Diamantenhände 💎👐 German market is open 🇩🇪

Ah,

West coast USA checking in. Can’t sleep won’t sleep. Gamesleep? Eh, I’ll work on it. Power to the sleepers. That’s better.

Arcadia CA

Same. And I’ll be up at 530am all jacked up.

GREETINGS FROM THE WHALE'S VAGINA IN SAN DIEGO!! 🏝 🐳

PNW checking in

Washougal WA, home of 74.1% of the nation traffic circles checking in.

Seattle gang rise up 🚀🦑

PDX checking the fuck into this bitch.

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦ROLL CALL CANADA🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Alberta here! 🚀

East Vancouver reporting for duty !

Van Isle, Baby!

Ontario here 🚀🚀🚀

YYC checking in 🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Edmonton here!

Sont ou les Québécois?

Surreeeeey represent

Vegas here and very, very happy.

Nanaimo here!

Hail Champions! -A l b e r t a

Woooo let’s go Canadapes!!!

WPG 🌨️☃️❄️🌨️☃️❄️

WEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WTF Wauuuugh?! Geez I go away for an evening and the price is up... gotta go read what's happening.

Toronto checking in 🇨🇦🇨🇦

North of Ottawa area reporting in!

Anyone else up here smell something in the air up here? I think it's Kenny's burning mayo?

Toronto checking in!!!! Tits are sooooo jacked

YYJ AHEM... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOÓOÓOOOOU KENNY

BC Here

Hey Canadian apes, how has DRSing been for you? I’m with wealth simple, XX holder, and it looks like they take over 8 weeks plus a huge fee in order to DRS. Anyone do it yet?

North Vancouver miss you hommies

Let's go from MOASSissippi

MOASSissippi represent !!

I’m supposed to be from LA-LA Land counting sheep.

Same 🤣

Hello from Phoenix, Arizona! 🌅 To da moon!!! 🚀🚀🚀

Holy shit is today THE day? Let’s fucking goooooooooooooo

Good morning everyone from the UK 🇬🇧 have a great weekend 💎🖐🚀🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

East Midlands checking in! Let's gooooo 🇬🇧🚀💎🙌🏼🦍

🇬🇧 LFG 🚀

Lets gooooo !!

Have an excellent day everyone!! 🇬🇧 From Hampshire

Middle of the North Sea checking in - if this shit goes nuts while I'm offshore with crappy internet I'll be furious...

Manchester signing in. Good morning everybody

More UK checking in!! 🇬🇧 This spring is wound so tight now 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕

Winterfell checking in! But seriously though… trendies is coming.

South east checking in!

North Korea checking in!

Good morning Apes. It’s going to be a great one!

Colorado here! Having trouble sleeping tonight! 🦍

Kansas here

U anywhere near Hutchinson ? I know people in that town

Also Kansas here, howdy.

Wow 1st minute volume is the average daily volume! EuroApes rooooooaaaaarrrrr!!!!

This has got to be one of the most anticipated ones yet. Guten Morgen affe

Kia Ora from New Zealand! West Auckland represent!

Morning/evening, Canterbury 🇬🇸🥝 ape checking in. LFG 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Don’t call him till it’s well above that if u actually like him 🤣

haha that’s amazing, good shit! kia ora from up the road in the north west. I gotta say I’m feeling totes emotional about all this, seems like shit is actually gonna go down! may well be a bit off yet but holy fuck dudes. aroha nui

Queenstown here! Your mate sounds like a madlad and I am here for it. Good luck tonight team!

Let's do it again.

Oregon!

PDX LFG!

Morning from Finland👊🏼 slept 2hrs but I feel better than ever thanks to Ryan mf Cohen LFGGGGGGGFG

I'm tired of anxiously spiraling everynight on how im going to survive in this dystopian nightmare we exist in now. The little hope I have left exists in this anomaly of brute spirit and passion for a better future.

12k volume already?!

Remember when Europoors would run up the price and pass the baton to us US apes?….

Don't worry bro we got you no matter the price I'm dropping $1000 at open.

Can’t sleep in Texas here!

Michigan here for like 3 more minutes 🤣 then sleep till 9:29 am so I can watch market open

I hope that 120min is April fools

Ohio checking in before heading to the moon.

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

[удалено]

Jokes on them, let's gooooo uk apes! 🇬🇧💎🙌🏼🚀🚀🚀

Colorado checking in!!! Looking forward to some exercise and DRS today!!!!!

Southern California read to ride at dawn… let’s go!!

Arizona represent! 🏜 🌵

Godmorgen from Danmark 🇩🇰

I smell fucking MOASS baby!

Love that smell

Love it mate LET'S FUCKING GO I smell hedgie tears sea salt and ... Wait did kennys shorts split and he pooped himself??

WE SALE AT DAWN BITCHES 🛳🏴‍☠️

🏴‍☠️

Hallo, Was ist los?

WOW. THE VOLUME! This is gonna be a good Friday

Let's fuck Today

Still awake in Ohio

Lfg from bogota, colombia

Aloha ahiahi from Hawai'i! MOASS COMETH

Slovakia here !!

Good morning neighbour 🇸🇰🇵🇱

Not sure why but seeing Slovakia greeting always makes me smile. So many apes in the world !

Good morning brother from Czechia! What an awesome news yesterday AH 🚀 Have a great day everyone!

VOOOOOLUMMMMEERE

COMING LIVE FROM MOAREGON

Norway checking in this beautiful morning 👯👯

Todays gonna be super neat!

600 People in here at 2AM. Let’s fucking goo. MOASS vibes. Been holding for a year and im feeling FOMO. I love y’all, see u on the beach

You're the shit

Gonna miss refreshing this post in bed every night after we moon

We still can, the price will just be in the millions of euros :)

Nightly ritual in Cali before bed

Let’s fucking goooooo!!!!!!!!

I FEEL IT IN MY BONES!!!

Let's fucking go!

2700 volume at open wow

Good morning! ( ^ ) ( ^ )

G’day from the Aussies 🇦🇺 🇦🇺

Today is a bad day for my employer, I can tell you that much

I've been following your posts almost every day for what seems like a lifetime. You've been a beacon in this community and I want to thank you for your service. Keep on going on, my dude. 💎 🙌

Haven't been up this late in a while...GME got me power cleaning the house at 3AM. Tha fuk?

wtf 146 on 120 min mark? Edit: thank god for typo on OP’s part

Yay let's get this Moass today baby!!!!!!!!!!

Canada ape checking in!!! Happy fucking Friday and let’s goooooooo

And so it begins.

ho lee fuk its comin home lads, pint'll be clangin at the pubs tonoite

Good morning from ze USA

Not sleeping tonight I must see this thru

SMELLS LIKE MOASS THIS MORNING

Literally risked my entire retirement on this at $189.99. I'm glad you boys are picking me up tomorrow. My wife's boyfriend had until the end of March to pack his shit and leave.

Look at that volume!!!!

Buckle up your seat belts, we're heading into the unknown universe!

Look at that volume, holy sh!t

Good morning everyone from Germany

Guten morgen bruder from sweden! :D

Good Morning from the good old North of England 🇬🇧🇬🇧

Eyup from leeds

Morning mate !! Every a time to be alive

Guten freaking Morgen my apes! What a day to be alive!

Good morning this is gone be an intresting day

YEAAHHH BABY!!!

7 digits 4 april 1 first

Morning Diamantenhände apes, what a day.

Sf ape checks in !

Things are getting exciting!

3k volume instantly. Let's go.

Today we are gonna see insane early *2021 type volume, buckle up apes gonna be fun

Buenas días desde España!

Pennsylvania USA! Checking in!!!

West Coast USA checking in and jacked to the moon and beyond!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌙

If this ends up above 200 we’re hitting 500 tomorrow

I’ve waited since December 2020 for this day!

Volume loud enough Gramma can hear 🔊👵

Holy fuck that volume!

Uuuh that VOLUME

Is this a volume record?

Dat volume tho

Tinfoil hats on my fellow Apes!

UP FROM THE 36 SHORT CHAMBERRRRR

Good morning beautiful people! 🇵🇹❤️

As for me, I like the stock

You fucking beauty!

Good morning my beautiful apes!!!! Trying to chill out enough to sleep here in Georgia (US).

🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪 what a week so far!

BIG BOY VOLUME ALREADY!! HOIST THE FLAGS 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

🚀 💎 >10k an hour volume 💎 🚀

F5's in the chat

Dammmmmmmmmmmmmm look at that VOLUME!!!

I like the way we have crazy volume but no price action 🤣😂 normal stock behaviour guys

Oh boy - two-thirds of the weekly volume so far.

Break 200 before premarket…. in euros

Holy shit! When was the last time the price jumped like that in the German market?!

WHAT HAPPENED AT 120min???

hahaha you got me for a second you bastard.. 1st of april

Good morning from Spokane WA

🔵⚪️🟢

Good morning from Seattle WA

Guten Morgen from Malta! 🇲🇹

Yoooooo ameritard here who’s part Maltese 🤙🏽 u also one smart motherfucker!!!!

Buenos Días desde Tijuana Mexico 🇲🇽

¡Viva México!

GAME OVER

Good morning and good evening my fellow moassers. It's about to get shwifty in here.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Here we go!!!!!! Thank

LFG, unzip your pants, moister the tits.... We coming for ya Kenny!

Mi Ape checking in, what a fucking past few weeks 😂😂🚀🦍🚀 MOASS TODAY!!

GODDAMN ITS GOOD TO BE BACK

Everybody get in here!! 🚀🚀🚀

That volume. Wowie

Here for the history books

Good morning from 20 MI. South of DFV hometown. Shout out to my brother living it up in Germany!

Germany is my favorite restaurant at Epcot

Everybody's here, tonight! To

Ugh. 3am here in Maryland. Can’t sleep.

Roll call, Texas checking in

I saw it hit 202 at one point.

Woke up early to start watching your post. I can’t sleep with my wife’s boyfriends boner poking me in the back. He’s extra excited tonight for some reason. Does anyone know why?

Well that was an entertaining 30 mins sleep.

Looks like they're working hard to keep yall from pushing it pass 200, especially with that volume.

dat april fools tho.. def made me look lmao

What’s the German market volume record?

Good morning from North Carolina!