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Well good luck! Winning on a slot machine doesn't really get boring, you'll just have to consider it your job for a bit, maybe hire a few little monkeys to push buttons for you!
Lost the job and apartment. Homelessness seems likely. Wouldn’t write that lighty, not looking to signal anything. Just wanted to quietly let that out during off hours. Will hodl xx until moon or death tho
Sorry to hear that :( I feel for you, this might not be the fast solution for you. Just know that I'm thinking about you and hoping for the best for you. No ape left behind!!
Could be a good chance to stack money while you don’t have the overhead of housing expenses. In the past I have worked construction jobs that put me up in hotels around the country and cannabis jobs where we camp out half the year. The outdoor cannabis growing season is just getting started. Good luck to you in whatever path you find.
Yo apes been watching a lot of super car stuff on YouTube and Dubai has a lot of used Lambo‘s for cheap like 100,000 just saying we should take a trip lol
I've looked into that in the past just for fun and read that a ton of those cars were straight up abandoned and in shitty condition. Some would even slash the seats and intentionally destroy parts for fraud purposes or maybe underwater on loan I don't remember. But those cars are cheap because they're in awful shape, there's 100% gems to be found that wouldn't require too much work to restore but it would still run you close to the cost of an already functioning car. Sorry for the long answer to your probably not so serious comment.
Click on your positions, if you don’t see a black m in a circle then you are in cash. I believe there is a key at the bottom to explain their symbols as well. For fidelity
Bro microwave it between several layers of paper towels, around 3-4 mins on each side(for thick cut bacon in my home microwave, ymmv). Am a chef and while everyone will think you’re crazy it’s the best way to do it imo. It sounds wrong but once you have some good microwaved bacon you’ll rethink your entire life
Laying on my actual floor, it's comfy ok? , pup next to me and you can see adorable pics of her in my previous posts that I shared out so I can comment here. Keep calm and buy hold vote!
Same here, and it’s not that I care about the situation any less, I am just so overly sick of the inaction taken by regulatory bodies and almost feel hopeless and severely cheated although I know it’s not over.
What's the best broker for the MOASS? Currently have shares with TD and Webull. I also have a fidelity account I just opened I could move my shares to if they are far better.
Man... I have two beautiful kids who I just want to see come to live fuller lives than I did. It terrifies me to think about leaving them before that fruition, and ultimately that's all I hope to accomplish. I have been drinking and was going to rant; but all that matters is buy.hodl.vote
Hey same here, but I figured out plenty of things make me happy in life. But, I don't have time to do them because I have to work to get money so I can do the things that make me happy. It's bullshit.
Hello there. Good to hear you're in an alright place! If you aren't holding for yourself atleast know you will be helping many others by holding :-) Hope you have a great night
Depends how high your balance is. I called fidelity and they waived the 75 dollar transfer fee because I had a certain amount in my account. I’m not sure what that number is. You should ask.
Serious question my fellow apes. There is a lot written about exit strategies, don't paper hand during the dips and selling on the way down. How does an ape know when we are really on the way down and it is time to sell? Your opinions are very much appreciated.
Selling on the way down means to sell when the stock has already far exceeded your price floor. Since each additional sell will relieve pressure and allow the price to lower, you want to have enough room to sell before the shares go under your target price.
Once dtcc and all hedge funds have gone under then you can start assuming the price will finally fall but people say the government will jsut be forced to print more money so idk. I’d assume we’ll see a high of 25 million, dips to 12 million then once it drops past 10 million is when I believe it’ll go down for reals.
Doesn't really matter, it hurts in that it the money made when first selling the options could be immediately used against you, or that long term, the wasted money on expired calls could have gone to shares.
Check main digital money sub, people saying multiple bank servers crashed on Friday and people couldn't take their money out. Bank of america, chase. Could be something.
To anyone who is posting about how they need GME to moon now or they’ll have to sell shares to pay bills, buy food, buy gas, etc. it has been recommended since January, ONLY invest money in GME that you are comfortable losing and/or won’t need. Don’t put yourself in a bad position like that, no one knows for sure when this will moon.
Since I don’t want to clog the sub with bullshit the apes I’m drunk apes and hope you all have a good weekend and cheers 🍻 to we mooning with the blood moon next week
This probably isn’t a great idea. Scheduling meetups when you are holding GME and will come in to wealth soon enough, that can definitely be abused & dangerous
All my friends are tired of me. Just today I finally convinced one of my friends to buy 2 shares. I feel so accomplished for it too because we’ll both get to enjoy tendies🥲
Humans like making connections and patterns and correlationations. It's in our nature. With that said, and out of the way, this statement makes me jacked.
I just said we needed an Ape dating sub. Actually that is weird, but an Ape meetup sub would be cool. Could go meet with other Apes and chat or whatever in your local area. I have NOBODY that is in that I can be physically present with to talk about GME. That would be fun
It’s no different. The whole point of a recall is because there are more shares than exist. To make that right, and because there is no way of knowing which share is real and which isn’t, shorts have to buy them all back due to how short they are. They can’t leave your synthetic share in the market, that would defeat the whole point if “fixing the issue”, so they have to buy it back from you.
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!apevote!
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Fudge... I had to buy more.
Luckily you're not alone
Been away all morning. Glad to see she's going the best direction.
Someone is messing with all of you sweating hedgies....
Question, when that girl marge calls how come you never answer and just start sweating? Is marge pregnant?
wrong thread
sharts ar fuk.
Tesla calls printing
Hedgies r fuk
Yo how do we get onto the discord server, want to never clock off from discussion lol
Well good luck! Winning on a slot machine doesn't really get boring, you'll just have to consider it your job for a bit, maybe hire a few little monkeys to push buttons for you!
!apevote!
Anyone know if that rule passed on Friday or if got postponed?
Lost the job and apartment. Homelessness seems likely. Wouldn’t write that lighty, not looking to signal anything. Just wanted to quietly let that out during off hours. Will hodl xx until moon or death tho
Sorry to hear that :( I feel for you, this might not be the fast solution for you. Just know that I'm thinking about you and hoping for the best for you. No ape left behind!!
:( please sell some to get on your feet
Could be a good chance to stack money while you don’t have the overhead of housing expenses. In the past I have worked construction jobs that put me up in hotels around the country and cannabis jobs where we camp out half the year. The outdoor cannabis growing season is just getting started. Good luck to you in whatever path you find.
This is not the way. You were only supposed to invest what you could afford to lose. Sell some shares and pay rent!
Probably a dumb question, but can someone tell me what "ELIA" means? I keep seeing it and urban dictionary didn't have answers 😅
I think it means “elaborate like I am” and then add an age
Tbh, there are some things you’ll only find right here lol
Explain like I'm ape
Morning is hereeee
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That breakfast sounds amazing. Is that just a weekend thing or do you go all out everyday?
It's morning here in Ireland. I know you yanks are supposed to be sleeping but do ya think I could get some pictures of buildings lit up at night?
All my papers and exams are due the day before the meeting. Can’t believe it.
Cuz you gotta get those exams before retiring you lazy fucker. Go get it 💪🏻
monday pleas come faster
Yes daddy
!apevote!
feels like a shitload of shills here right now
the new weekend fud is bacon microwaved in paper towels
FUD is at all time high rn
Lol Google showing activity at Shitadel right now
Cryptos crashed again, I'm thinking monday will be very interesting day
Way busier than usual still...
Glad we had some time to prepare for the moass......not nervous now just excited...IM READY! BRING IT ON! 🦍👊❤
Yo apes been watching a lot of super car stuff on YouTube and Dubai has a lot of used Lambo‘s for cheap like 100,000 just saying we should take a trip lol
I've looked into that in the past just for fun and read that a ton of those cars were straight up abandoned and in shitty condition. Some would even slash the seats and intentionally destroy parts for fraud purposes or maybe underwater on loan I don't remember. But those cars are cheap because they're in awful shape, there's 100% gems to be found that wouldn't require too much work to restore but it would still run you close to the cost of an already functioning car. Sorry for the long answer to your probably not so serious comment.
Just coming back from Dubaï... they are in shitty conditions... avoid. They’re cheap for a reason. (I’m in auto trade and buy regularly from UAE)
Ferrari for me
So what will be the big FUD/Shill thing be for this weekend?
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Wow those shrooms were strong. Gg apes nice day yesterday. Let's get them tendies momentum going next week hollaaa
Some people think humans are just apes that ate a ton of magic fungus. If it got us this far maybe we should eat more
ook my turn, my turn!
!apevote!
Just remembered it’s the weekend and now I’m mad
go make some microwave bacon
Michael BRRRY betting on:
How must it feel to be a walking signifier of death. Like Burry just points at something and it immediately turns to shit.
Is there a part of Fidelity’s web portal that lets me confirm I’m in a cash vs margin account? Same for Schwab
It should also tell you in your monthly statements i think
Click on your positions, if you don’t see a black m in a circle then you are in cash. I believe there is a key at the bottom to explain their symbols as well. For fidelity
Apes got any recommendations for cooking bacon? I'm talking next level bacon. Family secret tips. Wake my gf up with the smell of bacon level tips.
Bro microwave it between several layers of paper towels, around 3-4 mins on each side(for thick cut bacon in my home microwave, ymmv). Am a chef and while everyone will think you’re crazy it’s the best way to do it imo. It sounds wrong but once you have some good microwaved bacon you’ll rethink your entire life
Oven, usually I do it with a sheet of foil above and below one flat layer of bacon, and another sheet pan on top to keep it all flat
Laying on my actual floor, it's comfy ok? , pup next to me and you can see adorable pics of her in my previous posts that I shared out so I can comment here. Keep calm and buy hold vote!
As long as you got a blankie you’re good
I find myself coming here a little less... Still around and if you ever crave any muffins hit your boi up. Just lurkin'
Same here, and it’s not that I care about the situation any less, I am just so overly sick of the inaction taken by regulatory bodies and almost feel hopeless and severely cheated although I know it’s not over.
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Can't be hungover if you're still drinking Temple Tap
GME got moass than Loba 👌😉🚀🚀🚀
Apex loba?
Yay, Mond.... ah fuck still weekend
Im wondering if
who gives a shit. Buy and hold
I don't think he needs to publish it anymore... at this rate, we'll live through it and learn how big of a shitshow this is
How come the stockmarket isnt open today?! So strange #bullish
boomer hours
I think it's under maintenance, happens all the time now apparently
What's the best broker for the MOASS? Currently have shares with TD and Webull. I also have a fidelity account I just opened I could move my shares to if they are far better.
Fidelity
Fidelity
Hey everyone!
Man... I have two beautiful kids who I just want to see come to live fuller lives than I did. It terrifies me to think about leaving them before that fruition, and ultimately that's all I hope to accomplish. I have been drinking and was going to rant; but all that matters is buy.hodl.vote
Hey same here, but I figured out plenty of things make me happy in life. But, I don't have time to do them because I have to work to get money so I can do the things that make me happy. It's bullshit.
Hello there. Good to hear you're in an alright place! If you aren't holding for yourself atleast know you will be helping many others by holding :-) Hope you have a great night
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Pretty sure if you're transferring at least 2k they'll foot the bill
Depends how high your balance is. I called fidelity and they waived the 75 dollar transfer fee because I had a certain amount in my account. I’m not sure what that number is. You should ask.
Transfer money to your account or sell half a share if you have no more money
So when we think Blackrock is recalling shares?
No way, they would never pull the trigger. They will just mop up the scraps
Infinite Loss baby!
Why is this downvoted?! You rtsrded fucking apes, I swear 🤦🏻♂️
Serious question my fellow apes. There is a lot written about exit strategies, don't paper hand during the dips and selling on the way down. How does an ape know when we are really on the way down and it is time to sell? Your opinions are very much appreciated.
WardenElite
Selling on the way down means to sell when the stock has already far exceeded your price floor. Since each additional sell will relieve pressure and allow the price to lower, you want to have enough room to sell before the shares go under your target price.
Once dtcc and all hedge funds have gone under then you can start assuming the price will finally fall but people say the government will jsut be forced to print more money so idk. I’d assume we’ll see a high of 25 million, dips to 12 million then once it drops past 10 million is when I believe it’ll go down for reals.
Hi all! Long time XX holder. Really need some help figuring out what the best move here is.
Doesn't really matter, it hurts in that it the money made when first selling the options could be immediately used against you, or that long term, the wasted money on expired calls could have gone to shares.
LMAO, bruh. You're fucked tbh. Start working overtime now to offset losses.
I say roll em into shares now. The more shares held the better.
just hold 'em and see what happens
Check main digital money sub, people saying multiple bank servers crashed on Friday and people couldn't take their money out. Bank of america, chase. Could be something.
Who the fuck is up voting without a credible source
Link please?
OPEN THE GODDAMN CASINO!
To anyone who is posting about how they need GME to moon now or they’ll have to sell shares to pay bills, buy food, buy gas, etc. it has been recommended since January, ONLY invest money in GME that you are comfortable losing and/or won’t need. Don’t put yourself in a bad position like that, no one knows for sure when this will moon.
Since I don’t want to clog the sub with bullshit the apes I’m drunk apes and hope you all have a good weekend and cheers 🍻 to we mooning with the blood moon next week
!apevote!
How many years till MOASS?
0.0082 year
Made enough red beans n sausage to last me the next two weeks cheap yummy homemade food.
Just made
...it's a trap!
Nah I prefer not getting held for ransom
This probably isn’t a great idea. Scheduling meetups when you are holding GME and will come in to wealth soon enough, that can definitely be abused & dangerous
Please God let us get our tendies before my unemployment gets taken away
I can't stop talking about GME, past 5 months have been nothing but GME. People are getting tired of me lmao
I have stopped interacting with people. Deleted Instagram. Only ape understand ape 🦍
All my friends are tired of me. Just today I finally convinced one of my friends to buy 2 shares. I feel so accomplished for it too because we’ll both get to enjoy tendies🥲
Tell me about it. I have to be careful how I talk about it to others, because I realize I sound like a cult member, haha.
Took a tab with my friend and listened to Badly Drawn Boy's the Hour of Bewilderbeast. My first time. Life changing. Need sleep. Wen mayo.
I forgot about him. Revisiting now
Nice, I used to watch him in Manchester, early days. Old ape.
So you listened to an hour long album.. what did you do the other 7-10 hours of the trip??
LSD?
Hmmmm I guess I need to look into this
This is a funny
What if the aliens are just showing up to get a piece of this bitching squeeze?
Throwing this out there for more wrinkle apes to ponder:
Humans like making connections and patterns and correlationations. It's in our nature. With that said, and out of the way, this statement makes me jacked.
GM apes, greetz from the flatlands Again: Just HODL!!! 💎 🙌 🚀 to the 🌙
Earlier today an anonymous user gave me the starry award. DFV? 🤔
That was from me, you jackass. See if I do it again
I just said we needed an Ape dating sub. Actually that is weird, but an Ape meetup sub would be cool. Could go meet with other Apes and chat or whatever in your local area. I have NOBODY that is in that I can be physically present with to talk about GME. That would be fun
Individuals meeting up is a bad idea.
Ok, I like a beer with my crayons. I'll bring the crayons, you buy me a beer.
Y’all it’s 1 am here and my tits won’t stop being jacked. It’s been more than 4 hours. Should I call my broker?
Here it is morning. Tits are still jacked. Will be permanent I guess. Greetz from the flatlands.
Coins tanking again?
They are straight drilling. Sad to see for the ones who bought at the top.
Has it even stopped in the last 2 weeks?
We need an Ape dating sub
It doesn’t hurt that Reddit avatars are pretty hot
I second this
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Sunday should be interesting. Should get some news on the banks and feds having liquidity issues
Dumb ape questions
This is not financial advice.
If you’re in a cash account you’re all good you own the actual stock....in a margin account nope
It’s no different. The whole point of a recall is because there are more shares than exist. To make that right, and because there is no way of knowing which share is real and which isn’t, shorts have to buy them all back due to how short they are. They can’t leave your synthetic share in the market, that would defeat the whole point if “fixing the issue”, so they have to buy it back from you.
Don't trust what I am about to say.
Syth shares make no difference to the buyers
I finally got enough karma to comment with my fellow Apes! Jacked to the tits lets goooooooooooooooooooo
Hello Ape! Welcome!!! 🚀🚀🚀🙌💎🙌🥲🙌💎
At the Vegas airport. When lambo?
Rolls snake eyes, craps out
Finally enough karma to get my flair and comment! woohoo!
Welcome, always good to have the Amish aboard
How do you look at the cost basis of trade for transfers on fidelity?
Log-in to Fidelity app
Click your position on the app and it’ll be under tax lots
Anyone have link for a max pain DD? I know it’s been ongoing for a couple weeks, just still not grasping the theory. Thanks apes.
I think Max pain, just like SSR, is no longer a real consideration
https://www.reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds/
Less than 3 weeks til GME sharehodler's meeting! ♥️
V o t e
Evening hot shit
HEY APES