I'm gonna be the ΔΡΣ that starts MOASS with a $1. "Now at $1.35 billion, the Mega Millions jackpot is moving up and making history as the second-highest Mega Millions jackpot ever after no winner is named. The new jackpot drawing on Friday night will be another milestone in the game".
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Mega is $2
This shows how regarded I am, earlier today I also thought it was Thursday. 🙋♂️💁♂️🤦♂️
Is it too late to point out that the price of said purchase is in fact 2$?
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I got my billion-dollar tickets right here. Know what I'm gonna do with that billion? Yup! Lock up the remaining STONK and DRS/BOOK them all up.
The only thing 👆 in this entire crazy world that we live in that I know to be true anymoar.
https://www.npr.org/2023/01/11/1148330083/mega-millions-jackpot-grows-to-1-35-billion-after-no-big-winner
It’s 2$
I will never live this down 💁♂️🤦♂️🤣
Best of luck soldat 🫡
It's $2
I'm getting concerned now that the $1 ticket I got from the guy behind the Wendy's, third dumpster on the right with the blue checkmark may have been in fact a fake. 🤦♀️
Actually... FYI, incase you didn't know...a quick heads up, let me give you a rundown
gawdamn it 💁♂️🤦♂️
Wins Mega Millions. Gets greedy. Spends it on options. Delays MOASS further.
fuckin plot twist nightmares right here 👆
I win, I buy 200 million in gamestop. Yes yes, proof or ban!
PROOF
I'd buy soooooooo many fuckin shares.
Can you imagine walkin into the next annual shareHODLer's meeting and your seat is next to D.F.FuckinV Mr. AlphaDag?
I would definitely be investing in my favorite companies
Me too, GME, GameStop, GameInformer, EB Games, and anything RC touches before they put me in the dirt.
We could all pool tickets as a lottery syndicate. If all apes here put 10 dollers in escrow, someone could buy millions of tickets, then use any winnings to buy shares. Vote on a sell limit for the shares and divvy out that money after the sale.
Count me in! Minus the sell part, I don’t know that word
If you win, you might not even need to buy gme. Just say I will buy gme. That should break them 🤣
I'll admit to playing the lotto now and then, but I've mostly given up on Powerball and Mega Millions. The jackpots are so absurdly high because it's so unlikely for tickets to pay off. My state lotto jackpot is $16M and even the Pick 5 is over $500K, either of which would be life-changing.
Why GME?
It's a shitpost, let it's fate be decided by the vote.
Sorry bro...I have the winning numbers
This has to be a sign that an APE is gonna win this facka,... or are you me? 👀
$2
fml
Not spending $1.00 you wont
mods I'm being brigaded by people who are.. correct noooooooo!
Good but I think the lotteries are already rigged to a certain point
Why GME?
It's a shitpost, let it's fate be decided by the vote.
Hedge funds absolutely want people wasting money on lottery tickets instead of DRS’ing. ANY money they divert is a huge win
It's literally a shitpost my guy, chill