What song is funniest when replacing “Heaven” with “Kevin”?

Imagine there’s no Kevin :(

It's easy if you try.

"You're just too good to be true / Can't take my eyes off of you / You'd be like Kevin to touch / I wanna hold you so much"

I LOVE YOU BAAAABY

I love that song

Kevin knows I'm miserable now

He’s a good friend who listens to you vent

I was looking for a job and then I found a job- and Kevin knows I’m miserable now!

Ohh baby do you know what it's worth, ohh Kevin is a place on earth.

I'm now going to sing this to my husband at every inconvenience.

When Kevin just don't care if I

"Just Like Heaven" by the Cure.

This is the first thing I thought of too! So perfect. Just like Kevin.

As a Kevin, I feel both attacked and reluctantly seen.

Adjusting glasses and clearing throat

Okay this wins

The Cure wins in general. One of the best of all time.

Kevin, must be missing an angel.

This is the first thing that popped into my head.

Kevin, must be missin' an angel

Oh, where oh where can my baby be? The Lord took her away from me She's gone to Kevin, so I got to be good So I can see my baby when I leave this world…

God made her hook up with another dude.

"so I can see my baby when I Steve this world"

This monkey's gone to Kevin.

“In Kevin, everything is fine, In Kevin, everything is fine, You’ve got your good thing and I’ve got mine, all mine!”

And if man is 5, then the Devil is 6. And if the Devil is 6 then God is Kevin! (Okay, not entirely on point but that's my favorite bit of Monkey's Gone to Heaven)

Really happy to see Pixies this high up in the comments 👌

Then GAWD is Kevin!

There was a guy An underwater guy who controlled the sea Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey

"in Kevin, everything is fine"

Would you know my name?

Cause I know I don't belong

Would you know my name?

Lying here in my arms.... Baby you're all that I need.....

This is the winner in my book!

Damn it my brain is incapable of coming up with a single original thought. I came to say this :(

Kevin Beside You

Like the coldest winter Jill

Kevin within?

That's fucked up, and I'm not blind

And you think you have it still: Kevin inside you

I do that with Gone Away by The Offspring

The world is so cold, now that he's gone away!

Kevin can waa-aaaa-aaaaaiiiiiiittt!

Maiden?

Up the Irons!

Kevin can wait for another day!

Came here looking for this

Oh Kevin is a place on earth!!!

They say in Kevin Love comes first.

Oooh baby do you know what that's worth?

Do you know what that's worth?

This was my first thought as well!

Say HELLOOO to KEVIN. KEVIIIN. KEVIIIIIIIN. YEAAHHH

I can hear Chris belting it out right now.

Most intense kindergarten teacher ever.

Immediately Cornell popped into me head wailing this 🤣

I sing this every time I hear the song. Not sure why. Probably because it drives my SO nuts and it gets stuck in my head for a couple days.

Came here for this exactly. Lmao

If you told me that I was wrong for 20 years and that he really says “Kevin”, I’d probably believe you. I’m still finding Chris Cornell lyrics that I sing wrong words to.

Pairs nicely with Full on Kevin's Mom haha

This is hilarious 😂

Thank Kevin, for little girls.

WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE

Confirmed Kevin Epstein.

This is bad even with Heaven instead. Without context there's no way to make it sound good lol

Woah oh Kevin let your light shine down!

I was looking for this one. I sing this to my friend Kevin all the time. lol

It's like the time my taller brother Kevin was shining his flashlight through the attic down to where I was trying to plug in a Christmas tree

I relistened to some Collective Soul last week. Really good. :)

Keeeevin… I’m in Keeeeevin…

And my heart beats so, that I can't hardly speeeeeeeeeeeeak...

Maybe it's a generational thing, but I expected this to be higher.

And I seem to find the happiness I seek, when we're out together dancing cheek to cheek.

I'm surprised I had to scroll so far to find this classic by Fred Astaire.

This is funny but now I’m thinking about John Coffey and kinda getting sad. This is a great one.

Too much heaven - Bee Gees

"Heaven" by Bryan Adams

At my old job this guy named Kevin used to always get a bunch of cream cheese for his breakfast bagels at the cafeteria so the head cafeteria lady used to sing “cream cheese kevin” to the tune of “we’re in heaven”

"Baby you're all that want When you're lyin here in my arms I'm finding it hard to believe We're in Kevin"

“Kevin” by Brian Adams

This is the one I was thinking off

Almost Kevin, WEST. VIRGINIAAAAA

BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAIIINNNS

Exactly what I was thinking.

Kevin isn't too far away.

I scrolled far enough down to find my people.

No matter what your friends might say

First one I thought of

Yeah, I don’t know what it says about us, but my mind went straight to Warrant too.

Kevin is a halfpipe.

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This was the first to come to my head as well!

I forgot about this incredible song, thank you so much.

Too much of Kevin,

This was my first thought. Sad I had to scroll so far.

Eiffel 65 - Too Much of Kevin

Dudeeee. Hadn’t thought about that song in a long time. Throwback to middle school haha

First song that came to mind when I saw the prompt; was hoping I wasn't alone!

Control+F "too much"

It's hard to imagine that nothing at all could be so exciting, could be this much fun, ohhhh Kevin

Talking Heads - Kevin

This is funnier if you know how it sounds

This is the only response that matters! First song to pop into my head.

Locked out of Kevin 😏

Cause your sex takes me to paradise Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise And it shows Yeah, yeah, yeah

Came here to say this one. Kevin is having a lover's quarrel with his domestic partner.

This is the first one that made me audibly chuckle.

Baby you're all that I want. When you're lying here in my arms I'm finding it hard to believe We're in Kevin.

whispers: "we're in Kevin"

Fatboy Slim is fucking in Kevin

Like the coldest winter chill, Kevin beside you, hell within

Stairway to Kevin

And she’s buying a stairway… to… Kevin.

Australian satire outfit The Chaser actually did

Butthole Surfers have an album named Hairway to Steven!

Stairway from Kevin?

ON AND ON SOUTH OF KEVIN

There it is! That's what I was looking for 😂🤘

Kevin's on fire by Kiss lol

🎶Paint the sky with desire Angels cry, Kevin's on fire🎶

In Kevin, everything is fiiiiiine.

You've got your good things

Pennies from Kevin

"You, Soft and lonely

*Soft and only

Knock knock knockin’ on Kevins door.

How far is kevin by los lonely boys kevin isn,t too far away

How far is keeeeeeevin

My dad is named Kevin, and loves Los Lonely Boys. No one let him see this.

Her love shines over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven (slice of Kevin)

Seventh heaven theme song, just becomes a song about a fuck ton of smiling Kevin's.

Went to school with a guy who was called Kevin bevins and we would sing this around him the whole time

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And baby you're all that I want When you're lyin' here in my arms I'm findin' it hard to believe We're in Kevin

Kevin knows I’m miserable now - The Smiths Kevin and Hell - Black Sabbath

Where were you, when they built that ladder to Kevin?

Heaven by the talking heads.

Replacing 'Heart' with 'Arse' is always hours of fun as well!

Don't tell my arse, my achy breaky arse

Once I had a love and it was a gas

Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Arse Club Band

I've been locked inside your arse-shaped box for weeks

Shot through the arse, and you're to blame...

Quit playing games with my arse.

"Stop dragging my arse around" by Tom Petty and the Arsebreakers

Keep me searching for an Arse of Gold...

"That's not the shape of my arse"

Irish Blood, English Arse

Switching squirrel with girl is fun too. Squirrels just wanna have fun.

Let my love open the door

Owner of a lonely arse

Who do you think you are

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart

Don’t go breaking my arse

Last Christmas, I gave you my arse, but the very next day, you gave it away

I change "money" to "monkeys" and "love" to "drugs."

Kevin help my arse - Tina Arena

Kevin, I'm in Kevin, and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak...

Kevin only knows.

Kevin knows what kind of fool am I.

Kevin would be a DJ, spinnin dub all night long. And Kevin would be just kickin back, with Jesus packin ma bong.

Kevin Is A Place On Earth - Belinda Carlisle

Kevin can wait…and all the gods come down here just to sing for meeeeee

Show me Kevin

Kevin or Las Vegas?

The only problem with this one is no one would be able to tell because no one can understand a damn word she sings anyway. Lol

Came for this one^

These are so great! My friend would always change girl to squirrel in songs. 😂

Tears in Kevin.

Would you help me stand...

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? Ooh, Kevin is a place on Earth They say in Kevin, love comes first We'll make Kevin a place on Earth Ooh, Kevin is a place on Earth

Feels like Kevin, Fiction Factory

Kevin knows I'm miserable now. The smiths

Sheep Go to Kevin, Goats Go to Hell

I will never listen to that song without adding Kevin.

Kevin isn't too far away

Heaven by Bryan Adams

The first time I ever heard the song

Would you like to go to Kevin's tonight?

And she’s buy-eye-ing a Stairway… to Kevin.

"Hero" by Chad Kroeger.

Warrant - Heaven. Lyrically it changes the song into a song about a stalker named 'Kevin' getting closer.

-- Tears in Kevin --

Almost Kevin,

Our father, who 'art in Kevin.

Our fathers Howard and Kevin ….

Especially for those with brothers named Kevin

Can I Take my Hounds to Kevin?

Wrong side of kevin

There's a lady who's sure

Thank Kevin For Little Girls

And I'd give up forever to touch you 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to Kevin that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now

Kevin can wait

Where I find my Kevin

Kevin

A Little Piece of Kevin

Would you know my name?

You Soft and only You Lost and lonely You Just like Kevin