Your mom has grown tired telling her friends "he's in college, .....art,.......he's still working on his degree,.....he's staying with me to save money for now,......ya he's back in school,......art.
Jesus Christ, I had to scroll back to check. How in the fuck did this horror of a smoothbrained, flea infested creature from the Black Lagoon convince any woman on earth to marry him? Was she catfished?? Green card? Was it his aunt??
The smell of dried semen and body odor is practically coming through the screen….
Just dried?
The underwear is hard as a stone because of it.
Dear God I said the same exact thing when I took a gander at this picture
Amd some old weed. Even though it’s Compton, he’s the only guy w a “mersh” supplier
Funny, I have never heard of anyone who lives together after the divorce.
Looks like a reckless Danny de Vito.
Pack it up. We're done here.
It’s still the only pussy he’s been in.
I can smell him through the phone
And is still having sex with said person
You haven’t explored enough of Reddit, obviously.
Unless his mom is 15 and animated with cat ears and both sets of genitals I can’t see this guy being interested.
That’s just…. That is rock bottom…
Right, I feel like we need an
Yeah I’m going to bed feeling pretty good about myself.
To hit rock bottom you have to stop digging..
I usually lurk here, but god damn you Ed geined him. Brilliant
You must shed more than my 2 huskies.
And careful, don't let him anywhere near those huskies.
gta5 side mission character
His mom bought that chair on Sunday and it was white.
This is why I feel sorry for prostitutes.
The objective is to roast him, not his mother.
Yea, I too feel sorry for her mom
WTF you need us for. That bio does it for you.
I know this is roastme but dear god OP what the hell 😭
🤣 true. I am just happy we don't have smellavison!🤢🤮
Whats the definition of insanity again??
It’ll make him stronger. Or at least more confident that the door nob can support his weight plus the 1.6 oz necktie from his 8th grade graduation
What the fuck am I looking at
That dude ate a shit ton of paint chips as a kid.
He’s a “what the fuck”
Shitgibbon in its natural habitat.
J.J. Abrams before pitching Rise of Skywalker
Straight Outta Dignity
That's just brilliant
Type of guy who has installed cameras in his mom's bedroom and bathroom.
I'm willing to bet those 2 rooms are one and the same
And don’t forget the camera in his moms asshole as well
You look like Austin Powers let himself go, took a handful of LSD, and became a homosexual trucker.
Ya baby ya haha
I was gonna say he looks like fat bastard lmao!
Groovy baby
To be fair I’m sure Austin Powers is taking LSD by the handfuls anyway.
Nice woman to take in a homeless ape.
I'd be more shocked if you didn't live with your mom.
If he isn't also "living" with two mutilated corpses in that Buffalo Bill basement, I'd be shocked.
Probably a good thing your mom doesn't live close to an elementary school. Or a Chuck E Cheese....
If a public bathroom stall was a person
But public stalls get cleaned sometimes... He definitely doesn't.
Your brain must be as dense as your body if you didn’t learn after the first art degree.
Art is suffering
You look like a partially eaten sucker that rolled under a crack house couch
I'll take it.
Never have I seen somebody work so hard at wasting their life.
Jeesussss Christ. I read that and felt it. It's like a comment grenade. Proximity causes damage
It does seem an oddly crafted aesthetic. I think the key cherry of patheticness is the homemade Elon hat.
The only thing lower than your testosterone is your credit score.
Don’t forget his metabolism
D A M N
His IQ. Can't be above 50. Hence the art degrees.
You didn’t need to mention the 3 art degrees as if that’s what made you a loser.
Well, it definitely adds to his history of poor decision making...
We can confirm at least one talent then, he knows how to waste money.
I just can’t seem to find a job with these two art degrees. Maybe I should get a third.
Definitely doesn’t help his case….
Type of dude to shit in his parents bed when they tell him to get a job
Your mom has grown tired telling her friends "he's in college, .....art,.......he's still working on his degree,.....he's staying with me to save money for now,......ya he's back in school,......art.
She has no friends
Corey looking rough these days
A cheeseburger walrus, maybe.
Tell us you're a Reddit mod without telling us....
Bachelor of farts
I'll Dutch oven your ass 🤣
For fuck’s sake, can someone please pass me the eye bleach?
eyebleach
Dude, I can smell that filthy hovel of yours through the picture!
Yes that's the picture Mr. FBI man
Dude has a pile of women's purses. He isn't stealing them for money. It's the only way he can get their address.
Based on the artifacts on the shelf, I’m guessing he’s been video taping little girls at the public pool since the early 90s.
I would prefer to be frozen alive and then burned immediately afterwards than to look at your browser history.
Thank you for showing us in grotesque detail why your wife divorced you. You made God sad today.
Jesus Christ, I had to scroll back to check. How in the fuck did this horror of a smoothbrained, flea infested creature from the Black Lagoon convince any woman on earth to marry him? Was she catfished?? Green card? Was it his aunt??
I'm not sure today was the day God was sad. Pretty sure he's been sad for the last 40 years.
I'd roast you, but I'm afraid to catch whatever it is you've got
Wtf kind of drugs did it take to make you think it would be a good idea to post this picture?
Bit early to be wearing an ugly Christmas sweater isn't it?
Try not to divorce your sister next, basement dweller. There's only so many family members you can go through.
Udemy certifications do not count as degrees.
You look like an overgrown a pubic hair
Thank you, sir. You make me feel like im not the only loser in the world, and im not even 40 yet. Also u look like u escaped from the Sasquatch club
That fucker got me in a headlock but I got away. 40 > 30 in my opinion. Hang in there dude, add me if you ever need a friend.
You look like a human high school bathroom stall
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
Got fucked by a coconut