.

Insert SEC as Creepy guy behind bushes Gif

Whatever gets them to read the DD

Never before have i looked forward to seeing hairy man ass. What strange times we live in.

tick tock einfach

Either way, we get to see a Moon. 😂

This is not the moon I’m looking for…

🌝🍑🌝🍑🌝🍑🌝🍑🌝🍑🌝🎷🐓♋️

SHOW ME THE HINEY!!

So like beginning of 2023 or end?

"before 2023" ... The countdown is 31 days remaining.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

::insert Peele sweating Gif::

🥳🥳🚀🚀🚀😂

I’m gonna be honest here, might be unpopular opinion, but I prefer MOASS 😂

This is the type of DD I come here for.

I was thinking the other day of pinging Criand and asking him if he'd show us moon again if no moon by 2023.

I wish we don't see

get PeruvianBull in line please!

Heads, and hedgies lose. Tails and we get to see ass. It’s a win win!

I’ve stopped expecting or even believing in any MOASS. My shares are still outside any fuckery and there they will stay. I am not opposed to parabolas, quite the opposite, but my motivation for investing in GameStop has changed significantly.

The final Crackdown...⏳

weirdoes

I guess this means EOY rugpull like last time 🤷‍♂️🤣

So ASS or MOASS?

Finkle is Einhorn

For any new people here…these two guys…fucking legends.

I hope he started doing Squats to show a trained ass.

NoAss NoFun

Time for a reminder? 😁✌️🫡

this is the way

this is the way

Doesn't he have all of 2023 as well?

“By” 2023. That means by the time 2023 comes.

By 2023, meaning if it happens IN 2023 it's still BY 2023, no? Dude has a year left basically.

Instead of MOASS I’d settle for ASS.

Not gonna rub my tits until I see that

I'll show my butt too. I got a fatty

Not the moon the deserve but the moon we need.

Where are the goalposts going this time?

Ass is coming back. Bullish.

Either way, gonna be a nice CristMoAss this year 😂

It’s cracking time 🏴‍☠️🚀

Well… if there is a NFT dividend immediately after Q3 earnings we could see MOASS and not ASS. 😂

We are mooning anyways

This is why I’m here!

So we get moass either way… im fine with that

Would that be the beginning or end of 2023?

Wen moon?

TL;DRS

PROOF OR BAN

My Advent calendar goes all the way up to December 31st and now I know why

MOASS (Mo Ass)

Commenting for the posterior and posterity 🦍

No dates! Well…. Ok just this once more 😏

Lol no one noticed the 714 upvotes. Simulation gone simulate.

So we are going to get a moon either way

Hoping for NOASS

I wonder who Criand's incognito account is.

So you’re saying post New Year’s double MOASS?

WHAT DO WE WANT?? THE MOON!! WHICH MOON?? DOESNT MATTER!!

The true catalysts ...

Moass at January first confirmed

Keep your balls away I don’t want my wife to get jealous

And SHFs think we‘ll just „forget Gamestop! And sell“ 🤣🤣🤣 OMG they are so F-ed 🤣🤣🤣

Ape never forget.

What did I miss?

Wasn’t this last year?

By 2023? He's got a month left.

I dont want your ass, I want MOASS

is there a FTD allowed? ;/

does this mean January 1st or December 31st

By WHEN in 2023, I mean, the way I read it, they have until market close 29 Dec. 2023...

Green dildos rarely arrive lubed. Get fukt hedgies.

Does anyone have the original post? Also, what is considered MOASS? Did it start already if we are in a gradual climb up

Maybe allow Criand back if we're gonna keep saying his name too? Lol

This Moon will be minted into a not so rare NFT!

Two DD gods having some fun banter❤️

Every time I see criand all I can think is how funny that his name backwards is “dna I rc” Rc that you? 🤔😂

Firstly I miss pomeraniape!

Wen moon? 🍑

well moass won't happen in 2023 anyway so it will be mo ass...

Ass, grass, or MOASS

THIS... is why I'm here :)

🍌?

🍆

Oh god, the balls that will be dropping on new year's eve...

Bring on that ass!!!!!!

Damn…I would love to hear