Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I agree. No excuse for that and that is why I haven't bought the new games yet. But i have a lot of nostalgia associated with the games and the anime. Plus, I have a sentimental attachment to many of the Pokémon in the Pokémon universe.
Not sure why you're downvoted when you're mostly correct, and I say this as a disappointed Pokemon fan with how things have been going lately. Legends Arceus had a lot of new improvements and updates but looks like Gamefreak decided to not adopt some of them in SV.
What got you into Pokemon? I used to watch Pokemon when I was small but it didn't create a lasting effect on me as much as to go the costly Nintendo route.
Two things. The anime and those little tazos that you used to get in the Cheetos packets that cost 10 bucks. Yep, Nintendo stuff isn't cheap though, but I have never had any software and hardware problems till now. And hope I never will! 🤞
i so so want to gift this switch lite to my 11 year old baby sister as gift, dont know much about nintendo eco system, more of a steam pc gamer myself.
I think the switch lite is a great handheld for a young gaming enthusiast. Pokemon let's go series are a great way to get one introduced into the franchise.
Lost faith in Game Freak. Most successful media franchise in history and selling games as if they just had a deadline of one week. Hope they hear the legit criticism of the fan base though.
As someone who was into the old Pokemon games, I bought the switch lite recently and finished let’s go pikachu (and loved every second of it). I want to get into other Pokemon games but really am not familiar with the new Pokemon apart from the original 151. Would you recommend any other switch Pokemon game for someone who doesn’t really care for all the new Pokemon they’ve added? Also what’s your favourite new gen Pokemon game?
I would recommend either the Generation 8 or 9 games. The Generation 8 games have incredible hand holding and they are easy but on the other hand you can also try the Generation 9 games as they are the newest and its all the talk right now. Literally can't go wrong with both
Ash Ketchum Pallet town 02501001004007(This is just the pokedex number for Ash's first four Pokémon that he caught - not an actual number No social security number, I prefer to be socially isolated.
I love Pokemon but never got around to playing the games. I’m finally working myself and in a position to get myself a Switch just to play Pokemon. Is it worth it? Any tips for an absolute beginner that YT may not be able to provide?
For me, its worth it. Its an easy to use hand held. Good battery life especially in the V2. You can play other Nintendo games as well. Generally on vacation, I always make it a point to take my consoles with me.
Anywhere! You can literally any start ftom any season of the Pokémon anime or any of the games and it can be a stepping stone to other games. The games in every generation it tailored to cater a new fan. So you don't have to worry about which one you pick.
I want to get into pokemon. But for me the graphics is just repulsive after seeing how botw looked. Most of the 2d ones are not on switch. The ones that are on the switch are not good.
Damn that's cool bro I m also highly interested in Pokémon but never got to play in nintendo :( just played their trading card games in mobile and every Gameboy game . And by any chance do you play tcg live?
Man my oh My. I am not envious of you but if you invite me to your home, I am sure some of the figurines will be missing. These are so cute especially that Pikachu, blue one and the white one.
Great collection! I have a lot of nostalgia for the (non-3D) DS era. It also spawned some of the best spin-offs in the form of Pokemon Rangers and Mystery Dungeon games.
Never had a handheld, I'm into modding also never got into pokemon, I was thinking about getting a V1 switch and mod it to play Pokemon. Wanted to know what else I can do on a switch
I was going to pick up arches upon release but heard it had a few issues. Have these been tended to at all or is the game pretty much in the same state as it was at release?
Do you plan on buying scarlet or violet? If yes do you wanna play? Mine is coming around Christmas so we can play together bcz of the new multiplayer crap
do you have a vapereon plushie as well?
Nope. Is it your favorite eeveelution?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Legendary copy pasta
Lol and here I thought Ditto was the OG Stud.
I did see this comment somewhere else too
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol’ two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
I read this copy pasta just few hour back in one of jan's videos...
Where are the feet pics?
I am only into Pokémon feet. 😂
When and from where did you got gameboy advance
My cousin sister studied in the UK for her post graduation. She bought it for me when she came back to India.
Ditto is a S*x worker
True dat
What did it cost?
Cost in the sense? You mean just the games or my entire collection as a whole?
Can I have your GBSP? I lost mine on a train because I was a careless idiot back in my teens and I miss it very much 😭
Damn! Sorry to hear that but no. What games did you play on that?
Favourite Pokemon and favourite game/region
Blastoise, Kanto and LeafGreen. Although, Legends Arceus has given LeafGreen a run for its money. Yours?
Have you done a nuzlocke yet?
How much Pokémon hentai do you consume in a day
None. Steered clear of that ever since I accidentally saw Gardevoir's 'art' on Google.
ye konsa Pokemon he?
Sus
Rowlet figure and bulbasaur plush? Based .
How have you not given up on this franchise yet? Its turned into absolute garbage with Gamefreak pushing out mediocre crap year after year.
I agree. No excuse for that and that is why I haven't bought the new games yet. But i have a lot of nostalgia associated with the games and the anime. Plus, I have a sentimental attachment to many of the Pokémon in the Pokémon universe.
Not sure why you're downvoted when you're mostly correct, and I say this as a disappointed Pokemon fan with how things have been going lately. Legends Arceus had a lot of new improvements and updates but looks like Gamefreak decided to not adopt some of them in SV.
Had launch??
I think you meant to say lunch and I did. I hope you had your's as well. 😀
Are you a pokimon fan by any chance?
You mean the Twitch streamer? No, I am not but I am a fan of Pokémon.
when will you grow up /s
Where did you your ds from?
Amazon India in 2017.
where to get those figures from?
I got them from a variety of places - Amazon, Wizplex, Landmark and Crossword. Quite costly though.
Where you get the cards from
Amazon and it cost a lot of time and effort to make sure that they were OG.
where is your number 1 game?
Pokémon LeafGreen. Yours?
Nice SP! The red 001 was my first SP too! What GBA games do you have?
All the gen 2 and gen 3 games. Never really played the gen 1 games.
nice
What got you into Pokemon? I used to watch Pokemon when I was small but it didn't create a lasting effect on me as much as to go the costly Nintendo route.
Two things. The anime and those little tazos that you used to get in the Cheetos packets that cost 10 bucks. Yep, Nintendo stuff isn't cheap though, but I have never had any software and hardware problems till now. And hope I never will! 🤞
Why didnt ash grew past 10??
He bribed Dialga to go back in time.
Where did you buy the plush and figures?
Amazon, Landmark and Crossword.
It's ask me anything not give me anything! 😅
Overall cost ?
Somewhere in the early 1L. Though, to be fair, I have played the many mobile games like Go and Unite as well.
remember when Cheetos also had the Pokemon freebies tazos + plastic 3d miniature ?
Yep. I had collected quite a few. Though I can't seem to find them now.
How did you get all those physical copies?
Amazon and Mx2 games. Nintendo doesn't have a service centre but to be fair I have never experienced any problems with my consoles.
i so so want to gift this switch lite to my 11 year old baby sister as gift, dont know much about nintendo eco system, more of a steam pc gamer myself.
I think the switch lite is a great handheld for a young gaming enthusiast. Pokemon let's go series are a great way to get one introduced into the franchise.
How much was your 3DS? Don't remember that thing being cheap at all; my DS lite screen replacement is still costly, so can't even replace that 🥲
Around 28k to 30k I believe.
You didn't bought Scarlet or Violet?
Yep. Not gonna over 4k for a couple of games that have nothing but performance issues. Will wait for Nintendo to get its act together.
Arent switch games expensive?
They are. But I buy just one a year. So, 4k for 1 game per year doesn't seem like much tbh.
Send me ur 3ds for free
It's ask me anything not give me anything! 😅
Not sure about this, but are you a Pokemon fan by any chance?
Glad you could tell. 😆😁
How did street dogs respond to you throwing pokeballs at them?
Definitely not as good as the best doggo which is Growlithe.
What do you think of the newer Pokemon games?
Lost faith in Game Freak. Most successful media franchise in history and selling games as if they just had a deadline of one week. Hope they hear the legit criticism of the fan base though.
How did you decide which paired version you should get?
Trailers on Youtube and leaks on Reddit. I never buy a game if I don't know what Pokémon there are although Legends Arceus was an exception.
Which was your first ever shiny ? Mine was caterpie , my butterfree was with me the whole game
Hoppip in Pokémon X. Have had countless shinies since then.
Do you have a life? Jk thats a great collection.
I do. But truth be told, I prefer Pokémon.
Switch ya laptop ya xbox ya ps konsa bdiya hai lena hai kuch ? Please opinion
How you doing?
you are rich
Lol no. I have been involved in the franchise for nearly 20 years and I just spend around 4 to 5k per year which isn't a lot.
How old are you?
27
scarlett or violet
Haven't bought them but I am on team Violet. Koraidon looks to weird.
As someone who was into the old Pokemon games, I bought the switch lite recently and finished let’s go pikachu (and loved every second of it). I want to get into other Pokemon games but really am not familiar with the new Pokemon apart from the original 151. Would you recommend any other switch Pokemon game for someone who doesn’t really care for all the new Pokemon they’ve added? Also what’s your favourite new gen Pokemon game?
I would recommend either the Generation 8 or 9 games. The Generation 8 games have incredible hand holding and they are easy but on the other hand you can also try the Generation 9 games as they are the newest and its all the talk right now. Literally can't go wrong with both
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Blastoise Scorbunny Samurott Meowstic Hisuian Lilligant Zoroark
What is your name, number, address, credit card details and social security number?
Ash Ketchum Pallet town 02501001004007(This is just the pokedex number for Ash's first four Pokémon that he caught - not an actual number No social security number, I prefer to be socially isolated.
how's life
Good. Hope your's is good as well.
Ohhh so you like Mario
I don't know anything about it other than the fact he is Italian.
kothibanglacheck
Haha. No mate. Not rich. This has been an investment of the past 20 years. Not overnight.
Smash or pass:
Are you a virgin?
Judging by your username, it looks like you most definitely are not! 😂
Why?
Gotta catch em' all!
I love Pokemon but never got around to playing the games. I’m finally working myself and in a position to get myself a Switch just to play Pokemon. Is it worth it? Any tips for an absolute beginner that YT may not be able to provide?
For me, its worth it. Its an easy to use hand held. Good battery life especially in the V2. You can play other Nintendo games as well. Generally on vacation, I always make it a point to take my consoles with me.
No legs 💀
i don't think i will
Np. Have a good day.
When will a good Pokemon game come out? 🥹
Hopefully the Generation 5 remakes will be good.
If your mom's number turned into money, how much money would u have?
Lol. I have my own job. Pokemon is just a hobby.
recently got switch, do i have to buy the games? or i can download them and run from sd cards?
You need the physical cartridges or atleaat you Ned to buy the games from the digital store.
Pokemon ka 14 /s Nice collection bro/broette here's to having even more years of fun
Cheers bro!
One burning question I had which no one seems to be able to answer....
You should try Alcremie. Then you won't worry about Melody.
whats your opinion on 20 fps gaming,
That's the best FPS at which Pokémon runs. So I love it. 😅🤣
One of my favourite franchise aswell. I have played Pokemon Emerald around 50 times.
Still hunting for a GBA console! Any leads?
No, I am sorry.
bro what do you recommend for a person who wants to get into pokemon? where do i start in the anime? or maybe like games or stuff
Anywhere! You can literally any start ftom any season of the Pokémon anime or any of the games and it can be a stepping stone to other games. The games in every generation it tailored to cater a new fan. So you don't have to worry about which one you pick.
How to get into vit easily
How far into Violet/ Scarlett?
Didn't play yet. Waiting for them to fix the shit load of performance issues. Not gonna play a sub par game.
What is the answer to life universe and everything?
Anything you want it to be. In my case it's Pokémon.
Where's the scarlet and vio?
Will buy once the performance issues are dealt with.
Why am I not studying?
Because you are beginning to like Pokémon like me.
I want to get into pokemon. But for me the graphics is just repulsive after seeing how botw looked. Most of the 2d ones are not on switch. The ones that are on the switch are not good.
I agree. The games aren't for everyone. Compared to other franchises Pokémon needs to step up its game.
u need gba aur nds... but you probably have played it via emulators. 2d is unfortunately a part of bygone era
Damn that's cool bro I m also highly interested in Pokémon but never got to play in nintendo :( just played their trading card games in mobile and every Gameboy game . And by any chance do you play tcg live?
Nah. Not really a fan of the TCG. Just like to collect cards occasionally.
Malody itni chocolaty kyu hai?
Man my oh My. I am not envious of you but if you invite me to your home, I am sure some of the figurines will be missing. These are so cute especially that Pikachu, blue one and the white one.
Haha. They are cute.
What was your first shiny?
Hoppip.
Your first 2 sentences is literally me. Heavy connect.
Yaay! Happy to meet a fellow Pokémon fan!
Link for that analog thumb grip?
Not really able to find it on my previous order list. But there is wide selection on Amazon.
Favorite Gym leader and Champion? Also favourite Pokemon type?
Giovanni, I was so surprised at the end. Plus, I feel his gym badge is the coolest.
Great collection! I have a lot of nostalgia for the (non-3D) DS era. It also spawned some of the best spin-offs in the form of Pokemon Rangers and Mystery Dungeon games.
Never really one to play the side games as I am pretty much pre-occupied with the MSG. But from reviews not as good as the ones in the DS era.
On a scale of 1 to 10. How rich are you?
5.5 Jut your typical average Indian. This is a collection that spans for more than 10 years.
Amazing collection <3
Why my neighbour sucks?
Because he isn't into Pokémon
Never had a handheld, I'm into modding also never got into pokemon, I was thinking about getting a V1 switch and mod it to play Pokemon. Wanted to know what else I can do on a switch
Why are you the way you are?
Pokemon made me the way I am.
papa kya kerte hain??
He goes to work daily just like me.
Who are you? What’s yo name? What’s your home address? What’s your height? What’s your weight? What’s your gender?
You play any Apex on your switch?
Nah. Only pokemon games.
Do you play Pokemon competitively as well ?
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
I was going to pick up arches upon release but heard it had a few issues. Have these been tended to at all or is the game pretty much in the same state as it was at release?
Played it for around 60 hours. Really good. You won't find many problems with the game. Plus, its a real breath of fresh air.
Do you have moltres?
How much did the games cost and are they cheaper to get physical or digital?
Each game costs around 3.5k.
Based and pokepilled
Blowjob
why is there a pokemon called flapple?
Bro did you play Scarlet/Violet??
That 3DS is 🔥
Do you plan on buying scarlet or violet? If yes do you wanna play? Mine is coming around Christmas so we can play together bcz of the new multiplayer crap
Definitely. Will let you know once I can get my copy as well. I am get Violet most probably.
How to get a girlfriend in irl ?
Just be yourself.
Have u played Pokémon Brick Bronze
When will nintendo switch become mainstream in india?