I had a girlfriend that loved the fuck outta christmas and one year it was up to me to take down christmas decorations at work. Some of that cheap glitter got on me and when she found it and asked why i had glitter on, i couldnt disappoint her by saying I was taking down christmas decor so I just said I fucked a stripper
I make a game out of telling my wife what weird shit I'm reading if she asks. She also reads all kinds of things I don't care about, but I listen if she wants to talk about them.
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Hey, you can't just leave us hanging like that. How many laser pointers does it take to light up the moon?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/13/
https://what-if.xkcd.com/13/
Right, that's info we need to know!
No way I read that article also
I had a girlfriend that loved the fuck outta christmas and one year it was up to me to take down christmas decorations at work. Some of that cheap glitter got on me and when she found it and asked why i had glitter on, i couldnt disappoint her by saying I was taking down christmas decor so I just said I fucked a stripper
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I think it’s called Serious scientific answers to silly questions, it’s a book with that and random info like it
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I make a game out of telling my wife what weird shit I'm reading if she asks. She also reads all kinds of things I don't care about, but I listen if she wants to talk about them.
He doesn't realise he just saved his relationship.