What happened to Marilu’s black eye? Shouldn’t it be a sickly shade of green at this point? I only recall seeing the eye injury one time, and then never again. Did she have an overnight, miraculous recovery, or is Mami photoshopping it?
Is she trying to play on the phrase ‘these two’ but failing with ‘these crew’ kinda meaning too but also being high while typing it out but laughing anyway and saying out loud ‘I gotta post this! Ha-ha!’
She graduated from a New England private school and wants us to believe she can’t speak English properly?! She is so deep into this farce that she believes it herself…
And supposedly “went to education “ at college. All majors require a couple basic English classes. How did she pass those? Oh wait, we don’t know if she actually graduated, do we?
Look at these two totally looking like twins.🙄 Ed is sooooo much bigger than MaryLou (in my opinion he looks pretty ridiculous in that stroller—he’s 2.5 years old, why isn’t he out walking??) and his feet are like more than twice as big as her feet! It’s so ridiculous that she actually tries to pass them off as twins.
Haven’t read all the comments, but at least they have hats, jackets, shoes and socks on. Is she dragging them across the street to get a coffee and some photo ops?
Photo ops is the only reason she engages these children. Otherwise the nannies take care of them so she can take selfies or go out to the bar. She will have hell to pay when they reach the terrible teens.
These crew?! What an illiterate moron. Know she’s bad in her “claimed” slash poached language but she’s even [email protected] in English- her MA prep school & Mayflower descendent LEGIT & true first language.
Hey Hillary, you are an American who was born in The United States & whose first language is English. Do yourself—and especially your children—a favor and stop trying to sell the ridiculous fairytale that you are a person who learned English as her second language. If you don’t know who you are, let me shed some light on the situation: you are George Costanza still driving his in-laws out to his non-existent house in Montauk. Give it up already, Ma Nure.
I would like to see footage of a woman from Boston reading some of these ridiculous quotes from her to highlight exactly how bizarre it is that this very American woman speaks in faux ESL broken English.
Do you think? She doesn't have the time to invent her word salads. I'm sure she does it occasionally, but when someone doesn't help edit her diatribes, they're a disaster.
This is their new living room. It was previously the never used formal dining room. It's been garishly wallpapered and the living room sofas, arm chairs and lamps have a new home there. There's no longer a dining table and it is probably not missed.
I don't understand why they did such a cheap remodel. Look at the floor at the bottom.of the strollers, those floors were not laid by a professional. He has money, is he not willing to put any towards the kids prison?
What happened to Marilu’s black eye? Shouldn’t it be a sickly shade of green at this point? I only recall seeing the eye injury one time, and then never again. Did she have an overnight, miraculous recovery, or is Mami photoshopping it?
Malibu seems to become the second-unhappiest Baldwinito after Rafa.
Is she trying to play on the phrase ‘these two’ but failing with ‘these crew’ kinda meaning too but also being high while typing it out but laughing anyway and saying out loud ‘I gotta post this! Ha-ha!’
Es very diffront from Spanish.
The utter disdain on Malibu’s face says it all.
It looks like bolts of fabric on the chair in the background. Does she sew?
If she does, hopefully she’ll sew her mouth shut soon. She does nothing that would be considered domestic.
Hillary when are you going to use grammar properly?
Is she trying to be funny with a play on how you say, words, ala ‘these two’ but ‘these crew’?
Too hard because fake Espanol.
She graduated from a New England private school and wants us to believe she can’t speak English properly?! She is so deep into this farce that she believes it herself…
And supposedly “went to education “ at college. All majors require a couple basic English classes. How did she pass those? Oh wait, we don’t know if she actually graduated, do we?
Bottom of the class, I am sure.
Her babies look stoked to see her 😬
Marilu never fixed her being cancelled. Ilaria won’t fix a bad marriage and the fact her husband killed Halyna Hutchins.
These bitch.
Now that I've been around this sub for a little while, I finally get why so many would say that these kids always look unhappy...
Poor sweet little Lulu she looks frightened.
1st language always is 🤧
She must sit around and try to think of stupid shit she can write to make her seem ESL. What a loser.
What does ESL stand for?
Look at these two totally looking like twins.🙄 Ed is sooooo much bigger than MaryLou (in my opinion he looks pretty ridiculous in that stroller—he’s 2.5 years old, why isn’t he out walking??) and his feet are like more than twice as big as her feet! It’s so ridiculous that she actually tries to pass them off as twins.
Schwazenegger (? spelling) and de Vito twins.
They aren’t walking because trapping them (high chair, stroller) is easier.
Deez nuts 😉
That’s a skateboarding brand 😆🛹
an oldie but a goodie
Grammar. Is. Hard.
There's that saying, you can't cure stupid
Haven’t read all the comments, but at least they have hats, jackets, shoes and socks on. Is she dragging them across the street to get a coffee and some photo ops?
Thing is. They never left the apartment. And it was stifling in there with the heater on.
Photo ops is the only reason she engages these children. Otherwise the nannies take care of them so she can take selfies or go out to the bar. She will have hell to pay when they reach the terrible teens.
wtf are they wearing did she dress them in total darkness is she color blind
If I had that much money I would dress them so cute. Kids clothes are adorable.
Please tell me its not dry pasta in those pots ewwwwwwwww
this idiot spoke at the UN, how much did the geezer pay to promote her? they lied long time.
These crew?! What an illiterate moron. Know she’s bad in her “claimed” slash poached language but she’s even [email protected] in English- her MA prep school & Mayflower descendent LEGIT & true first language.
She’s fucking with us. But yea.
She’s fucking with us. But yea.
fucking TOOL omg she’s such a fucking tool
Hey Hillary, you are an American who was born in The United States & whose first language is English. Do yourself—and especially your children—a favor and stop trying to sell the ridiculous fairytale that you are a person who learned English as her second language. If you don’t know who you are, let me shed some light on the situation: you are George Costanza still driving his in-laws out to his non-existent house in Montauk. Give it up already, Ma Nure.
They look so over her shit.
The nervous tentative looks on their faces is sad
The terrible shoe family
A couple random thoughts...
wow those really are some Sims 1 lookin shit chairs 😂
She isn't very good at either of her languages
Es rilly rilly differont
Thanks to the Godmothers, they get outside.
Remind me again...what were the names of the fancy, expensive private schools in Boston she attended.
I think it's 'To Education'
Malibu knows what's up! Hang in there baby girl, I hope you'll escape with your big bro Raf as soon as you're old enough 🏃♂️🏃♀️🏨
Imprisoned always
Nobody cares, Hilarrhea
"Me am, how you say pushing these short people in them wheelie things that they sat on".
Has she been dropped on her head?
She drunk
She really is just el stupido.
🤦♀️
The cringe is strong with this... or should I say "these" one... 🙄🤦♀️
Maybe instead of having the nannies help with homework you should try it. Learn some grammar!
Is rilly hard for Mami to remember the right words!
English is not her first language! /s 🙄
Mary Lou Who is not a happy bunny
Ed is MASSIVE! Pretty soon he’ll just jump up and walk, and have to hump that pushchair or his highchair around on his back at this rate…
His shoe size compared to Malibu’s is ridiculous. That whole “twin” grift Mami plotted sure did get away from her 🥴
I wouldn't be surprised if he straight up Hulk'd it out the Sky Dungeon Penthouse windows.
Marilu 💔. I want to rescue her from that witch.
I honestly feel sorry for those kids having to be stuck with her as a mother.
Still strapped in...
And still with their feet just hanging ughhhhhh
I would like to see footage of a woman from Boston reading some of these ridiculous quotes from her to highlight exactly how bizarre it is that this very American woman speaks in faux ESL broken English.
I volunteer as tribute.
I have a little girl and I love dressing her cute every day. Marilu is always toddling around in some baggy, ugly clothes that look used
Same. I dressed both my boy and girl in cute things and it need not be expensive or niche boutique.
that fake ESL still going strong. wow.
De crew
A private school education down the toilet and can barely her speak/write her native language😬💀
I spy a stack of blankets 😂 Seen them in so many other pics. Do the kids or nannies crash on the floor?
Yeah for forced vinyasa
How many pics did she take to get this awful one?
Those crew look super happy and excited.
Oh she's definitely saying This Crew but in an accent 😂
She’s doing this on purpose for sure
Do you think? She doesn't have the time to invent her word salads. I'm sure she does it occasionally, but when someone doesn't help edit her diatribes, they're a disaster.
Ed dresses like a tiny grandpa.
Just like his grandpa Alec
Lol he already looks like a tiny grandpa 😐
Someone missed her DuoLingo Lesson...
Shouldn’t it be dees cru
That thing Ed’s in looks like he’s sliding out and dangling on for dear life.
But I’m sure influencer Hillary can provide me with all the specifics on her magical, amazingness stroller for her 75 lb bAbY.
She's as dumb as a can opener
Can openers are useful.
Stuck inside strapped in a stroller .
She learñin she learñin
The thing about this quote is she actually says "He's learning, he learning."
Those poor kids.
Omg, why won’t she stop with this already?! I hate it so much!! Speak and write English like the Mayflower Bostonian you are, Hillary Lynn.
Unhappy Lu. 💔
It’s like she KNOWS!
DuDu and LuLu the DeDe’s said “Bye Mami.”
I imagine Ed would like to walk a bit. If Hillary has her way, she’ll have him in a stroller till he’s 16.
eetz drrty, duh flur
She's just a struggling immigrant...English isn't her first language y'know.
Yeah, the language of Boston can make it very difficult to learn English
I will give to her credit that they are being dressed much nicer. And the strollers, etc...are nice and new.
Because she’s not there
Ohhhhh … That’s why it’s dirty the floor, the stroller has NYC all over her floors 🤢
Yea Hilary, those crew look absolutely thrilled to be strapped in for a hallway mirror pic
This is their new living room. It was previously the never used formal dining room. It's been garishly wallpapered and the living room sofas, arm chairs and lamps have a new home there. There's no longer a dining table and it is probably not missed.
I don't understand why they did such a cheap remodel. Look at the floor at the bottom.of the strollers, those floors were not laid by a professional. He has money, is he not willing to put any towards the kids prison?
And I loved rugs growing up. Not a cold hard floor.
ML, hang in there!
Uneducated💀💀💀
And severely emotionally and intellectually stunted.
Mary Lou looks shellshocked. I’m guessing since she didn’t “fix everything” with her unexpected arrival, she bears the brunt of her mother’s anger.
It rilly is very difícil. 🙄
Give her a break, ok? She did spend a total of two weeks in Spain in 2011.
They look so happy to be heading out for a pap stroll.
Like "This kids"
Muy stupido
Adidas sponsorship attempt?
She is doing this on purpose - she is not this much of a moron
She is very much of a moron
I think she gets high and doesn’t proofread before she posts.
Wanna bet ?!
Mary Lu looks frightened. Are these poor children ever smiling?
She acts like all ESL people speak like idiots. No, Hillary, the only idiota in the room is YOU
I enjoy reminders that pretentious Al married a certified moron.
🎯
But she uses big words like commemorate when Raf flips off the camera. Mami is muy Multi.