I remember when I was younger, my animal books rarely mentioned how aggressive and dangerous honey badgers were, and they were mostly mentioned as following honeyguide birds to honey. (There's even a children's book about it, called Honey, Honey, Lion, that's based on an African folktale about the two animals.)
If that video came out today most of the screen would be blocked by a dude in front of a shitty green screen holding a comically small mic, making the video all about him.
It's just amazing how you can get most need-to-know info about honey badgers from memes alone, when "honey badger doesn't give a shit" can practically explain pretty much everything about their behaviour in any given circumstance xD
We call my little schnauzer the honey badger. Won’t back down, makes you push/step over him, bites you when he is done with you, eats the other dogs food.
I don't know for sure, but baby cheetahs actually use mimicry to look like honey badgers! Not enough that I'd think a honey badger would mistake them, but enough to ward off predators from a distance.
Honey Badgers are incredibly intelligent animals with superior problem solving skills. They are independent, fierce, fearless and really, really hard to kill. So, the wildlife version of the kid from Home Alone.
My favorite part of the Stoffel story is how after he got fucked up by the lions, after healing went back to fight the lions again. Stoffel really is the most badass of honey badgers.
In the wild baby cheetahs don't look like their parents they look like honey Badgers because lions and a pack of hyenas would eat a cheetah even adults but they all are afraid of honey Badgers.
honey badgers and crocodiles are the two only predators that can actually go full on against a pack of hyenas or lions and win, they don't fuck with them for a damn good reason
By far one of my favorite animals! Wolverines (same family) are bad ass too! Trekking hundreds of miles in their territory for shits and giggles. These animals are beasts! They just don’t give a single F..
One video on YouTube shows a honey badger getting bitten by a nasty venomous snake. The badger just sleeps off the venom, wakes up and resumes raising hell.
And people say Gryffindor, Slytherin and Ravenclaw are the superior house. These fuckers will fight 3 jaguars at the same time and the jags are the ones that will back off.
Nope. One is known to have been mauled by lions, escaped and healed up, then went back for more. Honey badgers live their entire life on hardcore mode.
Defend themselves from getting eaten by lions, ok, but I'm gonna need a source about stealing their meals, and also killing African porcupines, because these two sound made up.
Pound for pound one of the toughest mammals in the world. I watched a video of one escaping a pythons death grip, killing the python and fending off 2 wild dogs in the process. The badger ate the snake!
And they're bullet poor and can turn inside their skin which is flexible. This enables them to rip the balls of lions ( obviously male). Look jsit leave well alone unless you're a wolverine
Havnt these mfers known to attack lions knowing they’ll die just to prove a point or something? They will go at everything an anything. Buffalo. Get here. Elephant. Come on big boy.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
And they can walk backwards!
Behold the honey badger.
That nasty ass Honey Badger doesn't care, it doesn't give a fuck. It eats what it wants... Eeeew it's eating a cobra ohh that's nasty! Randal
Honey Badger takes what it wants!
Ooh, that’s nasty.
I remember when I was younger, my animal books rarely mentioned how aggressive and dangerous honey badgers were, and they were mostly mentioned as following honeyguide birds to honey. (There's even a children's book about it, called Honey, Honey, Lion, that's based on an African folktale about the two animals.)
Exactly what you should expect from a turbo Wolverine.
They are the embodiment of "Not giving a f*ck".
Watch him run!
Look at this little fuck.
The mullet says everything you need to know about these geezers
House full of bees will stay with me until my dying breath.
He's a badass
We need that video.
Honey badger crazyyy!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who watched this video back in the day lol
She don’t
Here for this. Was not disappointed.
He’s badass.
the fact that this is the top comment and it’s what i came here for makes my heart so happy.
BeatMeToIt
Always come looking for this… ewwww!
Beat me to it. The honey badger just don't care
OH my GOD
Op forgot to say they steal girlfriends as well
Came here to say the same, I applaud you! Lolol
It just takes what it wants
casual geography has a great video about honey badger.
If that video came out today most of the screen would be blocked by a dude in front of a shitty green screen holding a comically small mic, making the video all about him.
Many animals can defeat it.
An interesting fact is that they don’t care, along with not giving a shit.
It's just amazing how you can get most need-to-know info about honey badgers from memes alone, when "honey badger doesn't give a shit" can practically explain pretty much everything about their behaviour in any given circumstance xD
We call my little schnauzer the honey badger. Won’t back down, makes you push/step over him, bites you when he is done with you, eats the other dogs food.
Kidnap baby cheetahs? Like eating them?
Holding them for ransom
I don't know for sure, but baby cheetahs actually use mimicry to look like honey badgers! Not enough that I'd think a honey badger would mistake them, but enough to ward off predators from a distance.
They say baby cheetahs look like honey badgers so others don't mess with it. Maybe they were mistaken for their child.
Honey badgers have been known to raise cheetah child armies
I think they're fostering em
They go to Disneyland
They're fun
Like ten replies and non of these fools made a joke about a Cheetoh ransom. Amateurs.
https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg
Look at that sleepy fuck.
I'm betting I know what this is already, but I'm about to click it.
“Watch out!” says that bird
An all time classic.
I love that! The Honey Badger is my spirit animal!
but this is the OG
Okay, okay, okay. Are you telling me their not ideal pets or something?
Honey Badgers are incredibly intelligent animals with superior problem solving skills. They are independent, fierce, fearless and really, really hard to kill. So, the wildlife version of the kid from Home Alone.
I mean, it sounds to me like they keep pests away, get honey for you, provide for themselves...
*they're
Are you telling me their not ideal pets,
Are you kidding? They'll keep you safe against anything
It will become their house that you are permitted to live in sometimes.
Is no one going to comment on how photoshopped this is?
I had to scroll down so far to finally see anyone comment on this
I knew something fucking looked off.
Just realized
Literally looks like its mouth is pasted on.
Thank you, I was really worried by how far down I had to scroll.
Apparently no, at least 18k people didn't even notice how badly edited it is.
Or how not a single snake is poisonous?
Stoffel!
My favorite part of the Stoffel story is how after he got fucked up by the lions, after healing went back to fight the lions again. Stoffel really is the most badass of honey badgers.
Stoffel is the most awesome of the zero fucks given species. No human gonna keep me down/in 😂
In the wild baby cheetahs don't look like their parents they look like honey Badgers because lions and a pack of hyenas would eat a cheetah even adults but they all are afraid of honey Badgers.
honey badgers and crocodiles are the two only predators that can actually go full on against a pack of hyenas or lions and win, they don't fuck with them for a damn good reason
Look at that sleep fuck
Ew it’s nasty!
And bite the balls of lions 🦁
Holy karma farm account
When my great-niece was born my niece was told that the baby was “unsurvivable”. They expected her to die within 48 hrs.
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, mushroom, mushrooom!
Life was simpler back then.
A snake, a snake Snaaake! A snaaaake Oooh, it's a snake
But can they dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Willing to do an AMA if anyone's interested
Venomous*
Thank you. I know it’s petty but it blows me away how people just don’t know the difference.
Found the prescriptivist. There's always at least one of you skulking around.
THANK YOU
Bad boy of savanna
Whoa…they are a ball of fun. I didn’t know they were this vicious.
The thug of the forest
Honey Badgers are on some next level of Black Air Force Energy.
Daniel Ricciardo
The great Australian Honey Badger.
He is Bad to the bone, atleast to the ger since he is a Badger.
Underrated comment.
Happy cake day
A savage, straight savage!
By far one of my favorite animals! Wolverines (same family) are bad ass too! Trekking hundreds of miles in their territory for shits and giggles. These animals are beasts! They just don’t give a single F..
"They don't want peace they want problems, they don't seek comfort they seek conflict" - Casual Geographic
In short, honey badgers are very busy and don't have time to answer your questions.
Daunting to be a member of a sports team named after them and try to live up to their ferocity.
A domesticated honey badger has also become involved with Red Bull after 5 years away
Honey badger don’t give a fuck
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...
The honey badger, capable of doing anything and finding all things to do, but it can’t find a single fuck to give.
And they are cuuuute😅
I love them, even in games they are insane i impaled one whit 2 shovels and it was still alive (Far Cry 5)
I hear they attack lions' testicles if they're provoked? Is that true?
Mustelids are fucking beasts!
Far Cry has taught me that honey badgers don't deserve mercy
And if they are named Stoffel, they are also escape artists.
Best of The B3$T, of The BE$T, OF tH3 BEASt.
Wolverines are honey badgers that are 2 times the size and with bone crushing jaws. They just dont need to gloat like the honey badger.
I dated her for a while. They eat souls too.
If Pauly Walnuts was an animal
Pound for pound champions
Someone calls me “Honey Badger”.
His teeths are so tiny 🥺
Who would win in a fight? Honey badger or the wolverine 🤔 Vicious little things 🤕
Wolverine are their bigger cousins, and fend off bears and wolves. Also see one casually hunting an adult caribou:
Badass!
One video on YouTube shows a honey badger getting bitten by a nasty venomous snake. The badger just sleeps off the venom, wakes up and resumes raising hell.
Wakes up and eats the snake that bit him then goes looking for more trouble.
Stoffel!
And they now occasionally ride red bulls again
He isnt metal enough to keep his mclaren seat
Petition to change the name of the Honey Badger to Florida Man.
Honey Badgers say Zero fucks given (my spirit animal)
Another kindred spirit.
Was thinking this exact thing! The animal who gives the least fucks of the animal kingdom.
This photo is shopped to hell and back. Downvoted for fakeness.
They don't give a fuck
Sounds like the Ahole of the Animal world
Jeasus...its like your describing my buddy's ex wife...
Is this image edited to put the mouth on or am I insane?
Venomous
Venomous*
This guy is the definition of I Don Give A Fuck
Honey badgers are very recent animals. By recent I mean 2005-2006ish. Strangely, Chuck Norris posted a "missing dog" sign around the same time. /s
Honey badgers are also very resistant to poison amount of snake poison needed to kill a little elephant means only short nap for them
And people say Gryffindor, Slytherin and Ravenclaw are the superior house. These fuckers will fight 3 jaguars at the same time and the jags are the ones that will back off.
Ten points to Hufflepuff!
Lion will one shot that little thing.
Nope. One is known to have been mauled by lions, escaped and healed up, then went back for more. Honey badgers live their entire life on hardcore mode.
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It makes sense honey badgers are not invisible.
Defend themselves from getting eaten by lions, ok, but I'm gonna need a source about stealing their meals, and also killing African porcupines, because these two sound made up.
Daniel Ricciardo, this you?
Also covered the ark of the covenant
Really?
If Deebo was an animal
Nature's baddest animal
Stocky lil fucker ain’t it
Pound for pound one of the toughest mammals in the world. I watched a video of one escaping a pythons death grip, killing the python and fending off 2 wild dogs in the process. The badger ate the snake!
With a fringe like that I'd be angry all the time too.
Honey Badger vs Wolverine, make it happen universe.
They're def the most hardcore animal out there
Pesky
This mf look like DA BABY by the face..
Thats scarier than a bear because its probably harder to see coming
They also regularly chase away bears.
They also bring down wildebeest by crushing their testicles with their powerful jaws!
Crazy skunk
These Lil shits OOZE retro Black AF1 energy.
And their milk is delicious!
I bet I could hit him in the head with a bat and he wouldn’t have shit to say after that
The last 2 things are the same.
I mean, look at those tiny teeth. A bite can’t possibly hurt that much, right?
Kidnap?
Black Air Force Animal
Menace
And they're bullet poor and can turn inside their skin which is flexible. This enables them to rip the balls of lions ( obviously male). Look jsit leave well alone unless you're a wolverine
Hufflepuff is gonna fuck you up!!
Mushroom, Mushroom!
Wolverine has entered the chat.
And they are resistant to poison.
Definitely top of the food chain
Honey Badger is fierce!
Oddly, they enjoy belly rubs.
Real vato loco.
There was a wild kratts episode about how they’re the thoughts animals in the African savanah
Badger, my ass! It's probably Milhouse.
Stoffel the honey badger that can escape from anywhere!
How this is not a sports team mascot yet is beyond me.
Kinda like me, on crack and no regard for anyone’s safety
Hmmmm…this is what my hubby calls me. Now I know. Having a conversation with him about this 😛
Who would win in a Death Match? The Honey Badger or The Wolverine?
Who would win in a
Havnt these mfers known to attack lions knowing they’ll die just to prove a point or something? They will go at everything an anything. Buffalo. Get here. Elephant. Come on big boy.
And they say to the lion: "Thanks for the food, STUPID!"
I swear if it were possible to own one of these animals and domesticate it, I would
My spirit animal
this motherfucker was a bitch in farcry
wow someone needs a hug.
Honey Badgers are the chaotic evil of animal kingdom.