I found a transparent cutout of the emperor on a wiki and it looked so much like a school photo that I had to turn it into one. What should his yearbook quote be?

  1. Pretty sure someone actually did write that in my yearbook (quoting Starsky and Hutch though… because…. that was a thing)

  2. "Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Slacker the Senior? I thought not. It’s not a story the school administrators would tell you. It’s a Senior legend. Darth Slacker was a Dark Lord of the Students, so powerful and so wise he could use the weed to influence the sophomores and juniors to do his homework for him… He had such a knowledge of the weed and beer that he could even keep the ones he cared about from graduating. The cheap side of beers is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural. He became so lazy… the only thing he was afraid of was not graduating, which eventually, of course, he did not. Unfortunately, he taught juniors everything he knew, who then graduated high school as he slept. Ironic. He could save others from high school, but not himself."

  3. It’s not often I actually laugh out loud from Reddit. This is one of those times. Especially after scrolling through so many serious and quality comments, I HEARD this one in my brain. So good!

  4. “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.”

  5. “If one is to understand the great mystery… one must study all it’s aspects… not just the narrow dogmatic view of the Jedi”

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