uh oh. i dont think these gents know the types of qualities people look for when shopping for sperm. im so excited for these people to end up with their literal and proverbial dick in their hands.
While I think the person in the photo is a moron, this is kind of dumb. I can pump my load into someone for free and its legal, but as soon as money is involved its not? Is it a semantics issue? As long as I don't call myself a donor? What if I just sell unprotected sex for $2500 and the other person just "happens to get pregnant". This is pretty fucked government over reach.
That’s not really 100% a crime, that’s why we have an Act. We do have sperm banks and can donate/buy eggs and can do in vitro. But I’m sure selling random sperm in garage style fashion would fall under committing a criminal offence, besides being super weird and creepy.
i kinda wanna know how hard you could low-ball this guy if you made him think you were actually going to buy some... no way in hell he's made any sales...
On the one hand, this is gross and dumb. On the other hand, he might actually think it'll work. On the third hand that is growing out of my ass due to bad genetics, the "bring a cup" line sure seems to indicate that this is a joke -- it's not a good or funny joke, and I'm not really sure what the punchline is supposed to be, but it definitely seems like the guy is just making some really weird, crude joke (but would also totally sell his sperm if someone was actually willing to take him up no the offer).
These are probably the same guys that spread the rumor that hutterite colonies would pay $1,000 for you to sleep with their women with a hole cut in the sheets so you couldn't see them
The other sad part is the low critical thinking ability of someone that would actually pay $2500 for this gentlemen's sub par product is likely a recipe for poor outcomes for the resulting child no matter how you look at it.
Nice penmanship! The underline on the 00 at the end of 2500 really brings it all together. And, is that... is that a fuck Trudeau sticker in the shape of a middle finger? Wow, truly impressive, a masterpiece.
I feel like if you were so against vaccines that you wanted to make sure that your unborn children weren't 'tainted' by them you probably wouldn't be vaccinated yourself. Looks like someone forgot to do their market research.
On one hand, that's actually a great deal for a sperm sample, speaking as someone who considered solo parenting via donor. On the other hand, I don't want my children to share DNA with this guy. And on several more hands, EWWwwww and also it is illegal to sell genetic material in Canada.
I hope this person is joking, however given it’s good ok Berta they probably are not. They likely need a picture of an oil Derrick or a lifted truck to provide the sample though.
I mean its illegal to sell sperm in Canada so I'm almost 100% certain the guy just wanted to get some kicks. I have a sticker that says 'don't tailgate me I have rabies,' and 'I eat babies,' and some others mainly because it's funny to me and keeps people away from me. But according to reddit since it's on the internet and they're from alberta they absolutely HAVE to be serious.
Who is their target market? Clearly anyone who would be willing to spend that amount on “unvaxxed sperm” would themselves not have gotten vaccinated. Or am I missing something?
Are they buying it or selling it?
Swallowing it.
Probably both
He’s paying you that much to take the load off him.
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Selling it for sure hahaha
If we can collectively chip in 1250.00 on a Tuesday, and someone brings a cup. Maybe we could start him an “only fans”.
Yes
Yes
What's going on on Tuesday that has them dropping 1200 bucks?
Toonie Tuesdays
Child support
They're running out of clean socks.
I love these responses take all my upvotes the lot of you
Laundry day.
Probably Taco Tuesday. Need more mulah to buy more tacos.
I don't recall getting any of my sperm vaccinated. That seems like it would take a long time.
And a really tiny needle.
🤣🤣🤣
"Bring a cup"
They should at least throw in a turkey baster for that price.
Guys at work talking about this. They think they're going to be millionaires because they're unvaxxed. It's crazy some of the things they think up.
People like justifying their actions and hoping they will be beneficial to make themselves feel better
they didnt think that up, they were TOLD.
uh oh. i dont think these gents know the types of qualities people look for when shopping for sperm. im so excited for these people to end up with their literal and proverbial dick in their hands.
Imagine how mad they will get if they actually made a bunch of money then found out they owe a bunch in taxs
Same at my job. Some people are so delusional.
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You work in a trade by any chance?
Well they were also drinking their own piss to cure the the ivermectin hang over
Well, that's one way to say 'Women won't physically have sex with me'
justneckbeardthings
Oh hey... that's a crime
I don't think there's a problem if you're shooting blanks anyway.
While I think the person in the photo is a moron, this is kind of dumb. I can pump my load into someone for free and its legal, but as soon as money is involved its not? Is it a semantics issue? As long as I don't call myself a donor? What if I just sell unprotected sex for $2500 and the other person just "happens to get pregnant". This is pretty fucked government over reach.
Next thing this fella will have long story about Trudeau and how he's out to get him.
It is a crime to buy it only. What he's doing is not illegal.
That’s not really 100% a crime, that’s why we have an Act. We do have sperm banks and can donate/buy eggs and can do in vitro. But I’m sure selling random sperm in garage style fashion would fall under committing a criminal offence, besides being super weird and creepy.
Are we really classifying this as an advertisement, tho?
i kinda wanna know how hard you could low-ball this guy if you made him think you were actually going to buy some... no way in hell he's made any sales...
Hehe "low- ball"
Side effects may include:
Or... below average offspring from Q ?
Maybe somebody should to help keep the gene pool clear... can someone get this guy an in fertile girlfriend?
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Their sperm is probably tainted from all the inbreeding
How much would he pay for vaxxed sperm?
Free, he's thirsty
On the one hand, this is gross and dumb. On the other hand, he might actually think it'll work. On the third hand that is growing out of my ass due to bad genetics, the "bring a cup" line sure seems to indicate that this is a joke -- it's not a good or funny joke, and I'm not really sure what the punchline is supposed to be, but it definitely seems like the guy is just making some really weird, crude joke (but would also totally sell his sperm if someone was actually willing to take him up no the offer).
Selling questionable substances out the back of your mom's van is the pinnacle of the enterprising spirit /s
Yay capitalism!
This must be the intersection where Antivax meets Incel.
Now avoiding this intersection. Looks like 124th st and Stony Plain rd. 😂
Looks like someone lost their fantasy football league!!
These are probably the same guys that spread the rumor that hutterite colonies would pay $1,000 for you to sleep with their women with a hole cut in the sheets so you couldn't see them
The other sad part is the low critical thinking ability of someone that would actually pay $2500 for this gentlemen's sub par product is likely a recipe for poor outcomes for the resulting child no matter how you look at it.
Is there even such a person who would pay and has the means to pay for it?
Nice penmanship! The underline on the 00 at the end of 2500 really brings it all together. And, is that... is that a fuck Trudeau sticker in the shape of a middle finger? Wow, truly impressive, a masterpiece.
The minivan says it all 😂
Yeah, perfect for one stop shopping. Business in the front, party in the back vibes all over it.
Why does he have a coiler painted up beside the message to bring a cup? Is he gonna poop in a cup, too?
Two morons, one cup?
Never hurts to ask about the 'specials', does it?
A cup seems pretty optimistic. Surely a thimble is more appropriate.
Wait, I can sell my unvaxxed sperm for $2500? ka-CHING!
I feel like if you were so against vaccines that you wanted to make sure that your unborn children weren't 'tainted' by them you probably wouldn't be vaccinated yourself. Looks like someone forgot to do their market research.
Damn. $2500.00 and I have to bring my own fucking cup?
Wow the food trucks in Edmonton have really gone down hill.
Best comment so far. Lol.
Until I blew this photo up I was like "what the hell is unwaxed sperm, and why does it cost $2500.?"
Once you tried it, you can’t go back.
On his way to F**k Trudeau.
Damn the oil recession in Alberta is getting tough - he’s not even in a lifted F-250!
Cant figure out why he is still a virgin…
On one hand, that's actually a great deal for a sperm sample, speaking as someone who considered solo parenting via donor. On the other hand, I don't want my children to share DNA with this guy. And on several more hands, EWWwwww and also it is illegal to sell genetic material in Canada.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNVAdQOuanU
How could anyone in San Diego call this guy and expect to get an intellectual kid??
Ew
124 St and 104 Ave?
Hey just leave Kenny alone, he needs the money since he'll be unemployed soon.
Steady ladies, form an orderly queue
You mean steady m’ladies
How do I know it’s authentic ?
Man o man, are these teoglodytes ever making canada look bad.
Must have lost his job with his unvaccinated status
Bring a cup!
I've got an empty timmies
“BRING A CUP”
BOGO
Nothing says “I don’t understand how RNA [email protected] more than a blurb like this.
I now want to see what the dude who drives this looks like, it’s gotta match the stupidity 😅
I wish! I was in a Uber on the way home. Alas no pic
Wow. Anti-vaxxer DNA. What a bargain.
Wow he’s willing to pay a lot for sperm
They forgot “IQ not known”
Fuck unvaxxed 1/2 price Tuesday's Sperm $2,500 poop bring a cup?
Propagating the moronic gene pool
Not sure if buying or selling? Anyway, bold of them to think unvaxxed baby batter is worth that much.
I mean. If it’s a niche market, make your money I guess?
Get your sperm vaxxed ffs
It’s Justinflation, guys gotta do what a guys gotta do
A man's got to eat.
Honestly it's pretty funny. 1/2 Tuesdays got me haha
It is illegal to sell body fluids or tissues in Canada. This guy could get in trouble legally for this.
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small pp energy intensifies
What is it about Dodge vehicles... its kinda mindblowing tbh...
I'd include free labor if she's cute.
There is a market for this, believe it or not.
What’s the child support payments
Lol
Watches 1 episode of Joe Rogan
Great way to get your tires slashed lol
There's no number to ask him
In a Dodge Journey! LMAO
Look again.
I hope this person is joking, however given it’s good ok Berta they probably are not. They likely need a picture of an oil Derrick or a lifted truck to provide the sample though.
I mean its illegal to sell sperm in Canada so I'm almost 100% certain the guy just wanted to get some kicks. I have a sticker that says 'don't tailgate me I have rabies,' and 'I eat babies,' and some others mainly because it's funny to me and keeps people away from me. But according to reddit since it's on the internet and they're from alberta they absolutely HAVE to be serious.
These trolls own Doggystyle Deli on Stony Plain road and always have this kind a stuff on their van.
The real mvp of van drivers
$2500 and I have to bring my own cup? Sorry I’ll have to pass
Eww
Sometimes I really hate this city......
Gross
Nice!
Classy
Just spotted this van in west Edmonton superstore. The guy looks like a real winner, feel bad for his presumably wife and child though....
A family man, I see.
And only gets calls from dudes…
Ewww?
Gross. What an asshole.
Wearing it.
Guess I know how I can start making some money
Of course they drive a dodge
Who is their target market? Clearly anyone who would be willing to spend that amount on “unvaxxed sperm” would themselves not have gotten vaccinated. Or am I missing something?
Lol wtf
Bring a cup? A menstrual cup?
I don’t think low IQ sperm will be a good seller
City. Of. Champions.
And you won’t have to worry about saving for college tuition either.
Ur joking
I'm sure there's at least 1 person that paid for this service
Ugh... Can we just trade Alberta for California, Oregon and Washington?
I would take a bag of pucks at this point
Trying to fill that Dodge Caravan up, there, bud?