My friend group had this shit where if anyone but me won they would say "We all win because Amaterasu lost!" And would cheer and it always pissed me off. Or playing something like Smash bros and having a good free for all but the moment one would start losing they would all group up on me and only me. But then I learned to take it as I was just too good at video games and they had to team up to take me down.
I got stabbed in the neck with a pencil in middle school for pointing out to a kid that his team in fact lost badly at volleyball during gym class after he was lying to everyone. I visualize him as Kenny.
Yes but op was so poor that he lived in a dead end street without cul de sac, I guess they pawned it to pay rent or something. Even his donuts didnt have holes! The poor child
Honestly shills trying to attack our ideology if we already won it’s just waiting was the s loudest shit. Sure many new folks might end up paper handing but many of us have already been holding for close to a year. The same thoughts have been echoed daily, weekly, monthly; if not today, tomorrow. If everyone had that sentiment already this is a clear last ditch effort to try and shake this ideology off of seasoned apes and hope we sell. Little do they know, I can be retarded longer then they can be solvent.
Anyone who's short Gamestop has to be extremely frustrated with their current financial situation and our "MOASS IS TOMORROW" or "ALWAYS WINNING" attitude, no matter what stunt they pull, has to be infuriating.
I think he’s trying to say that by us saying moass tomorrow everyday even though it’s not tomorrow enrages the shf’s becasuse even if moass isn’t tomorrow we still act like it’s tomorrow… I’ve now gone cross eyed and don’t know where I am.. purple circles everywhere
I think the best part, is that no matter how many days we wait, it'll never be "tomorrow", only ever today. This means if somebody were to ask "yesterday, you said tomorrow, so where is it?" You could easily respond "I said it was tomorrow, it's still today fam."
Can you imagine the frustration of shorters? 😂 Bought the dip. Juicy sale. DRS Is the way. MOASS tomorrow. You can’t break that mantra. Every strategy is useless. You are working at least 80 hours a week for a year now to break the cycle and it’s does nothing. Even more worse it intensifies 😂
Just look at all the negative media against us. Are they stupid enough to think we read. All I have been taught by my daddy apes back in February is buy and hold 😀. So guess what my fellow Apes WE WON Moass is coming and there isn't a thing they can do about it.
After the MOASS happens, you're damn right I'm going to walk around saying "MOASS tomorrow" just to see who loses their sanity, and so I know who "The new poor" is.
I guarantee you the first day of MOASS that Kenneth Griffin and his colleagues will be forced to watch as the price rockets only to find out later that day from market info that almost no one sold. That’s when reality will kick in and they’ll say, “wtf they were being serious? The stock is $5k and no one’s selling. Our model shows that these idiots would’ve sold at least as 10x gains from the previous ath!!!!! WTF!!!!!!”
u gotta believe sky is the limit it is just a matter of time before going to the moon we all have time to spare hodl apes this is the sweetest joy next to getting pussies
To be honest, I think it feels like the popcorn stock doing their daily hashtag that ends up on trending. Downvote me all you want but it wreaks of desperation and insecurity in my opinion. Just disconnect from here, it will happen eventually and worrying about it daily won't do anything except wear you mentally.
No it's FUD to fuck with those playing options and make the majority appear like childish idiots who don't know what theyre talking about .... the complete opposide to DD
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When I was a kid playing in my neighborhood, the bigger kids would always start cheering “we win!” even when they lost. It was infuriating.
Its INFURIATING just reading it! Also bringing back memories 😂
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damn, I'm 30 and did this with my 4 year old cousin yesterday...
Pretty sure that all our winning is why we grind meltdowners' gears so much hahaha.
this is why i type gg ez only when i lose in games
Legend is that girl on the bus ..heads a hedge fund now
First!
My friend group had this shit where if anyone but me won they would say "We all win because Amaterasu lost!" And would cheer and it always pissed me off. Or playing something like Smash bros and having a good free for all but the moment one would start losing they would all group up on me and only me. But then I learned to take it as I was just too good at video games and they had to team up to take me down.
Reminds of me the little kid from Big Daddy when he's playing cards xD.
I'll have to donate most of my moass.
I got stabbed in the neck with a pencil in middle school for pointing out to a kid that his team in fact lost badly at volleyball during gym class after he was lying to everyone. I visualize him as Kenny.
Outcome-independent mindset.
I feel like I need to ride the short bus after reading this
A short bus with some banners on the side circling citadel would be a good comedy joke
But is it a bus for short kids or a bus with fewer seats than normally?
She stayed retarded longer than op could stay solvent 😂😂😂😂
"I am first"
That last line LMAYO!!!! Will be haunting OPs dreams for the rest of his life
Yes but op was so poor that he lived in a dead end street without cul de sac, I guess they pawned it to pay rent or something. Even his donuts didnt have holes! The poor child
And who is that little girl now?
Shoutout to
WOO! First time Ive ever had one of my comments screenshotted. It's an honor
bumpadumpdump
Thank you <3 A cherished childhood memory to share with my weird-ass internet posse.
Always has been, always will be.
Today, dammit.
Oh my god. WEVE BEEN THE RETARDS THIS WHOLE TIME
Isn't it our mantra?
Rule #1 : No dates
An oldie but it fits here -
that makes no sense at all...I love it
That's very...bullish
Unfortunately, it’s genius in both ways
Honestly shills trying to attack our ideology if we already won it’s just waiting was the s loudest shit. Sure many new folks might end up paper handing but many of us have already been holding for close to a year. The same thoughts have been echoed daily, weekly, monthly; if not today, tomorrow. If everyone had that sentiment already this is a clear last ditch effort to try and shake this ideology off of seasoned apes and hope we sell. Little do they know, I can be retarded longer then they can be solvent.
I have been retarded for 36 years. What's any handful more of them? Do they think this is a game? (my retardation I mean)
She was introducing herself, her name was First. Op was just a retard on the short bus and didn’t understand…
First 😉
No I am 🐵
When I was a young boy in Bulgaria …….
He was playing checkers she was playing chess
Not the plot twist i expected buh okay
gas lighting, it's called
I've read this twice and still don't get what the point is..
Even if you’re not winning, claiming you’re winning might make the actual winners mad.
I feel dumber for having read this. So, I’ll read it again!
One of us! One of us!
Anyone who's short Gamestop has to be extremely frustrated with their current financial situation and our "MOASS IS TOMORROW" or "ALWAYS WINNING" attitude, no matter what stunt they pull, has to be infuriating.
She remained optimistic in the face of failure.
I posted a shit meme about moass tomorrow and I still don't understand what the point is lol.
I CAN STAY RETARDED LONGER THAN YOU CAN REMAIN SOLVENT HEDGEFUKS SUCK MY NUUUUUUUUUUUTS
This is beautiful.
i got turned on looking at the top left corner of your picture
Epic psychology
You had me at short bus
That is the best analogy ive seen in the last year 🤣🤣 perfectly describes the situation
Coincidentally, this just revealed to me the one true title of The Superstonk Movie: ladies and gentlemen, presenting.... The Big Short Bus
baaahahahahaaaa
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL she did you dirt
Yeeeeeeah, yeah she did. Happy fucking cake day muh d00d!
i love this OP thanks
I gotta tell you I love that stupid story
First comment.
I like the part where you’re in this subreddit and still had to explain that you rode the short bus.
MOASS tomorrow!!!
HahahahHaha
I seriously thought it ends with twenty years later we’re happily married. She still says “i’m first”
Oh, MOASS definitely tomorrow!
Moral of the story.....is?
The moral of the story is that you dont ride a bull blindfolded when there is no ice in your bucket!
We all ride the short bus. Retards winning.
If you shingle your house with flapjacks don't buy the cheap kitty litter.
Be like the girl on the short bus?
MOASS is always today. And if not today, then it's surely tomorrow
MOASS TOMORROW
Nick Lachey
I don't get what they're trying to say
hype every day got it
This is the best comment I’ve read in quite some time. This is what it’s all about.
Hope he married her at least afterwards.
Ignorance is bliss.
MOASS tomorrow
I'm first!
Today is the daaaay!
I’ll comment on this tomorrow
ROFL! Plot twist: Her name is "First"
So...MOASS tomorrow.
When someone asks “who hurt you?” You know the answer.
It really is all about perspective
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The MOASS is tomorrow! Trust me bro
First!!
Weird fan fic but ill still upvote
MOASS tomorrow; have you heard? I did, and repeated it; WORD!
So…. MOASS TOMORROW??
Good story, but it’s not the same. You actually lost the perceived race to the bus because the girl believed it.
To be fair, just because she believed she won the race doesn’t mean she did, either.
Out retard them. Thats always been the plan
Pardon me, I speak full retard….
No cell , no sell 🦍
Lmayo
This literally doesn’t make any sense, I just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this nonsensical bullshit
I think he’s trying to say that by us saying moass tomorrow everyday even though it’s not tomorrow enrages the shf’s becasuse even if moass isn’t tomorrow we still act like it’s tomorrow… I’ve now gone cross eyed and don’t know where I am.. purple circles everywhere
Get rekt fool.
This comment is precious!!
Hey, why not, it worked for the election...
What's the difference between a regular virgin and an HD virgin?
Maybe she was just introducing herself, her name was First.
As a retard myself can confirm
the perfectly encapsulates our retardation. we win.
"Yes Sir, we believe that are actually that retarded"
So are we all on the magic school bus but short bus version?
Moral of the story: Most users on
Shower thought: angst from some about the hype train, but it's the phrase itself we're misunderstanding. MOASS is tomorrow. Statement or question?
I think the best part, is that no matter how many days we wait, it'll never be "tomorrow", only ever today. This means if somebody were to ask "yesterday, you said tomorrow, so where is it?" You could easily respond "I said it was tomorrow, it's still today fam."
This poor guy still doesn’t understand why he was on the short bus…. Oh Superstonks…
So what you're saying is that 'MOASS Tomorrow!' Is the new 'GG EZ'. But that must mean we've been wrong all along and it's MOASS today!
Wat
As a fellow short bus rider, I can appreciate your story. Gotta love rural routes.
I am first
You’re telling me that a retard was immune to you beating her? Sounds like a half million other people I know of…
My brain isn’t working - how was she first if she got on the bus second?
I guess we just have to stay retarded against all odds and adversity.
🖍
We all know that you’re retarded because we are too and its ok to ride the short bus..🦍
I’m first 🖕
It's like a special form of kryptonite
I get it. First is the person's name.
Can you imagine the frustration of shorters? 😂 Bought the dip. Juicy sale. DRS Is the way. MOASS tomorrow. You can’t break that mantra. Every strategy is useless. You are working at least 80 hours a week for a year now to break the cycle and it’s does nothing. Even more worse it intensifies 😂
Poor OP, after all these years and he is still in denial about why he was riding the short bud.
lolololololol
Cringe. Meltdowners gonna have a field day with this one.
I also agree with the asymmetrical warfare.
Plot twist; Thyrst was her first name, she was shy and tried to introduce herself.
I may have been early, but I wasn’t wrong!
MOASS tomorrow!
Just look at all the negative media against us. Are they stupid enough to think we read. All I have been taught by my daddy apes back in February is buy and hold 😀. So guess what my fellow Apes WE WON Moass is coming and there isn't a thing they can do about it.
That girl grew up to be one of those people to type FIRST in youtube comments lol
After the MOASS happens, you're damn right I'm going to walk around saying "MOASS tomorrow" just to see who loses their sanity, and so I know who "The new poor" is.
Elite bagholder mindset
Ride or die. MOASS or death. Gamestop surpasses AAPL market cap or death. Nuclear pasta hands even after my body is in a coffin or cremated.
"annoy them to death" is suddenly a very good option here hmmmmm =)
I guarantee you the first day of MOASS that Kenneth Griffin and his colleagues will be forced to watch as the price rockets only to find out later that day from market info that almost no one sold. That’s when reality will kick in and they’ll say, “wtf they were being serious? The stock is $5k and no one’s selling. Our model shows that these idiots would’ve sold at least as 10x gains from the previous ath!!!!! WTF!!!!!!”
I see what you're saying...and daym it's savage..you can't be "reta...apes"
u gotta believe sky is the limit it is just a matter of time before going to the moon we all have time to spare hodl apes this is the sweetest joy next to getting pussies
What if I told you, you'd been training for this MOASS your whole life?
Bro got outsmarted by a retard 💀
I love genuine life experiences.
😂🤣it was special 😆
MOASS is tomorrow and if not read this message again.
We only have to be right once, they have to be right every day for the rest of eternity
Whats the TLDR
How does the saying go? 🤷🏻♂️
LMAYOOOO
That was my little sister! She has Down syndrome amd would always confuse first with here. She was saying “I’m here”. I’m sorry she made you cry
So MOASS tomorrow?
I read this 7 times before i got the point. I'm always excited, some days more than others. I'm sure excited about the next 30 days!
Hey heffer!
I took the bus with a special needs girl.
To be honest, I think it feels like the popcorn stock doing their daily hashtag that ends up on trending. Downvote me all you want but it wreaks of desperation and insecurity in my opinion. Just disconnect from here, it will happen eventually and worrying about it daily won't do anything except wear you mentally.
No it's FUD to fuck with those playing options and make the majority appear like childish idiots who don't know what theyre talking about .... the complete opposide to DD