Plot twist, these aren’t special military units, these are special pleasure units for Lady Kim. After the the bare chested guy finishes smashing bricks in public, he performs by smashing her in private.
I think you would have to have a separate job title (MOS) for these cats. Practice all day everyday but fed properly. That’s dedication on par with something like the choreography of their Army band..or actually their entire military. I guess they all practice hard.
He went to school in Switzerland. I can only imagine what he thinks about his own country after his education. I'd love to be a fly on his wall to see how he actually lives day to day.
He seems more like he's bored and disinterested in the whole thing. Compare this to when a basketball player visits him, he's more focused, bigger smiles and more relaxed.
Imagine never having seen kung fu movies and seeing fight choreography for the first time. I wouldn’t be surprised if they thought this was real. Like how Americans were obsessed with karate and kung fu back in the 70s believing all to be effective.
The guy who made a run for it a few years ago had masses of worms in him. When they went in to repair the bullet wounds they where pulling worms out of him. Very sad.
Lol if the head of FIFA got enough money they would make the next world cup there lol. They would be like " North Korea has made a lot of progress when It come to human right they have made it able that all their citizens have at least half a meal every day progress."
I think it was added to imply the US military is weak because they have trans soldiers while the North Korean army is strong because they can karate chop fake cement blocks
That's okay. Jackie could take on dozens of guys at a time. Even if it turned out his movies are only, say, 25% realistic, surely these guys are a match for at least five or six each.
As a wrestling fan...watch this video closely lol. Like when it looks like they put their hand on top of those tiles then the other guy "lines up" the sledgehammer with their hand...watch the actual swing of the hammer after, where they hit the tile not the hand.
Yeah, I really don't get NK's thought process here. All this pseudo martial arts pageantry just looks ridiculous to anyone who's seen a modern military in action in any way.
I love to think how useless this is. Maybe 1000 years ago it would have value to be that physically tough, but today the best NK superman could be brought down by the lowest mouth breathing private with a gun.
Now put a few rounds of 7.62x39 though him and see if he's just as mean. If things get so fucked that it's down to hand to hand, I'd be amazed if there wasn't a mushroom cloud in the near future.
Bro I can't take them seriously. They're doing this to look tough while literally developing weapons of mass destruction to kill everyone with. When do we send James Bond in to handle this????
Ya'll laugh but when they convince the world governments to agree to a winner-takes-all martial arts tournament we are fucked. Kim got the idea from an anime.
Well shit, if wars are fought with hand to hand combat these guys are in luck. For everyone else in the world, 1 random smuck with a pistol would win the fight...
I’m not saying it would necessarily go this way, but I’m picturing the scene in Indiana Jones where the dude is twirling around the swords and Indy just shoots him lol
All that blocking, and hitting…. When suddenly, the whizzing of a bullet puts all this Hollywood action to an arresting halt; proving the all show doesn’t work in the real world😬
Who wins? NK soldier who can kick a brick and break a pole over his head V.S. the cruise missile launched from a ship in the ocean hundreds of kilometers away
I went to China for three weeks to study martial arts. While there, we went to countless demonstrations by other "masters" and how they could break bricks, boards, and bend steel rods, etc.
So is this suppose to scare the rest of the world? Are their army full of these guys or are these guys the only ones in the whole army that can be this good. 😂😂
Reminds me of that middle eastern military demonstration where they could break the vases. And all of this will come in really handy when they invade or are invaded by bricks and pine boards.
Aw, man, a 2X4 made of balsa wood was our secret weapon, too! How ever would we defeat somebody who can (rewinds video)… break curved pieces of ceramic!?!? Let’s just surrender now, guys. We’re outmatched.
If a bunch of masonry invades NK that one guy is going to kick so much ass.
Home Depot's paratroop division is so fucked.
Until he gets shot that is...
They must have assumed all those YouTube videos and Dan Brown novels were true. When you learn the Mason's guild runs America, you train accordingly.
🤣🤣🤣😭💀
Even Kim Jong-Un is looking around thinking these motherfuckers are crazy.
Have to wonder if he has any idea or is constantly kept in a state of lies to keep him happy and the rest in power
Mental note - if going to war with North Korea, don't use stationary bricks or long sticks as your primary weapons.
Also stay away from the shirtless soldiers, they appear to be the most aggressive
You'll be fine using bricks or sticks so long as you don't attack in these exact patterns they've rehearsed
Reminds me of that scene in Indiana Jones where Indy is threatened by some fancy sword welding assassin and simply pulls out a gun and shoots him lol.
Plot twist, these aren’t special military units, these are special pleasure units for Lady Kim. After the the bare chested guy finishes smashing bricks in public, he performs by smashing her in private.
If you ever planned to go to war with a stick... do it. But get your A10 friend and your sniper buddy on standby. :)
Russia praying they don't have to go to war with NK.
Or their choreographed routine.
Also avoid using armors made of bricks
Bullets rip through flesh all the same
Also, bring Indiana Jones.
The rehearsals must be a pain in the ass… along with hand, leg, back, head etc etc
They’re going to be upset when they learn that other armies use rifles.
Considering this is NK were talking about the bricks probably aren't even real lol
Is this a Steven Seagal movie!?
I think you would have to have a separate job title (MOS) for these cats. Practice all day everyday but fed properly. That’s dedication on par with something like the choreography of their Army band..or actually their entire military. I guess they all practice hard.
WTF is with that audio? Is the notion that the US military is somehow weaker than North Korea?
I thought that was my audio fucking up
Why is the audio on this being addressed so far down? That is the strangest part.
I had to scroll way to far to find this question, it was the first thing I wanted to know
Right wing edgelord posted it with the track thinking it's a W
I thought I lost my mind when I saw no one commenting about it
It's audio from our ad of the military. Vs north Koreas
Yeah old conservative dudes likr to pin this video as " the us military is weak now"
18 broken bones and massive internal bleeding after the "show"
Especially the last one with the hammer..
All of these guys are probably permanently damaged for that show
There ain’t no way this dude isn’t hopped up on some amphetamines
North Korea must think the battlefield is like a Jean Claude Van Dam movie.
So much of military culture is just posturing. Think about how convinced we all were the Russia would steamroll Ukraine in a matter of weeks
Even Kim is like
KJU is looking like: "I can't believe people are believing this crap".
This was my thought. He looks at the people around him with a smirk like “what am I even seeing, are they serious?”
He went to school in Switzerland. I can only imagine what he thinks about his own country after his education. I'd love to be a fly on his wall to see how he actually lives day to day.
He seems more like he's bored and disinterested in the whole thing. Compare this to when a basketball player visits him, he's more focused, bigger smiles and more relaxed.
To be fair, he was educated in the West.
The look on his face is like “oh shit we’re toast if we go to war…”
Imagine never having seen kung fu movies and seeing fight choreography for the first time. I wouldn’t be surprised if they thought this was real. Like how Americans were obsessed with karate and kung fu back in the 70s believing all to be effective.
Yea, he’s like “What the fuuuck?… are you guys seeing this? These people are fucking stupid”
They call them "The fed ones"
The guy who made a run for it a few years ago had masses of worms in him. When they went in to repair the bullet wounds they where pulling worms out of him. Very sad.
“Oh shit, it’s the Feds!” …takes on a whole new meaning.
Tough guys will be out of commission while they heal a little bit.
Perfect time to send in Gallagher 2 with his watermelon smasher.
Reminds me of that
That scene is legendary
This is where the crew and actors all had food poisoning and Harrison Ford could not be bothered.
Was actually an out take. Ford was supposed to fight the guy and was tired. Other actor went with it.
I was thinking the same exact thing.
That soldier took TWO hits to smash those tiles...Have him shot immediately!!
[удалено]
And his family thrown in to a work camp
little do they know thier opponents have firearms, tanks, and aircraft...
Smart bombs, weaponized drones,...
Brains. I’d add brains.
Sooo.... World Cup in 2030? Fifa?
Lol if the head of FIFA got enough money they would make the next world cup there lol. They would be like " North Korea has made a lot of progress when It come to human right they have made it able that all their citizens have at least half a meal every day progress."
For the right price
They certainly have enough cheap expendable workers to get it done just how FIFA likes it.
Tonight, I feel communistic...
At least their slaves are citizens?
There’s a fat guy with his mouth open and not clapping. Otherwise, everyone is skinny and clapping.
Damn, how many calories do you lose from clapping?
What the fuck is this audio?
I think it was added to imply the US military is weak because they have trans soldiers while the North Korean army is strong because they can karate chop fake cement blocks
The world will not be laughing when North Korea finds itself at war with stacks of stationary bricks and blocks.
North Korea does human history backwards. They figured out nukes before agriculture.
Civilization VI Randomizer
Luckily no other nations use sticks and bricks as primary weapons
This is a testament to the quality of North Korean concrete.
Bricks... don't shoot back.
Just wait till they find out real combat isn’t a Jackie Chan movie!
That's okay. Jackie could take on dozens of guys at a time. Even if it turned out his movies are only, say, 25% realistic, surely these guys are a match for at least five or six each.
Holy shit it's Jae Son Born!
It was that moment Kim Jong Un recognized they need a new punishment method because beating them with wooden poles will no longer work.
WWF North Korea
As a wrestling fan...watch this video closely lol. Like when it looks like they put their hand on top of those tiles then the other guy "lines up" the sledgehammer with their hand...watch the actual swing of the hammer after, where they hit the tile not the hand.
This a been a production of Steven Segal entertainment. *cue music!
Oh, wow. they found a dozen soldiers who aren’t either starving to death or suffering from internal parasites.
And decided to give them brain injuries
They could be hired actors for all we know. Considering Mr Kim is very fond of cinema.
I assume those are the only 20 soldiers that are fed? And probably only weeks before a showcase.
I promise I'm not laughing...
Does Kim like them with their shirts off?
You insult supreme leader, must die now
Ended too soon! Was that guy going to sit on the spikes and then what?
Nothing would happen my dude. Check out "Bed of nails"
I wanna see one of em take a bullet then ill be impressed
They definitely should pull that old magic trick where someone shoots a revolver at a guy and he “catches” the bullet with his teeth.
All NK soldiers gangsta until SK shows up with combined arms
And having other countries who don't hate them
How is this a show of force? I see 5 army men that can’t take down one guy
They should try out for North Koreas got talent
They are fans of Jackie Chan movies
The best choreography will not safe you from a bullet. A bunch of entertaining clowns.
Yeah, I really don't get NK's thought process here. All this pseudo martial arts pageantry just looks ridiculous to anyone who's seen a modern military in action in any way.
All I can do is laugh at the delusion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Meanwhile in America you can find dopey looking people doing this in convention centers all over the place, and they’re not even in the military
Nice dance number... the marines will crush them in a dance off
Later that night,he died from his internal bleeding and concussion. Good job north Korea. Now do the rest of your army
If we deploy the Home Depot and Boy Scouts to North Korea we might be in trouble.
Don’t think that can stop a drone strike, might just be me though
Some kind of show for children, isn't it?
I love to think how useless this is. Maybe 1000 years ago it would have value to be that physically tough, but today the best NK superman could be brought down by the lowest mouth breathing private with a gun.
That’s super useful in war
Bring guns and bullets. Got it.
They are going to do great against bullets and bombs.
Bring those sticks to the gun fight....they're going to work well.
Are you not entertained
Everything looks good rehearsed....THIS IS NOT REALITY!!!
Even if it was reality. I don't think those skills would fare well against anything used in modern warfare.
Now put a few rounds of 7.62x39 though him and see if he's just as mean. If things get so fucked that it's down to hand to hand, I'd be amazed if there wasn't a mushroom cloud in the near future.
Indiana Jones gun versus brick basher
so one guy is strong and the other soldiers are wimps? Shoot him first I guess?
We need to stop attack with sticks….now!
America: "Big deal. We have meth heads too"
Bro I can't take them seriously. They're doing this to look tough while literally developing weapons of mass destruction to kill everyone with. When do we send James Bond in to handle this????
Ah yes hand to hand combat very important in modern wars.
These guys clearly got the rations of half a million factory workers.
But can they deflect hunger pains?
I see they have their own WWE
Should edit this to end with the scene from the Indiana Jones movie where he shoots the sword guy
im sure that will be very useful against a drone strike.
What’s up with the dumb woman talking about working in the US military when it’s North Korea. Dumb shits
I had to scroll so far to find someone else that had audio on...
Sniper fodder
If US attacks with broomsticks, chair or with other melee weapons there is chance they win
It’s like watching a fit Korean imitate an aging Steven Seagal. Everything is scripted and everyone plays their part.
That’ll surely help when US Air Force Stealth Bombers start kicking Kim Jong Moron‘s ass. 😂😂
How you gonna stop the video right before my man about to take a squat on that bed of nails lol
Training for hand-to-hand combat against drones.
Hey Kim,
This guy gon' have some serious brain damage next year...
Oh man we are fucked if they ever invade wood frame houses with fake red brick stucco
Hold on, is the audio part of the propaganda? I think too many people are watching this with the audio off...
all that shows is they make shitty sticks
Well, now we know not to attack with pavers of pvc piping
This is like North Korea WWE.
Amazing, its like they know exactly what happens next
Likely maybe 12 men trained that way as well.
Dude that's nothing, you should see what their boss can do!
Ya'll laugh but when they convince the world governments to agree to a winner-takes-all martial arts tournament we are fucked. Kim got the idea from an anime.
That will be great for them when they need to fight concrete blocks armed with 2×4's
Cool, cool, cool.
Forgot this is how war is fought nowadays...smh
Well shit, if wars are fought with hand to hand combat these guys are in luck. For everyone else in the world, 1 random smuck with a pistol would win the fight...
Indiana Jones should appear out of no where, one shot him, bow and disappear.
Works ass off for many years to become complete badass.
I’m not saying it would necessarily go this way, but I’m picturing the scene in Indiana Jones where the dude is twirling around the swords and Indy just shoots him lol
The folks at
the quality of those north korean bricks seems to be prett crappy
All that blocking, and hitting…. When suddenly, the whizzing of a bullet puts all this Hollywood action to an arresting halt; proving the all show doesn’t work in the real world😬
But the guys they were facing were also North Koreans, meaning I have no frame of reference still for how strong North Koreans are
We’re going to be in real trouble once we’ve run through the couple trillion rounds of ammunition floating around.
Wait for Indiana Jones to come out with his pistol.
What happens when you shoot him? The militaries of the governments they're trying to pick a fight with don't use 2x4s or bricks in combat.
Who wins? NK soldier who can kick a brick and break a pole over his head V.S. the cruise missile launched from a ship in the ocean hundreds of kilometers away
Be hilarious if a fighter jet from another country did a fly by and a sonic boom right over their show.
I went to China for three weeks to study martial arts. While there, we went to countless demonstrations by other "masters" and how they could break bricks, boards, and bend steel rods, etc.
Too bad Kim Jong is a schoolyard bitch and the whole world knows
We’re gonna have to bomb there.
They mistranslated headstrong
So is this suppose to scare the rest of the world? Are their army full of these guys or are these guys the only ones in the whole army that can be this good. 😂😂
The mark of a poor modern army. Parading around and makinf bullshit, weird kungfu stage performances to intimidate others.
Not gonna save them from a mini gun.
North Korea seems like a cheesy 80s action flick stuck in repeat
*Yawn* My four year old could do that. I just have to give her bricks and concrete blocks made in North Korea.
These phone book rippin’ motherfuckers
'American devils better not fuck with us or we'll headbutt all your aircraft carriers, tanks and houses to oblivion'
Cute
These are the 5 dudes in the whole DPRK who got to eat
Very good. But brick not hit back - Bolo Yung probably
What's funny is they are all anout 5 ft 3
Now let's see him stop a bullet. It's Indiana Jones all over again! 🤣
There fighting for their lives down there because if a brick dosent break, the government will break them
One bullet will stop all that mess
Now show how they stop bullets?
Very Good, but bricks don’t hit back.- Bolo Yeung Boards don’t hit back. - Bruce Lee
Luckily in America, we use guns to fight wars.
They have nukes and that one guy.
Pack it up fellas, we don’t stand a chance
Those bricks must be made in N. Korea.
Reminds me of that middle eastern military demonstration where they could break the vases. And all of this will come in really handy when they invade or are invaded by bricks and pine boards.
We'll be fucked the next time a martial arts war breaks out.
At the end they eat him cause hes more tender...
One shot would take care of it
This is gonna be an Indiana Jones moment should he meet South Korean or American troops.
If North Korea is ever invaded by a bunch of bricks or sticks, I think they're all set guys.🙄
If you can dodge a stick, you can dodge a bullet
Aw, man, a 2X4 made of balsa wood was our secret weapon, too! How ever would we defeat somebody who can (rewinds video)… break curved pieces of ceramic!?!? Let’s just surrender now, guys. We’re outmatched.