Apes watching the European Market yesterday

  1. Hmmm 196156, any officer caught sniffing the saddle of an exercise bike in the women's gym will be discharged without trial.

  2. "I tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

  3. The issue with this quote is that the pool with planets never happened after they fixed the time flow so how can he mention it! Always irked me lol

  4. Lister to Red Dwarf, we have in our midst a complete smegpot. Brains in the anal region. Chin, absent presumed missing. Genitalia, small and inoffensive.

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